The A-Z of Sex: Thanksgiving edition. (America is kinky)

[TheWillhunt14]

Im british and i dont give a fuck god bless you Aly.

[karl75m]

How do you know our true national anthem? We thought we kept that a secret? America FUCK YEAH, America's number one, we love america! Sure it doesn't rhyme but it doesn't have to... this is fuckin America.

[halo2k1ll3r]

America FUCK YEAH!!!!

[totoyoume2]

I hate the USA I am going Japan

[yoisback]

all im gonna say is F***ing brilliant......

[Edbrad]

This video series wasnt as arousing as I was expecting

[sleepwalk4]

honestly, i would rather live in Britain than america... saying that coming from Wisconsin...

[TheMurican]

Hey I'm not fat...but I do have sex with old ladies! ;PV Kinky 'Murica!!! We win again

[Dont4get2pray]

Shut up teabag, and if you're gonna talk about sex please stop looking like Ronald Macdonald.

[ZphykTESHD]

year if the day?!?!

what kind of sorcery is this?

[smallz0127]

I'm American and I do all of those things.

[smallz0127]

I'm American and I do all of those things.

[BlackNerdComedy]

Will you come visit me on Black Friday... uh huh huh, you see what I did there... COME! :)

[xXRockwllxRockwellXx]

you should date syndacate

[ThisUsernameIsSoEpic]

I'm an American and I found that hilarious! Thumbs up for sure!

[craig260691]

Ha ha sexual feast :P

[dread313]

"Shut up, Ya you do. You're American. \m/ \m/ you are funny. subbed.

[shinobima]

Oh my God this is amazing lol

[aquagirl2014]

I'm american and this is hilarious :)

[bloomingazalea]

Haha not everyone over here is fat! But yeah, generally speaking we do eat better and more. And yes weird and kinky are the same things over here haha

[ThomasMcGhie]

@bloomingazalea Eat.. Better? Yeah we saw the menu board, nice try there. XD

[bloomingazalea]

@ThomasMcGhie as in we eat better food. because theres more to choose from :) sorry for the misunderstanding. to be completely honest, there are millions of vegans and veg-heads and pescatarians here. not everone is a fat, angry lard. gotta love stereotypes and ignorance, huh? :)

[CDsisters]

My fav year of the day?

[IrishRumble]

I'm an American and I don't have gay ass pink hair, painted on eye brows, or clown make up. #Winning

[ThomasMcGhie]

@IrishRumble But you do whine like one. Which moves you back down, shoot. :/

[TheMrJohnR]

I'm American and I laughed so hard I strained my testicle!

[JumpSt4rt57]

HAHA! Im an american and i can take the joke! THUMBS UP!

[drakhares]

I was hoping more people would actually get pissed.

[PYates77]

I'm an American... and... I think the American people are just as stupid as you make them out to be.

[Shnimberz]

This is so awesome!!! I'm American and you are so right. It's funny because a lot of the stereotypes people have about America are true. You should definitively do a video with an American accent even if you struggle a little it would be as the English say it "smashing"!

[Mendez913]

I'm American and I do everything you described. BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!!

[SDCParrot]

Aly, why must you tease us with your 720p cleavage?

[sayrith]

Do a video with you speaking in an American accent. Not just for a part of the video, I mean the whole part :)

[LunacyOnWholeWheat]

i'm american an i love you new sub 18 *wink just kidding bet you get that alot ;)

[bashman179]

I am an American and i think you got most of it right but black friday is about more than sex with black men. It is about standing in long line to save $10 off of shit you don't need then you have the sex.

[amber1076]

I'm American and I LOVE this video =^)

[SuperStarSaga64]

... Why not move to canada?

[nagual1992]

I'm American and Pumpkin Pie is awesome!!!... Well, real pumpkin pie is. Sex with fat ladies is just disgusting.

[MrWantonsoup]

0:48 I'm not black but that's hilarious.. XD

[GoodjobStephen]

kinky and weird aren't the same thing..? que?

[MuddaEshole]

Savanamazing sent this one.

[iMrJ0nes]

I'm American Soldier and this was fucking hilarious. Love you Aly.

[Sztanyi]

Can I still give you a thumbs up if I'm Hungarian but living in America?

[crzytechnoman219]

Hey now America is arrogant know doubt about that but were just better than.... well everyone. You Mad?! Everyone wants to be American. Not only do are we arrogant our penises are longer than a British twig. So sorry that your PMSing.

[samcow92]

Haha, I love ur american accent. It's pretty good!

[Killian628]

28 people are from Canada! ...wait whut?

[cyoachim10]

hahaha, I'm an American that just wants to move to England! :(

[aFaceInside]

If you're talking shit about America, we'll kick your ass!!!!! ;D haha

[kevinbrueck]

AMURICA!!!! Fuck yeah!!!

[ICOEPRproductions]

@luriemu1 can't tell if playing along, or really stupid

[LidlFisken]

Silly americans, everyone knows glorious Swedish Vikingland is #1

We've got Meshuggah and Amon Amarth, come at me bro

Disclaimer: jokes, try to get them

[luriemu1]

@LidlFisken DANMARK ER VIKINGLAND! D;

[arthansalisgarr]

The first level of wisdom is to be able to laugh about yourself. If you can't, it's really a shame. So USA, laugh at yourself. You can you it.

[chickyfinn]

America is fat and self-centered. You only speak the truth, what's wrong with that?

[Jessiejaybird]

I think this is supposed to be funny, but its a little offensive... sorry if i sound like a wimp, but you just seem so accusatory.

[Jen321able]

I am an American who can take a joke. Seriously though, we make fun of everybody. Have to have a sense of humor :)

[Sethronskillz]

Where is your LTA Cypher video Aly! you got called out and i cant wait to see you rap LMAO!

[SkooledINC]

but what if im NATIVE american?

[3dudelys]

just did some major creeping and based off your pics from dailybooth, i didnt imagine your voice to sound like this at all!

[nemesis962074]

ev anyone?

[fizzlegames]

wanna hang out?

[double07piglet]

I'm American, but I've always wanted to be British :)

[AtheistGod39]

I am American and I fuck old ladies, and I happen to be black so Black Friday is my day....to fuck old ladies like clockwork! im number 1 muhfukkuh! =)

[saintpine]

I don't know why I liked your video, I didn't understand everything you said, maybe you speak a bit too fast for me, or maybe I wasn't expecting to hear what you where saying, maybe I selected youtube instead of youporn by mistake, anyway whatever.

[ThePariahLivesOn]

I cackled like Gollum on meth watching this

[realtalkernolies]

alybongo... i <3 u (SAYS THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE)

[spwolftech]

I'm American... and um... well ok so i am fat... and my wife is 32.. not really all that old, but we do have sex... and um... ok you got us pined to a tee... love the show!!

[zoli645]

im american and i actually do all of those things. AND FUCKIN PROUD

[RebelWatsername13]

ohmygod, I love this X'D "america, fuck yeah, america, we're number one" no, no, I personally think america sucks... and I am an american... I wish I was english... XD I take no offense whatsoever from this video

[joshuaedwint]

You should totally make that vid!! (American btw ;)

[SavannaML95]

haahahah i dieeeddd laughing at this, i guess im an american who can take a joke <3 lol

[GoAlybongo]

@SavannaML95 You are my favourite kind of American then ;)

[FknAwsomePoff]

Im Swedish and voting for more making fun of America!

[Fordy757]

RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

[reginaexmacchia]

I think you're hillarious and I'm American...and America has Mitch (CarGuy) so sorry but America is better ;)

[ARob055]

I'm American and I do all of that.

[Bi0the0way]

I'm American and I lol'd. I love videos that make fun of the stereotype American. A lot of us really need to improve our health conditions.

[Evaspie]

AMERICAS NUMBER 69! :D

[kentao89]

en blå ko

[whoami7489]

I'm American and I got a kick out of this. Quite frankly there probably are a fair amount of people here that do this sort of thing. And they are the people that are totally ignorant of the fact that there are other countries. As much as America is awesome.....sometimes I hate how stupid we make ourselves look

[kmc49a]

People have learn to laugh at themselves!

[ieLikeMe]

i'm not american but i do like sex with old ladies.... the cream is essential though...

[whoscandace]

i'm american. i'm very fat, i have sex with old ladies, and i have sex with black men every friday. spot on video. :P

[CharlieOneFoxtrot]

You didn't capitalize Thanksgiving!!! Haha :-)

[iIBATTMANii]

I'm American and i like having sex with girls of all age no matter if they wont it or not and by the way you wont to hangout

[smdelta4]

Wow...that whole thing about the parade...that's going on my facebook status!

[TotesMcGoats0]

I'm American and I am fat and love having sex with old ladies and other fat people and black people. Sometimes I really indulge and have sex with fat old black ladies <3

[xXmellmellXx]

I'm American and i'm fat, but i don't have sex with old ladies. i'm not really into saggy boobs.

[MrChristopher843]

I'm American And Just like You Said We Are The Best, But You Guys Are Cool Too Just Not As Cool As Us Because we Are AMERICANS From AMERICA ! HAha English Lady !

[LilGC93]

I'm not american, but i've inherited all of the bad american habits haha

[TheBrettBall]

I'm American and I'm not fat!

[chuckolove]

THe whole concept of this holiday of "Thanksgiving" that you yanks have, is a very strange-odd puzzlement to me.I mean it's like,well what did the pilgrams have to be thankful about? I mean,it's like,well ninety-nine point nine-number-nine-number-nine percent of the whole lot of them were going to be like DEAD! before the end of the first winter in New-Land.I mean like what's the buzz? Tell me what's a happening with being thankful about that? Huh?

[BrookieTay1]

Lmao, '' Shut up yeah ya do. Your American.'' I started crying i was laughing so hard.

[ToplessBooks]

I am the exception to the fatty rule, but it is because I am native american. :p ya know when you come here, we can have thanksgiving in may, just saying ;)

[Voldey]

America is #1, I'm glad you understand your place in the world. I'm going to teach you how to celebrate thanksgiving like an american, even though you wont be moving to edmonton anymore ):

[vladimirlenin]

That american accent was hot. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

[vidsbyvinny]

We're all fat :3

[CheekTV]

I'm American and I'm offended. I'm not either of those things, but couldn't think of something to write :)

[Jarredshere]

Im american and I do have sex with old ladies, and fatties. And then on black friday I have sex with only black people. Spot on Aly, Spot on.

[nicopolitan]

I'm American and I approve of this video. I am also stealing the line "sex with fatties... with cream" for daily conversation.

[crapwithoutrap]

Im not american and I still think ur hot. I hope that was the some how the answer of ur questiion

PS Ur Hothothothothot ;)

[ArmsOfMorpheus316]

I am an American and I do All that stuff and then some! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Hulk8182011]

America FUCK Yeah!!!I wanna fuck the red out of your hair Aly!!!!!

[bobandnorman]

Probably all the Americans who commented probably thought it was funny because you are a girl and they want to fuck you. I find it kind of pathetic they say that it was funny and not rage because they think they can place their penis inside you.

[raty0303]

btw.. I'm american that lives in the UK and can take your jokes <3 cause i love you.

[raty0303]

you're pretty and i fucking love your videos!

[DM]

I can take a joke as it does somewhat seem like a completely strange holiday to celebrate if you don't understand what... its just so rendonk; however I am concerned for you, are you living in a box room or a cupboard under the stairs, your camera makes your room look tiny and stretches your body to an oblong shape.

[bowentradegroup]

I'm American and I still think you are great.

[SunnyUli]

And I thought Brits would only bash German people, and French people when they're in a really bad mood ;) I thought it was funny though ;)

[DrCamf]

Not an american but still liked it

[karmagirl74]

Hahahaha .. you're such a shit stirrer .. and I like it!! :D xx

[Sethronskillz]

Im English so this got Thumbs up from me lmao

[JordynJitters]

my birthday is on black friday this year. Sex with black men and turning 20? A double whammy?

[PurenonsenseLove]

AHHAHAHAHAHA I loved it. And yes I thumbs up because I'm an American AND a vet AND I can take a joke :D

[Graphaeli]

I'm American and I Love you cause your fucking awesome

[breonix23]

You looks extra pretty today! :)

[ammiella]

I think it would have been funnier had you made fun of them for things that are actually true :P the patiotism does annoy me a bit especially since one of my very good friends is American but once you set him off he goes into a patriotic rampage and it's like huurrrrrr vomit worthy the level of patriotism

[SpeedyPerez210]

America is not a country you dumb fuck. You wouldn't refer to England as Europe so don't do the same thing for the United States. It's fucking annoying being from another country on this continent. The entire Western hemisphere is America.

[bern2006]

@SpeedyPerez210 so south america and canada ? discuss....

[MusicRoxMySoxLOL]

ahahahhahahah, they are way too patriotic, its scary.

[suparandompersonppl]

TEAM AMERICA!

FUCK YEAH!

just me?

[jag519]

Americaaaaaaa Fuck Yeahh!!!!!!!!

Come to save the mother fucken day yeah!!!!!!!!

(If you did not sing this comment, just leave)

[lookiss3]

YOU DUMB ENGLISH BITCH! YOU ARE SO IGNORANT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT AMERICA!! AMERICA!! FUCK YEA!! AMERICA IS #1! WE LOVE AMERICA!

[Mouse48861]

Woah! Black Friday isn't just a day to have sex with black men, but also to have sex with black women too :)

[KINGCALLO]

Hahaha she just fucked America :D

[XanderCFrost]

Finally!! Someone gets the true meaning of black friday :)

[LoveBaseballLove]

basically thanksgiving is just a day to go into a food coma and not get razzed for it! i love it! and if you've never had fried turkey then you're more than welcome at my house! we've got a roasted turkey and a ham if that doesn't sound awesome :)

[unXpectedRush]

i'm.... black and everyone thinks i steal.

[Dar512]

Im American and I love England more!!!!!

[jepkofficial]

@Dar512 Wow that was a very American comment...you mean the UK??

[userguy1234able]

I'm American, I'm fat, and my wife is 10 years older than me. Yup living the American dream here. ;)

[WhatsBliss]

I think the reason those people leave nasty comments is because they feel like your calling them fat, stupid, and perverted and I don't think condescending to them will help. And as an American, I'll admit it kind of hurt to hear you say that and I can sympathize with their reaction.

Even if I think they ARE consumed by dangerous and ill-conceived nationalism.

[bmitchell98]

Those jokes don't really speak about America, just the south.

[codybennin]

merica, fuck yea.

[TheManTheMythD]

just because im american and im fat, hav sex with old ladies, hav sex with fat women and creme and the day after thanksgiving i hav sex with black men doesnt make me any worse than anyone else!

[RockinBridge]

Getting my vag ready for black friday! Haha

[sarcasticMFer]

I'm American and I am fat and I do have sex with other women and I most certainly do this.

[sarcasticMFer]

Best part 1:10 - 1:17

[Asiaxminor]

Lol. I think the general population won't flame you since, pretty girls = free pass. Apercu.

[DriftingJohnny]

I'm American and I love Yorkshire girls

[Waterbender899]

I'm American and I indeed did find this hilarious. Your American accent is really good.

[Helbovie]

You are great, This was so funny!

[donnyhouse]

Lol. I'm American, and I have none of those stigmas. Well, besides being kinky. ;)

[Roag94]

your american accent is hot

[ViralRak]

I'm american and that sounds pretty much like Thanksgiving.

[BlewsMusic]

Well yeah... all that stuff about America is true, but yeah!!!!! hahahaha :)

[123Shelbi]

you dumb english bitch! lol, jusskidding.

[sandstorm169]

hell ya i agree with this totally! haha Canada all the way!

[renesmeelove77]

america sux!

i wish i lived in Europe

[tubatony16]

im American, im fat, oldest person i had sex with was 25 at the time (i was 20), also i find this vid and all your vids very funny and just because my country acts like its the world police dose not make it the best... even tho i still think it is and i still thumbed up

[tubatony16]

im American, im fat, oldest person i had sex with was 25 at the time (i was 20), also i find this vid and all your vids very funny and just because my country acts like its the world police dose not make it the best... even tho i still think it is

[KelseyAnnVlogs]

hey fuck yeah amurica

[megasuperawesomeman]

The, "Whaaat there are other countries but americaaaa" killed me, good job with this one :)

[sayrith]

16 people cant take a joke.

[sayrith]

I am Human 

[GeneralAON1]

Im Batman!!!

[gkriebz]

"You dumb English bitch! You know nothing! America fuck yeah! Go America!" Did I get it right? No, but I can't fault you on accusing me of having sex with old ladies... guilty as charged.

[IndieDream231]

I live in america. trust me we do suck!

[BIGGGY305]

its fine to talk sht about american we all used to it. lol

[TheLionsDenNews]

Argh!! You dumb English . . . yea, I can't even pretend, I have too much love for your Bongos.

[dav1ddavidson]

I am American I do everything mentioned in this video.

[xangolicious]

Hardy har har :)

[poisonsting8404]

lol I love this, I'm American and I thumbs up'd this video

[djcap2001]

I love you so much

[Razzel1993]

MERICA!



[jbear0000]

I'm an American and this was the first of your videos I have ever seen and I didn't subscribe.

[SforSilver]

I'm American and I don't do this.