Dane Cook's "Um... Hello?"

[MrHalowars123]

the only reason why if your chinese is aiiiieeeeeghhhhhhhhhh boom is because they have Toyota and Honda on their side. Thumb Ups or Thumb aieghhhhhh

[Navas101]

I cant believe this go so many views man... this was some good time we need to do it again if we both get time... add me again muffun4747 is my GT

[mave99999]

@Navas101 Yeah man, I'm not on much anymore but if I ever get time I'd be stoked to make another movie.

[Navas101]

@mave99999 I still cant believe we got 287,000 views... we were just fucking around. this is nuts!

[mave99999]

@Navas101 I was thinking the same thing when I saw your comment this morning. xD

[Navas101]

@mave99999 No doubt man no freakin doubt xD

[Navas101]

Mave its muffin man... you need to put credits in this

[mave99999]

@Navas101 I thought there were credits.

[mave99999]

@mave99999 Whoops... guess not... dude, it's been too long....

[WastedTitan]

@mave99999 @Navas101 both of you guys its r3dn3ck, now wasted titan, but yeah this video is two awesome to not have us 3 get credit

[MitchyMussosWifey]

can you remember all my shit?!?!?

[mjjj1000production]

LOLOLOLOL "check this motherfucka"

[ferari433]

this is a fucking rip!!!!!!!!!!

[cabooseslayer32]

lol then we check the damage out with each other

[orindark]

@cabooseslayer32 my bad nm

[Devtheman5]

im black....

[NumberOneTechShop]

@Devtheman5 ur point

[9bananagirl]

@Devtheman5 okk? then dont watch..i think its Hilariousss! (not being racist(; but it is funnyy)

[RAINzZx]

@Devtheman5 Then you say look at this motherfucker

[yoisawesome]

@RAINzZx its check out this mothafucka

[suger339]

WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT?!

[orindark]

@suger339 wrong vid and u 2 cabppseslayer32

[MrDrFrogy]

41 people accedently missed the Like button

[9bananagirl]

@MrDrFrogy yesssss! they are terribly confusedd!

[rzslayer1]

Which Halo is this?

[mave99999]

@rzslayer1 Halo 2

[rzslayer1]

@mave99999 Thanks!

[armykiller96]

@mave99999 halo 2 is better to do vids in then halo 3 or reach

[Wolfking112]

aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeee boo,m

[evanesence101]

*Chinese

[evanesence101]

White-"Um...Hello?"

Black-"Check out this muthafucka."

Asin-"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

[blpangle]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm  heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllo­oooooooooooooooo

[SnapeADoodle28]

Um.... HELLLLOOO!

[AliceDeaneTheWitch1]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black: Check out this motha fucka! CHECK OUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA!

White: Um...Hello? Um hi?...hello?

Chinese: WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *crash*

[penguinsrule68]

LOL check dis out mothaaaa fuckaaaa

[Wolfking112]

Check out dis mutha fucka................... CHECH OUT THIS MOUTHA FUKA

[animallova97]

LMFAOOOO!

[MrNate509]

this shit is fuckin funny^-^

[lildeath060]

do u have a pen i dont have a pen

can u remember all my SHIT!?!?

[brodie45326]

OMFG LAMO!!!!!!

[RossMarlow]

If you're chinese it's WAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!!!!!!!!*crash­*

[J01789]

Will you please come look at my damage with me sir? If we look together maybe some magic will happen. lmao

Can you remember all my shit?

[halo69bam69]

check out this motha fucka...check out this mothaaa fuckaaa

[micahlovesroblox]

check out this motha fucka...check out this mothaaa fuckaaa

[ccsrey14]

are you the mave from world of warcraft, that has a level 80 hunter and 70 pally from shu halo.

[howlettman]

can you remember all my shit?

[iamjosef12345]

i laughed so hard at the black guy and red light lol xD

[AlexKriger]

check out this mother fucker hahahaha rolf hahahahhahaha

[mynameisbryan805]

if ur chinese its aghhhhhh

[gaaraxhinata6666]

264668

[N3LLY101]

im not black but but i always say "look at this mother fucker"...i dont know y but i just do...LOL

[freegoldfree]

am chiness and boom there goes my fucking care!!!!!!!!!!! i like being races to black peopel woooot u rock dane cook

[00oSummerloveo00]

lol, good job with this :)

[roboticsdude17]

"Yeah if your black its a little different if your black its: Ceck out this mutha fugga...check out this mutha fugga...and if your chinese its: **SCREEEEEEECH**CRASH**"

[ehkedmc]

I am chinese and i am laughing about my contry

[xaechickx]

LOL!

[fivesix78six]

wow thats cool how you did that

[lukekey4]

if your chinese it's aieghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boom lol

[UGSxSKiiLZ]

it just comes out of know where umm .hello umm .hi .hello .unless your black you would say " check out this mother-fucker. check out this mother-fucker".this even feeels damge

[letzgosk8cy]

thats got to suck haha ha ha..........!!!!!?????

[burnzy682]

dane cook is the best comedian ever!!!

[mzlilone08]

"um.. hello" that's hilarious

[Bufaloevan]

Why would you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80! WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT!

FUCKING HILLARIOUS DANE COOK ROCKS

[snowmon6]

"If you're chinese it's like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Thats racist. But its funny how he screamed!

[torco6]

AIEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BOOM!

[PierreManDude]

He cut out the best part! D:

[Siro332]

this is so funny

[hockeyman134]

great vid. by the way, how did you film this without the HUD displays??

[SomStupidStarWarsFan]

hahahahhahahha

[koopinator20]

how did the cars blow up on 1:07

[klolp11]

Cheach out this motherfucker ........cheack out THIS MOTHERFUKER dotn coem in my DAM LAIN Y YOU STOP AT A DAM RED LIGht????

[sk8terboi000999]

wow

i watched, it u dont have to put it in the comments...

and if i was deaf...i wouldnt be able to read it either cuz ur dumbass cant spell for SHIT !

[IMODGames]

lol, check out this muther fucker...chinese: AHHHHH BOOM!

[TRAMPY3]

lmao, lol, rofl!! nice vid :) dane cook rules

[kylie1913]

i love this skit

[dsallen116]

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonsandersgame]

funny

[ronaldli5]

omg,ppl,dont be racists.i am a chinese too.fuck all who are being racists.

[XxJoeyCheeksxX]

check oput this motherfucker CHECK OUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!! lmao i love it

[ShininP1mp]

Hey that was freakin hilarious and i just joined youtube so if anyone knows how 2 get a pic 4 ur profile thing plz snd me a msg how 2 do it. thx

[KittyKiki524]

lol

um hello

unless your black its

cheek out this mother****

chines it

RRRRRRRRRRR BOOM!

LOL XD

[casnova17]

nice dane if your chines ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats hilarous

[dragonforceisasem]

omfg i laughed untill the information came up i laughed when he was like "if ur chinese u go ahhh!!! and everything explodes that was fucking hilarious XD

[baconmazing]

Chinese ftw

[NightTheLoner]

"Check out this mother fucker."

L.M.F.A.O

[ShanghiKnight13]

this is fucking hilarious

[MetalGearRexPilot]

loved the chinese part

[liambanning]

not funny.....

[imperfection91]

"cheak out this mother fucker!?"

[Evilraven3]

"check out this motha fucka, check-out-this motha fucka":-)

[wickedistheshiz]

Why would you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!?!?

[safiregirl11]

This is halarious

[AnbuNaruto52]

if youre black "Look at this mutha fucker" lol!

[bartguys]

check out this mutha fucka :)

[MetalGearRexPilot]

congratulations. You've just unintentionally supported racism.

[Farutofreak]

i think a lot of ppl really go overboard with the entire 'omgsh' ur being racist thing. cuz like, i bet half the blacks and the chinese ppl have learned to like you kno DEAL

[Farutofreak]

sorry for the double post-first one came out wrong. wat i was trying to say was basically, us chinese and blacks and indians laugh just as hard as other ppl do when there's a joke agains their own race, because most of them are like based on truth. its fun to go "omgsh. i TOTALLY do that" then laugh crazily. have u heard the song 'everyones a little bit racist?'- if we all could just admit that we r racist a lil bit, maybe it will help us get along."

[NightTheLoner]

Yeah. People go wayy overboard. I mean... 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' being racist?

[Farutofreak]

totally. glad im not the only one who thinks so ^_^

[ithinkihavesars1]

thats is the most truthful thing ever. i always make fun of my language and everything =D look at my name its already a joke XD

[mojoflowboy]

how is this supporting racism i dont c anyone who cares besides u douche bag

[wickedistheshiz]

Don't be so goddamn sensitive.

[mickey204294]

now if your if your german its WORLD DOMANATION!!

[supertoontowndude233]

Um.. hello? Hi? but if your black its check out the mother F***er

[gomaid12290]

awsomely hilariuos!!!!!!!

[halorulzmaster]

i can watch this again and again and its still fucking haerious 5 star

[Iggy599]

if your chines its ARHHA BOOM!!!

[kingcycil]

HAHAHA this is great. How do u make so you dont have any guns??

[halorulzmaster]

nice fucking skit man 5 star from me

[idjoemama]

god damn, that head bobbing sux

[gomaid12290]

shut up it hilarius

[cowboyzsuk81]

check out this motha fucka...CHECK OUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[riku0wnz8678]

lol i gave 1001 rating that is funny

[ulif321]

i gave the 1,000 rate!!! and 5/5

[HoBoMoBob]

I have this on my ipod so i decided to search for it on youtube and it was so much funnier with a vid with it lol

[CuSbWarLord]

LOL ROFL LMFAO Check out this mothafocka xD

[SuDDeNdEaTh19]

if your black its look at that mother fucker!

[ASSASSINBLOOD1]

hey wat about us mexs

[thewarrior8000]

you cut off my favorite part, MFC

[HoBoMoBob]

monkey fuckin a coconut lol

[mixtertrix]

if your chinese its AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *BOOM* *BOOM* ...DEAD... HAHAHAHA ROFLCOPTER!!! XD

[grimreapa03333]

hahahaha funny

[explosmateer]

check out this madafaka?

I mean CHEACK OUT THIS MADAFAK!

LOL

[Magicianxox]

if ur chinese is AHHHHHHHH ROFL!

[ptrizzle95]

i hve a chinese aunt rofl...plz dont ask how....but now i can see why she doesnt get her license lol

[dynexpwner]

Do you have a pen?

I dont have a pen..

Can you remember all my shit?

[SRT10RAMLVR]

gaylo

[KingSqueegee23]

fuck u stop hatin u motha fucka

[SRT10RAMLVR]

get a life little kid. and a JOB. and stop cursing, its bad for you...

[kablamo22]

lol ur going around youtube and making fun of a game and u tell som1 else to get a life.

how ironic

[KingSqueegee23]

Shut Bitch

[ZYBlade]

its "Check out this mother fucker"

[penguinlover500]

SO FUNNY!!

[ShadowNatraps]

Can you remember all my shit?

XD

[jpasinc]

y did you stop at a red lite and let me hit you doing eighty. that is funnny

[NiTe4LiTe]

best vid besides my warcraft 'backdoorinkser' vid. really LOL dudes after u watch this type in leon's deaths LOL and check out my vid backdoorinkser

[daytime2727]

lol,"check out this motha fuka!"

[zlindsey66]

i love this i have it on my ipod

[robertekew]

if your chinese... whaaaa....

if your black - check out this mutha-fucka

[Robomaster9]

if yer black, its a little different, if yer black its like "check out this mothafucka"

[V742]

LOL!!

[crazyfirekid]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAH

[chemeicalsreacted]

hes not rassits its a joke u have to learn to laugh at ur self

[van8374]

exactly!everyone has to learn to laugh at themselves and stop taking everything so seriously.we need more people like dane cook

[pokechamp486]

omfg 1:28 lol! rolf! if ur chinese its "rrrrrr *crash* *boom*"

[LilJason29]

lol 1:09 if ur chinesse"oooooweiii!!"boom"lam­o

[gurtznak]

The best: Its different if you are black if you are black its like -- Check this out mothafukka XP

[Polak9843]

u forgot: i rite my info very nice u know highlight it put it in an envolope the wen u get their info it looke they had a fuckin seizure wile riting. and under name u drew a monkey fuckin a coconut iz that ur name monkeyfuckinacoconut mfc is that it mfc

[dbzhax2]

cool!! {|=P)

[Veronigon33]

Lmfao

[Jamesnotfamus]

lol i saw a car crash today... IT WAS MY ART TEACHERs CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nomadlegions]

Oh yeah! -cool kool-aid.

[Miamifanjoe]

"i see i asses the situation"

Dane cook is funny shit

[ItsNowOver]

i see i asess the "situatioonnn"

lol

[Blackopsarcher75]

if your chiness is AHHHHH *BOOM* ROFL

[grunkagrant]

why did u stop at a red light and let me hit u doing 80!!! lol best line

[PlasmaFlashStudios]

"Can you remember all my shit?"

[halopunk020]

is your name monkeyfuckinacoconut? mfc, is that you? lol

[DHSTrev]

lol, if you're black it's kinda different it's "check out this mutha fucka"

[shipmaster00021]

dc is the best comediAN EVER THE GREATEST HE CAN MAKE U LAUGH SAYING HI LOL

[halopunk020]

if your chinese than its " ahhhhhhh!"

[Henryhalo]

no its really like :wtf man y did you fuckin stop at at a dang 80 screw u its like green light