Chris Rock - Faggott - FUNNY !!

[deejaynicotene]

But white people can't say Nigger.. Fucken niggers and their double standards

[JASIFC]

im sorry but everytime i see him i just think of marty :L

[whorestrangler]

stop acting like a nigger, chris. oh, I thought it was ok because he was acting like one..

hypocrite.

[mikesgotniceice]

@whorestrangler What? How is he acting like one? Chris Rock the man is a lot different than Chris Rock doing stand up. He's rich, intelligent, hard working, articulate, and a he's funny as hell. How is that a nigger? Troll.

[iamchrisgtv]

AYE FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! the lights about to change.

[cedrickessous]

16 people have one leg..

[TheMA5T3R1]

AINT NO HOLLABACK GIRL

[samidaram]

he took this straight from george carlin js, still beast though

[MrMixTape7]

what if he was acting like a faggot

[iSyxxBoi]

HEY YA ONE LEGGED BASTARD !

[Linux4UnMe]

ahahahahhhhaahahhaahhh Classic! chris rock is one of the funniest men alive!

[mikew1500]

14 faggots disliked this

[clockendboy]

I've seen chinese homeless people though.

[MegaRiderking]

@clockendboy where in china

[clockendboy]

@MegaRiderking No in London lol

[fosm4]

@clockendboy I thought communism would make that impossible?

[clockendboy]

@fosm4 In London.

[raoulhery]

KOBE BRYANT was in the right context???

[Weltwirtschaftsklave]

thx for the post

[CIATUBE123]

@bsmyn0708 to far

[CIATUBE123]

@bsmyn0708 to far m8

[rasekage16]

I didn't find it all that funny. Mind you i don't give a crap about people being called faggots and gay ppl being offended and whatnot, I just didn't find the segment to be all that funny. At least, not funny enough that the people should be on their feet clapping n such

[CoolerKing37]

@rasekage16 Cool story, bro.

[Weltwirtschaftsklave]

@rasekage16

your a lost half gay idiot

[stillilllife]

@Weltwirtschaftsklave Isn't it spelt you're?

[rasekage16]

@Weltwirtschaftsklave Yes I'm sure anyone who doesnt find it funny must be lost/half gay or whatever (note the obvious sarcasm)

[BurtonRider121]

This shit is bananas, b-na-na-na-na-nas

[21farenheit]

@BurtonRider121 Why did you get 9 thumbs up? You just repeated what Chris Rock said, anybody can do that. Hey folks, if you are gonna give a thumbs up, at least give it to someone who says something ORIGINAL. Got it? ORIGINAL!

[2865016]

13 faggots watched this.

[Gavin2Long]

@2865016 no 14 u forgot to include yourself

[hitmancoolio]

People who are killing Kobe need to watch this.

[raoulhery]

KOBE B. needs to see this video before he calls another referee "faggot"

[sulhaq]

The question we now have to ask is, was the referee actually acting like a faggot by calling that technical.

[raoulhery]

@sulhaq lol

[MrPleasurePPP]

GOODMORNING FAGGOT! LOL!

[Alkebulan32]

Don't fine him, bro! Kobe was just following Chris Rock's rules!

[iampee]

Luckily, I do have two-legged insurance.

[Amarynthine]

the guy doubling over 5:09 is hilarious

[oneirishpoet]

one of the few comedians who can make me laagh so hard I'm in tears and my face hurts!

[EVAsrage]

my favourite part was when he told jokes.

[Reu8enofleon]

LOOOOOL!!!! That's stuck in my head now THE SHIT IS BANNANAS B-NANANANANAS!!! (XD)

[abloom1970]

Isiah Washington calld TR Knoght a faggot. TR knight hides his sexuality very well becuase he's one of the most liked characters on that show, even to an old school person like me who grew up when being called a faggot was something to fight over near ot the death. We've come along way and I still can't stand over the top effeminate gay men shoving that act in peoples faces, however TR Knight was not that. That being said, CR is right, in an argument you always pick the deepest flaw to hurt.

[romeagk]

hahaha "i hope you can get married or buy cerial" hahaha damn

[raoulhery]

you never see no gay homeless people! the Chris makes his priceless face

[triofdoom]

5.05 is the funniest moment on the show!!!! But of course get it in context, listen to the whole clip..

[kevinj1010]

i LOVE his voice(:

[bspru7373]

Imma talk about the leg!!

[TupacDedication]

THE SHIT IS BANANAS, B-Nanananas'

[highrider61]

13 people are faggots

[reapahgam]

Hilarious!!! B-NANANANANAS!

[RikJamezBich]

YEAH Chris we need more people to keep it really. It's spiritual to laugh at ourselves.

[ellbee95]

the shit is bananas b-nananana(8)==x

[karmacronicle]

this is from 'Kill The Messenger', its various shows made into one. Get it, its awesome

[Laughinopoulous]

HEY FAGGOT THE LIGHTS ABOUT TO CHANGE!!!!

[vagapoeta]

I like how you cut different shows together, makes it interesting.

[phudabulah]

He's wearing two different outfits during the video?

[rustom909]

@phudabulah yeah, the actual show was performed in three places - so they took footage from all of them and made the DVD from different cut scenes.

[Doylefromhell]

what would happen if someone called chris rock the obvious slur, then told him "its the context"... bullshit.

[PunkRockaMama]

@Doylefromhell I believe he set out the rules for that in another video xD

[lordcapucino]

@Doylefromhell its the context

[sthornton06704]

HE IS SO GREAT AT STAND UP!!! im sure he knows that she doesnt say the bannanas part like that but he said it in a way that would be Funny and the crowd would still know what hes talkin about... ARTIST

[prolybord]

hmmm i wonder what the 10 thumbs downers were >.>

[MarkArandjus]

Both Carlin and Rock spoke of context, you know that means it's double true!

[racismisbad5]

Funny clip! It's even better when you take out the word "faggot" and replace it with "nigger":

"What if the person that HE called a nigger...was acting like a nigger? Now I'm not trying to disrespect any African-American people..."

"You don't have to be BLACK to act like a nigger. ANYBODY can act like a nigger."

REMEMBER: "It ain't the word! It's the context in which the word is being said."

Thanks Chris Rock!!!

[portugahbk]

@racismisbad5

Chris Rock also has a joke where he says there is a divide in the black comunity...

there are "black people"...and then there are "niggers".

look it up.

[alex73ification]

i Love gwen Stafanie... ohh i love me some gwen stafanie!

[spunglass]

bananas fail hes just annoying at times

[spunglass]

brash n funny love it

[TheSteven1493]

sometimes it seems like hes preachin

[walterreally]

Oh really Chris? We can say whatever we want and say the nastiest shit when we are mad? Hmmm. How about Michael Richards saying "nigger" before his audience when he was fuming for legitimate reason. I know you ridiculed him for saying the word but howcome the "say the nastiest shit when we are mad" doesn't apply to him????

Logic fail by Chris. Or atleast hypocrisy.

[Casanuda]

So... basically this is Chris Rock taking George Carlin's 7 words and expanding upon the same joke?

[ClankTube]

So...basically this isn't 7 dirty words? Faggot wasn't even one of the words. Fail.

[Casanuda]

@ClankTube

No moron, actually listen to the entire bit that Carlin does. He talks about context so frequently that I'm a little surprised that even you can't see the parallels. Carlin does another context description thing where he talks about how rape can be funny, depending on the context and exaggeration of the joke.

[ClankTube]

I know what the fuck I'm talking about. This isn't 7 dirty words expanded. I've heard the bit before, so I know what you're talking about. There are parallels of course, but to even imply this is simply someone else's shit remixed based on that is just stupid of you. If you listen to any of the other comics Carlin influenced you'll notice a bit of his style in there too. It happens in comedy.

[Casanuda]

@ClankTube

And when you claim that because they don't use the same seven words you come off as a moron. Getting sand in your vagina isn't really going to make you seem any smarter.

[ClankTube]

I said this isn't 7 dirty words because Chris is just saying when and how it's okay to use certain words, whereas the 7 bit just talks about why so many words are considered inappropriate. I did say they have some similarities, but to say that this is a complete ripoff of George Carlin's material is a total fail on your part. Practice reading more often.

"Getting sand in your vagina isn't really going to make you seem any smarter."

LOL. And you talk about Chris rock ripping someone off?

[max19088]

chris rock is a legend i cant wait for his next live show and i agree with what he says he speaks the truth

[tmpol]

It's all about the delivery.

[keithb44883]

the look on his face after he says "mornin' faggot" is priceless

[mimi735]

LMFAO!!!

gosh this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B-NANANAS LMAO!

[rockyraccoon32]

lmao. omg. the shit is bananas

[fxckinglush]

Mornin' Faggot! haha

[simplyanabelxxx]

lmaoooooooo Faqqott

Tis Shyet Is Funnyy

i Could Call Anybody a faqqott

Hahaha What The Fu*k

[tentenlovesme]

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[BdotOdotB]

he changes clothes when it gets to the "hey faggot" part wtf haha

[CarlosHashton]

it's because he's doing the same routine and it's being filmed in 3 different places

[bojxit52]

@seriall1337

Nah we use same leg usually.

[diamondcalves]

Fair enough

I would have yelled "Move out the way you" (with something that rhymed with the word carrot)

[wittsmith]

Yay! Spreading the word of George Carlin :D

[rayneayria78]

My lst boyfriend only had 4 inches, LMAO

[darkshanobie09]

@rayneayria78 wow how old is he?

[boneheded]

Don't know if this has been said, but this is a rip off of George Carlin.

[seriall1337]

"No wonder you cant brake"

Do you americans actually acellerate and brake with different legs?

[muhvitus]

rally drivers do generally, all around the world.

[bglasier]

No, just the blacks.

[MPKILLA23]

Dont speak, i kno just wat ur sayin. lmaoo he could sing.

[icantthinkofanythinp]

wow he change clothes really fast... XD

[TrueMusiq321]

did u no dat a faggot is a british cigerette

[JosGrun]

true :) i thought it was just "A fag"

[CyberPieProductions]

no it's actually just a fag

[Cr7SoK7]

HEY FAGGOT!!!!

The lights are about to change

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[Ch13f7hr4ll]

he has magic powers

[ojhay1791]

chris rock is smart.

so as the other stand up comedian's.

[ZzLacyisadinozZ]

i love that "the shit is bananas, B! na na na nanas!"

[cp4eva89]

@ZzLacyisadinozZ, lol I actually like Chris's version of the Bananas part a little better!

[SHATASIA240]

AYE YU NG THIS SHIT IS FUNNY ASK HELL

[kirbhead]

soooo funny on his new dvd kill the messenger

[mrdooba]

how come his clothes changed??? so weird

[yourmom7565]

cuz its showing his diffrent shows

[Borschtschow]

Footage form three separate gigs!

[versuskn]

lol

[carelessaggression12]

@mrdooba Same performance from different shows.

[SouthyG]

cos he did the tour in a few different places and they show scenes from each place he did the tour in, like in London he wore a suit, and he wore a leather jacket in New York :)

[fukUpayMe89]

different tours of the same act

[drshields1988]

man im so high and when i watch this guy he sounds like a motivational speaker

[rowknee68]

hope you got some 2 legged insurance! lol

[Chillayao]

It's not the word -

It's the context in which the word is said!

Remember that faggotts.

[damageboyinsj]

@Chillayao fuck you faggot

[Arcanerain]

I HOPE YOU GOT TWO LEGGED INSURANCE

[3245911]

LMAO, u don't even have to ba a MAN to be a faggot! lolz he's hysterical! [FAVORITE]

[cumar885]

hey faggot!!!! the lights are about to change

contextttt!!!!

[brownsugar8989]

SO FUNNY!

[Phonxer]

Hey Faggott! The Lights About To Change!

[SaLeannawoman]

The shit is bananas na na nana nanas the shit is bananas be na nananas lol... love it!!!

[osiris8605]

@SaLeannawoman omg that was great

[diamondcalves]

I wonder if Gwen heard this one. Gwen would laugh under her breath and out loud behind a door.  Gwen is sweet. My type of a chick.

[iandhr]

You do not have to be gay to be a faggot

lol

[dago925]

haha why does his outfit keep changing

[shyguy2232]

it was taped at three different performances.

[iandhr]

three different performance.

Johannesburg, London and New York

[FM897]

'I won't even get out my car until the shit's over" LMFAO he's hysterical.

[russelljdj]

The Nucleus of this bit is borrowed from George Carlin who did this on the word Nigger.

[ThePsychoReturns]

"There are no bad words. There's bad thoughts. Bad intentions." - George Carlin

[mackychloe]

2.51.-2.54 was fuckin priceless!!! & i love the reaction to "HEY FAGGOT"!!!!!!!!!

[GolfTennisKid]

hahahahaha the funniest thing I've herad in ages

[a1piranha]

4:04 is the funniest

[darealOG130]

who noticed the change at 3:30?

Lol.

[ThePaneityCollectiv]

and 3:50

[mackychloe]

me!!!

[freecoasterkidd]

thats just the homeless rules haha

[Magiciantimmy]

the way he shouts faggot's just the best

[Illnessinducingx]

Rofl, No Doubt. Cute. <3

[damageboyinsj]

whatever i can say to hurt this person the most ....pc-correct and mad at the same time.....so can a white man say the n word when hes mad at a black man?

[HeartIOnceHad]

Noooooo!

[mackychloe]

by chris's definition yes but personally i wouldnt say it cuz even if you've never said "nigger" before in your life, even when you use it simply to infuriate the person you'll be seen as a racist!

[stevechen1991]

LMAOO i was eating when im watching this

so im laughing with a full mouth of food lmaoo and almost chocked

[godzillaislarge]

hey faggit the lights about to change

[EliteDuffman]

and again a show where he repeats the same sentence over and over again...

"Its not the word, its context of wich the word is said"

One some other show, he said:" I aint talkin 'bout rich, Im talkin 'bout wealth" 999 times -.-

[damageboyinsj]

your point is?

[EliteDuffman]

its annoying to listen to, everything else on his show is good tough...

Kinda dumb question from u...

[MikeD650]

Relax and watch the video.

[jwmm78]

anyone else notice the differents shows nixed, one second hes in a suit the next its a leather jacket.

[jifeak]

ever heard of "editing", mate?

[GuitarTKD]

Einstein:P

[Kogerii]

Asian man suck yo dick long time.

[theresult23]

funniest man alive

[inlovewithcats]

I disagree with him on that one. No white person can say the word nigger, so no heterosexual person has the right to say faggot.

[tommoshuffle13]

the origins of the word "faggot" is from the older boys in British private boarding schools and the younger boys. The younger boys were effectively treated like shit as servants and in a lot of cases cuddle boys.. they were referred to as the older boy's "faggot". The system then repeats when the older boy leaves and the younger boy can then do the same to the next group of younger boys.

[inlovewithcats]

It doesn't matter what the origins are. The word is used TODAY as in insult to gay men.

[nakenunderburkan]

faggot

[FuckingFaithless]

or motorcyclists... haha.

[zozotennisfreak]

Actually the origin of the word "faggot" dates back longer than that. During the time of the witch burning's they would use gay men as kindling for when they burned the witches. They were seen as the lowest-They would bind their feet and hands and throw them on the fire. The word faggot means like kindling-or a pile of sticks..... Thats what I learned school a while back....

[tommoshuffle13]

Ahh Britain and America. Yeah you're right there too, I didn't know that was the way they got it either.

[zozotennisfreak]

Yeah, I know! I found that really interesting when I learned that... I think if more people knew what it really means and the history of the word, maybe people wouldn't use it. To think of the poor people that where burned.... It makes the word even worse, I think.

[xhead246]

ok so you want to fuck cats. what are you? a catot?

[inlovewithcats]

No I don't fuck cats, only rabbits.

[diamondcalves]

you want to firk a cat? What are you a catot

HAAAAAAA HAAaaaaaaaaaa!

[rhcp514]

you re a fukin FAGGOTTTTTTT

[dutchfreaker]

CR is a genius

no one cracks me up like this guy

[babe10111ify]

LMFAO

[theresult23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA