Fortune Teller Fish | Ashens

[Beck436]

So anyway-- *review ends*

[smashfanwii]

Chef Excellence used to serve the Sealing King.

[faeryshivers]

I remember these from wayyy back when I was a kid.

[flowertrue]

Damn you Ashens! You said you loved me! How can you be so fickle and false????

[mike3667]

We give those out where I work!

[ddr4taffy]

I always get fickle.

[TweeterMan287]

OH I'VE DROPPED IT

[MrBigbomberman]

@TweeterMan287 get outta here tweeterman you have ur own reviews

[mav6771]

@MrBigbomberman dude tweeter mans idle is ashens, he watches him all the time

[abbadeen]

i got the same one on new years day. :D

But it was used so many times and it tells everyone their in love. :/

[InsanityUnlocked]

This fish taps into the unholy powers of the ice field to tap into the human subconscious.

[Theprocorey2]

@InsanityUnlocked all hail the might of the plastic poorly cut fish

[Failomate5000]

hmm our furtune telling thing in germany is melting lead and look what it looks like :|

[SonicrNut]

Got one in class

[AmeRicA1321]

i got a very cheapo toy from hong kong as stated on the back of it that was in a plastic wrapper. It said SEALING KING... lets just say the bag was more fun the the pull baack car inside it

[kubuel]

what happends if you use it after fapping ?

[aj863]

@kubuel It sticks to your hand.

[TheAmazingMaxsteele2]

"Maybe my right hand holds different secrets."

I bet it does, you sick, sick man.

[JusticeMan132]

As cheap as it may be, it does sound pretty innovative.

[Darkfoxdragon101]

crys MY FISHY IS DEAD

[mentaltfladdrig]

What is the name of that sofa?

[cartmanschili]

@mentaltfladdrig Sofie

[mattwilhelm60]

@mentaltfladdrig george

[Grantofglyn]

If you put one on Katie Price's boobs it'd probably turn over

[GEARHEADGUY92]

lol you are fickle

[supertester500]

***It's not how hot you're hand is. It depends on the moisture***

[Sneagator]

Sealing King is a very bad pseudonym for Suí Ling Qing.

[Webkinzboy0]

i found this in a toy factory here in the US in a basket for free all it would do for me is curl together... :(

[Tr0p1ca10as1s]

wow, american christmas's are boring without these

[shadowblast4]

but what of sealing emperor

[Ammit5]

Mine floated slowly to the ceiling while chanting in Latin. But the paper doesn't tell me what that means!

[LCellVids]

WHERE DID MY 3:07 GO?! I guess 7,8,9 and took it's spot... :D Get it? 7,8,9? Like 7 ate 9...? Yeah you get it...

[derFischmoerder]

Next: Sealing Cat?

[LittleJohnEnterprise]

fake fish ?

[imonly9yo]

I smile so much during your videos.

[otacon152]

This is quite weird I found one of these yesterday it is the exact same one you have in the video. Apparently it came from a cracker this year too and it also curled up in the exact same way as yours even though we tried it with 4 different people.

[Meloncarty]

I remember my entire class got that in middle school

[JerkedChickenfan]

Sealing King is watching you masturbate

[JESSEARCANE90]

@JerkedChickenfan .......O_o.....fap fap fap

[CyberNetTV]

fick·le/ˈfikəl/

Adjective:

Changing frequently, esp. as regards one's loyalties, interests, or affection.

Synonyms:

inconstant - changeable - unsteady - variable - mutable .........apparently

[someparodys234]

Fickle actually means something. I checked it on google. Very weird.

[bluegreen01231]

That's so cool!

[silver0moon0beam]

Dearest Mr. Ashens, I do believe you are mistaken. These darling little fishies actually interact with the moisture on your palms. But aren't they cute, my fickle friend?

[Welshsico]

I had one of these im my cracker....it kept saying I was a dead one :s :/

[kevin989able]

Wow, I've got one that identical! Its also from a christmas craker. I will keep it forever until you throw yours away.

[PedroJuanLeonJr]

Best Christmas cracker? Take a bottle of wiskey put in a bag. Go to the bar. Get sauced. Go home open bag. Punch wife.

[SetsuneW]

"The Sealing King hungers! Fetch the Royal Chef Excellence!"

[JulianManatee]

lol i've thought about the SEALING KING thing before.

[Fertro]

I masturbated before I tried one, and it said I was horny. HOW DID IT KNOW!?

[kinmanyuen]

sealing king is a daughter company of chef excelence ;-p

[Lookatthatshirt]

my right hand better not be revealing its secrets!

[LetsThrowAnOrange]

i got that exact onehahah

[klawzilla]

OMG I HAD THIS ON NEW YEAR!

[jungleboyuk]

does this mean that Dr. Ashen a false?

[johncena61938]

lol i got this with a Wilkinson Xmas crackers for bout £3

[DJzSith]

Maybe my right hand tell different secrets!

[ChibiWaira]

How does it feel to get burned by a plastic fish?

[smof1]

what about Sealing Cat?

[fgv112]

haha thick lol

[teddyrubskin]

you are so fickle, man! ...and false!

[Rekaithewolf]

wow that fish is an asshole.



[okeefe415]

Chef Excellence and Sealing King must now fight for the throne of the couch.

[8musicalice8]

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS CROSSING HAPPYMEDOW

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS AT THE END OF A RAINOW

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS GIVING OUT HUGS

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS I LOVE YOU

NOW PRAY TO THE PINK FLOOFY UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!

[Slash0mega]

@8musicalice8 wtf

[8musicalice8]

@Slash0mega PINK FLOOFEH UNICORNS ! :'(

[NightAire]

Very clever! Never saw one of those before... thanks for the share!

[AFnord]

The thumbnail for this video makes it look as if the sofa is bleeding.

[northcutted]

ALL HAIL THE SEALING KING!!!!!!!!!!!

[pineapple2048]

Holy shit, I thought you were kidding when you said "mood-predicting fish" in last year's cracker video.

[awesomeJoz]

What sorcery is this?!

[MasterLeafVideos]

According to this I am dead :(

[TheChubbehChild]

You can get them from Hawkins Baazar...

[DoctorWhoIV]

I got one in my cracker this year. It curled up and then had a fit. It kept on moving all over my hand and then fell on the floor. It didn't tell me what having an epileptic fish meant. Never mind.

[Korahn2]

I had one but it turned into a moose in my hand. I guess that means I'm Canadian?

[pepper2332]

@Korahn2 Naw, it'd have to be a beaver, or at least a mosquito

[Korahn2]

@pepper2332 ahh, the mosquito. The Official bird of New Brunswick.

[LordVarkson]

I swear Ashen has done this before, I even predicted what the fish would do. Am I some sort of wizard?

[Jucketsx]

I got one and it melted on my hand. Is it bad?

[VectormanOverkill]

@Jucketsx Mine exploded

[yofune99]

@Jucketsx where your hands bleeding lava?

[GenaTrius]

@Jucketsx Yes. You are now poisoned. Seek medical attention.

[TheOverlordPlayer]

@Jucketsx it means you are the hottest person out there, you magnificent bastard

[AaronM9552]

@Jucketsx It means that poundland will steal your soul and turn it into bags. Have a nice day, mwahahahahahahhaha.

[jcrowley1985]

@AaronM9552 "An Excellent Soul!" -Chef Excellence

[ThinksAmoral]

Check the labels on the brown chair, it might say 'SOFA KING'.

[sonoskay]

I was going to say of corse your fickle you only spend money on poundland tat then i remembered that is frugal not fickle. i always get those two confused

[TheSolcity]

I thought those fish reacted to water, not heat.

[drsirsigma]

I'm going to open a repair company for roofs and call it "CEILING KING".

[Watrmellom]

potato to you ashens :P

[mgproductions2007]

i had this for Christmas!! mine did everything!

[BlazeHedgehog]

Incidentally, was in a supermarket here in America last night and they had a big display of cheapo fireworks and among them were some crackers. I was sort of surprised.

[IamCoalfoot]

305 views

632 likes, 1 dislikes

[StinkDude1]

@IamCoalfoot why yes, youtube's view system is glitchy

thank you for reminding me, if not for your comment and the millions just like it in the past few years i would never have known

[VigorAzul]

Oops, typo. I think what they meant to write was "CEILING KING".

[AgentH53]

I bet you can make one, out off the bag it comes in.

[AlanComek]

"Maybe my right hand tells different secrets."

Hee hee hee

[nooloo3000]

its a couch

[blazednlovinit]

i know this is really immature but..... keep pressing "1" on the video. Does anyone else hear "Puggle Fish?" XD

[aidenscool09]

@blazednlovinit Fishpudellia in a Russian/German accent :P

[blazednlovinit]

@aidenscool09 i think you are pressing it half as many times per unit of time to me, i tried your way and it sounds french to me oO

[aidenscool09]

@blazednlovinit Eh, maybe I am, but I found it more funny that way ;P

[splik]

I got one in a cracker this year too... it was bent... it didn't work. BAH!

[corsair47]

@splik They don't work even when they aren't bent.

[aidenscool09]

i.imgur(dot)com/kfIUR.png

I just had to do it.

[mightyclevatom]

I was just hoping that on his right hand it was gonna say passionate :P

[azyeennekun]

I really, really want one of these again

[nexviper]

My mum got one of these this year.

It's her favourite one too.

[12zelly]

i got one at scandia

[Floydthefuckbag]

This is sorcery. You should be executed.

[supsification]

@Floydthefuckbag lmao

[JGMURPY1]

@Floydthefuckbag Fag

[SleepNeed]

@Floydthefuckbag But first we need to make sure he weighs as much as a duck for then he's made of wood and therefore?

[Floydthefuckbag]

@SleepNeed HE FLOATS!

[gtvnetwork]

I got one of these for Christmas last year, it didn't work

[OxBigly2010]

the same effect can be done with those melt in your mouth breath strips.

[clownyboyXD]

@OxBigly2010 so can you eat the plastic fish? =)

[kyledmillsap]

I seriously have 100 of these things, I could of sent Ashens 100 of these. Ashens, if you somehow actually see this comment and would like some more fish, (pssst, mine are better quality then you), I will send you some.

[ExtraLargeChicken]

@kyledmillsap How there you call your hundreds of plastic fishes better quality than Ashens! Die you non-believer! And btw happy new year :)

[kyledmillsap]

@ExtraLargeChicken Because I got mine on eBay! It was a 100 pack for like $3.00. I am not even joking.

[ExtraLargeChicken]

@kyledmillsap So 100 plastic fishes is better than a hilarious YouTuber ?

[manintheryanmask]

yeah but it's got nothing on sealing emperor

[lShishkaBerryl]

i thought you already had a video on these... my memory must be false and fickle

[QullVideo]

Yeh, this things freaky, it moves around like it's alive!!!! When I tried out mine, I dropped it straight away because it was like rolling and rolling >.<

[thomasknowles0]

My whole family were fickle with that fish, it has no other opinion of any warm blooded creature. God bless crappy Christmas Crackers.

[Mackroxy91]

Haha. Awesome :)

[Llamarama100]

I got 3 of these in 1 cracker this christma, it was like all my christmases came at once! :D

[TheAltF4ToWin]

Sealing King = Seaking? :O

[Code601]

SO ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!

[SamThomas95]

@mik32120 but we try our best not to be... were getting better?... right?

[SamThomas95]

I was 'in love' 'false' and 'passionate'... I then decide, as it was wrong, the most sensible thing to do, would be to change my personality accordingly... I ruined Christmas :(

[kuriboh400]

OMG i got one in my Christmas cracker. Mine said i was in love. Stupied fish i have no heart

[GreenNastyRabbit]

@SensationPhenomenon for the "safe toxicity" and "flamable security" :D

[VintageTopHat]

So you're fickle AND false? STOP PRETENDING TO BE A KARDASHIAN!

[jca111]

I got one of these in my cracker for the first time in ages.  And then lost it in the xmas mess. ;-(

[tom2812]

I got one of these too but they rolled it up in order to cram it into the cracker so all it does is "curls up entirely" and "motionless". Even if I did believe in all this fortune telling nonsense I'd still think the fish was utter crap.

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

better name for y'all; Sofa King. They make great sofa's

[eggertstwart]

@theguyinthefunnyhat Apostrophes are for designating that a word is possessive, not that it is plural.

[shrew246]

@eggertstwart shut up 

[HasekuraIsuna]

@theguyinthefunnyhat They are "Sofa King good". ; D

[DarkMario2]

Ashens, Ashens, False and Fickle;

Would betray a man for a nickle.

[TehEzkimo]

@DarkMario2 A nickel would be pointless to him, he's English -.-

[DarkMario2]

@TehEzkimo fick·le /ˈfikəl/

Adjective:

Changing frequently, esp. as regards one's loyalties, interests, or affection.

[TehEzkimo]

@DarkMario2 Err I think you replied to the wrong person :P

[DarkMario2]

@TehEzkimo Nooooooope!

xD

Hey, he could have defected to American currency!

[blaxicat2005]

NEVER doubt the fortune teller fish Ashens......It foretold me that I would watch you while you sleep every night and you would not know, AND THAT CAME TRUE-uh........XD

[Danbenford]

I got one in my cracker :D sainsburys crackers ftw

[K2ACP]

I want one of those fishes

[thepokekid01]

LOL You're fickle or not fickle! Seems you aren't the only one who is fickle in this

[mortalkombatfan1100]

Ashens you would fit as a sex hotline operator.JK

[comedyhunter]

Wow not seen one of those since the 80s.

[mik32120]

.... You brits are... strange...

[Ketorulz]

THE FISH SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

[SilentJ43]

Well, the top comments have our memes covered. Nothing left to see here.

[BygPhattyPlus]

An interesting little fish.

[ITouchCactus]

ceiling king the new ceiling cat!!!!!

[mikefreak13]

oooooh i dropped it lol

[mymanchancho]

"makes your fish go different" lol



[FOX11GUY]

Opening plastic packaging looks fun on YouTube. It turns out it's not as fun in real life.

[ThoseTechGuys]

Seattle pride, man! Home grown pike place market Chinese made piece of plastic! Got a few yesterday at the market

[mysteriosupafan]

haha i got one to said me and my gf where passionate lol

[TheShortGirl666]

Aw man! I love those things! Someone brought one to class one day and we just gathered 'round to hold a plastic fish on our palms.

[TankT9]

I googled for "Ceiling King" and found a 16 Foot Ceiling King! Oo

[ricuw11]

FUCK YEAH SEALING KING

[911mandundundunnnn]

you have no idea how much i wanted it to come up in love with your right hand

[ArtenMorningstarr]

Oh man I remember those! I also remember my sister bought one from a giftshop once... I think it cost her a Pound...

[metakight4]

Also I want one of these

[metakight4]

Rofl lmao when he dropped it xD

[BlueBurryPimp]

My penis is ticklish.

[kazooga1234]

lofl this is a super ha bisky upload that fish is badass

[KyIernuva135Clone]

Here in the US they're called Fortune Teller Miracle Fish

[KyIernuva135Clone]

I have had lots of those (though bot from crackers) and they invariably been bent in the package

[puppyrootbeer]

And By the way, its Moisture.

[puppyrootbeer]

We had to learn how these work.... One person said magic... Yes, I live in America...

[TheDabeavis]

Sealing King VS Sky Horse