I just wanted to say "Thanks" and "I'm Sorry". Thanks for your work. I came across it by accident and would always spend an hour catching up on video after video laughing my ass off watching show after show. Repeating lines to people that have never seen your work and always savoring these things as my own.
Thanks for the song by Morphine. Thanks for doing exactly what you did and thanks for allowing me to share in your humor.
Really sad to see this go after years of watching. This show has always had a kind of personal feel that I haven't really seen elsewhere, despite the fact that some videos were getting hundreds of thousands of views. Not to mention the lack of decent satire online these days.
Excuse me while I reminisce about being able to find new CrackedTV and HBN videos on Cracked waiting for me every week.
Wait, so how old is Asher? Cause some of the jokes in these videos seems slightly mature. Do you keep him from watching or do they just go over his head?
I've got to say, it took me a couple of episodes to really get into your show, but now I'm going to miss it. Good luck at Cracked, I look forward to reading your column. Now excuse me while I go listen to The Night a few dozen times.
Gladestone you should continue making hbn on a different channel the first i saw one i laughed my ass of you need to keep the show going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a little sad to see HBN close. Last week when Gladstone responded to me letting us know he was closing it down for now, was kinda sad. It's rare to find content on the internet as intelligent and witty as HBN. For now I will keep up with the weekly article until Gladstone is ready to come back to HBN. Oh and one more thing, monkey on a bike!
Just do the show for free. I do lots of stuff for free.
Sheesh what's your problem.
Must have taken you longer to knock out this incredibly long goodbye video than it would have taken you to shoot like 12 episodes of HBN. I'll even write them for you.
Sucks to see HBN go but I'm glad you will be doing you weekly column on Cracked again. I hope you take some satisfaction in knowing that you probably gave some gay, floppy dicked old man 71 erections over the past couple of years.
I will miss HBN but I am glad to have seen it. I truly hope you had as much fun making them as I did watching them. I will miss it but would rather it not be back then have it changed. Stick to your vision, Gladstone.
I'll miss you and your family, and "The Night," which thanks to you is now one of my favorite songs. Hope you're back some time either with this or a new project. Good luck, and see you at Cracked!
Gladstone, you were, and still are, the funniest man that ever made content for Cracked.com in my opinion. I loved HBN and I was sad to see it leave Cracked and now I am sad again to see you go for good. DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS!
@TymesRhymes He answered that in the comments of his last video, cracked and asylum paid him for it, and it's a lot of work. He's not going to do it for free.
Hope another website picks you up soon though Gladstone, couldn't Cracked take you back?
@TymesRhymes I get paid for HBN. There are other sites interested in it, but right now I'd rather go home to Cracked and a weekly column, then start all over at another site. The conditions and site would have to be right for me to bring HBN back.
When the show disappeared from Cracked.com I thought that was the end of it. About a month ago I stumbled upon new episodes on YouTube and was overjoyed. I spend an entire evening re-watching the old episodes and catching up on the ones I haven't seen. And now Hate by Numbers is really gone. Damn it! It's the worst feeling - getting something back just to loose it again.
Thank you so much for all the times you've made me laugh, though. I hope you'll get back to making videos some time.
Sorry to see you go, Gladstone. I've been following you since cracked.com, and it's been a GREAT ride. And you've already proven that you can't stay away from HBN, so I'm sure we'll see you again. I mean, c'mon, man!! You're a blogger, you HAVE to expose us to your opinions...
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ImJustSayin2014 2 months ago
He might be bringing it back.
Archedgar 6 months ago
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feyd8194 7 months ago
Thanks buddy...
antieverybody 7 months ago
Hey Gladstone,
I just wanted to say "Thanks" and "I'm Sorry". Thanks for your work. I came across it by accident and would always spend an hour catching up on video after video laughing my ass off watching show after show. Repeating lines to people that have never seen your work and always savoring these things as my own.
Thanks for the song by Morphine. Thanks for doing exactly what you did and thanks for allowing me to share in your humor.
I am sorry I never said this before now.
braddslack 8 months ago
What a touching end to this show. Thank you, Gladstone.
detrius82 9 months ago
And now.... A Scotsman on a horse. Close enough to monkey on a bicycle
kayfray6 9 months ago
Is HBN at cracked impossible? I don't hate network news enough yet, your job is not finished!
apfelgarden 9 months ago
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TheHcgdietplan 10 months ago
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chocolatediet11 10 months ago
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850Nexus 10 months ago
It's not fair that HBN is done and Nancy Grace is still on TV!
DHooligan3485 10 months ago 5
The scotch at the beginning was a prop.
But the scotch at the end wasn't.
armicron 10 months ago
You remind me of Chandler Bing... in a good way.
Please make more HBN at some point )':
Ostesuppe 10 months ago
Bravo Gladstone, you'll be missed, for awhile, surely you will keep HBN alive, the fate of the world depends on it!
ThirstyCraig 1 year ago
well, if you keep putting videos on youtube and get more subscribers, you can get on partner program and get money...
igordotnet 1 year ago
Really sad to see this go after years of watching. This show has always had a kind of personal feel that I haven't really seen elsewhere, despite the fact that some videos were getting hundreds of thousands of views. Not to mention the lack of decent satire online these days.
Excuse me while I reminisce about being able to find new CrackedTV and HBN videos on Cracked waiting for me every week.
TheDrGregHouse1 1 year ago
Jeez man I love HBN wish there was to get you stop TV
MrHeavyGunner 1 year ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
plastcbrane 1 year ago
Ok seriously what dipshit thumbed this down.
I dare you to step forward!
wickedalbel 1 year ago
Thank you so much for all the laughs, Gladstone. I hope you return to making more HBN when the time is right.
avipoje 1 year ago
Big thumbs up for all the episodes you made, I really enjoyed them
Simpsonsftw 1 year ago
thank you
BoudahXL 1 year ago
awesome family you've got :)
Protagonistinfluence 1 year ago
I wish I had come across this show sooner. But seeing as that's not the case, I look forward to your weekly articles at Cracked. Good Luck!
cybawatt 1 year ago
This video has me holding back the man-tears. I hope to see you in something again, Gladstone.
uberjim83 1 year ago
If you aren't going to do HBN anymore (a real shame), can you at least wangle your way into a role in Agents of Cracked?
mightywindmill102 1 year ago
@mightywindmill102 Yeah, his absence really confused me too!
uberjim83 1 year ago
MOAR!
guguigugu 1 year ago
I just know you're gonna make more vids on cracked. <3
YoungBrave2006 1 year ago
WHY HAS IT NEEDED TO LEAVE?@?!?!?
I LOVE THIS
frozenkiller7 1 year ago
Thanks for the good times HBN. Looking forward to more Gladstone elsewhere.
Landael 1 year ago
thank you gladstone for reminding us that modern pop artists are so lazy that they try to rhyme the same word. long live HBN!
KristinaDeFonte 1 year ago
I have to say, I think your son might have a career in Hollywood. Definitively better than most kids I see nowadays...
SominiFonsi 1 year ago
Wait, so how old is Asher? Cause some of the jokes in these videos seems slightly mature. Do you keep him from watching or do they just go over his head?
MrObscureReference 1 year ago
@MrObscureReference That kid seems slightly mature, too.
Sylderon 1 year ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
EDLTV 1 year ago
Damn it what am I supposed to watch now?
jacklong529 1 year ago
I've got tears in my eyes now. Oh, no wait, that's just my eyeliner.
But really, I'll miss HBN. This show was fresh.
SilasCilice 1 year ago
It was a good run, Gman... hope to see HbN again some day! and looking forward for your column!
dyingwreck 1 year ago
FUCK AOL. Take HBN to another source.. or do it yourself and let YouTube pay you. You're great.
Starlord1999 1 year ago 9
@Starlord1999 What did AOL do to HBN?
DSQueenie 1 month ago in playlist More videos from gladstonew
Thank you for the best web series there ever was.
pekkaonkoodari 1 year ago
Why do I get the odd feeling that HBN will be brought back in 20 years staring Asher with a highball?
Gdog4evr 1 year ago 2
I'll miss HBN. I'll be right there if you do decide to bring it back.
carl11547 1 year ago
I hope you do bring it back over at Cracked. I love this show.
dmh3000 1 year ago
gonna miss you, good luck with everything and thanks for making the show in the first place
unclenaughtyfingers 1 year ago
Man, I'm going to miss this show, it was pretty funny and smart. Monkey on a bicycle! Someone hire the poor guy, he has a family to feed.
RelentlessMonkey666 1 year ago
I disagree...Dracula and "Carry On Wayward Son" mix perfectly! If anything I just want to see Nosferatu set to "Comfortably Numb"
AserHapi 1 year ago
I've got to say, it took me a couple of episodes to really get into your show, but now I'm going to miss it. Good luck at Cracked, I look forward to reading your column. Now excuse me while I go listen to The Night a few dozen times.
6rock6roll6 1 year ago
A solitary tear rolled down my face...
howincrediblyshit 1 year ago
DVD SET NOW GLADBITCH!
atsandman 1 year ago
Gladestone you should continue making hbn on a different channel the first i saw one i laughed my ass of you need to keep the show going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LethallyEpic15 1 year ago
wow so i subbed yesterday for the last episode....
usaorbust 1 year ago
Gladstone, i wish you the very best, and i want to thankyou for the laughter. May the Zingers always ring on.
SuperEgo1989 1 year ago
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killerzboy010 1 year ago
:'( I've been waiting this whole time for a new HBN video - and nothing?
I've got some cash in my pocket, how much for another episode?
DOSphantom 1 year ago
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killerzboy010 1 year ago
@DOSphantom what whole time? and also, you cant afford it, honey.
gladstonew 1 year ago 6
@gladstonew Since your last episode, duh. I'm a video junkie, I need a constant fix. It's like heroin injected into my balls.
You sit in front of a green table cloth for three-and-a-half to five minutes. How much could you want - $200, $500?
DOSphantom 1 year ago
@DOSphantom $500 it seems...
DdlyHeadshot 5 months ago
No, thank YOU, Gladstone.
BigTy68 1 year ago
monkey on a bicycle!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Gladstone, you and robotman are the one that made me discover and enjoy cracked a few years ago.
GeorgesVI 1 year ago
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killerzboy010 1 year ago
monkey on a bicycle!
GeorgesVI 1 year ago
I was going to comment on how much I'll miss the show and how awesome you are, but... wow. That monkey on a bicycle sure was something.
grungzer 1 year ago
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killerzboy010 1 year ago
i absolutely love that dracula clip. best hbn moment ever.
haitah 1 year ago
I wound up watching these on Youtube anyway. I didn't really like Asylum.
obeyme3 1 year ago
Thanks for all the laughs your show gave me. If you return, some of us will be waiting... for a while
Thinkwurmind 1 year ago
thx for all the fun and satire these years. i salute you
wickedalbel 1 year ago
Good night, sweet prin-Waitwhat?! You're going back to Cracked?! I love you, Gladstone.
And thank YOU for introducing The Night to me.
And on a final note, if you ever do videos again, NEVER use AOL again. kthxbai.
XDoctorDementoX 1 year ago
It's a little sad to see HBN close. Last week when Gladstone responded to me letting us know he was closing it down for now, was kinda sad. It's rare to find content on the internet as intelligent and witty as HBN. For now I will keep up with the weekly article until Gladstone is ready to come back to HBN. Oh and one more thing, monkey on a bike!
Thanetos11 1 year ago
Thank you for all the videos Gladstone. It has been a hell of a ride, and I wish you the best of luck in the future.
Be seeing you on Cracked!
sussudiopbateman 1 year ago
Just do the show for free. I do lots of stuff for free.
Sheesh what's your problem.
Must have taken you longer to knock out this incredibly long goodbye video than it would have taken you to shoot like 12 episodes of HBN. I'll even write them for you.
artifactingreality 1 year ago
Sucks to see HBN go but I'm glad you will be doing you weekly column on Cracked again. I hope you take some satisfaction in knowing that you probably gave some gay, floppy dicked old man 71 erections over the past couple of years.
grits207 1 year ago
Have a good one :)
blanemcc 1 year ago
I will miss HBN but I am glad to have seen it. I truly hope you had as much fun making them as I did watching them. I will miss it but would rather it not be back then have it changed. Stick to your vision, Gladstone.
SkotFischer 1 year ago
Gladstone... why?
Why?
nirvanachris 1 year ago
NOOO GLADSTONE COME BACK :C
Phariadify 1 year ago
This...this can't be real. Please, Gladstone, tell me this is one of your jokes...Tell me this is one of your sick, cruel jokes...isn't it?
Metatronflaren 1 year ago
The Black Eyed Peas episode was the first exposure I received to this show and I was hooked after that. I will never forget this show.
*salute*
CoolNASCARGuy 1 year ago 4
thanks for all the great entertainment
BearWindAppleyard 1 year ago
*salute* You've brought sober humour and hilarious insights to the world, Mr. Gladstone. Your hilarity shall be sorely missed.
KoDOmega 1 year ago
Sniff...WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
southpark1834 1 year ago
I'll miss you and your family, and "The Night," which thanks to you is now one of my favorite songs. Hope you're back some time either with this or a new project. Good luck, and see you at Cracked!
OgreVI 1 year ago
If you ever wanted to continue your series, try for a spot on Thatguywiththeglasses(dot)com you'd fit right in.
TheParafernalia 1 year ago
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Syndromity 1 year ago
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Syndromity 1 year ago
Awwe, sad to see you finishing HBN, good times. Still be reading you on Cracked dude.
chocomog35 1 year ago
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Syndromity 1 year ago
I'm sad to see the end of HBN but I look forward to seeing you back on Cracked. Good luck with any future projects.
Johnc2409 1 year ago
i enojoyed your videos on multiple times and i will read your column in cracked.com like a total stalker.
johnytoreno 1 year ago
johnny has gotten pretty good at acting
awanderingmadman 1 year ago
Gladstone, you were, and still are, the funniest man that ever made content for Cracked.com in my opinion. I loved HBN and I was sad to see it leave Cracked and now I am sad again to see you go for good. DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS!
MrZoichi 1 year ago
I love reading your articles on Cracked, but HBN was the best. I understand you need to take a break from it, but maybe someday we'll see it again!
eurasianchica 1 year ago
BRB...committing suicide.
electrkmayhem 1 year ago
D:
1010111101 1 year ago
You can't do HBN on your own Youtube channel independently?
TymesRhymes 1 year ago 17
@TymesRhymes He answered that in the comments of his last video, cracked and asylum paid him for it, and it's a lot of work. He's not going to do it for free.
Hope another website picks you up soon though Gladstone, couldn't Cracked take you back?
stiggy1605 1 year ago
@TymesRhymes I get paid for HBN. There are other sites interested in it, but right now I'd rather go home to Cracked and a weekly column, then start all over at another site. The conditions and site would have to be right for me to bring HBN back.
gladstonew 1 year ago 5
@gladstonew Please, can you tell us when and how you'll alert us?
JoGaECU 1 year ago
@TymesRhymes Put ''won before youtube.com then click.
killerzboy010 1 year ago
without featuring viral videos..... and now a monkey on a bicycle :D
want2beactress 1 year ago
Michael Gladstone. HBN will be missed a lot.
Oh and thanks for the Monkey on the Bicycle
hyugakarn 1 year ago
:(
DansNonProductions 1 year ago
Michael Gladstone. HBN will be missed a lot.
hyugakarn 1 year ago
All the best Gladstone. I'm sure everyone will keep coming back on here to watch them all until you bring out the DVD. I know I will.
spuddles147 1 year ago
When the show disappeared from Cracked.com I thought that was the end of it. About a month ago I stumbled upon new episodes on YouTube and was overjoyed. I spend an entire evening re-watching the old episodes and catching up on the ones I haven't seen. And now Hate by Numbers is really gone. Damn it! It's the worst feeling - getting something back just to loose it again.
Thank you so much for all the times you've made me laugh, though. I hope you'll get back to making videos some time.
TheLadyOrTheTiger 1 year ago 55
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you are amazing and original man!!I'm sure HBN will be back someday i mean 71 is a weird number to stop....and now A MONKEY ON A BICYCLE lol
17christie 1 year ago
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17christie 1 year ago
The good news is if you go back to Cracked, it'll give me a reason to start checking their website again.
Showbizzah 1 year ago
ggod luck gladstone
LtBoot 1 year ago
Sorry to see you go, Gladstone. I've been following you since cracked.com, and it's been a GREAT ride. And you've already proven that you can't stay away from HBN, so I'm sure we'll see you again. I mean, c'mon, man!! You're a blogger, you HAVE to expose us to your opinions...
firstelvys 1 year ago
we'll miss ya Gladstone :) it's been a fun 71 episodes
DJStry 1 year ago
aww :/
bordjukov 1 year ago
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bodstrom 1 year ago
cool
LtBoot 1 year ago