LA Noire Review - Angry Joe Show

[Abergham]

OMFG LMAO!!!! when sonic comes up

[Abergham]

"handy dandy notbook" BLues clues? lol

[BlackPowderGames]

It's a damn shame that team bondi shut down

[MrConph123123123]

@MegaBiggy1234 You didn't spam and btw I totally agree with you take skyrim for example although ps3 has better graphics than Xbox for it, the game on ps3 lags like shit!!! While Xbox is smooth. Even though the problem was fixed it took 3 fucking monthes and the damage had already been done so yeah no argue,ent there

[9Marigi]

Only problem, none of the choices you make change the outcome of the game, and in a game like this I'm sorry, i expect something like that.

[wolwering1]

LMAO at the interrogation scene. That's exaggerated parody to the max.

[dylanbluetube]

lol Joe is letting out a silent one at 8:54 which is why he is so quiet

[Tristen95gi]

I like the word on the tv screen. Reminds me of Colbert.

[ryanistheshtify]

he looks like brad pit in the starting when hes in inglorious bastards

[BiggiePac2]

Joe your show is better than AVGN and Nostalgia Critic I'm not even joking it's SO funny <3

[RimshotKiller]

just gotta love the sonic moments in those reviews ... XD

and damn joe...did they have a hidden penetrate button at 9:28 ?

[mEcroboss]

ur the best reviewer to date joe

[jizmacdacusha]

Joe why did you slap me, that fucking hit!!!!

[MrConph123123123]

@MrFaisal0860 Hey a quick question: a lot of people says it overheats ps3s, is that true?

[MegaBiggy1234]

@MrConph123123123 i think they addressed that issue

[MrConph123123123]

@MegaBiggy1234 are you sure? some people said its still not fixed my ps3 is very old i dont wanna get a ylod

[MegaBiggy1234]

@MrConph123123123 thats why i said i think, the Xbox has no problem, in fact its probably better on the Xbox, i wouldnt risk buying it, the PS is a pretty sensitive console, it cant take as much as a beating like the Xbox. Xbox is known to have less bugs, way less. but do not risk it, if your console overheats, it probably cant be fixed.

[MrConph123123123]

@MegaBiggy1234 i don't want to have a console war argument but the xbox has way more problems than the ps3

[MegaBiggy1234]

@MrConph123123123 sorry for the spam if you got it, it was an accident

[MrConph123123123]

@BellaFalk95 Omg noooo it will overheat oyur system trust me

[chicono17]

lmfao "yea i killed those people i hope they burn in hell they deserved it" instant joe classic

[Hunter55111]

I Lol'd when the detective pulled out Sonic Free riders and Joe was like "Hell yeah I killed those people, I hope they burn in hell!

[Chemowski]

@bellafalk95 you really really should!

[theleft4deadgod2]

u need take a shit? must been them cookies lol

[DirtySouth2DirtyJerz]

I have no idea why, but your interrogation scene with those "ridiculous faces" made me laugh so hard. Jeez I haven't laughed that much since I quite bud. Instan-subscribe after your Top 32 Fable 3, Duke Nukem Forever, and this video. Man I wish I found this channel sooner. Wouldn't have wasted $60 on Peter Molytroll's (sp?) empty promises.

[Anosplicer]

haha those faces joe make are hilarious 

[BellaFalk95]

I should buy this game. I love detective stories.

[underpantsGnomes96]

blues clues

[Anosplicer]

@underpantsGnomes96 if blues clues ever got gory and serious as shit

[MegaBiggy1234]

@TheCrazedLorry98 always download a game to the hard-drive

[olivershaw100]

this guy is soo funny! i was lmao at 9:30

[LimeGuy101]

Team Bondi - (bond-eye) not Bondee.

[Ebvardh]

"Is your like crime dramas, detective stories, the noir genre or solving puzzles go out there and buy this game RIGHT NOW!"

I love all of those D:

*tackles dog off the way to a gamestop*

[urbandaniel100]

wtf was up with the illuminati symbol, i caught that shit

[brbjuke45]

@urbandaniel100 hollywood

[tricknick9211]

@urbandaniel100 LOL, i thought i was the only one who noticed.

[ShadowWrathYro]

Phoenix wright ace attorney meets GTA lawlszz...but its a great game though...

[officialARMYclan]

haha he said funnest

[PEACE63641]

i'm sorry but if you're only rank 8 at that point you suck pretty fuckin bad

[rbeals1000]

Wait he says it has made over 4 million dollars??, but mw3 made a billion dollars in 2 weeks? I don get it joe r u trying to make the game sound bad!

[xtimberwolfx13]

Dood you have the best Like-Dislike ratio of any channel I have seen.

[Ko009]

Without you Joe, I don't know what game I'd buy. <3 you bro.

[TheAwesomeOpossumCo]

Amazing opening XD

[LouieHonful]

IN COLD BLOOD.

[MrFaisal0860]

i finish the game long time ago and i love game but the ending ruin it for me and not just the ending but also the integration is more of guessing game you will never know what will Noire say. you have to guess what will be appropriate answer and pick the obvious suspect of you collect all the clues and you feel the suspect A is the corporate and suspect B is innocent but he/she did something unorthodox in the Past then pick B.

[PwngeTrooper]

Joe, just so you know, there was another crime desk that was removed so that they could even fit the game on 3 discs.

[tomahawkboy0787]

His one of the best in the biz along side angry video game nerd and PatNesPunk i love this guys their awesome keep up the Good work Angry Joe

[tissot233]

@tomahawkboy0787

It's about finding reviews that fit your taste. Not to forget that Angry joe somehow manages to make truly funny videos and yet tells everything i need to know about the game.

helps that he has almost totally same kind of taste on games.

[TheSeanoftheBread]

One of the best games of 2011. Better then Payday, another great game.

[TheDarkNeonHero]

I love it when Joe revisits the events of his old videos in reviews like this (ex implementing the Sonic Free Riders video as an L.A. Noire case)

[AdamAus85]

Pronounced "Bondie". Good game, lol.

[theGermanfromIreland]

@shoopdawoop32

lol true. It doesn't make a difference to me if somebody thinks their version is better, if I'm enjoying it then I'm just alright.

[TheDarkNeonHero]

WARNING: The Following Comment box list is FLOODED with Horrid and pointless Spamming that will NEVER end, because they are wasting time waging in a war in the place of a great video game review like Angry Joe which should NOT happen! Please be warned of anyone using the terms "Bitch", "Cockhound", "Fucktard", "Asshole", or "Shitfaced Fanboys".

Thank you and Enjoy Angry Joe Reviews L.A. NOIRE.

[111axa1]

@TheDarkNeonHero The damned trolls won't leave Angry Joe alone....i can certainly notice certain figures doing it......

[zuko25]

Can't we all just get along!?!

[theGermanfromIreland]

@shoopdawoop32 I'll give you modability, but graphics and controls are generally equal between PC & console. Either way, the game is still fun right?

[shoopdawoop32]

@theGermanfromIreland True, I'll give you that because at least you have a reasonable point as opposed to zipst700 who's comment was something along the lines of "FUCKING PC FANBOY CONSOLES ARE BEST!!!1!!11! FUCK YOU NO ONE LIKES PC!!!!11!!w112121sdbdffk"

[Zipst700]

@shoopdawoop32 cool! now go suck his cock.

[shoopdawoop32]

@Zipst700 of course that's the first thing you'd think of.

[TheDarkNeonHero]

Actually I had a way to overcome those hard Lie or doubts. I pressed Lie, listened to the EXACT accusation and see if i have the evidence. If I don't, i press the B button to back out of accusation and go to Doubt. simple as that.

[Wildmike95]

9:33 Joe is getting a blowjob xD

[gothepro98]

@Wildmike95 rapeface xD

[bloob1418]

what is the song he plays at the end?

[3pointassassin14]

lol team bondee

its Bondi as in Bond-I

I guess ud have to live in australia to know

[ThexWildx0ne]

Rockstar know how to make a game.

[gietek]

I love this game and I hate it at the same time. Sometimes the game plays itself by pressing one button. Sometimes you don't even have to turn right or left cause the game does it for you! Exploring is absolutely pointless. You can't skip cutscenes, you can't manually save the game. The graphics is horrible but I don't really care about that.

On the other hand acting is awesome, the main plot is awesome, interrogations and finding clues is great fun. I don't know what to think about this game.

[DjFobse95]

@gietek While I do agree with you that the game does hold your hand throughout the experience, and the game it little too linear, I disagree with you on the graphics standpoint. Over 90% of the section of L.A. they are setting the game in is faithfully recreated, and the facial animation is astounding, also if your computer can handle it, try the PC version its way better.

[gietek]

@DjFobse95 I have PC version. Graphics set to ANYTHING but highest looks really bad. Trees appear a few meters in front of you, the rubbish on the roads appear BEHIND my car, etc etc.

Animation or city design has nothing to do with my previous post.

On the top of what I wrote yesterday, about 50% of the game are cutscenes that can't be skipped even if you repeat missions. Driving is just not fun. Thank god we can skip that one.

And then again, on the other hand we have a very good storyline,

[Zipst700]

@gietek PC sucks ass the end of story.

[gietek]

@Zipst700 Oh, hi! What a brilliant thought! My life has just changed forever! Thanks!

[Zipst700]

@gietek I'm glad i could help.

[gietek]

@DjFobse95 and very well designed interrogation and searching for clues, connecting the facts - it's a lot of good fun! What's wrong with this game is that it has been released on consoles first. It should've been the other way around.

As I said before, face animation, motion capture, setting, atmosphere, storyline, idea and design is just very good if not close to perfection. It's the "console-ism" again...

[DjFobse95]

@gietek Ya I agree with you, it does suck that developers are geared toward consoles more than PC's, but at least I know that when I get the game on PC I'll know that I'll have better graphics than all the console users.

[Zipst700]

@DjFobse95 Eat a dick dumb PC fanboy. Nobody gives a shit so please, STFU you bitch.

[DjFobse95]

@Zipst700 Cool Story.

[DjFobse95]

@Zipst700 And how exactly is the console platform better than the PC platform? Please explain.

[Zipst700]

@DjFobse95 lol 2 comments at once? you have already proven that you're a dumb PC fanboy. Hell, you replied second comment after 2 hours? lol you are a sad butthurt kid, aren't you? explain? i don't have to explain jackshit. Why do you PC fanboys demand all explanation shit for simple stuff? i just like Consoles more and feel comfortable with them and i feel bad and uncomfortable with playing PC. Even though i do have a $1,000 PC. Thus i say i like Consoles more. It's simple.

[DjFobse95]

@Zipst700 Ok so your supporting argument for why a console is better than a PC is that PC's are too complicated for the average user and therefore console are better than PC's. I find it ironic that you immediately lashed out homophobic demeaning comments and you are calling me fanboy. Last time I checked thats called being hypocritical. Im not going to argue why PC is better, because I already know it is, so why waste my time with Shitbox 360 fanboys like you. bye d(*⌒▽⌒*)b

[Zipst700]

@DjFobse95 lol u mad? you look butthurt bro. PC sucks ass i know it so yeah. I'm not gonna waste my time on a PureCrap Gay PC fanboy so, bye :D

[shoopdawoop32]

@Zipst700 you are totally right. Modability, better graphics and better controls all suck!

[Zipst700]

@shoopdawoop32 Better controls? lol PC does not have better controls. Better Graphics? you mean slightly better unnoticeable graphics and textures? please, i've watched tons of PC vs Console comparasions and they are all spam down by PC fanboy like you. If a slightly better shadow or a texture appears which is hardly any diffrence PC fanboys all go ''OMFG PC IS SOOO MUCH BETTER OMG'' bitch please.

[shoopdawoop32]

@Zipst700 note senor cockhound here has not mentioned anything about mods.

[l3E7Studios]

@Zipst700 Tell me. How is DirectX 9 vs. DirectX 11 a hardly noticeable difference? Either you're blind or just plain stupid.

Oh yeah and it has been proven that a mouse and keyboard is more accurate then two thumbs analog sticks.

Bitch got owned.

[Zipst700]

@l3E7Studios Tell me? i guess you're blind yourself.

''Oh yeah and it has been proven that a mouse and keyboard is more accurate then two thumbs analog sticks'' o rly?

Can't own anyone with stuff that so called ''bitch'' already knows.

Another faggy waste of sperm got owned. Now go eat a dick. Obvious faggot is obvious.

[l3E7Studios]

@Zipst700 Lol you are so stupid that even YouTube doesn't recognize your account. I guess a computer has more intelligence then a waste of poop like yourself.

[Zipst700]

@l3E7Studios lol u sound pretty butthurt bro. Calling people stupid over a PC. You're sad, bro. Now go cry in a corner.

[l3E7Studios]

@Zipst700 Lol you sound pretty butthurt bro. Calling people names over a PC. You're sad, bro. Now go cry in a corner just like you have been doing throughout the rest of your short short small life.

[Zipst700]

@l3E7Studios lol nice one. It's easy to copy people's comments. now gro the fuck up and go outside, bro.

[l3E7Studios]

@Zipst700 You're telling me to go outside when you are the one giving me insults through a computer...what an example you are.

[Zipst700]

@l3E7Studios You're comebacks are horribly. I can picture you behind the monitor. All i imagane is a dumb nerd drooling all over the keyboard trying to make a comeback. Grow up.

[l3E7Studios]

@Zipst700 Look who's talking...

[Zipst700]

@l3E7Studios lmao. Why do you even keep replying? you fail. Judging from you rcomments i can already tell you're a pussy. Now STFU.

[l3E7Studios]

@Zipst700 You keep replying to me. What are you talking about?

[Zipst700]

@l3E7Studios Lmao. Happy new year you cock-sucker.

[l3E7Studios]

@Zipst700 Thanks. :)

[KarlNuevo16]

I feel like i wanna play this game again, lol

[BoyNamedSue4]

type in "la noire review" top 3 results are: IGN, Gamespot, and Angry Joe. Nice to see Joe up there with the big names

[venveng]

That pimp slap totally caught me off guard, now you have my attention. Please continue.

[Foulknercloud]

Lol those expressions at 9:30 an onwards.

[nalby92]

the aaa see voice was for bad guys no?

[videogameman555]

i like how they werent cookies LOL :D

[maxkane69]

THIS GAME IS A REAL PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[DjFobse95]

@maxkane69 GTFO Troll

[star1890craft]

i hope this guy never stops doing reviews , hes awesome !

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Brilliant atmosphere, flawless gameplay, gripping story, unique cases, music that differs from making you feel nostalgic to the old days, to anticipating what you'll uncover next and the last few Arson cases make this one of the best games i have ever played.

[Angryprometheus]

@xXelmarcoCFCXx suck my left nut

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

@Angryprometheus Thanks for the offer, but i don't swing that way.

[cearle16]

The gunplay in this game isn't too interesting and pretty unremarkable, but the refreshingly unique parts of the game like the interrogations and the crime scene investigations make you totally overlook that. 9.4/10

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

9:30 XD nice faces XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[Xbox360CovSgtTater]

using the magic from dragon age 2 lol to funny man.

[CJDJ364]

they need to make a LA Noire 2

[josh24441]

and one thing is that rockstar based a lot of these cases on REAL cases.. some of these cases actually happened in 1940's LA. That itself is just awesome!!

[Kapo465]

Semen on the mouth. WINNING... lol

[65ericguy]

When is LA Noire going to get any new DLC? I heard that eventually Rockstar will release The Consul's Car exclusive case for 360 but that's it. If they really aren't going to make more cases or maybe expand the game with the two cut desks than that is just disappointing, especially for a great game like this.

[TraNWhiZ]

This guy knows what he's talking about.

[DaveTheJackal]

I was surprised to hear the word "lift" used for "elevator" in this game. Is that word in use in the USA or was it in the past?

[DaveTheJackal]

Better story than game but the game is worth playing for the story alone. Very cool.

[Smithkakarot]

I just got pimp-slapped by a James Cagney wannabe that looks like Angry Joe...

[ArkEleven1]

I those 1940's suits were still in fashion, they looks epic.

[Nollidd15]

thats his OH face 9:48

[TheMarmboy]

man i love this game the only thing that's bad is that it's nothing really to do after you beat the game but overall i find the score and story more better than rdr

[Poodleinacan]

*Face palm* ...He says "Noire", like "No-are" ...but it must not sound like it's detached...

Trust me, my birth language is french.

[XxCdude1777Xx]

That slap really hurt my jaw hes got one heckofva backhand

[XVIXero]

hahahaha i'm a sonic fan and hated that game so much

[sherlika]

This guy talks too much!!

[nemisis0323]

@sherlika No shit! What do you expect?

What part of the title "LA Noire 'REVIEW'" do you not understand?

[Catalyst233]

@sherlika God you're a dumbass it's a review man

[darktochiro]

@sherlika it a review not a walk through

[gmartdude]

@TheToxicFiction the you got dissappointed right? Unless you're a necrophile. Ew.

[MoterCrozz]

YES THE GAME IS FINALLY ON PC!

[preduttt]

@MoterCrozz Really?Oh shit thats awesome

[MoterCrozz]

@preduttt I know right!And the controls are surprisingly good!

[preduttt]

@MoterCrozz Thats awesome i cant wait to get it!

[videogameman555]

@MoterCrozz :D

[MoterCrozz]

@videogameman555 :)

[nalby92]

@MoterCrozz must be one hell of a PC i wonder how the faces will be like on lowest graphics

[MoterCrozz]

@nalby92 Instead of explaining to you how they look like just watch this: watch?v=UtVse3kMemY

[Cubekiller04]

Whoa, Sonic Free Riders must be bad!

[pcklubas]

Mario?

[TheToxicFiction]

I heard the word "full frontal female nudity" and went out and bought this game...

[TheToxicFiction]

@MountainFox51 it was a joke. I havent actually bought the game. Think i'm going to thoug becuase it looks cool ;)

[SnowBlind853]

@TheToxicFiction I bet/hope you were disappointed to find out all the naked women were dead.

[Narutoisawesum]

@SnowBlind853 I bet he wasn't :3

[ladygodia]

@SnowBlind853 maybe that's what he's into.

[SnowBlind853]

@ladygodia It's that creep from the railroad all over again DX

[MrEdvin55]

Sooooo COOOOOLLLLL :DDDDDD

[brendameistar]

you should be in the sequel for the game.

[TheARguy1]

@AngryJoeShow thank god you've never commited a crime

[XxSuperxMonkeyxX]

37 people are are roy earl and need to die

[UncleFerdinand]

Death by sewage.

[TheVioletfox01]

hey joe, can you put up a review of rage? the new bethesda and ID game that just came out a few weeks ago?