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  • He broke the 4th wall. :o 

  • He's such a spaz.

  • Eating cheerios and glue... that explains a lot, lol

  • that was just fantastic :P

  • OMG MY DAD IS IN THE AIR FORCE TOO! And my brother! Also my dads 7 brothers are in the other branches of the military. And my grandfather (who died before i was born) was in world war II yeah and a lot more people in my family are in the military as you can see i grew up with a huge military family lol

  • Ok Did anyone else notice what toby accidently said at 3:35 lol XD!

  • im sick of these ads in the beggining! i just wanna watch TOBUSCUS!

  • Dear Toby, I hope you liked the girl... lol

  • crazy!!!

  • toby just quick question, why did you change his name from falcor to gryphon, unless something happened to falcor then I'm sorry for asking this question

  • I SNEEZED DURING THIS VIDEO!!!!!!

  • The awkward moment when Canada and Mexico are in America. :3 Oh, Toby. You didn't do good in Geography class, did you?

  • @Samiesmiles9 No they aren't xD

  • @mxzsimzkh20 Yes, they are. There is North America, and South America. Together they make up America. The United States of AMERICA is NOT America, it is IN America. But most people make the mistake of forgetting the entire America, and most of those people are from different continents or are from the U.S., America is made up of two continents, not one country.

  • @Samiesmiles9 Oh, i thought it was with an s as well. But now i get it lol.

  • @mxzsimzkh20 You. Are. So. Confusing.

    Enjoy the video.

  • @Samiesmiles9 Haha, Sorry for confusing you. :p But thank you! ^-^

  • Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

  • how is the first two video responses this Battlefield 3 beta gamplay and MW3 confirmed perks?

  • CAN I PLZZZZZZ GET A T-SHIRT I'VE BEEN LIKING LIKE EVERY VIDEO PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • Canada is laughing too toby <3333

  • OI GUYS SEE DA DISLIKE BAR!!?! yea me neither

  • ... ♥

  • 503

  • That motion....

  • At 5:02 toby gave us the middle finger by mistake

  • tobuscus: ' ah if u dont hav christmass that sux its like the best thing ever'

    jewish aduience: " shut up u dont need to rub it in"

  • 3:49 for Toby doing the "MOTION".

  • Mysterious man tossing treats, from a distance

  • HAHA! HE SAID I WAS THE THIRD PERSOn! YIPEEDOODAA!

  • Did you just say that the dog was hothothothot?

  • 73,737 viewer :D

  • Person- Wtf is that guy doing? Tobuscus- talking to camera.

  • Canada loves you. <3

  • I.... I.... I have no clue where this is going. :P

  • YES.

    My life is complete

    I FINALLY SNEEZED DURING ONE OF HIS VIDEOS

    WHEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

  • Dude in that painting, Griffin (or Gryphon, whatever spelling) looks like he could totally be Al Mualim's dog. :D

  • I actually misread RyzieeD's comment and 'thumb up-ed' the video instead of the comment. Oh well, toby's videos always deserves some thumbs up. (Y)

  • pause, press 3, then play. he says sex. LOL

  • Toby and WheezyWaiter should have a "talking about nothing" competition

  • NAH MAN, CANADA WE COME ON DOWN AND PARTY!

  • I wonder what the people that saw Toby recording this were thinking...

  • don't worry toby.. you make canada laugh too :)

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  • Haha Toby's wearing his seat belt

  • It's okay Toby, I got what the motion was.

  • You forgot to say that you're allergic to alliteration. :p

  • Stop moving the freaking camera so much

  • HEEEY IM CANADIAN AND I LOVE YOU <3

  • @4nomness SAME HERE!!!!!!

  • @07NateyG AWESOME :D

  • hey you're making Canada laugh too!

  • Toby... dont get the 4S bro!

  • I've never sneezed during one of these videos... :(

  • I'M THE AL DAVIS OF YOUTUBE

  • Boxing day is better.

  • I wish people would learn to spell "you're" like they're supposed to.... Oh and people need to spell "they're" like they are supposed to. Anyhoo I <3 u, Toby!!!

  • 3:49 we know what it was

  • How do we send stuff to Toby? Where's his adress

  • love you. im tweeting you ahah

  • you and your dog are on Akinator!! :O

  • Sheesh, I'm surprised that he hasn't lost his voice :P

  • I thought he said onions :D

  • @RyzieeD

    Almost got me there...alllmosstt.

  • @RyzieeD it opened another tab bar thing

  • @RyzieeD Nothing happened.

  • @Drunkenprophet23 cause its a trick to fool retards like u into thumbing it up

  • @Drunkenprophet23 Exactly...

  • @3141Sal OHHHHHHHHHHHH Your just a thumb whore I get it lol

  • @RyzieeD nothing

  • @RyzieeD it made a thumb.

  • hes got a big ol backside girls!

  • Im eating cheerios!!!!!!!!!!!!! But no glue :(

  • TOBY SHOULD MAKE A BOOK!!! "Find Steven" =D XD LOL

  • Ohh, I love Christmii

  • He's so safe, he has his seatbelt on while standing.

  • You also make the hole of the UK laguth please come to the UK I wish I could meet you so much I am literally obsessed love you Toby!!!!!!

  • So... What have you learned in today in this Lazy V-Log? Well I learned that Gryphzor taught toby one thing, when to use and what You're means.

  • i hav a szoo 2

  • Tuesday....? Toby it be Thursday! You so craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazay! :P

  • haha, no Toby, Canada laughs just as hard as America

  • @JHillvids with an eh at the end of the laughter :P

  • LOL 3:47 XDD

  • did he say onions?

  • I had to lift up my headphones to scratch my ear. I lost 5 seconds of toby talking, So I went back 5 seconds in the video. I'm satisfied

  • OMG I LIVE IN FL

  • 3:34 - 4:00 is my favorite<3

  • I love Toby's voice when talking to Griffsor.

  • Do more Duke Nukem voice <3!

  • Hey Toby! Did you realize that you're picture is of Darkness, Redness and Whiteness (and Grayness)?

  • your*

  • "intro of darkness then redness then whiteness"= "control doctor houston radiates the qualities" (according to transcribe audio) 0.o

  • its a painting of darkness and redness and wiseness

  • 3:50 Awkward hand motion, followed by awkward explanation. XD

  • If Toby just realized that wasn't his real dog it must have been awkward walking him down the street.

  • You make all of Canada laugh too.

  • you dont know me but your right christmas hollidays are the best!

  • A TOBUSCUS SHIRT WOULD COMPLETE MY LIFE

  • Uhm, Canada's on the top floor Toby. It's a penthouse up here. B )

  • "He looks like he is going to teach me something." lol

  • i have 5 shih tzu's <3333

  • Guys, please help us by checking out our videos. It's so hard now to get noticed, but I truly believe the YouTube community can help! Thank you.

  • lol hes wize

  • Can I just tell you how in love with you I am Toby?

  • love you toby

  • I'm eating cheerios now!

  • @snivylogic249 lmao at least i have people talking about something hahahaha!

  • that painting is a painting of redness darkness and whiteness

  • Makes me laugh every day.

  • Did Toby just call a dog hothothothothot?

  • This is an amazing lazy vlog lmao xD

  • toby makes more than his entire country laugh :D

  • This guy is awesome! He should have his own show!!

  • @Pattyman997 He does, Its called Youtube.

  • @Juice2981 I meant on tv smart arse! Perhaps a live show on something better than the Fox Network.

  • @Pattyman997 That would be wonderful! =]

  • lol!! youre awesome.

  • did anyone else notice that it is a painting of darkness and redness and whiteness and gryph-ness?

  • Can I had a tea shirt

  • haha toby said cunt

    

  • Obvious deduction is obvious... but somehow missed. The cat jumps on a stripper pole... Therefore, she has a stripper pole. Hothothothothothothothot!

  • It's falcon the dragon.... Phhh griffin

  • @GuiltySpark737 Uh yeah, I'm in the US and he uploaded this on Wednesday...

  • Turquoise Tuesday on Wednesday! YAYYYY! 

  • I love that you are naturally funny and don't have to try.

  • 4 the t shirt hahaha

  • Turquoise Tuesday tshirt Toby turner :) I used all t's yyaay ps plleeaaseeeeeeee yayay I will give u chocolate brownies a lot home made pleeaasee:)

  • I need a... What color hmmmm.... I guess a war purple wednsday tshirt or maybe that tobuscus green one would be cool to win to euther way id love to win a tshirtr

  • BOOOP!!!!!!!!!!! Makes me crack up every time. Especially when he's in a public place :)

  • Hi Toby!

  • He.. hes holding me<3<3 Cause were the audience.. and hes holding the audience.. get it?? HAHA I KNOW I'M FUNNY!! 8D

  • OMG I have a dog named Zelda too XD WIN

  • Oh Toby, we're laughing up here in Canada too. :)

  • 0:59 DARKNESS, SPARKLE, EYEBALL, ZOOM-OUT... HE LOOKS EXCITED... IS IT CHRISTMAS!?... NO!!! IT'S GRYPHZOR!!!

  • I'm allergic to cats too :)

  • @madwolf000 ok

  • I got in trouble for singing nugget in a biscuit in my french class and my french teacher made me sing it in french

  • dip it all in mashpotatoes

  • anyone els ever noticed that t-shirt isn't turquoise

  • Omg i soooo hope my fan mail is in there! Its so tiny though i didint c it! :(

  • SHIT-ZOO

  • brush room motion of awkwardness

  • tuesday? :O i have time traveled!

  • At 5:00, did he flip "All of those people" off?

  • @KannaKurono hes just talking about the hates ;)

  • @0:10: who else thought 'WIZARD EYES!!!!' ???

  • Toby I love U!!!!!! U R amazing!!!!! I m from Canada!! I was looking up something up 1 day and then I saw u watched the video watched a few more and I fell in Love with u!!! I would really like a T-Shirt 2 get my friends 2 watch u!! U r just really amazing!!!!!!!

  • Hey man, t-shirt please? Thanks :)

  • hey toby wana give me a shirt?

  • CATS ARE EVIL!!!!

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  • press 3 then 2 for sex painting

  • aww... he's a wise pupsuar :D

  • i feel like the "mmm" face should be a meme

  • Oh YEah BURGERS For da BOYS..... what

  • "Making our country laugh" ah... you can just tell how influenced she's been by having her dad in the army.

  • Btw you look really good in the turquoise and green shirts :P

  • 2:05 omg bless your face thats epic

  • i am alerjic to bullets

  • "Oh if I could have a laser scar there, I would- I would totally pay for that" Oh Toby the things that distract you :D

  • i live in Florida 2

  • i want mail time with toby

  • jumps on a stripper, me too, pole, not me oooooooooooh toby XD

  • HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST HOLIDAY!!!!!!

  • on behalf of Canada, you make us laugh too.

  • why the hell did you imply Mexicans scream "SHUTTT UPPP!!" when they mastebate :/?

  • pop

  • gotta love the randomness of it all!

  • Haha I wish i had that much mail! other than bills..