Fartic Levitation

[srikanthemw]

idiots should have uploaded this

[Neanderthalcouzin]

lmfao!

why not

[princerulez]

stop making fun of them. u dont even know wats leviation. what is in video is 1st stage of levitate. there are 3 stages. search google for more. and 1000 years back maharishi yogis had powers to fly/ levitate . get it ?

[gwcstudio]

show me where I can see video of stage 3 levitation.

1000 years back there weren't maharishi yogis. so how could they fly before they existed?

get it?

[maryamjz]

actually i am not that advanced. i can hop only but it is soooooooooooo cool. you just feel free

[reverendcutterx]

You know, I think they're actually getting just a little bit higher on the 'boink' fart.

[marctenor]

I always enjoyed jumping on the bed; still do.

[yuritim]

damn that's funny.

[Shutitup18]

lol..this video is just grown men/women looking for a little fantasy in their world. But, no one will ever be able to levitate, its one of those impossible human dreams which will never come to fruitation.

[vladjackguy]

U don;t know what u are talking about leviatation is real not this kind of levitation from the video....

I see that u are a confused person.....

Ohh and another thing....if u think that u can't levitate normaly u will not levitate...this is LOA(Law of Atraction)

[jrparri]

This video IS the very "levitation" that is cited as proof by proponents of the "You can do whatever you believe" stuff.

Just ask one of them to give you ONE example of someone who actually achieved a spiritual level sufficient to levitate, and I guarantee you that they will say "the Maharishi Yogi!"

[maryamjz]

not only him but i can do it too.

not a complicated thing in comparision with the creation of the world.

i just can say we have a lot of abilities from which we are not aware.

[gwcstudio]

if you can do it, please post video

[negrosaurus]

I like to jump rope and call it flying. It's flying if I say it is! PROVE ME WRONG!!

[TinfishUK]

This vid was obviously posted by a twelve-year-old with a farting fixation and little else

[gwcstudio]

I'm 47. Don't start playing "guess age" booths is my advice to you.

[frandra]

I feel only pity for your low evolved state of human consciousness. No further words to say!

[FocusLiberty]

c'mon, they're just hopping.  delusional attitudes are eurphoric.

[redkid89]

lmao that was so lame

[frandra]

respectless

[gwcstudio]

what's to respect about such idiots?

[dthatch23]

@gwcstudio con-job? come on man, show some respect. transcendental meditation and yogic flying increase brain coherence between both hemispheres of the brain, reduce blood-pressure, release stress, promote vitality.. seriously, you don't know what you're talking about - just because the people in your crude video aren't literally flying, doesn't make it a "con-job". this is the first stage of proper yogic flying technique.

[gwcstudio]

@dthatch23 why should I show respect for delusional victims of con artists? have you ever seen advanced stages of proper yogic flying? why not post some undoctored video. these clowns are just suckers making themselves feel better about having paid a lot of money to look stupid.

[dthatch23]

@gwcstudio they're not paying money so they can levitate or even hop for that matter. the real value of yogic flying is the inner experience of enlivening transcendental consciousness into your own awareness. its useless arguing with you, what this video doesn't reveal is that inner experience, and you cannot understand it without actually having experienced it.

[gwcstudio]

@dthatch23 If I was hopping around like a dumbass, I'd want to believe I didn't look stupid, too. I'd want to believe I was getting in touch with my higher consciousness or whatever. Because being this stupid in public would be pretty F'in painful.

[dthatch23]

If your more concerned about your external appearance then you are really missing it buddy. "the purpose of life is the expansion of happiness, and evolution is the process by which it is fulfilled"

stop hating, i could appreciate your arguments only if you've practiced yogic flying

[smokesletsgo1234]

lol...very funny. And to all you relgious and spritual whackos FUCK YOU, YOU PEOPLE ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL HUMAN SUFFERING PAST AND PRESENT, I SPIT ON YOUR GOD AND YOUR BELIEFS PEACE OUT BITCHEZZZZ

[happybelly525]

you are the gayest piecce of shit...

[dingostar2620]

I really feel sorry for you smokeletsgo1234, didnt think anyone could be so stupid :/

Actually its ppl like you that makes this world a sick place to be :S

[Hollow8291]

theepropet fuck u you ass think better before you type something muslims dont do terrorisme but certain people dont judge a religion

[frandra]

poor mind, making spiritual practise a ugly thing!

[gwcstudio]

of come on. this isn't spiritual practice - this is victims of a con-job.

[frandra]

You can give a statement only after "tasting" the pudding and a firm scientific investigation! Yogic flying produces a fantastic coordination of the full brain (10 times higher then deep meditation does).

I am practising Yogic flying & it is not only a spiritual practise but a Divine One leading to Kaivalya; Unity consciousness.

Frank Lotz, Artist & Author- Germany.

[gwcstudio]

Please post videos of yourself "flying"

[theeProphet]

lastly,,,

IMPORTANTLY also.,..

HINDU's are promoting terrorism far worse then the muslims due to the number of hindu's... the indian government is backing it, check out the videos released, tossing out Ghandi's teachings of peace, and promoting valor of terrorism...

OBJECTIVE IS kill the world force hinduism on the whole world..

[theeProphet]

ALSO;

YOGA is the foundation of a RELIGEON, and a bad one, turning evil, it is the same thing to its religeon as Jesus is to Christianity, stop the governement from promoting it,

YOGA KILLS...

[theeProphet]

the main thing is yoga and meditation, to meditate on NOTHING,,,, blank the mind, then die,

UUUUMMMMMMMMMM, UUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

UUUMMMMMMSSSSTTTUUUUPPPIIIIDDD­DDDD.....

they all look like drugged up psycho's in an asylum, their eyes are blank like thier brains....

[theeProphet]

you shouldnt poke fun at these stupid bastards,

they think they are defying gravity and levitateing.

I wonder what would happen if we put big rocks and candles in their matresses.....

LOL

[mrschrisc]

Ha ha ha

[JapsEye2]

Very funny. Nice one.

[tymadman]

I don't understand how these people can hold their heads up in public. Can't they see how stupid this is? What kind of utter nonsense have they swallowed to rationalise their behaviour? Or perhaps they simply like the exercise and don't understand the meaning of the word 'levitate'.

[theeProphet]

they hold their heads up EASY,,, they got NOTHING IN THEM

HAHAHAHAHAH

[darkbeach72]

>>>>which is in fact a precursor to levetation and ultimately flying

OMG, you idiot. Hopping on your butt is a precursor to flying in the same way that throwing a baseball is the precursor to launching a satellite. You will never get from one to the other without a whole mess of technology.

[PRYMLMND]

First learn to spell. Then to think, and only then open your mouth. "OMG, you idiot". To quote a future open minded person,lol.Btw get down and cross your legs and see how far you get and how tired you become. There's alot more than meets "your" eyes.

[Canamanda]

I learned Yogic Flying 5 years ago. The inner experience of bliss and silence is much more relevant than the outward "hopping" (which is in fact a precursor to levetation and ultimately flying) The vid made me laugh despite the point you were trying to make.

[aarthoor]

I did yogic flying every day for ten years. Whilst I was good at it, and enjoyed the inner experience, I never kidded myself I'd ever be able to actually fly.

I can't believe anyone would think it's a precursor to actual levitation. I mean it's been over thirty years now and no-one has taken off, it's kiddology to think you will one day be able to fly. The laws of physics aren't optional you know.

[drvasudeva]

this bouncing is bad for the spine.

[patrickeatspants]

they were supposed to be levitating? i can do that. all you have to do is sit cross-legged and bounce. it was kinda funnny anyway, but immature to an extent xD

[RILEYstreetMAGICIAn]

i know

[MFrymus]

LOL.. WTF .. LMAO.. that made my day.

[biaiaiatch]

wtf.... lol

[ladycatyes]

what the f*** is this!

[burdurhur]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A! Go Fairfield!