The Unfair Retsupurae

[jdude0822]

you guys need to do less long plays and shorter lets plays imo.

[edward18517]

Oh I remember the day this Let's Play came out. I was hoping for so much more after his Sonic LPs.

[grottypissedstained]

HA HA MANUFACTURED RAGE IS SO FUNNY

ugh. people actually thought this LP was entertaining.

[proberush]

I went and played this afterwards. How the kid failed so terribly is beyond me.

[MattGL21]

@proberush yea no shit, this guys fucking retarded

[DestroyedArkana]

And remember, this guy was Chuggaaconroy's friend who encouraged him to start let's playing, they were also in a podcast together for a short time.

[IzaakDay]

slowbeef's traumatized nerd voice is probably my favorite thing.

[SoupwithSeafood]

10:03-10:26 is one of my favorite parts in any retsupurae

[PowerXeta]

the following lp has been rated EFGA for EVERYBODYFUCKINGGOAWAY

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

You guys whined more about the guy whining then the guy actually whined

[nathiopental]

@JapaneseTentacleRape can't say the LPer was providing anything else to commentate on lol

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

@nathiopental fair enough xD i guess i just felt bad for the LPer but... yeah he was pretty incompetent xD

[ptrckdll95]

Where can i download this game?



[MuffinOfFun]

@ptrckdll95

Just Google "The Unfair Platformer" It's just a regular flash game and kind of a mediocre one at that. Basically if you know anything about Kaizo rom hacks it's easy as hell.

[rajangking]

This is AWESOME *-*

[KsKePo]

IBlali is your fan guys

[Tornado2312]

Every time I watch this video, I laugh more at "circus orgasms" more than the original video itself.

[ShemyDjent]

you'd think that reading the title, "Unfair game" you'd expect it to be unfair....

[DanTheGirMan]

You guys sounded like Dr Rockso towards the end there.

[progrockcoffee]

Lol at the tags.

[antisadism]

Its all acting, for all we know this guy could be a Shakespearean trained actor with 5 degrees in astrophysics.

[CyOrion]

Anyone noticed the NO on the url? It's like the url itself doesn't want to be associated with this mess

[videogamenostalgia]

'I hate when they fucking say that shit' Do NOT under any circumstances watch a Nostalgia Critic video, guys. He does it in the beginning of every fucking video...

[Gazooki69]

@videogamenostalgia Too late, they already did. And instantly regretted it.

[typomanbros]

I love how their commentary evolves into a deconstruction of these "Angry at hard games" LPs.

[MightyKombat]

@typomanbros The same Youtube Emperor or Blip Maharahjah who made Doug Walker LP Bart's Nightmare, eh?

[Skelley1091]

This was painful to watch, and I want to yell at this guy for being so stupid.

[MightyKombat]

Was this playing the Spring Yard Zone music?

Also uuuurrrrgh this kid stinks.

[lazyhead123]

These guys embody the idea that just because you can say something doesn't mean you should

[CaptainTinTyrant]

The funny thing is, the YouTube Emperor is really Slowbeef, and he actually did make him do this.

[Magitek1112]

Clearly the problem is that most bad LPers don't get that they can edit the videos to cut out parts. Seriously, we don't need to see EVERYTHING.

[TheNesNoob]

I ask you Retsupurae, who are the REAL cannibal let's players?

[CasualVideoGamer]

His head just explodes? Man, that explains everything about this guy...

[nelson7951]

whats the name of this game!! i wana play it now so bad pleas someone reply to me with the name od this game!!

[Teeg32]

I Wanna Be The Guy is a game made by and for people who are so worthless they make a furry white supremacist pedophile look almost tolerable.

So you can imagine what I think of a made-in-3-days newgrounds knockoff of it.

And what I think of someone who would play it.

And what I think of someone who would play it while going "OOOOOOOWWWWWW WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?"

[REILLYAssociatedActs]

7:57 and 8:02

[EdMan6623]

This game doesn't even look remotely hard. It's just trial-and error, and this guy keeps dying in the exact same ways over and over again.

[MJ1284]

08:50 - 08:54 Could someone make 10 hour loop version of this?

[tailzdude98]

sonikdude is ok in all his other lps but this one sucks

[lobsopdoy]

I got a D on a test?! BLUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

[NeoJames82]

This must be where the Nostalgia Critic got his inspiration for his LP.

[grindorblackout1986]

@NeoJames82 He should have taken a note from spoony

[Djinnfest]

I Favorited so damn hard...

[Tordah26]

He must get the subscribers from listing the software used, because retsupurae has 35,000 subscribers now after Slowbeef said "...Audacity".

[HuskyVerbatim]

This is one of the most obviously fake LPs I've ever seen.

[sonicjonathansonic]

@samusarans making a video and because of this is because od god danm safty mode

[TheSilverfish2]

Came into a pencil sharpener. I'm going to have to use that.

[CyberSlayer128]

10:08 Ridley playing CoD

[atomicsneakers]

@metalspike92 you're*

Go back to second grade before you try and argue with me.

[Zalman1337]

@atomicsneakers try to*

[DarkZayro]

@Zalman1337 It's called a colloquialism, you ass. Not the same as blatantly screwing up a contraction. Nice try though.

[Zalman1337]

@DarkZayro It's almost the same. It still makes you look stupid.

[TheFryBoy1]

@Zalman1337 you know what else makes you look stupid? using "It's almost the same" as a counterargument

[atomicsneakers]

@Frozone470 "u mad bro" "XD" I'm sorry but when you use phrases like these you're openly admitting you have zero intellectual capacity

[metalspike92]

@atomicsneakers your arguing on youtube and your calling intelligence into question?

[PhoenixFan765]

I think you should research a bit more before you slam the living hell out of famous lpers. The reason he did was out of fanservice. I really enjoy sonikdude101 vids. The reason he didn't cut was bc the fans requested him lp-ing this. So please just do more research the next time. It's just plain rude.

[Kozoi]

@PhoenixFan765

"Hey, I should make a bad video because some of my fans are requesting it!"

Does that sound logical to you? Also, idiots like you need to realise that criticising forms of media isn't an atrocious act and that things such as freedom of speech and Fair Use are applicable here. People write movie reviews, video game reviews and music reviews, what's wrong with negatively criticising content that you feel is bad? Nothing. Don't like somebody elses opinion? Fuck off then.

[Frozone470]

@Kozoi lol you're such a loser. He made it a bad video on purpose. He even said so himself when he released it. Also, when you tell people to "fuck off", you incite one question: "You mad bro?"

[Kozoi]

@Frozone470

Swearing =/= mad. I was just so 'mad' that I posted a respnse and then forgot about even watching this video. You're a dumbass, sir. You think it's justified that he made a bad video and published it because he did it on purpose? It's not - if you publicise any form of media then expect criticism, even if you don't like it. It's legal, it's fair use. Take off your fanboy goggles.

[Kozoi]

@Frozone470

I never said he couldn't so don't misrepresent my stance. I merely remarked that if anybody does upload media to the web then theyshouldn't be surprised if people criticise it, constructively or otherwise. If you want to talk to me then comment on my channel - most people don't care about your hate filled drama towards Retsupurae.

[Frozone470]

@Kozoi lol what hate filled drama? I love some of their videos. I just feel bad for some people when they use whatever they got, and it's like, what if they see themselves get bashed, and it discourages someone who, if they could afford the right stuff, made some pretty amazing stuff. Now, for people like the one dude with censor sounds way too loud, that I understand XD

[ILuvSauce13]

@Frozone470 dude, atomicsneakers just burned your ass.

[Voothegreat]

People thought I had PTSD when I came back from Iraq, but they didn't notice I was just watching this video.

[SD91]

This was actually one of the first LPers I saw on youtube, he actually got me into Lets playing, and through him I discovered an entire community of lets players...including the two mocking him now...awesome XD

[SkylertehKewl]

i'm never gonna see my wife and kids again... that's bullshit!

[strobelights9]

Now I have to try to cum in my electric pencil sharpener....

Thanks for the idea guys.

[DyeTalian]

It doesn't matter what your backstory is to your LP. If all of your videos consist of you screeching incoherently, failing miserably at games that actually aren't that difficult, and stating the obvious.....then you shouldn't be an LPer. :l

[youngchuggaa]

yeah you guys really know how to criticize one of the most widely knowwn let's player on the internet who spells sonic as "sonik" for the japanese spelling to be original.

[XxMariofan21xX]

@youngchuggaa What the fuck does his name have to do with their criticism on "sonik"?

[gamingguy12]

I think the only time I screamed at a videogame was when i was a kid playing Fairy Odd Parents: Enter the Cleft on GBA. The battery died at the last world, and the game lets you continue through passwords, which i never write down, so I pulled a DV, Screamed, "NOOOOOOOO" at the top of my lungs, and threw my gba at the floor. ONLY WHEN YOU'RE A KID THAT'S NORMAL

[TheRsMuffin]

10:15 lmfao

[CJacobsSA]

Doctor Rockso's first LP.

[CAFlNATOR]

@CJacobsSA

IT'S DOCTOR ROCKSO, THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN

I DO LP'S

[OtherGuy931]

IThese traps remind me of Cat Mario, but less amusing. Ive seen at least 4 traps from that game in this game.

[bbforky]

Came into a pencil sharpener, omg I almost lost it

[SliverAssassinx]

"It's peer pressure."

"That works."

[flamingflamingo7]

One of the kids making fun of him said "like" over 50 times I counted, It's funny because they make fun of there speaking screw ups so to speak and one of them cant even find a way to substitute like after he sais it way to many times.

[jkazos]

"I think he just came into a pencil sharpener."

I can't breathe now.

[KingOfKatamari]

"Has this guy learned nothing from Pavlov?" For some reason that name rings a bell...

[TheToast7]

@KingOfKatamari Pavlov was a scientist, famous for his experiments with dogs, commonly known as "Pavlov's dog." What he did was experiment with mental conditioning and biological reactions. He would always sound a bell or something as he was giving his dog a treat, and later he just sounded the bell, and the dog started drooling a lot, showing that the sound had become mentally connected to the treat, in the dog's mind. So, Diabetus meant that the LPer would play any game, if he heard the music.

[KingOfKatamari]

@TheToast7 I already knew that. Look at my comment again — it was a joke.

[TheToast7]

@KingOfKatamari OH DAAAAAANG

I am the biggest moron. Great joke btw.

[thessbmaster]

I enjoy your vids, but I think you should do a bit more research before you go slamming popular LPers, because that's bound to bring backlash. The reason he didn't cut and did all this screaming and stuff is because his fans requested it, and I think fanservice is a good quality of LPers, so yeah. Not bashing you and saying "OMG SONIKDUDE IS THE BEST WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM YOU FAGS" like some of these others, but I would recommend a bit more research done if you want people to agree with you.

[Mooklette]

@thessbmaster He didn't need to say yes if people requested it- fanservice is okay, yeah, if it isn't retarded and a bad idea

[thessbmaster]

@Mooklette I understand that other people may like it, and I'm not saying that he should jump off a bridge if his fans requested it, but the fans found it funny, so he did stuff like that. eventually, he stopped doing it, as it was getting old. Again, I'm not hating on these guys, I'm just explaining the situation, and recommending that doing a little more research (for lack of a better term, lol) as to why these things happened instead of just popping open a video and criticizing it.

[Mooklette]

@thessbmaster A bad video is a bad video, no matter the reason~

[thessbmaster]

@Mooklette Okay, thats your opinion. I myself enjoyed his videos (no, not because he tells us what he records with, lol) until he quit, but thats my opinion too. I was just presenting some backstory to make things a little clearer as to why he was screaming. Though I have to say about 1/2 of Retsupurae's fans get crazy as soon as they do a criticism because they follow everything they say. half the time they do it to pick fun, they did one on NintendoCaprisun, and one of the points was his voice

[PeteyPirahna77]

@thessbmaster They did one on NCS? Are you sure?

[thessbmaster]

@PeteyPirahna77 yep, it was on his Twilight Princess LP.

[PeteyPirahna77]

@thessbmaster How long ago, i've been looking to see if they did one of him but couldn't find it

[thessbmaster]

@PeteyPirahna77 It's not on their channel, they did it live, and someone captured it and put it on their channel. I can send you the link if you want.

[PeteyPirahna77]

@thessbmaster yes plz

[JayZilla2830]

@thessbmaster could you tell me the video name? I can't find it and I'm not sure if I'm looking in the right place or not.

[thessbmaster]

@JayZilla2830 It's called tLoZ-Annoying LPer voices.

[HunimyxSA]

9:58 it's scary how much Slowbeef sounds like Adam Sandler here, haha. Keep them coming!

[Goldbloodeddragon]

2:47

Oh my god, a spa spike trap!

[TheArkTheArkTheArk]

It's kind of sad that I can start watching this video, click to another tab and surf it for 4+ minutes, come back AND NOT HAVE A FUCKING THING CHANGED. Jeez, this guy is incompetent.

[WeaselWarDance7]

I love the line "You're going to fall down the right side. You didn't even- you fell down the middle."

[loldude83]

2:41 Fuck you slowbeef, fucking "circus orgasms"(and it being far too accurate to the sounds) made me laugh orange juice out through my nose.

Shit's still burning.

[CommanderMantis]

Who will save us from the tyranny of the Youtube Emperor?

[DestroyedArkana]

Just remember everybody, this guy in the video was the inspiration for Chuggaaconroy...

[Nintendoga]

@DestroyedArkana no he wasn't, it was Protonjon.

[DestroyedArkana]

@Nintendoga Yes he was, he was with Chuggaa in a podcast before he started LPing and encouraged him to start doing it when they were friends.

[GodTangrowth]

@DestroyedArkana He encouraged chugga to LP because chugga was a huge fan of ProtonJon. Therefore, ProtonJon was his inspiration.

Chugga credits ProtonJon with being his inspiration anyway.

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

2:49 is my new catchphrase. In that voice, too.

[nerdboy02]

You hold right at the beginning of the level.

HE DIED TO THIS PUZZLE TEN TIMES.

[InvisibleSandwichTM]

The term "Circus orgasm" is stupidily hilarious.

[mandrilltiger]

This guy is like that Rage Quit guy that plays those hard games and screams about them.

[siefer117]

@mandrilltiger The Rooster Teeth guy?

[mandrilltiger]

@siefer117 yes

[chris3ooo0]

"How, why would you want to listen to this."Those are my thoughts exactly on your whole channel.

[TheToast7]

@chris3ooo0 If you're asking why people would want to listen to retsupurae, it's because they're funny. People wouldn't want to listen to this LPer because he's not funny.

[chris3ooo0]

@TheToast7 First of all i wasnt asking.Second if i was, i definitely wasnt asking you and third this video wasnt funny at all.Theyre making fun of a guy who had the audacity to make a video and post it on youtube cuz you know, thats completely unacceptable.So they come along and make fun of him for not being funny or what not but they arent even funny themselves.

[TheToast7]

@chris3ooo0 First of all, yes you did ask that "'why would you want to watch this' those are my thoughts exactly on your whole channel" Secondly, you're saying these guys suck because they made fun of a video and "weren't funny" while posting a video that's not funny is just fine. So basically, you're saying they suck just because they're making fun of another video. Now, apparently everyone on youtube thinks being mean is the worst thing you can do, but subjecting your viewers to crap isn't.

[chris3ooo0]

@TheToast7 Well if you watched the video you would know that im quoting something the guy says in the video.hence the quotation marks.And i didnt understand any of the rest but its whatever cuz i really dont like to argue over youtube. im sorry if i offended your feeling or whatever.good day

[TheToast7]

@chris3ooo0 NO. GREAT day, my good man. GREAT day.

CAUSE I'M RIGHTER THAN YOU

[bumperstick49]

That guy might have needed to see a doctor after this video. Only people like him scream like that

[invertin]

The problem with IWBTG isn't IWBTG itself, it's what it created.

People see IWBTG and the difficulty, and decide that the difficulty is what made it entertaining.

NO. What made IWBTG is the references and humor, almost every trap is a joke, the fact that it doesn't take itself seriously, and occasionally it even has reasonably clever puzzles.

Whereas every other game like this just says

HEY LOOK A TRAP

I DIDN'T PUT A JOKE IN THE TRAP OR MAKE IT UNIQUE

IT'S JUST SPIKES

IS THIS FUN YET!?!?!?

[moneymandate]

This guy sounds like a parrot being sodomized.

[leviathan1173]

I love Slowbeef's voice at 1:55 - 2:03.

[TheGangstagnome]

I think the thing people don't get is that Unfair Platformer is supposed to be funny in some of the shit it pulls. I mean, if I were to play this game, I would probably be laughing at the lengths it goes to try and piss players off. I mean, when the game itself tells you it's unfair, what the hell do you expect?

I don't know, maybe I'm wrong and this game is just bullshit. But at least it's upfront about its bullshit.

[bharlin8588]

An unfair-er platformer would be the same game but every time you die SonikDude101 screams and laughs like a circus clown. Oh and you can't mute it.

I should probably stop typing before Octomon gets another great game idea.

[cyberhoodlum]

@bharlin8588 That does sound like a great idea to make an obnoxious game. Every time the main character dies, he makes the "shoving a cat into a pencil sharpener" sound, and not even turning your speakers off can save you from the horrible noise.

[boitahaki]

what an awful game

[xbxDaniel]

This is probably my favorite retsupurae. Well, that might not be fair - there's a lot of good ones.

[EdmacZ]

10:29

Diabetus: "Major General".

Whoa. Last Alert in Hindsight?

[marqueskart]

@EdmacZ mother of god

[TheToast7]

@EdmacZ The Unfair Soldier

[EdmacZ]

@TheToast7

The Unfair Metal Heavy Major General Superhero Fullarmor Soldier.

[PhantomSavage]

Is it just me, or does Retsupurae (sorry, don't know exact names) sounds exactly like Eddy from Ed, Ed, and Eddy when he mimics these guy's screaming?

[EdmacZ]

@PhantomSavage

His name is slowbeef.

And yes, he does sound like Eddy.

[JayZilla2830]

@PhantomSavage Phantom? I didn't know someone like you watched Retsupurae. Huh

[bowserthefrog]

@jacbros

Well he is clearly very good at platformers.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

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[PsychicBluthSnake]

Was a bad idea to wear headphones for this video and keep them on for his many deaths.



[invertin]

I'm so very glad that I gave the LP that I haven't uploaded yet an explicit rating, because otherwise I would have to add that in the description when I upload it- oh wait I'd have to do that anyway.

[Frozone470]

they didn't get this dude was mocking people? Did they not watch his other videos?

[EponymousKid]

@Frozone470 "Oh, I was totally joking, my ridiculous overreactions weren't genuine! I'm just too DEEP for you."

Dude... that's the oldest one in the book.

[Frozone470]

@EponymousKid so are the Abbott and Costello, but they're still hilarious

[EponymousKid]

@Frozone470 I see where you're coming from, but my point is that I don't believe him when he says "lol i troll u" - there's a difference between joking and lying.

[ilikethecoke]

Hey, retsupurae, ever plan on commentating the "Nintendo Shitcube" video?

[DarkMario2]

Oh, Circus Orgasms!

[LuigiFan210]

It's all fun and games until they review a video made by a person you're subscribed to.

[redakdal]

no, people youtube lets players(kids) just are lazy when they upload a video

"hey I could totally edit all this death shit out, but eh waste of time, gotta upload it asap"

I mean, sure I am sometimes lazy, but most of the time I do edit videos, stop being lazy and edit your videos for gods sake!

[EponymousKid]

So, I tried playing this game a couple times. I didn't get very far before I just said "You know what, nevermind.", but I didn't think it was all that hard, nor did I scream like a little baby. Some people, I swear.

[foolintherain100]

lol this guy has over 20k subs now, this really doesnt do much to him hahaha!

[antisadism]

@foolintherain100 hahaha!

[OrderofMertuary]

@foolintherain100 I'm sure atleast 4 if not 7-8 out of 10 of those people subscribed because of RP. >_>

[foolintherain100]

@OrderofMertuary lol, i wouldnt doubt it!

[DarttheLegend]

you guys do know that Sonikdude101 is a very popular let's player, right?

[Schmeev]

@DarttheLegend Would you like to expand on this idea? Yes, they mentioned that he's a fairly popular LPer in the video, but his subscriber count sure as hell didn't save the video from being irritating or edit it to improve quality.

[fatmanfiftythousand]

@DarttheLegend You do know that most of the people who've been retsupuraed fall under that category, right?

[PickpocketSan]

Just throwing this out to everybody: It doesn't matter if the game is free or not; what matters is the quality and design of the product. If professional games being better because they cost money were true, then Cave Story should suck (it was originally a freeware game before it hit Wiiware, adding to how good it is) and Bubsy and Action 52 (A52 originally retailing for $200) should be considered masterpieces. And lord knows, especially with licensed titles, that sure as hell isn't the case.

[CasaiAgicap]

10:08 You sounded like you were from Teen Girl Squad.

[JayZilla2830]

Apparently, this SonikDude101 is the inspiration for Chuggaconroy. Bullpuckie, anyways, I saw the original video for this and I like how he changed the description accordingly. It's kind of sad and also awesome that he stopped LP'ing.

[sean970071]

2:08 I love how his voice raises like 10 octaves

[drvince0426]

The "noise" at 7:57 makes this the best RP ever.

[SPLURG53]

i beat this game in 45 minutes on a computer at my school during a free period he needs to calm the fuck down

[shu12321]

@SPLURG53 Why so serious?

[egdeltur666]

man... these guys aren't funny at all.

Somebody get Joel Hodgson in here, these guys are bombing.

[momoandmiz]

I love his Amadeus Mozart-esque laugh.

AHEHEHEHEHUHUHUH

[siefer117]

Do you guys have a script? Or do you just watch a couple minutes then make up the comentary as you go along

[stevegauch]

how many times can this guy jump into the same pit between the first and second blocks after the checkpoint?

[PickpocketSan]

@ShadowsofYesterday When a professional company does that in a video game, it's usually meant as a joke or plot-specific event (like an unkillable boss). Here, it's used seriously as part of the game's core design rather than a joke event/cutscene. Professional companies know better than to make a game where the player can't see/avoid whatever's coming at them when it comes to the actual gameplay.

[MrSandMan961]

oh god, I actually follow this guy, well, used to. he stopped doing LP's. But he was actually the first LP'er I ever saw.