X FACTOR IS A JOKE!

[016pinkgirl]

@JackDeanProductions No. you're not JaackMaate. So stop pretending to be him.

[JackDeanProductions]

This is JaackMaate, I've just started a new rapping channel as I need a way to past the time and piss you guys off more! Nah I'm kidding I just want to show you guys more more passionate side! If you could like comment and subscribe and give me feedback it would be great, I know you might think I'm bad but no one starts good! Cheers guys it really means a lot to me :) Please try and spread this channel I hope to get it as big as my others :) <3 you! By the way please thumbs up this comment!

[moparmurderer]

Jaackmaate is a joke...

[TheGreengrass3]

I liked this vid until you slagged off Frankie, he is a good man, as shown on big brother.

[ksbnr1]

@TheGreengrass3 Calm down, this vid was done before Big Brother. He's still a giant cunt though.

[TheGreengrass3]

@ksbnr1 none of us know him so he could well be but he just seems like a young idiot, Yolo.

[ElizaSmellsBad]

ahhh:') what a legend.

[AmmieeXO]

you sir, are possibly the funniest man on youtube. i applaud you. MAKE MORE VIDJOSSS

[dandude606]

Aha its funny cos little mix won. :P

[19beck93]

lmaoooo hilarious



[HoneyCee123]

'4 girls and an obese owl' omggggggg hahahahaha!

[MrBlackmore94]

cancer research uk :D

[randomrebecca123]

you said frankies name wrong its frankie cokeupthenosa

[amynicolew]

Hi im jack, but i like to be known as cancer research uk. hahahahahhahaha !



[TheBabylishh]

awkward moment Little Mix win X factor.....

[sallyjay2802]

'3 girls and an obese owl.'

Jack you are a fucking legend.

[sleekchick76]

soon enough, theyd be nothing else to hate in the WORLD Jack, what will you do then? :/ hmm.

[moggy1399]

I wonder if jack reads these comments... But it's hilarious when people have fights over something he has said :))) they don't take it out on jack but this random person the don't know! Love it

[CHepplesx]

"Hi i'm jack but i prefer to be known as cancer research UK."  I laughed so hard.

[Emolovekindaweird]

@CHepplesx same :L hahaha

[jamesmcgivern2011]

lmfaoo you are so funny:L:L:L

[JodieTWx]

Everyone in the x factor is getting further in life than you'll ever get. Yes, even Frankie. Even Bradley from Nu Vibe has. Oh and look Little Mix have won. Waste of time you are. Oh and Alexandra doesn't deserve your voice? If you have this many negative things about the x factor and people who have been on then why are you even bothering wasting your voice on it?

[sonjaxo17]

@JodieTWx little mix are shit, im sorry but its true. Theyre gonna have no future

[JodieTWx]

@sonjaxo17 They will.

[ooooohhhhhhhhhh]

@JodieTWx you sound like a massive loser

[JodieTWx]

@ooooohhhhhhhhhh Thanks:-) I don't feel it.

[YMA6andPUDDING]

MAKE FRANKIE CRY!!

[xAbigailHaleyx]

i love Cher Lloyd,and i love Frankie Cocozza, not gonna lie there. But this video is fucking hilarious! :'D got it spot on, there's too many quotes from this video i could insert here now and put LOVELOVELOVE next to it but i'd be writing the whole video out, hahhahahhahahahahahaha

[liamfountain1994]

You should have your own radio show. That would be so fucking cool.

[elliekinzz1]

omg, your scouser accent was beast, ahahaa

[ellarhiank]

-3

[FeroceVolpe]

"Hi i'm Jack but i prefer to be known as Cancer Research UK" HAHAHA fucking legendary:P

[ifeellikedancin55]

'4 g..3 girls and an obese owl' hahahahaha i love you.

[bethsthenamee]

'an obese owl' fucking lol. she looks like a fucking sloth

[ChristinaDale1]

@bethsthenamee ...im sure she could say alot about you

[allhelen]

i love little mix dont diss !!!

[Kath5550123]

@CalciumMoonCheese i do know that he knows...

[Kath5550123]

I <3 Frankie and Marcus. And you do not spell it Frankie Coke-Up-The-Nozza :/

[CalciumMoonCheese]

@Kath5550123 i think he knows that. that's why its funny you idiot

[poohhardy11]

@Kath5550123 yeah it's spelt frankie Cock-up-the-arzza :I

[Deansutherland195]

Bet you feel a cunt now that Little Mix won, they are shit though, and Frankie is a legend

[micayoungX]

@Deansutherland195 frankie can't sing so shut the fuck up and get a life

[SkilletAddict123]

facebook dot c0m/nirvanaforno1 (Change it obv.) Youtube filter sucks.

SUPPORT!

This is how Rage Against The Machine beat X Factor before.

The page is official. The band are supporting it along with Rage Against The Machine.

I cannot stand X Factor or any shit "Talent" that comes from it, I mean take JLS.

WHAT THE FUCK!? The start of every song they say "We're JLS" NOBODY CARES. :)

[RegensDominor]

This is epic trolling :L fucking amazing mate

[lilluke153]

Yeah, Little Mix won.. so..

[123lovemedo]

obese owl!! LOL

[ChristinaDale1]

usually your funny, i agree xfactors not the best but your a cunt

[MrOcHoCiNco99]

@ChristinaDale1 Bit rude aint it?

[ChristinaDale1]

@MrOcHoCiNco99 no.

[cobwebownz]

little mix and the big one!

[RiadhEgan]

little mix ewww ... 4 girls, 3 girls and an obese owl! LEGEND

[kettlesarenice]

yer people in liverpool aint all chavs jack, have u ever even been to liverpool?

[jealey12]

You're the worst sort of human being. (I am aware of the irony of being a youtube commenter and saying that)

[hanlaa]

"hi i'm jack but i prefer to be known as cancer research uk"! ahah you make my life

[metaldnbufc]

looks like they put a wig, on a rat, and just kicked it through topman. LOL

[AbbiesWorld]

'Hi my names Jack, but I prefer to be called Cancer Research UK' LEGEND. lotta love for you kid!

[iLoorveMrMerrygold]

You actually sounded like Frankie when you sung...

[josho2007]

haha robbers? cheeky get haha

[DJChronicFlows]

You should be in the Inbetweeners :D

[MyTubeo0o]

'You don't even deserve my voice' Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah what a line!

[ILikeSpicyFoods]

i nod along to everything you say.

i love you.

[BenGman32]

not all scousers are chavs

[zwartevent]

is that the same shirt as you was wearing on dirty digest?

[LucyCookieCross]

you sound exactly like frankie :P

[iloveslamps]

your so shit really go back to your day job pal !

[biggestjackofan]

Omg Your Best One Yet! :L Pisses Myself Laughing -3

[flowerbud304]

You didn't mention Craig colten, even though he was voted out tonight! But oh well fuck it I still wanted him to win! Absolute legend!=))

[7orqu3]

What is it 1 video a fucken now ? Or have u just ran out of shit to complain about

[the1stopmotionman]

make the legend of zelda rap by smosh UK christmas #1

[COxRB]

Fankie coke-up-the-nose-a

[BoingBoing97]

your such a bellend.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@BoingBoing97 I believe it's 'you're'..

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat What the fuck?

First you cuss me for correcting you and now you're doing it too.

I hate you.

-_-

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Yeah I know, I'm sorry. Just I don't really mind grammar, but it seems that everyone does that. Starting to annoy me a bit. And reading it how he wrote it.. just sounds ridiculous. Like once someone said 'his shit' about Frankie Cocozza, and as much as I hate him, it made me giggle how he meant 'he's'. /:

I apologize;)!

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat You better apologize!

You seem normal ..... now that you aren't in rage mode.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Shush you. You were in rage mode, too:L I was like you.. but with more swearing.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat She says stuff like ' shush you ' and ' :L '

GRRR are you sure it isnt you?

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Loads of people use ':L' and other people use the word shush, too, you know. My name doesn't even have a T in it :L

GRRR I AM SURE.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat Stop lying it is you

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser I don't know who you are! Right, I'll send you something in a message so you know that you don't know me :L

[BoingBoing97]

@APotatoAndItsCat

anything better to do then sitting on your ass and correcting people all day? FO

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@BoingBoing97 I do not sit on my 'ass' correcting people all day. And even if I did, you wouldn't have a clue that I spent my day like that. I have a life, family, friends. All I did was correct you once. I'm not trying to get in an argument, even if you have to react like that. Calm down. Please.

[AnnabelleAndAsh345]

OMFG I pissed myself ahahahhaahahahhaahahahh! your a legend.

hahahahah kicked him through topman ahahahah!

[Prazzee2]

Frankie cokeupthenozza

[BRONTEISWIERD]

I.LOVE.YOU.

[BRONTEISWIERD]

@aandjshow01 cool story bro :L

[Faithparkourmedia]

saw you on dirty digest - Funniest Moment Ever :')

[N77KYD]

What a pricks!!

[Poshpaws02]

Fooking Brilliant, And well Said.

[xxElisexx911]

love him.

[tbabaeniyan]

*STANDING OVATION!!!!*

I don't even know which bit to pick out!!

THIS IS 5mins and 4 secs of PURE, UNADULTERATED, TOPDRAWER GENIUS!!!!

This is soooo going onmy facebook page!!

[tbabaeniyan]

WHAAAT??!!!!!!!! Marcus is not GAY???!!!

GETOUTTAHERE!!!

I'd bet my five houses in Africa that that dude plugs bums!!

[fayebalineexo]

always so funny but getting a bit to harsh on people in the public eye, might get in trouble!

[brendanfitz95]

Your really funny but stop hating on Cher Lloyd!

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@brendanfitz95 Maybe, when hell freezes over.

[xsammmie1]

How many people have you stabbed this week?

[BooMonsterOfficial]

I've just noticed how you always look at your right during these videos. Now I can't concentrate! :L

[TheElizaOfficial]

WATCH TEENAGE VAMPIRES ON 4OD AND DO A VIDEO ON THAT! LOL

[LlanilarLAD]

you looked like a moody twat on dirty digest...

[phaabpheebz197]

hahaha i saw you on Dirty Digest you were soo funny!!! "How many people have you stabbed this week?" :L ♥

[kathrynalicejane]

@xChloe5 Uhhh, that's why we watch Jaack ;)

[AwesomeCat94]

Your impression of Frankie was AMAZING!

[XxmissejaynexX]

she does it to show her tattoo dickhead...love ur youtube shit btw

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@XxmissejaynexX Yeah but even that is shit, so you can see where he's coming from.

[TheEskimoLee]

You clearly watch Xfactor, and know alot about it. I think you like it, i know fuck all and dont watch it.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@TheEskimoLee No he just likes to hate it.

[sullizak]

I saw you on the thing! :)

[BENJIWOODY09]

Legend!

[APotatoAndItsCat]

The YouTube advert right now at the side of the page is 'Which X factor Judge are you?' Made my day:')

Look at Louis's eyes.

[PaperMonocles]

That was a decent Frankie Cockozza impression ;)

[bobalishus123]

the fuck is everyone getting pissy? he called someone fat. woop dee fucking doo.

[NonNauiNorae]

she's not even fat -facepalm-

[VinnyTheSleeves]

Love it when people get offended by Jack, no one can take a joke nowadays

[SwankyEmero28]

i love yours vids and if u dnt like u fuck off u lil pricks lol keep it up Jack ;)

[BBoySoggy]

That frankie cocozza qoute is one of the best ive heard :L! hahah

[MrsAckles09]

I do like your videos and that.. but it's people like you who've made Jess cry on the X Factor. Sly.

[zerstorenser]

Jack, you were a bit of a dick this episode, mate.

You aren't famous, at all.

The girl in little mix isnt even that fat.

[YangSing1]

@zerstorenser oh stfu it was just a joke.

[zerstorenser]

@YangSing1 Wasn't funny

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser It's your opinion if you think it wasn't funny.

And 484 people thought it was.

So yeah, like YangSing said, stfu.

[YangSing1]

@zerstorenser don't get all pissy. Just stfu and get a sense of humour.

[zerstorenser]

@YangSing1 There is a comment on your channel from a year ago saying you're 14, now stfu kid.

[YangSing1]

@zerstorenser does it really matter, your just using my age as an excuse u fucking idiot, just watch the video and dont comment on stuff that you dont agree with.

[zerstorenser]

@YangSing1 Kid, learn to spell and use grammar correctly.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Haha, even this 14 year old managed to beat you in an argument. Let him write how he wants, for fuck's sake. It's understandable, even more so than the bullshit you spew. Now please, shut up.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat Oh, look, another kid.

You're acting like it's some kind of fucking competition that he 'beat me at'.

Even if it was, how the fuck did he?

Go on...

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Firstly, I am not a kid and when I said 'beat', I meant that you had to pick at his grammar because you had nothing else to say for yourself; that's also how he 'beat' you. What else was I meant to say other than 'beat', anyway? Jesus fucking Christ.

The fact that you think that because he is younger than you, that means his opinion isn't valid is called being ageist. Just another thing you had to use because you couldn't say anything else.

Go on, do us a favour. Fuck off.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat You are a kid.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser I'm pretty sure I'm not.

As if you'd know more about me than I do. For once in your life, try to get it into your head that you aren't always right. :) Although, unfortunately enough for everyone, you're going to find that hard to do.

Ad don't think you're getting to me; you're not. This is too fun to stop :) It shows what a pathetic excuse for a human being you are.

Even though he's 14 - which doesn't even matter - YangSing actually speaks sense when he says stfu.

Dear God.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser And before you bring out the Grammar Police, I meant 'And'. I honestly don't care, I missed a letter. So what? Go on, make fun of it if you have to, if that is seriously how you entertain yourself...

Freak.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat You psychotic mate?

If I cared I would have commented on it, but I didn't.

Yet, you did.

Freak.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser After I had written 'I same' when I meant 'I say' and you had to call me a retard, for some reason, I thought you gave a shit about that sort of bollocks. And who's to say that you wouldn't have commented on it if I hadn't? And, to be honest, you probably would've.

So now, please tell me how I am a freak because I corrected my own mistake, which is what you do all the fucking time to everyone?

And I've seen your channel. Surprise! Not many people like you. Why would that be? :)

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat 'Not many people like you', so now one comment reflects the views of most people?

He got in a fit because I said there are a lot of Gypsies in Romania and he couldn't take it, funny thing is, there ARE a lot of gypsies in Romania.

And I've seen your channel. Suprise! Your channel background is pink and you're subbed to Shane Dawson. Why would that be? You're gay!

By resorting to going on to my channel and using things completely unrelated to this convo you've shown me. Part 1

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat Purple*

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Erm. What?

Bit weird.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat Read my other 2 posts.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser (Can't see part 2 for some reason. Shame.)

Gay? Bit childish, really, isn't it? Homophobic, too, because you think being gay is a bad thing. And you thought I was a kid... Also, have you ever thought that maybe I'm, err, I don't know, a girl? Oh my God.

You managed to piss off 3 people in 2 days, which does say something.

P.S. was quite funny that he got in a shit fit over gypsies. He can't spell either :L

Just, please, shut up...Why are we arguing, again, anyway? Can't remember.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat Does your name begin with a 'T'? You type exactly like some girl I used to know, she was a bitch. I can remember, you insisted I stfu and that I got beaten by that dumbass kid or some shit like that, to which I questioned you on how, not insulting, you then replied all bitch and swearing blindly, etc.

So if you read back and think about it, you are telling me to stop what you started.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser No. And now I remember. I said 'You can't same he isn't famous, 'at all'.. Anyway, he was joking because he had been on the telly and this gave him more subscribers. Just calm down, don't get in a shit fit.' Not in a mean way. And you called me a retard because I said 'I same' Instead of 'I say'.

So if you read back and think about it, I am telling you to stop what you started.

Can't call me a bitch, you only know what I'm liked when I'm annoyed in an argument. Think about it now

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat You deleted your comment.

Plus, who called YOU a bitch.

I said you remind me of someone I used to know who was a bitch.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Which comment? I did delete one comment but that was a while back so I'm not sure if it was to you or not. Anyway, what does it matter if I deleted a comment?

And it was a bit offensive that you said I reminded you of a bitch.

So sick of this. Sick of you. Shut up.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat You sound exactly like her... what the f... what is your name, seriously!

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Right. I doubt I am the girl you think I could be because

1. I am English.

2. Millions of people could act like this when they're in this sort of mood.

3. My name is Holly.

Now shush :L

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat I'm English, you really believe the bs on my channel?

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser I had my suspicions about it, to be honest. But I wouldn't question someone's nationality, and I can't really tell over the internet. If you spoke to me in an English accent, I wouldn't believe you were Russian. But if you had a Russian accent? Well, I'd believe you. It's harder is just letters.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat 'It's harder is just letters.',

learn to structure sentences, RETARD!

Jk.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Hahahahahahah.

You know me so well.

Freak.

I joke.

[YangSing1]

@zerstorenser correcting cunt. Just take in what i say.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

You can't same he isn't famous, 'at all'.. Anyway, he was joking because he had been on the telly and this gave him more subscribers. Just calm down, don't get in a shit fit.

[zerstorenser]

@APotatoAndItsCat I can't 'same'?

Don't you mean 'say'?

Retard.

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@zerstorenser Wow, yes, because I got one word wrong that makes me a retard? Anyone that thinks along those lines are fucking idiots. And because you've never made a mistake before, have you? You're what people call 'Hypocritical little shits', and, to be honest, picking at mistakes in someone's writing is what tends to happen when you have got nothing else to say. Changing the subject a little bit. All I said was calm down and you just couldn't resist being a arrogant fuck.

Cheers, you cock :)

[PaintMySmile1]

no one in little mix is fat...

[XhorsesXruleX]

this guy is an absolute arse hole. if you hate the x factor so much why do a video about it! and how do you know so much then if you think its shit!?

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@XhorsesXruleX Well, you don't like jackmate and you still watch his video. He doesn't like x factor and he still watches it. Get over it.

[ChocolateLuvar]

@XhorsesXruleX because thats what he does!

[leighlondon]

what a prick

[XhorsesXruleX]

i love little mix. none of them are fat. prick.

[JustGeorgie09]

Funny how, for someone who hates The X Factor, you seem to know everything about it...

[checkyououtable]

I requested this video on your facebook. FUCK YEAH!

[checkyououtable]

@xChloe5 that is why we watch Jack. Fucking knob!

[JustGeorgie09]

I like Little Mix.

[yonicohen7]

Uh jack, did you steal the Dirty Digest script when you were there?