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  • I've never gotten into the Harry Potter books personally. I do have some adult friends that are into them. Meh. But, I do think Stewart is pretty funny here. Off the top of my head, the only book series aimed at children or teens that creeps me out is the Twilight books. I don't know if it's because feminist brainwashing or what, but somehow in America we have an army of over-30 women not ashamed to publicly drool over stories about high school kids and very young actors. It's disturbing.

  • "No, I haven't read Harry Potter, but I have read the complete works of the romantic poet and visionary William Blake, so fuck off!"

    - Best Line Ever.

  • this is funny?

  • So this guy is trying to be funny be complaining about books he hasn't read?

  • harry potter and the tree of nothing hahahah

  • There are 132 adults who read Harry Potter books, books for children...

  • @somename99 LOL.

  • Stewart Lee doesn't really work well in this format. If you know anything about Stewart Lee he's really a long form comedian. Clips like this are ok and funny but are designed and work much better in the full version of what he does

  • HARRY POTTER > STEWART LEE

  • @MrKazzi0 They are not so easily comparable as they are in different mediums of entertainment, have different target demographics and set out to achieve completely different goals.

    Stewart Lee is not trying to tell a fantasy adventure story aimed at children, J.K. Rowling is not being angry and satirical for your enjoyment.

  • @jk28416 We don't agree that she cannot write, even by your own admission the books are highly enjoyable, and whilst not an accurate measure of quality, popularity and critical praise cannot be totally ignored. And again no one is saying that reading should be "mastorbatory" but equally it shouldn't be without enjoyment. For someone who claims to be so well read I find your approach to literature incredibly narrow minded, a claim, ironically, you seem intent to attach to anyone who has read HP.

  • for me, this guy is either a genius or an idiot. a genius for being able to instantly annoy me, or an idiot for thinking or pretending having an infant-style rant is called comedy. This guy is about a funny as a funeral, or a broken leg, or basically anything that isn't at all funny.

  • what an elitist cunt stewart lee is. i have read all the harry potter books and love them, because i enjoy letting my imagination have the best of me. however, i have also read nineteen eighty four, animal farm and catcher in the rye. stop comparing literature you old grumpy twat, books have their different qualities.

  • This shows just how some people will laugh at absolutely anything!

  • TESCO NOT TESCOS YOU SILLY MAN

  • Brilliant - I love the nasty comments from obvious HP fans, probably having an unpleasant moment of self-insight...

  • @escargot606 he just came off as arrogant. his punchline at the end was funny though I'll give him that.

  • I find it amusing that fans of Lee seem to feel they MUST hate other comics in order to like him. I think he's sometimes really good. So are those other guys. You don't have to hate one to like the other. Lee badmouthed Boyle. Boyle badmouthed Lee. Who cares? They can both be funny.

  • @WalterLiddy im not a fan of lee (although this now may change), but i can safely say frankie boyle is a piece of shit

  • I don't know why but 'harry potter and the forest of embarrassment' just sets me off everytime

  • absolute garbage.

  • Hahahaha I love Harry potter but I think I may love him more :)

  • 109 people have read Harry Potter and the tree of nothing.

  • This is wank.

  • Never really found him funny, this is the sort of shit people ramble on bout in pubs to their mates, usually with a polite chuckle.

    "Tryhard" springs to mind.

  • @Tilaron Or maybe you just love Potter and a tear trickled down your face.

  • @310sucks Not really, I just like comedians that tell jokes rather than re-telling dumb banter.

  • @Tilaron When did "try hard" become an insult?

  • i heard reading makes you bent, is this true??

  • Thumbs up for William Blake.

  • ha ha fucking ha

  • I will laugh at a loud fart, but this just wasn't funny :P

  • @Jeffo193

    Not a fan of William Blake, then?

  • @svalchemy I'm not familiar with his work so i can't judge...however i do have the collected works of Oscar Wilde, and I love Harry Potter, so i don't think my literary tastes can be questioned xD

  • lmao this guy's removing any negative comments about Stewart Lee.

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  • I thought he was a comedian....

  • GAY

  • Thank god for youtube commentators who can psychically tell what Lee REALLY means.

  • Gasp! Lee shops at Tescos, he's as bad as the rest of us o_O

  • Harry Potter and the Mitten of Wool spoiler: Snape hugs Dumbledore .

  • harry potter is for kids, and people should explore literature rather than infantilise themselves by pretending they are children and reading children's books, grow up read an emotive book that explores the human condition and what it is like to be an adult, if you can't do that read a book that is at the very least well written.

  • @jk28416 I think that your smugness is sickening. Reading is a personal thing...I bet you have to showcase all of your books to make sure people understand that you are reading classics. Grow up, Reading isn't a competition.

  • @Falsel1ght Who is more smug, the person encouraging others to move away from books which were definitely intended for children and read works which explore what it is to be human, or the person who calls them out on the basis of personal opinion, of which they seem devoid in any meaningful sense?

    I think it is far more smug to recline in your couched regard for your own (personal) judgement than to openly question others and yourself of what it is to be an adult human being.

  • @jk28416 "harry potter is for kids" "read a book that is at the very least well written." - I love these types of comments as you've argued yourself into a corner. If you haven't read the book how can you comment on whether its well written? If you have, then why are you deriding others for reading a kids book that you have read? And have you ever considered the fact that people who have read HP may have read other books too, and that many may be better read then you?

  • @paulski1966 I've read a few of her best chapters, and she is very bad at setting scenes, her language is basic and tawdry and she peppers the page with useless adverbs and dead metaphors, very similar to Jeffrey Archer in a lot of ways Does not compare with the rape scene in cider with Rosie or the chapter where Raskolnikov remembers the image of the villagers mutilating an old work horse in Crime and Punishment.

  • @jk28416 I would rather read work of a master that explores the human condition, not populist largely plagiarised tosh designed for children with little to no subtext.

    I am glad you enjoy this work, Millions upon millions for people do, irrespective of literary merit, for the same reasons that WWF wrestling is more popular in this world than Ballet.

  • @jk28416 Which chapters? And the rather lame attempt at trolling with the rape scene and Dostoyevsky comparisons did not go unnoticed. And the "largely plagiarised" comment demonstrates either an overt reliance on the comments of other detractors or a gross misunderstanding of the word plagiarism.

  • @paulski1966 I'm glad you have found a book that is of your level, but if you wish to expand this, I think you'll find there is much better out there, both in this genre and others, I don't think you can argue with this statement... Unless you are about to compare act 5 scene 5 of MacBeth with chapter 1 of HP and the goblet of brimstone, then I know you really are crazy.

  • @jk28416 Ah, see now that is the crux of your error, that you assume that anyone who has read HP has read nothing else. Also no one is comparing Rowling to Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickens or Solzhenitsyn as clearly she isn't. Is she one of the great authors, no, does that mean that her books can't be enjoyable, also no, does reading her books mean that you cannot read Steinbeck or Hemingway - no. Can one persons intellect be judged by only one book they've read - what do you think?

  • @paulski1966 The great Writers all have something in common, an ability to write, I'm a fraid JK is out on a limb on this front, I'm glad you agree with me on this front. Should reading be purely a masturbatory enjoyment? I'm inclined to say no, it should expand teach and develop. You are welcome to your opinions, I have a list of books to read, and JK's creations come near the bottom, frankly on the basis that I do not believe I could share the same emotive response as a 12 year old.

  • @paulski1966 I think we can agree that although greatly enjoyable, the books themselves are light-weight. As I've mentioned before this is not a bad thing, but the' what you see is what you get' culture will leave people unfulfilled, it occupies a genre, and a well subscribed one at that, I mean, Tolkien created his own language!

  • Actually the first and the last harry potter are interesting. 2 trough 6 are a copy paste expand of the first one.

  • I don't find this man funny at all.

  • @paulski1966 Like you I was a kid once, and after reading just one chapter

    of an HP book as an adult it brought back memories of the Hobbitt and Lord

    of the Rings and kid's stuff like that. Perhaps you did not read as a

    child or were a slow learner?

  • @rebelyelled Lord of the Rings aren't really kids' books. You're the first I've ever heard say that.

  • @rebelyelled Lord of the Rings is NOT for children. Are you fucking crazy? Did you read Mein Kampf when you were 4?

  • @TheKamanick So you are saying you would rather let you're kids read some Harry Potter Crap than Tolkien? Unbelievable. No wonder young people can't get jobs today...

  • @rebelyelled And when exactly did I say that? Please tell me - I'm intrigued.

  • @TheKamanick No, I read the Fellowship of the Ring when I was four - it took me all fucking year even though it was a kid's book. I am quite surprised your knee-jerk adult book suggestion was Mein Kampf. Intriguing...

  • @rebelyelled So you've read one chapter, and on that you write off an entire series. And you call people idiots for having read one book (of which you have also started to read). So are those that read The Hobbit or LOTR idiots? How about His Dark Materials or A Kestrel for a Knave? What about To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye and Of Mice and Men?

    I was a vociferous reader as a child, I just don't feel the need to make bullshit claims about reading FOTR at age four.

  • @paulski1966 Calm down mate. Stewart Lee is a comedian. He is taking the piss in this video. It is meant as a wind up. I was taking the piss too.

  • @rebelyelled "I was taking the piss too." I believe the phrase you are hunting for is "trolling".

  • @paulski1966 Indeedski

  • He's not on any Harry Potter books, he's on a stage.

  • Only kids and idiots read HP books

  • @rebelyelled And how would you be qualified to make a statement about the quality of a book unless you had read it? So are you a kid or an idiot?

  • I've read all of the Harry Potter series not because I'm a child but because I enjoy reading all sorts and I'm not a snob.

  • 'The tree of nothing' is fucking genius.

  • harry potter is better than watching this dude!

  • My favorite book of the series was "Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets"!

  • @sibeliandrift - he actually read Classics at Oxford, sorry to be a dick....

  • I see Frankie Boyle called Stew 'flabby and irrelevant', what a stupid statement! Boyle isn't fit to lick Stew's boots.

  • @TheDensley7 I'm a Scotch man, so Ihave authority to declare that Frankie is not 'cult', he is just shyte.

  • I quite like Boyle, but ad hominem attacks are worthless

    Stewart Lee is fantastic

  • This guy is an absolute moron.

  • @chrispatrickjones Well, he's read English at Oxford so that probably isn't true.

  • Does he hate everything successful? Harry potter, Top Gear, Michael Mcintyre..

  • @ComedicTheory fuck all those things!

  • @ComedicTheory Only if it's mediocre.

  • FUCK TESCO! FUCK HARRY POTTER! read something that actually has some creativity to it...NOT Blake. try Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

  • I'm more annoyed by the people laughing in the audience. Annoyed because they. all. read. harry. potter.

  • @cardinalvincent Annoyed? Lighten up.

  • @cardinalvincent You might find life less annoying if you can learn, like the people in the audience, to laugh at yourself.

  • possibly the best 'fuck off' to a certain group of people ever!

  • cheep up u mardy cnnnntttt

  • People realize that the smug superiority is just part of his act, and that that's why it's funny? And that sometimes he simply says things to annoy people? That's obvious to everyone, right?

  • @jamtlanning

    no it isn't, this is youtube. surprisingly though the dislike bar is not that bad.

  • @jamtlanning - Some people just don't 'get' deep satire.

  • @jamtlanning Not obvious to a lot of people. He caught me out when I saw him do "41st Best" in The Laughter Lounge, he slagged off Al Murray and his fans and it threw me a bit because I thought he meant it. It's part of his act to try and throw the audience and try and win them around again to keep himself interested. A great stand up comedian is Stewart.

  • @jamtlanning Sadly not haha

  • @jamtlanning Two of your three 'questions' aren't questions.

  • @jamtlanning yout think his act boils down to trying to offend people? i don't think thats fair.

  • @S1elmx Not offend, annoy. Create tension. Big difference.

  • @jamtlanning They're still kiddie books, though.

  • @jamtlanning To be honest I hope he just genuinly hates Harry Potter and reads William Blake

  • As for Dan Brown it´s a combination of Stewart Lee pitching in to him in that same episode ("The old man died. It was sad" he has a doctor tell a family), and the fact that all the people I know accept that the science of sign theory (semiotics) is called symbology. No one can give me a straight answer about this and it bugs me. If he wrote about meteorologists would he call them 'Cloudologists'? Or mechanics 'Enginologists'? Use the fucking words. Unless you´re Joyce, which he patently isn´t.

  • paulski1966 - I'm assuming that by stating the Rowling books aren't coherent you've read them? As an adult?

    I saw a couple of the films. Whilst I expect you to point out that adapting books for the screen is a process in which the book is bound to lose a lot of its subtleties and interority, the flying sports day, simplistic characterisation and giant spider - all fantastic stuff for kids - were it´s hardly like trying to film Ulysses.

  • @NormanArches - So you are basing how coherent a 7 volume 3300+ page piece of work is on "a couple of the films"?What did you find incoherent?You simply state that they were not trying to film Ulysses - obviously. But its this type of thing that bugs me, you're comparing apples and oranges. The Potter series makes no claim to being Ulysses (i' afraid I'm with Woolf and Lawrence when it comes to Ulysses), it simply claims to be an entertaining story - In the vein of Lewis, Dahl, Le Guin et al

  • Kaut kāds idiotisms..

  • Nobody mentioned the C. S. Lewis quote yet? “A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest.” A good story is a good story no matter what your age is.

    I love reading light-hearted works, and some of them include kid's books. I think it's fine to have a bit of variety. Loved the way Lee said, "I'm a 40 year old man!"

  • @zorroazulapex Lee isn't actually criticising adults who read or have read children's books per se. He's just reacting to the sheep-like way in which people got obsessed with Harry Potter and tried to make everyone else read them as well.

  • @HoosierMF "sheep-like" ahaha. If you aren't a teenager, that's a pretty damn embarrassing comment.

  • @theEarlofChip Why is it?

  • The ambiguous start of my last post might look like I´m criticising Stewart Lee. Not my intention. I was agreeing with him 100%. Is it better for adults to read HP books than The Sun or sit on front of QVC? Probably.Is it better for them to read HP than a proper book, for adults?

    No fucking way. Like the 'symbologist' in Dan Brown. Google it for me, I can´t be fucked.There´s no such thing, is there? I´m sure the discipline of sign theory is called semiology.There´s another written for retards.

  • @NormanArches I'm curious as to what you define as a "proper book for adults". Dan Browns are targeted at adults only, so are they better to read these then, or is it limited to just classics, and if that is the case, what about classic children's literature such as Kipling , Dahl, Wind in the Willows and Alice in Wonderland, would you prefer adults read a Jilly Cooper or an Danielle Steel to these? I'm assuming that by stating the Rowling books aren't coherent you've read them? As an adult?

  • Comparing people who read HP books with Blake writing his Songs for a local church group competition misses much - these people read children´s lit and Blake was writing it at full mental stretch. There´s also the fact that the Songs are, quantitatively, a small part of Blake´s work - so he´s also talking about the 'epics' like Milton and Jerusalem, where the real meat is; it also glosses over the fact that the songs, unlike Rowling´s boy´s own stories, are intellectually coherent.

  • @ukulazy "Its no coincidence that the worlds most successful writer is also the worst."

    What a dick you are... ukulazy

  • @chalkus What a stupid cunt you are. I write an intelligent comment, you respond with insults and nothing else. Don't bother replying - go and read a book. 'Effective methods of suicide' preferably.

  • @ukulazy Excuse me?? I merely quoted the words you were using, emphasised by the use of speech marks.

    Not only are you a "stupid cunt" but you are also a forgetful "cunt".

    Scurry away now little man

  • @chalkus racist cunt.

  • @ukulazy Of course... not only are you stupid but cliched!!!!

  • @ukulazy That is the best you can do.... what a useless moron you really are.

  • "Tyger, tyger, burning bright

    In the forests of the the night

    What immortal hand or eye

    Could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

  • Weirdly enough i say the exact same thing to people here in America, and they get pissed off at me. And somehow i also have read William Blake poems.

  • harry potter and the tree of nothing :)

  • harry potter changed as the audience grew up. neil gaiman writes about magic all the time and his most celebrated works are aimed at adults.

  • I can see the Harry Potter fanboys have been here. 55 dislikes.

    Liked just to piss them off.

  • So Lee has read all of Blake's work, including Songs of Innocence, which Blake based on the meters of nursery rhymes and children's songs. Its a good job that the romantic visionary and poet wasn't reading nursery rhymes at 32 years of age eh? That would be embarrassing.

  • @paulski1966

    You do realise what you just did? You compared William Blake to JK Rowling. Time to retire to a monastery and ponder on your misdeeds for the next 30 years.

  • @textthing - er no i didn't, i compared Blake to the millions of adults that have also at some point read childrens literature whilst in adulthood, who Lee seems to feel are an embarrassment. Or perhaps you'd prefer that I pointed out that Blake read children's literature as research for his body of work to ensure its accuracy, something that Lee - by his own admission - didn't. So perhaps you could retire to a monastery and pull your literary head out of your snobbish arse?

  • @paulski1966

    My comment was facetious - but oh what a tirade of rage! I should do it again!

    Blake drew on cultural material to produce his body of work. Adults read Harry Potter because advertising tells them it's the thing to do. Harry Potter is cultural junk - airport fiction for kids. What is your point?

  • @textthing Your comment wasn't facetious, it was inaccurate, there's quite a considerable difference. And hardly a "tirade" of rage is it. I'd also be curious to see all of this advertising for the books, especially that targeted specifically towards the adult audience, and especially for the earlier books. And my point was explained in my last post - the irony that Lee uses an author to demonstrate "adult" reading who has been guilty of the very thing he is lambasting others for.

  • @paulski1966

    Which is what?

  • @textthing errrrr - the point was that its ironic, i'm struggling to think how i can explain this point in any more simplistic terms ?

  • @paulski1966

    Yes, you've said that a number of times. How is it ironic?

  • @paulski1966 isn't that about childhood rather than "for children"

  • @paulski1966

    Nursery rhymes are somewhat more enduring and well crafted than a Harry Potter book, so it wouldn't have been very embarrassing at all, really.

  • @paulski1966 You mean William Blake's Songs of Innocence and Experience, taught in schools and university's all over the country?

    Oh dear.

    Tiger, tiger, burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

  • @bowen192 - No, I meant Songs of Innocence, it was published 5 years before Songs of Innocence and of Experience (which I appreciate contains all of the poems from Songs of Innocence) which was published when Blake was 37. I also believe Blake used the archaic spelling of tiger, hence - Tyger, Tyger, burning bright, in the forest of the night; - this was also not in Songs of Innocence, but in Songs of Experience.

  • @paulski1966 :O

  • @bowen192 ?

  • @bowen192 *Universities

  • @paulski1966 It's good thing he has children otherwise he would find it embarrassing.

  • @Camuscan - Read what i wrote again. It was in reference to Blake reading children's literature, not Lee. Blake had no children. So your point is?

  • @paulski1966 But Blake wasn't reading nursery rhymes purely for his enjoyment -- he was researching for a serious work. That's nowhere near the same thing.

  • @llsrx so its acceptable for adults to read children's literature for research purposes then. So, say if you were writing a comedy sketch where you were berating the quality of said book then it would be perfectly acceptable, infact pretty much necessary, to read the piece of work you were discussing, even if it was for children. But its nowhere near the same thing is it!

  • @paulski1966 dyu think its ok for father to buy it for his daughter?

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  • @mmscott9 - Notice that you also removed this comment (however i still have it). If you had any basic knowledge of reading then you'd note that at no point did i say Songs of Innocence were nursery rhymes. Also whilst SoE is meant to contrast SoI, they were not initially published together (it was 5 years before they were) so to say SoI is only intended to be read as a counterpoint to SoE is incorrect. To put it bluntly - you're the moron.

  • @paulski1966 NB the comment was deleted because I knew it was incorrect. The amount of pettiness oh here is astounding, that people are fuming that their intellects have been challenged by an act that is purposively self righteous and condescending.

    SoI has a deeper meaning than to be contrasted with SoE. There are far more to the works than that.I agree with the underlying rant against this sheepish mentality though which Lee actually argued rather than a dislike of the subject matter itself.

  • @mmscott9 "The amount of pettiness oh here is astounding" - you referred to people on here who agreed with a statement you claimed was incorrect (but which was only down to you misreading it) as morons - how would you expect people to respond to that? If you knew your comment was incorrect, why type it in the first place? And where is anyone "fuming that there intellects have been challenged" exactly?

    "SoI has a deeper meaning......" Eh, i know - which is why i pointed this out to YOU.

  • @paulski1966 Real life experiences and his feelings towards the social and economic climate of C17 and 18th shaped Blake's works, and so gives Songs of Innocence far more weight in substance than commercialised, over hyped meaningless nonsense like the Harry Potter books, which was the basis of Lee's entire rant.

  • @mmscott9 Obviously you've read the HP series in order to refer to them as meaningless nonsense? "commercialised, over hyped" - its always hilarious to read this phrase associated with the HP series. You do realise that the first book had an initial print run of 500 - the entire promotional campaign consisted of sending some copies to critics. Hardly commercialised or over hyped. The hype around HP started because of the quality of the books and the awards they won, simple as that.

  • @paulski1966 Hype began due to a juggernaut of a marketing machine, with material that could easily be - marketed.

  • I like the HP series and I don't think there's anything wrong with getting in touch with your inner child (in a metaphysical sense you reprobates). But I still had a good chuckle at Stewart Lee's bookish snobbery.

  • Ok so the joke here is that Harry Potter books are shit and I know this because I haven't read them. Wow.

  • Ehm, is he supposed to be a comedian? Was that part of stand-up comedy act?

  • i was the 500th liker :)

  • You're shit Steward Lee.

    

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  • @Quantemic You've read Harry Potter haven't you? Which is OK, even if you are an adult. I think!

  • Stewart Lee is the atheist's Jesus, but Richard Herring is the atheist's God.

  • "No I haven't read it, 'cos I'm a 40 year old man"  Brilliant!

  • I like Harry Potter and I like Stuart Lee's comedy...

    Guess what?

    THEY AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

  • Harry Potter is possibly the most overrated thing ever, more so than religion and (until recently) US credit.

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  • i work in a bookshop and i've always said....."harry potter is for kids".

  • im not that bother realy..too busy reading the beano

  • what scares me about J k Rowling is how the fuck can someone become so rich by doing something so unimportant.....Its as if someone has brainwashed millions of people into running out and buying the books and seeing the movies ,,about what ?? about fuck all...i agree with everything lee says here i thought i was alone

  • @gotahavehouse Wait, what?! You think literature is unimportant...?

  • @Treefingrs

    yes when its about hob goblins and wizards..I wouldnt care if i ever set eyes on or heard of harry twater or the hobbits ever again,,,my point was the writer has basicaly by