Men's Bathroom Monologue

[greattoyreviewer]

12 people live in public restrooms

[legowolfmindstorms]

didn't i watch this like... 5 years ago?

[PURPLEFLYINGGORILLA]

stallcelltalkers are the worst

[the782justin]

Saw this so long ago

[chikaBbeasten]

Was dis supposed to b funny or entertaning or...wat?

[guhmoose]

I remember watching this like... 4 years ago.

[wynnetoma]

Alot of things said in this video is also true for women too like the stallselltalkers, the sinks, the toilet paper, the toiled flush, the stall crack.

[dontlayeggs]

I met a conversationalist few days ago and he was very drunk and made a compliment about me smelling good. Is it possible that he was gay??? Conversatsionalists probably are...

[Sikeman214]

in the bathroom i say to people right next to me, "Big tacos at lunch today, huh? Wonder what reminded me of that." and people in front of me, i give them messages so it "relaxes their kindey making them pee faster" lol!

[CM99501]

OMG the button sinks are SOOO ANOYING

theres not 1 sink at my school thats not like that

[peaceluvandcheer4]

@CM99501 i kno u can never actually wash ur hands with them u have to hold it with one and wash the other

[isuckMJ2]

eewww u bpys sit on the toilet

[pissant911]

@isuckMJ2 ???

[TheToadSaidGo]

@isuckMJ2 no we stand on the back of the toilet and shoot for the stars

[DUD3sweet777]

i.imgur. com / ELM2r.jpg Genius

[LovetheRainbow]

So true. Anything automatic from toilets, stinks and dryers in the public bathroom can got fucking to hell!!!

[CoconuttyKitty]

haha funny!

[huntdemon21]

I like the turbo killer hand dryers

[thepastaman1]

10 people aren't retarded

[tennisrox4444]

@thepastaman1 a lot more than ten people dude XD

[thepastaman1]

@tennisrox4444 i was saying that out of the people that rated this only the people that disiked weren't retarded

[colliermattful]

i never cut myself with the toilet paper thingy. lol

[RLJames29]

I can't stand the crowders. lol

[RLJames29]

I can't stand the crowders

[BlueBurry16]

4:50 Our school has them and they SUCK!!!

[kristinatina18]

@BlueBurry16 phhh... we got men with a straw..

[VideoGamesAreMyDrug]

Jonah Hill 1:50????

This video has been posted on other websites years before YouTube. Sounds just like him.

[snager80]

today, i saw a girl peeing standing up, like, hovering over the toilet. why did i see this? because her friend felt the need to stand in the door way of the stall to continue conversation with her. dude. this isn't you HOUSE.

[mprutherford]

i saw this like 5 years ago and now im watching it again

[mileyfanUK10]

i hate the auto toilets for girls, dont laugh but i cry everytime im in spittin distance of them

[Shadecaster06]

Everything in this video is true!

[Matticitt]

That's so fuckin' true

[jazzdancer62]

I think this is stupid. If your having trouble pushing the giant button push it a bunch of times and then put your hands under.DUH!!!

[Alexjr1543]

The thing about the sinks... I can understand why they have automatic sinks, because so many people who have just taken a dump need to wash their hands and with normal sinks, the handles would be encrusted with various microorganisms, but the sinks with the buttons are definitely bullshit and should not exist.

[mahatmashandi]

i was passing through holland and went to the toilet in the airport and a jet of water violated me

[MrTazmaniankid96]

hav ya ever high dived?

[wiccitwayz]

At least guys have urinals. Women's restrooms have ALL these problems (except the urinal problems of course) ALWAYS. And somehow, there is always ALWAYS a line for women's restrooms.

[nikkissippi121]

@wiccitwayz I KNOW! I was going to say the same exact thing! There are always lines. ALWAYS! Oddly, though, when the hand dryers do work, they're so hot that you feel like your skin is burning! I try to avoid public restrooms whenever possible.

[7LemonFire11]

I cant stand doing #2 in public restrooms, so i have masterd the art of holding it in for hours untill I get home where its more privet & clean.

[cheetahkatie101]

Nice!

[ChickenNugget3467]

omg i hate public bathrooms especially them push sinks...and in my school not alot of people flush which is very discusting so i don't use them anymore lolz haha

[cheetahkatie101]

I never use the bathrooms at school!

[captinnunions]

@cheetahkatie101 faggot

[KatamariHxC2009]

sooo true roflz xD haha

[sushi1008]

OMG!! i hate when thoes "push" sinks are in the bathroom's since chicks usually go in a pack me and my sister and mom went and we had to hold the buttons for each other -.-

[cheetahkatie101]

Nice....-.-*

[Shoxy11]

I've been looking for this cartoon for ages, I saw it a while ago on Flash Player and just got around to finding it, thanks so much for uploading!

[HridayGuitarHazarika]

EPIC.

[soxs36]

so true

[StormiWeather13]

hahahahahahahahaha(:

[SticklaForATickla]

Way to just record this off your computer!

[Zombissux]

I hate the waitbehinders that creeps me out. So do conversationalists, and stall talkers. The bowl urnals are the worst so are the sinks.

[Hatchwork]

About the Urinals. It's awkward if there's only 3 or 4 urinals and there's 2 guys who have taken the one on the ends.. then the awkwardness happens and you don't know where to go.

[Hatchwork]

I'm a guy and I can relate to that!

[lenerbean88]

This was very funny and oh so clever :)

I really enjoyed it.

[LadyDeath092]

i agree on this video but since i'm a female the women's bathroom also sucks its fucking sick and frustrating but i find the video to learn about how it sucks for men to go to the men public bathroom and how it sucks for me to go to the women public bathroom!

[SelenaBuds]

Totally funny

[samilwanabi]

funny but too long

[bjj234]

LOL this is funny and true

[blueeyedadela]

i've used one of those new hand dryers that kill my skin was floppin' every where

[Noraschool9]

You know this is ture because I hate using public bathrooms but sometimes you just have to go but you know what I really hate it when thoses dad's take there daughter to go in the man's room while the little girl waits for her dad to get out and its really embarrasing because the little girl says hey look he made a potty too! I know its the best they can do when mom's are not around.

[rhett777]

(+[ ]::)

[tamanthaxodd]

...

[momoluvsnaruto]

.... O-o

[skinigurl]

Interesting :D

[lostinthemusic5]

omg that is totally funny.

[CJS925]

lol so true

[Xcreaturesproject]

Hal 9000 Toilet Flusher

[speedclicker]

everyone always looks through the crack to see if anyone is in there

[southparkking123]

speedclicker u r right. y can't they knock the door or most of the time if the door is closed then someone is in it but sometimes u get the douches that somehow they can lock the door and slid out

[Zombissux]

I've seen it all at my school I had the push sinks and they do suck.

[chichichipicao]

that's like sooo true

[yoaicatgirl14]

my friend danny says this is true.

[thepasword]

nobody cares

[cawthorne8]

lol so funny

oh hi bleaney1

[bleaney1]

lol

[bluediamond077]

i hate cell talkers and crammers. almost all of the video is true

[meyer8400]

I always tell freshman at my school the one urinal buffer rule; some people just don't get it.

[captinnunions]

@meyer8400 douchebag

[CSXRP]

Thats why its better to go in the woods.

[duramax6600]

The truth sucks. So do public bathrooms.

[BNSFBJ]

Ain't it the horrible truth guys,Damn you public bathrooms!

[pacificpdp]

lol the bowl urinal happened to me yesterday it sucked!

[Drewcrewlife]

hey nice day isn`t O:

[goldensedge]

lol censored sign

[madcarlosmayne]

LMFAO!!!!

SO FUNNY AND TRUE!!!!

[PCGuru2]

get revenge on the toilets....shit all over the place

[sonicroxandGL]

Damn the red eye of doom.

[greatgooglymoogly12]

its like this guy is a mind reader! so so so true!!!! also really funny

[xxJarJarxx]

haha! right around 5:00 is my favorite part

[marveets]

this is cool as! nicely done keep it up :)

[EvilSanta526]

wow, this is funny!!

[rob864guy]

ah hahahaha!!!

[Kodocha7]

unclenice my uncle is soooooo dumb

[LadyDeath092]

thats true about public bathrooms they suck.well i'm lucky that i'm a female.i won't have to worry about that.

[prissboy91]

daddy that mans going potty too

[madmik3]

nicely done.

[ryanfelix5]

very true

[bacreeton]

DaughterDads, Daddy LOOK they make a potty 2!hahahaha!

[Mikewise94]

lol! i cant stop cracking up!!!

[chinadrunk3]

funny

[evanj21]

hahahaha, ROFLAO