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  • Im tired of these fucking videos. You fucking people always complain about wrestling people fake. Heres the thing.

    Wrestling isnt fake..its scripted. Let me powerbomb your bitch ass thru a table and see how it feels.

    Wrestling = scripted. Yet you cry about it.

    Movies = scripted/fake. Yet you enjoy them

    Shut up and quit contradicting yourselves.

    Everyone please post this in every "Wrestling is Fake" video you find.

    Make this retarded shit stop.

  • press 9 as fast as u can

  • UFC looks like a pillow fight compared to wrestling if you ask me.

  • can somebody explain to me how do winners get decided in a sport that is staged?

    i have always wondered...

    do they actually smack each other about even though the winner is decided beforehand?

    i don't know about others but to me it's pretty confusing why people would risk injury(because yes smashing someones head against the mat will hurt ) for a staged sport

  • like many athletes they ruin their bodies by the time they are 40. I remember watching chinese acrobats and thinking about wrestlers. It might be practiced beforehand to minimize dmg, but no matter what they do they put a lot of strain on their bodies.

  • Press 8 ;)

  • fighting shouldnt be all this shit and acting it should be a fight IN the ring without all the social shit + more respect for each other.

  • Now I realize pro wrestling's fake, but I love watching it all the same--and I loved what Craig had to say about it! By the way, Scottish blood runs through my veins!

  • I have this video saved 2 my favourites as I think Craig is being funny and not disrespectful here. Also I love scottish humor.

  • ...hurts too, there has not been 1 wrestling match ever, where someone didn't get hurt. They don't always get injured, but they do hurt themselves in the name of the dedicated fans that will defend them 'tl the end. No matter what anyone else thinks, I'm a wrestling fan and will be forever! So if u wanna reply with stupid bullshit that u 1 trick ponies always reply with, go ahead, ur logic sucks.

  • Can I just say that u can't genralise how fake/real the moves/punches/kicks etc are as it depends who is wrestling. Wrestlers are trained in a variety of different ways all over the world, for instance kurt angle likes to hit people hard but shawn michaels doesn't, Andre The Giant did and Hulk Hogan didn't. But beleive me (as another person who has been a trainee) even running off the ropes hurts, it's un natural u hav 2 get used 2 it, falling back on the mat that fast after a clothesline...

  • Oh, geese. so unexpectedly vicious. Love Craig. Brilliant.

  • why does everybody say wrestling is fake? DUH it doesn't take a genius to figure that out. its entertainment. Family Guy is fake too!!!!!! they're is no huge fucking chicken walking the streets determined to kill a fat guy named Peter Griffin. who cares. if you state wrestling is fake your just asking for an argument.

  • he's wrong as a former wrestler myself jimmy kimmel is full of shit pro wrestling is far from fake if you think your tough at all climb into a ring and find out just how tough you really are if it was so fake and easy everyone would do and kimmel you might think this is a joke but its not and far from funny and im tired of hearing how fake people think wrestling is climb in the ring big boy try and get your ass whooped now that would be funny

  • so jimmy kimmel is now own by CBS?? wow!

  • what a dumb ass. of course its fake, WWE stands for WORLDWIDE WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!!!!. why would they realy hit them with sludge hammers and stuff. They would be put in jail. They are not phonies. They are one hell of an actor tho!!

  • Wrestling is PREDETERMINED, NOT FAKE. 2 totally different things.

  • @LyricalPrince211 wrong, its also VERY fake. Now sometimes things happen and people screw up and hurt someone else or themsleves but look for yourself dude, the shit they do is F A K E FAKE

  • @gildrop Not seeing ur point here bro. Movies are scripted, reality tv is even scripted, all im saying is theres a better word to use for wrestling and fake is not it. Scripted yes, like I said predetermined. Cartoons are fake, fake meaning not real. Wrestling is entertainment, entertainment is real. Alot of people tend to look pass the fact that WWE themselves already told you before you said it was fake that their name says it all, World Wrestling ENTERTAINMENT. They never said it was real.

  • @gildrop

    They hurt each other even when they don't screw up. THE MOVES HURT. They don't hit each other with the full force of the moves as not to kill/main each other, but it hurts.

  • yawn...

  • Crossing farmyards in assless chaps.....they're pecky.

    oh geez....glad its the end I cant breathe.

  • a goose hissed @ me once ... i'm forever traumatized.

  • This guy is funny lol!!

  • bruce the goose!

  • IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!

  • I'd say something in the negative in response to him making fun of wrestling....But he hates Twilight as well so...what the hell it evens out lol.

  • Actually wrestling is pretty much real...its just scripted violence.

  • the slams and puncez r fake but the chairs and ladderz r real wen u get hit by em pro wrestling iz semi fake but whoo givez a hell itz entertainig

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  • Jake the Snake vs. Bruce the Goose LMAO!

  • @BIGcrownjewels how do we know its not like, british-scottish

  • its true that the pro wrestleling is fake but it is COOL

  • Jake put the snake on his opponents 'AFTER' his matches.. Idiot, if your gonna joke about something learn your stuff FIRST!

  • Craig Ferguson is about as funny as an orphanage fire.

  • Now I want to see Bruce the Goose lol.

  • I wouldn't want to wrestle chuck then.....

  • @guysseriously, It is fake no matter how you try to spin it,but at least it used to be intresting.I cant even stomach it anymore,I miss characters like hacksaw jim duggan,the bushwackers,jake the snake,bret hart,the rockers,the legion of doom,coco beware,mr.perfect,million dollar man and the best one ever the Ultimate Warrior.Its not even funny how cheesy it is now.

  • @TR3YBUCK NOW? now there getting more cartoony but back then was 1000% worse then cena now fuck 80's wwf yay 90's wwf ya 00's ROH

  • Can someone give this poor guy some money? Cause he needs to go and buy a life on Ebay.

  • @ayby17 Interesting. Which show do you host?

  • @jek21 What Do you mean??

  • Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

    Well done......someone who hasn't got a clue.

  • about as funny as a dead cat....nope hang on cats are nasty f**kers.....funny as a piece of rock

  • Bruce the Goose! Hahahaha. I dunno about you guys, but Geese are vicious. XD

  • Wrestling is staged but the way people call is fake is disrespectful seeing as how many wrestlers are injured for life, dead or hooked on painkillers.

  • @GuysSeriously ... calm down. it is fake. the ones who get hurt are the ones who dont practice enough. yes they practice on how fake they are. and theyre not hooked on painkillers. theyre more hooked on steroids now adays. i hate you type of youtubers. trying to win a hot topic with a sob story. cry me a river prick. its as fake as santa.

  • @420avila420 if its fake you try it until then shut the fuck up

  • @GuysSeriously I am a former pro wrestling trainee. It's not fake... it IS staged. I'd like to see you wannabe smart marks try to take a chair shot properly.

  • werd bro ive been in a wrestling training facility and they really try hitting ppl n they train u too block hits n shit

  • @GuysSeriously thats their choice though

  • Real guy fake accent!

     Punisher.

  • geeses....yes

  • I was a pro wrestler so i know how fixed it can be, even though we are trained to land in the right way the moves still fucking hurt like hell, i mean when you get twatted across the head with a metal chair its a metal chair that hits you.

    Very good laugh though to be a part of this great sport, id like the knock the kilt of that Scot fuck lol.

  • id like to see a snake wearing spandex lol

  • The snake would not necessarily beat the goose-the previously unseen brother of the goose could make his way out during the match and, with the goose, take out the snake. The name of the goose's brother? THE MOOOOOOOOONGOOOOOOOOSE! It could actually make for a great rivalry imo-as long as Vince Russo has nothing to do with it-he'd have them fight in a Fatal Farmyard match where every two minutes the farmer runs out with a shovel and tries to crack them over the head or something

  • i am a wrestling mark and say this is funny as hell

  • I've seen The Wrestler ok its tough but chill out, he's hilarious. If you don't have a sense of humour fuck off.

  • kinda...oxymoronic to say fuck off after if u dont have a sense of humor..or is that just me?

  • I love humour, I love comedians. I get really pissed off with people sniping and saying 'ner ner not funny'. So no I don't think its oxymoronic. If you don't like it fuck off. Some of us are trying to indulge our sense of humour.

  • wats with the fuck off?

    what didnt i like i just said something neutral U NO WAT U FUCK OFF......why ,cuz i can

  • Anyone - and I do mean ANYONE - who utters the words "wrestling is fake" should be hit over the head with a steel chair (which wrestlers endure FOR REAL), then have their forehead sliced open with a razor (which wrestlers endure FOR REAL). Then they should get thrown around a ring for 20 minutes, suffering torn muscles, dislocated shoulders and fractured ribs (among numerous other serious injuries). Then they should get told: "You have to do that 300 times a year...but don't worry, it's fake!"

  • Like most old school wrestling fans, I have no interest in women's wrestling...that's just softcore titillation performed by Playboy models pretending to be wrestlers. Fuck that. But the best male wrestlers - like Jake "The Snake" Roberts - are charismatic athletes who can create great theatre both in and out of the ring. "Oiled naked men rubbing each other"? I think you were watching a different channel...

  • yo don't know shit man, wrestling is the best entertainment today

  • it's rehearsed. no one's saying the pain is fake but the fact that the matches are predetermined = not real.

  • If you know how much pain and injury pro wrestlers suffer (and there are plenty of morons who think the rings are rubber and the blood is ketchup), then you have no right to call it "fake". It's scripted, NOT fake. If it was fake, no one would get hurt... and many famous wrestlers have DIED as a result of addictions to painkillers. Wrestlers are not actors - they don't have body doubles to do their stunts for them. Calling what they do "fake" is both inaccurate and grossly disrespectful.

  • No doubt in my mind this guys telling the truth because i've met a couple wrestlers in my time. Punisher.

  • @garethac81 Well the fighting itself is fake. When they "punch" each other in the face that's fake. They pull the punches and don't really drop kick each other in the teeth. But I know what you'e saying. Yes, they are actors, and some of them very good at it. But people shouldn't disrespect the guys for putting on the show they put on. That shit's hard on a body and those guys deserve all the credit in the world for putting on a good show.

  • @garethac81 wrestling is fake all it is is acting get over it

  • @jamaal4327

    You're an idiot, and you know nothing about wrestling. Have a nice day.

  • You don't rehearse pro-wrestling. Wrestling is a work...

  • yea, like the wwe (world wrestling entertainment) its for entertainment not actual wrestling. but some people do get hurt sometimes..

  • That's probably why the WWE now focuses more on the PG-rated family friendly Entertainment aspect and not so much on the actual wrestling matches. To avoid injuries. Other organizations such as TNA and ROH do put a'lot more effort and energy into the matches.

  • @carroXtt matches are predetermined = not real = FAKE

  • Thank you! I used to wrestle on the indies and if you're not conditioned your going to fuck yourself up or the person your wrestling. But it's easy to say wrestling is fake when idiots don't see the wrestlers with torn muscles, broken bones, knocked out teeth, knocked out eyes, bumps, bruises, puking your guts out, concussions, urinating blood...etc. Wrestling is a work, not fake.

  • gesse are visous!!!1

  • your wack comment was the embarrassing thing. You should go check out the 'auto' or 'pets and animals' section because comedy really is not your forte.

  • Comedy isn't my thing? Well that's one thing me and the guy in the video have in common then.

  • and this guy is really funny btw, i'm a big fan of the scottish comedian style

  • Its a burmese Python you dumbass

  • the snake is a gimmick dumbass

  • He is funny... you just can not get his jokes

  • yup you are right , it took me a while to adjust to his style of humor

  • he comes from Scotland and became an American citizen a few years back

  • Craig Ferguson is awesome. Great comic.

    Fake snake = Blade Runner?

  • Funny comic, i never heard of him before!

    Funny

    Thanks for adding this to youtube

  • He's on after letterman, he does some of the best monologues out of all the late night hosts

  • haha bite*

  • derek watch the vid were he lets the snake bight macho man lol

  • If that snake bite was fake, I'll praise Savage and the snake for their acting skills.

  • Jake didn't realy through the snake on his oppents

  • Its still real to me dammit!

  • WWE IS SCRPITED

    THE PAIN IS REAL

  • This disgusts me. Pro Wrestlers and pro wrestling is the greatest damn thing.

  • Bruce the Goose LMFAAO

  • Wrfestling is fake, the pain isn't. Sabu, ECW, broke his neck with a steel chair, Bret Hart, hit his head on the mat, giving him a soft part og his skull about the size of a quarter, Owen Hart, died at the age of 34, Vince McMahon wouldn't give his wife anything, a sad day in wrestling.

  • Don't remember King Of The Ring 1998. Mankind vs The Undertaker HIAC. In the end, the match left Foley with a dislocated jaw, a dislocated shoulder, a bruised kidney, bruised ribs, one and a half missing teeth, a concussion and 14 stitches for the cut beneath his lip.

  • the pain is real, but the sport is pure entertainment, so in terms of respect compared to say boxers, MMA fighters and even greco roman wrestlers, pro wrestlers are on the bottom. they fight using a script. doesn't require the mental game that other fighting arts need

  • Pro wrestlers deserve the most respect, even more than any other sport in the world. Do you see boxers or MMA guys go through flaming tables? Fall off of ladders? Slammed on thumbtacks and glass? Get hit with barbed wire? Do crazy aerial moves like bouncing your legs off of the ropes in the corner then doing a corkscrew landing on your opponent? Pro wrestling IS an art. Look at matches suck as the 1989 Ric Flair/Ricky Steamboat matches or the Undertaker/Shawn MIchaels match at wrestlemania 25.

  • I think pro wrestlers can be divided into two groups. Those who are more of a entertainers and those who are more of a stuntmen. You can compare it to other jobs like working in circus or movie stuntmen but its not a sport. And thinking the way you think the most respect deserve those who take the biggest pain? So... Jackass & Dirty Sanchez ftw I assume? That doesn't have any sense.

  • Do you even know of the technique and skill it takes to be a pro wrestler? Or how hard it is to do? Look up a Ric Flair/Ricky Steamboat match or some 5 star match from Japan and tell me it isnt beutiful. They deserve the respect because they put their bodies on the line FOR THE FANS. Which no other athlete does. They have the toughest road schedule over any other sport. Do I respect the jackass guys? No because what they do isn't an art or a performance, just stupid acts. You are truly ignorant.

  • I don't say being pro wrestler isn't tough job. I say you can't place pro wrestling above sports. One thing: can boxer or mma fighter or NFL, NHL player or even bouncer become successful pro wrestler? If they have charisma and suffer the pain, yes, they can. Can pro wrestler become successful one of above? Except bouncer, veeeery rarely (thumbs up for Brock Lesnar) (And yes, I know bouncer isn't sport).

  • That makes no sense. I've seen guys in NFL try to become a pro wrestler, and you know what? THEY FAILED HORRIBLY. Saying other athletes from other sports can be pro wrestlers doesnt prove a point. They'd go insane with the constant wrestling day to day, the road schedule, and much more. From what they do, and do it for the fans which other atheltes don't do, they should be placed above.

  • it takes more than charisma and taking the pain, u have to understand the psychology of a wrestlng match, other wise its a series of random moves, thats why so many trampoline wrestling matches are shit to watch, cos alot of them are just doing random moves, if u understand the way a wrestling match works and care about the way the match goes and looks you'll be a great wrestler, wrestling is an artform, just like art, every moves progresses the story of a match forward, similar to a movie

  • Pretty average stand up

  • probably because he's improving every night, whereas say Letterman.. professional writers each show.

  • hes better then leno and conan and kimmel

  • why do you like dick so much???

  • you're the wanker dickwad

  • hes a fucking dumbass wrestling is not fake and thats the bottom line cause Stone cold Said so!!!!!

  • I hope you're joking.

  • Watch "The Wrester". It isnt fake is predetermined.

  • Yes, that documentary The Wrestler. It's predetermined and fake.

  • its fake....

  • wrestling isnt fake,its scripted...

  • scripted is the same thing as fake it hurts like hell but when u let someone do that to u its fake like if a football game was fixed the hits still hurt but it is fake

  • yah yah yah.. YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!

  • Wrestling is entertainment but the harms are real and not "fake"

  • Yeah now you can see why he was seen as shite in the UK.

    Like to see him get hit with a chair or put through a table.

  • Can't you tell he's Scottish as well as American? You just sound like you hate Americans, and not the humour, I found it pretty funny at bits. His other stuff is pretty decent as well.

  • jackass

  • "crossing farmyards in assless chaps"? lol

  • Wrestling: It's not gay if you don't look him in the eye!

    BTW go Craig! Fuck you steroid-donkeys! :D

  • stupid...its called a comedy....

  • What Craig needs 2 do, is hop his sorry, punk ass in a ring and take a beatin like we do and come out and say that it's (the f-word). I bet that will change his whole lil retarded ass mind.:Weak bitches can't handle it anyway.:It's 4 real men...

  • Ya...the chair hit NOT FAKE! I just taped my reality show pilot with a pro wrestler and he hit me with a chair and it hurt! Watch the pilot and see for yourself!

  • FUCKIN ASS!!!put him in da ring and the wrestlers can teach him how 'fake' they can get!!!

  • i hear ya this shit aint fake

  • Throw that insult back at yourself. This is called a COMEDY SHOW, he is supposed to make fun and exaggerate to entertain his audience. Isn't that what Wrestling is about? Sure, they train their souls to be fit and in shape and most moves cause injury, granted. But again, this is also a SHOW, if you take these words seriously. My God, I can't help you...

  • It's a comedy show? My bad. I didn't realise cause it wasn't funny...

  • The very fact that people actually think Wrestling is real, makes me lose all hope in humanity. All together. Kill yourselves.

  • its not fake

    its scripted

  • I found out wrestling was fake when I was seven. I saw two wrestlers who had been beating the tar out of each other five minutes earlier sitting in the same dressing room having a few beers.

  • he should make his own show, everyone loves craig

  • This guy's hilarious!

  • Damn straight. All the thumbs down for this comment is representative of how ignorant and closed-minded people can be.

  • Thank you...

  • They hit themselves for real more than half of the time, but it's scripted.

  • "It's not fake, it's scripted. There's a difference." So I guess that would make soap operas an example of real life?

  • Hilarious. He's wrong, wrestling isn't fake, it's staged, but it's still pretty damn funny.

  • lmfao

  • look i knew it was fake when i first started watching it so i'm not suprised if they wwent to court about it, it doesn't matter to me

  • Watch Jake the Snake when he's wasted on YouTube. Funny stuff.

  • I am Scottish and do not find him funny in the slightest. The Americans just like him as a gimic. If he were American everyone would say "OH YEAH THIS GUY ISN'T ACTUALLY FUNNY"