The Green Mile in 5 seconds

[TrollingOn1]

He eats bullshit?

[DorkyMcLame]

I can't believe the dry-sponge guy married a 5 year old....That's messed up!

[Asdfinity]

@DorkyMcLame Not for those times...

[sikoladas1]

@DorkyMcLame you mean in real life? what's his name in real life please tell me

[DorkyMcLame]

@sikoladas1 It was a slight exaggeration. The actor's name is Doug Anthony Hutchison, 51 and he married a 16 year old.

[sikoladas1]

@DorkyMcLame no I meant that guy who died in that chear

[DorkyMcLame]

@sikoladas1 I don't know if he's married to anyone.

[VirDiligo]

How that fucker dare to spit on David Morse's face?

[PootieTangsBelt]

keep pressing 3

[StacieBullshit]

also fighting on you tube is sad/lame if your pissed off at something in you life either kick it in the balls or slap it in the tit

[StacieBullshit]

this is not the green mile in five seconds this film speaks to the heart

[DorkyMcLame]

@StacieBullshit Yes it is.

[itstherocky]

I dont even remember that part in the film...

[naturesninja19]

That was 11 seconds...

[unbreakablefootage]

@naturesninja19 idiot.

[naturesninja19]

@unbreakablefootage umadbro?

[unbreakablefootage]

@naturesninja19 lol. you think that made me mad? how sad.

[naturesninja19]

@unbreakablefootage Dude...you called me an "idiot" I would read your shit. BTW, no one gives a fuck what you think :] especially on a youtube comment haha if you're gonna get heated over that and start calling people idiots, you have some issues.

[naturesninja19]

@unbreakablefootage Quit starting crap with people you don't know please and thank you

[unbreakablefootage]

@naturesninja19 what are you saying idiot? Its pretty obviously 5 seconds and not 11 STILL you had to make that stupid comment.

you proofed yourself as idiot twice. thats enough. good day sir.

[naturesninja19]

@unbreakablefootage "Idiot..." Is that your favorite word or something? "Pretty obviously?" You're calling me an idiot when you can't even use proper grammar? Stupid, I was contrasting the difference between the length of the video which is 11 seconds, to the title which says "The Green Mile in 5 seconds." Fucking DUH. Get over yourself and quit starting crap, you sound like a fucking stupid and you're just embarrasing yourself.

[PandaTheLulz]

@naturesninja19 I don't think he's starting fap and shit.

[naturesninja19]

@unbreakablefootage lol "proofed?" That isn't even a word!!! You mean "PROVED?" Learn proper English if you're going to use it. YOU sound like an idiot...by the way, I'm a girl you ignorant bastard.

[whitetigerr15]

@unbreakablefootage HAHAHA You just got your ass kicked by a hott girl. Dude, you're argument fails as much as your way with the ladies.

@naturesninja19...well played ma' lady ;)

[DEOXYS987]

keep pressing 3 lol

[MickyKelly91]

I was hoping it was this scene :L

[Drunkenprophet23]

How the fuck did all that fit in his mouth? Looks like a fat guy assploding on his face.

[hammers262]

looool daz kinda funny uno, y all da dislikes?? :(

[xHasten]

This is the best one I've seen yet, lol.

[worldofbattllive]

I can't stop pressing 3

[rvStudioRecords]

Now I suddenly remembered the song in Scrubs: 'Everything comes down to poo...'  xD

[iluvber247]

the green mile in 11 seconds. what a worthless video.

[EdwardNS1]

@iluvber247

The outro and intro obviously doesn't count.

What a worthless comment.

[homeroenelinfierno]

that story can t be related in 5 sec

[HotDamn70]

Why so many dislike this? Yeah i know this video has no point but its funny as hell :D

[lolly166541]

Press "6" for "nah"

[RuckaInc]

Pressing 3 over and over again is hilarious.

[Szafran28]

Are you a idiot?

[AngryniggaComments]

LMFAO this shit got me dying

You def got to watch this high haha

[zimtower]

@AngryniggaComments best scewne evear

[muhdmirza104]

OMG!!! That guy is stealing the man's chocolate!!! and the guy spit it to the captain face and he laugh like a joker!!! hahahahhaha *1seconds later* NOOOOO!!!! i dont want to eat pooopooo!!!

[234jari234]

They eat da poopoo

[99Stams]

@234jari234

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

best comment on youtube of all time

[Holyfuckingshitenzi]

If it was poo (I know its moon pie) which is more disgousting, the prisoner having it in his mouth or the officer getting it in his face

[SuperSmashyfication]

Ah Mr King, your immature bastards are impressive, but what about crazy squirrel-eating survivalist living in bunkers exactly twelve millimetres under the surface of Peru?

[JoinTheScene]

i laughed trough this, but cryed trough the mov ie.

[RunkkaajaApina]

The story of my life..

[juiceman38804]

none of these 5 second things are worht a fuck i dont get it

[glitterglue213]

press 3 LOL

[TheBetrayal1]

owned hahahah I didn't see that scene in the movie xD

[ejkddorai]

Awww I thought it would show the burning electric chair scene lol

[maxtheaxeiswax]

that better not be poo

[strikername]

@maxtheaxeiswax it was.

[iCarb0n]

@maxtheaxeiswax It is haha

[maskedone2]

@maxtheaxeiswax ITS MOON PIE

[Hitchhikeroftheyear]

@maxtheaxeiswax That was the chocolate he got from the cleaning guy.

[248792]

press 3

[LunaSims]

I'm afraid to ask what did he had on his mouth.. i havent seen the movie yet

[LNGamlng]

@LunaSims moon pie

[soulessphilosopher]

The conclusion: Splattering moon pies in peoples' faces will result in solitary confinement.

[Botrytis18]

Actually, it was 5 second, and funy too

[LesMichael]

who killed the little girls?

[TheEnvirobear]

@LesMichael The guy who spit on the gaurd.

[meNtor890]

@LesMichael that guy with the chocolate cake in his mouth. the black man was framed for it.

[HarmKnight]

not a movie to make fun of...

[Hopkins132]

forgot the part where mr jingles dies =p

[ultimatechakralives]

Dear haters, who the fuck cares if the video is not 5 seconds. It just means short version.

Also looks like the animal house technique in jail would only send you to electric chair

[thefacegoddamit]

shit, that was really bad you know

[Nikfurion]

Keep pressing 3

[nastrael]

lol suck a dick Wild Bill

[AK47chickenwings]

it was 11 seconds.........

[MrJCMoneymaker]

@AK47chickenwings the clip started at 0:04 and ended at 0:09. It was 5 seconds

[S0ulOfDarkLight]

Sounds like some one wants to get raped again...

[meNtor890]

this guy clearly don't know how this 5 seconds thing works.

[crazyindian8]

@meNtor890 the actual part IS 5 seconds. dont count the titles

[meNtor890]

@crazyindian8 I didn't make myself clear. The uploader should show what the movie was about but use short clips and speed so it looks funny. Like showing when they took the black guy off the car, then when he put his hand on Tom Hanks crotch, then when he puked flies and then when they electrocuted him. That would be hilarious. Kind of a summary movie made humorous. The most important parts. This uploader sucks ass.

[cheekypants321]

bwahahaha XD



[zazamaniz]

Every thing he says is bullshit xD

[RedCobra14EST]

press 3

[SuperTiberian]

i hope you didnt spit on his face what i think he just spat in his face ._.

[coolharry1236]

y did he have prolapse in his mouth??

[gamerboy4461]

lol nice one and it dosent have to be exactly 5 seconds so stop with your dumbass comments...

[Chino7762]

can we have a 5 second video thats actually 5 seconds.? lol ...not 10-16 seconds. youve ruined my day and now i cant eat lunch ..goodbye

[EPICcodTIMES]

@Chino7762 the first 6 seconds was title

[86turkishman]

never watched this movie and don't care...fuck this and alot of movies that people think are cool..2 me this is right up there with brokeback mountain

[imluvinyourmum]

@86turkishman u gonna get bumble bee raped by the big black guy in ur sleep tonight

[globogs]

@86turkishman

Fool.

[86turkishman]

@globogs lol yea fuck you sir...this movie sucks

[PanderflyLUV]

@86turkishman If you've never seen it, you shouldn't pass judgement on it. Granted, this is definately not the best impression of the movie. But if you don't like the movie, or are too much of a stuck up ass to even bother watching it, then keep your mouth shut. All that is comming out of it is shit.

[86turkishman]

@PanderflyLUV thanks for ur opinion now ima go give a fuck brb

[BlondieKido94]

Press 3

[jcdenton100]

oh lord i forgot what that shit was. that wasn't tobacco was it?

[TCiLLnEsS]

@jcdenton100 for all those who forgot, it was a moon pie. it seems that people dont know or remember lol.

[jcdenton100]

@TCiLLnEsS thank you! lol i was scared for a little while

[DjFr3QaZ0iD]

I see why this movie is so praised. That was a great movie!

[rwsmarto]

It would've been cool also if someone said "The green mile" and then Percy said "There's no such place faggot" XD

[herrzorlo]

keep pressing 4!

[DjFr3QaZ0iD]

@herrzorlo I prefer pressing 3.

[Zodist]

LITTLE BLACK SAMBO.

[drmedborn]

father from benjamin linus

[quantummag3]

Why is there so much dislikes

[Zalamedas]

1 guy 1 chocolate cupcake

[TMGVidjos]

He sounds like Michael Myers...

[StowAlex]

LOL

Keep pressing 3

[hellothermynameistom]

fucking shit

[quantummag3]

How is there so

[XxTheXNerdXGuyxX]

That luagh is so contagious.

[zIRELOADED]

I honestly thing that's one of THE funniest things ever. especially if you keep rewinding it as he spits it xD

[omgfocker]

hahaha keep pressing 3

[marian20012]

Hmmm, chocolate cake.

[novasus]

im never spitting chocolate cake at a guard again

[jokkepokke95]

was that seriously fucking shit???

[Southparkisfun]

@jokkepokke95 no, it was chocolate/ a cake.

He eated it and then...... you know the end.

[zIRELOADED]

@Southparkisfun Wtf is eated?

[DKILLER999]

but but... where's Mr. Jingles? :'(

[WarHawk215]

ok guys i know its chocolate but in the movie is it supposed to be shit ? i think its shit because him just spiting eaten chocolate in his face insted of shit sounds boring

[ayellerbird]

@WarHawk215 its chocolate. And... would you be bored if someone spit chewed up food at your face. A discusting murdering someone who might have a transmittable disease. Read the book; its pretty good.

[WarHawk215]

@ayellerbird i watched the movie and it was good but i did not like the part where the big black dude was able to do magic and cured cancer

[barcawi87]

it"s chocolat not shit hahahaha ! fucking nasting guy

[kaldicuct]

for those of you who absolutely HATED percy, like me. watch punisher warzone, his character is Looney Bin Jim. And he gets whats comin to him trust me

[Snufflebub]

Now i don't have 2 watch the movie :D

[TimXgr91]

hahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahah the best WTF trailer i have ever seen hahahahah

[Bakazuraz]

I hate when people make "Movies in 5 seconds" like these. The point of 5 second movies is to encapsulate the essence, theme, or most memorable aspect of a film in a very succinct way. Not to just show one random scene from the film for hurp-derp lulz value.

[bergenz7]

@Bakazuraz I think you took a wrong turn somewhere. This is the internet.

[hopdiddy80]

was that shit!?

[Salipower12345]

This guy killed the two girls. =((

[MsCHEPUSHILO]

АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН­АНАНАНАНАНГАНАНАНААНАНАНАНАНАН­АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА

[KingOfAkCA]

LOLOLOL

[HoboGus]

Ya gotta love that Wild Bill!!! I wished they would have put Percy in Wild Bill's cell in the movie.

[terminator6267]

I FUCKIN' LOL'D

[flashgitx]

Its moon pie

[MegaCarville]

I think it was the best flm i ever watched. read the book just as good . in fact ive read all his books, great writer.

[bonzot]

mmm, chocolate fudge, they certainly fed prisoners well

[dylanrox95]

I hope that was chocolate...

[Merzbowxnoise]

shit happens.

[supercool918]

*blargh* hahahahaha no no no

[bowl1ball]

PPPPPPPPUUUUUAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHANO! NO!!! NO!!!!

[NoirFilleChante]

was that scene really in the movie? cuz i watched the TV version, and i'm sure they cut out some scenes

[WulvPawz]

@NoirFilleChante it was, this was right before they put the guy in the isolation room for the second time

[NoirFilleChante]

@WulvPawz Thaaat's disgusting.

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

2 guys 1 cup

anyone?

[godness10]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby NNoooooo please don't even mention anything similar to 2 girls 1 cup, I'm still plagued by nightmares from that video.

[ironspring]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby no. no. no. no...... just no.

[zaxifro]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby its a moon pie.

[Klassickk]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby lol

[Therocksteveaustin]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA 1 seconds after No no noooo xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[jungelown99]

i liked 0:01 and 0:11 the things between it sucked

[gabriellaaaz]

eww D:

[Kevin1993x]

You destroy the movie... asshole

[operationcwaI789789]

"Spetial"?.........wow

[FarukFkk]

it all makes sense now....

[TheAfroBoi]

pause, then press 3 repeatedly.

[TranslucentPlenum]

Wow... saved me three hours.

[UndeadRussianLord]

lol he ate a cake and spit it on him

[matthewcrackhead]

seems like he spit shit on them now THEY rape And shit on HIM! hum hum hu hu hu hu [funny look]

[guitargodgod]

moon pies are trippy dude

[Boxer4lifekai23]

Dude wow thats not cool. This is a really sad movie and you make it look stupid.

[dookiee07]

wtf is that movie xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[superpages18]

@dookiee07 It's the Green Mile. Watch it some time, it's actually amazing. It made me cry. xD Hahahahaha.

[XxDaGGa]

lmao pause at :04

[PookeoResurrected1]

it's really 11 seconds. fail

[ZXGenesis]

@PookeoResurrected1

actually its 4 seconds, the video is 11, but the actual movie part is 4

[AnalisCanalis]

This made my day xD

[RGProductions]

there's only so many ways to have fun in jail...

[Darkczarek]

Finnaly we found husband of Spitter , they was separated

[Salieri325]

I've never seen this movie but from what I gather it consists of copious amounts of poop or poop related humor?

[superpages18]

@Salieri325 Nahh, it doesn't. The inmate was just a dick the whole movie because he was gonna die anyway. ^^

[coolelectronicdude]

4 seconds!!! lol even better

[Nitro487]

"Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew! Were'nt dilly, Jilly, Hilly or Bob! It was a french-fried Cajun named Delacroix! "

[MIFSjolly]

-.-

11 seconds, stupid .

[windowsVD]

@MIFSjolly

stop looking at the damn runtime, if you cut the intro and credits its not even 5 secs.