Enviro Bear Gameplay and Commentary

[cityandc0lour]

Fucken rocks.

[guitarxplaya94]

how did he play all that without running into any damn honey badgers?!!

[extremegamemaster]

Damn that fish at 4:45 is going all Jackie Chan on that bee.

[bagels1471]

ur the funniest guy make more

[pyromasteralex]

sir whats the level of his Awesomeness its OVER 5 MILLION

[wisard734]

Where do you find these games?

[sXeCMPunk]

Can you play Ao oni plz

[Koryo8]

when i watch this i feel stupid

[aeroblaziken4145]

If you look closely at 4:40 you can see his first mutant gerbil encounter

[BORATPWNU]

Omg

[marioparty834]

Thumbs up for scrotum tickle accessories!

[benacostian]

best video ever

[WindowFish28]

HE ROLLED THE FLIPPING CAR!

[nigahigafan3999]

Am I supposed to construct my own chemical formula on how to hibernate? Am I supposed to walk this shit through Avagatro's number then contrast it with the Bose Eistein condesate?

Ooh I just hit a rock.

[nigahigafan3999]

*next dimension*

Where the fuck did this fish come from?

[RustBen1]

how does he not laugh at his own jokes



[yungspork]

NO! NOT THE BEES!!!

[TheNewNuclearNerd]

6.02x10^23 = the number of lives lost because of driving bears, or, its avogadro's number.

[RLmike1234]

Here's a line to use in a video:

"I am going to extrounge ALL of the seminal fluids from my body."

[eilam42]

you owe me a new pair of pants.

[CabooseBlue13]

Idk why, but every time I watch this I get a craving for pop-tarts.

[EYEBEAMDEAMON]

@CabooseBlue13 me to

[OGKUSHMX]

Mouth of a sailor, vocabulary of a scholar

[xXRenegadeXx805]

@OGKUSHMX Nice job on stealing that comment,douche 

[OGKUSHMX]

@xXRenegadeXx805 ?

[Terrorstanius]

@OGKUSHMX he means that, that comment was seen over 9001 times, at least one copy of it is in each of cr1tikal's videos

[CrazyMizfan11]

I love you and your crazy-ass videos

[BenjaminKuruga]

Filled to the bitch with scrotum-tickle accesories?

Genius.

[xxnukezxx]

scrotum tickle acesseriores

[ctraiNswagga]

EAT THE ROCK. I AM FFUCKINGGGZ DYING WITH LAUGHTER

[brendanbuttman]

its so funny theway he moves the bears arm

[AimXAssult]

I piss my pants laughing at this shit

[SupernaturalDork]

how do you find these games? omg hahaha you're too funny.

[derekde2]

LOLOLOL!!!

Eat the rock! its fucking nutritious!

Okay fuck the rock!

[derekde2]

Lmao he too has some fucked up paws.

[sonofamitch56]

Always good to have a nice stock of scrotum tickle accessories.

[DJKID777]

damn this guy is funny

[animalpudding]

This guys a fuckin anti-depressant!

[keithsaetern]

8:33 Thats what she said!

[Izzy159100]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA! I LOVE YOU! -3 YUOR SO FUNNY!

[xSniffyy]

hahhahahaahahhahahahahahahhaha­haha

[Bradyn15]

Dude, you are to fuckin funny:D

[lurkinbear95]

i just wanted to say this may have been the funniest video i have ever seen

[DanXTEN]

shiiiiit look at the bear NIPPLES

[KiMboTHEbiMbo731]

Eat the fucking car if you have to, JUST CLEAN THIS SHIT UP.

I'm glad 88 mph takes you back to the future. Can't wait to try it myself.

Marriage? Yes please.

[Cocolatte333]

I want this guy to be my coach, come on! eat the shit!

[GetOutAlive2]

I will be old enough to learn how to drive soon

please teach me how to drive, Mr. Cr1TiKal??

[oOZagna]

@ 4:45

Fish starts using Kung Fu on the bee

[Severepwner]

The mouth of a sailor, and the vocabulary of a scholar.

[TheCmajors510]

lol he did a barrel roll LOL!

[TheCmajors510]

i laughed with tears and i was laughing so i hard i farted!

[g4mer4de4th]

after 1 minute 57 seconds i was crying and almost poop however i just spewed mountain dew all over my keyboard XD THERE IS NO FUNNY FACE ON EARTH THAT CAN REPRESENT HOW FUNNY CRITIKAL IS XDXDXD

[fruitsbasketmangalov]

we're tilting shiit- hey look barrys.

[ilikefunnyvideos505]

Do you have a problem with education? Cause you forgot how to play minecraft and don't know how bears hibernate. Sir, You need to be tutored, my man.

[NinjaLuckylulu121]

"Anal Toaster" Thats an actual thing?

[toughnubs2u]

@julanderjason I thought it was an excadrill...

[aeroblaziken4145]

"OH MY GOD!! everything is going to the ass! I got fish, pinecones, bees, aliens, galactic explorers, planets, I got everything flying in my car right now"

[williamyoung191]

look at that shifter 0:40

[R34RACR]

Scrotum tickle accessories!

[LyluthLiebe]

What the hell is he doing with his other hand, fondling himself?

[dragman267]

WERE GOIN BAK TO THE FUTURE... OMG WHERE WE GOIN!

[silverhowler999]

LEAF JUSTICE FTW

[julanderjason]

i cant stop laughing *mutant gerbal* infact if u stop and look at closer its a badger. js

[XxHCLxX]

Alright fuck the rock..

[TheEpikkk]

you have the best videos too watch when high

[Xxjaguar123xX]

"EAT THE ROCK! ITS VERY NUTRITIOUS!.....never mind, fuck the rock" -_-

[WVJimbo]

I realize this is spam but has anyone ever gotten a fish stuck in their car that was BIGGER THAN THE FREAKING BEAR?!!?

I took a screenshot of it and put it on imgur:

yoXd3.png

[adkinsadkinsadkins]

operation narration

[dontlitsentowarnings]

i peed myself..too funny

[dudeuramarb1]

i could never find the cave...

[Xbox3allday]

"Oh My Gosh We are being flushed down a toulet, Oh wait never mind we just did a barrrel roll." ROFL!!!

[6Recrucify6Jesus6]

Dude omg your too funny!! I always laugh at your videos!!

[dudeguy371]

i played this game, and a fish dropped into my car that pretty much filled the screen lol

[HerpDerpbert]

Where can I purchase these 'scrotum tickle accessories'?

[Pereira04ps3]

If if was your kid... i would never ride with you if your the driver

[BrandonUrbina1994]

He just BEAR-ly missed the rock lol

[SkywardSword85]

-50 yearsa later-

"Cr1TiKaL, can you take the trash out?"

"Honey, I can't take the trash out right now, I have to walk this shit through Avogadro's Number and then contrast it to the Bose-Einstein condensate."

"Please, I know your busy, but it's almost time for sex!"

"Alright fine, I'll do it for the sake of the titty kitties."

-walks outside and sees a badger rummaging in the trash-

"Hey what's thi- HOLY SCROTUM IT'S THE MUTANT BADGER FROM 50 YEARS AGO! GET CHEIF JIGGLY TITTIES, NOW!"

[Terrorstanius]

@SkywardSword85 he will have sex at age 70-80 O.O??

[SonDylan]

thumbs up if you downloaded this game just beacuse cr1itikal played it

[TEAMINORITYSPOWNAGE]

Looks he BEARly got away from that encounter.

[KZ2killer]

He sounds so mellow. Lol

[AaronCraft1337]

Lol "Everything is going to the ass!"

[EWU619]

Plz make a part 2 this is too funny

[EWU619]

Oh man I can't breath X'D man u make my day....whenever I am sad I come to u since ur fucking funny

[lapolealga]

One of his videos without swears, "Hi, this is critical."

[lapolealga]

After the rock hit the gas petal, I was crying, FREAKING CRYING.

[MrNicktheboss2342]

I almost pissed my pants it was so goddamn funny!

[Mongisfjes]

I'm laughing too much xD You're hilarious dude!!

[XtremeGamer5000]

I should probably stop watching these videos. I might lose my voice from laughing too hard. But WHO CARES?!!!

[MegaHardcoreplayer]

i got nightmares about mutant gerbils now:(

[paosstaco]

Cheif jiggly titties looks like a demented reptilian creature

[supperdumb]

chief jiggly titties and ace pilot jones... today was a good day

[JJmouse100]

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO THE ASS!!!!

[cameronrpape]

oww... it seems that every Cr1tical video i watch my stomach hurts.. but its going to be another sacrifice to make for nipples i guess. :D

[ripc0rder]

"there you go chief jigglytitties" i loled so hard

[789kid456]

IN 50 YEARS I EXSPECT TO SEE THAT BADGER THING AGAIN!

[cheezlog72]

FUCKING EPIC LOVE U MAN!!!!!!!

[BertieSquared]

One of the times I played this, I got a fish the size of Jaws in my car, and I couldn't physically see where I was going, nor could I finish eating the fish. I ended up dying from starvation. How???

[nlicky]

I definitely know what the Avogradro numbers are but I haven't heard of a Bose-Einstein condensate. Looked it up and it is a state of matter at Absolute Zero. Critikal is quite a smart person after all.

[EmmyRocks14]

I wish you could narrate my life.

[DarkandTwistedTales]

I played this game, It's hard.

[CandyHolicXD]

aww he didnt get a mushroom

[Desaletor]

The end of the URL tells it all "_lolz"

[ChiefJigglyTitties]

Good times...Driving with Cr1TiKaL was awesome...

[Montisa2008]

@ChiefJigglyTitties This name is an epic win

[Montisa2008]

@ChiefJigglyTitties THUMBS UP CHIEFS COMMENT!

[TheAvagantamos]

@ChiefJigglyTitties I'm going to eat your nipples now.

[Importsuperstar]

@ChiefJigglyTitties dude thats amazing... I WANT MY NAME CHIEFJIGGLYTITTIES AND TO CRUISE WITH Cr1TiKaL

[klassno491]

i got out of that bush victorious hahahhahah

[godflame52]

Omg could you Are hilarious!

[mxmaster155]

this is the funniest video from him!! HAHAHAHAHAH i cant stop laughing!!!

[MrFTSgaming]

Do not watch this vid then you eating :DDD

[ASAProductionsPWN]

"That looks nothing like a bear, that looks like an uprooted rotting plum." LOLLOLLLLOLLOL

[snipedge101]

This game is way better than that other bear game, Bear Grylls or whatever its called.

[MasterOfEnk]

Hang on, I'm walking this shit through Avogadro's number and then contrasting it with the Bose-Einstein Condensate. Back in a sec.

[cosbyfan1]

how does this video not have a gazillion views? just the thumbnail picture for the video is epic enough to draw people to watch chief jiggly titties and his quest to hibernation!

[Azf12]

I'd eat at "The Delicious Fish of Honor" because it's better than the Red Lobster.

[Uptheirons6six6]

God damn those bear puns, subtle but noticeable. "Conan the BarBEARian"

[LordPunchWood]

I've never laughed so much in my life. Subscribed. :D

[ChiefJigglyTitties]

@LordPunchWood new fan?  coool

[liventgod]

Holy shit! What is that? A mutant gerbil? Quickly bear eat it eat it before it eats you!

[jacendeal]

shit everything going to the ass i've got fish pinecones bees aliens glaticexplorers planets going into my car . love that part

[Mpyroblast]

I would totally eat at Delicious Fish of Honor

[gearsofwii]

Wow, I really needed to laugh today. Thanks!!!

[ChiefJigglyTitties]

I hate bees so much, they always interrupt me :(

[zombierape32]

harder then it looks

[m1nt3a]

I imagine Cr1tiKals face looks like the bears as he plays this game.

[Swiftsaber0]

this is the best video you've made.

[MRELNORTE]

bose-einstein condensate, very intelligent, im glad you have fun while doing these videos

[CreepyTheButcher]

Enviro Bear is too intense LMFAO

[Jas0nM5]

Lol anyone else notice that starting at 4:33 the Fish kept on hitting the bee back XD

[AdamConboy]

I just BEARly missed that rock! excusing the pun.

[Blueflamingo21]

Eat the rock...its very nutritious...alright, fuck the rock

[byViciouss]

It like really wants these nipples like HARD... i can see it in his eyes!

[thelazyass100]

XD this is funny as he

[suysida612]

"fucking shit bear you can flip a tank!" lmfao!!!

[TripleXXX376]

This bear deserves the fuckin medal of honor! xD

[questfailer]

1:14

Eat the rock. It's very nutritious

Alright fuck the rock

LMAO

[2prize]

SUB ME IM SO PRO AT MW3

[502country]

@2prize Fuck off fag.

[Jarzard1]

YOU ARE MY HERO

[DeLiri0us2Be]

im crying right now xD

[gamerlingo]

Everything is going to the ass!! I've got fish, pinecones, bees, aliens, galactic explorers, planets, I've got everything flying in my car right now.

[gamerlingo]

Eat the leaves, pinecone, eat the fucking car if you have to. Just clean this shit up!

[pspnerd45]

i love how critical takes a simple game and turned it into a good time ahhhhhh couldn't stop laughingXD

[MrStanic12]

"my passenger seat is filled to the bitch with scrotum tickling accessories"

[liventgod]

Man this bee wants these nipples like hard too. I can see it in his eyes hahaha

[DonDon3334]

Bro you gotta teach me how to drive

[TheCharpoleon]

I just BEARly mad it out of these rocks.

[PS3GamesProductions]

I had 3 of those damned badgers on redbull in my car when i was playing this game. IT WAS HELL!

[meisferrari]

I don't think that was a bear... More of an overgrown beaver

[MJrocsdahouse12]

Choked laughing while eating cereal lmfao

[DudeWheresMyKey]

4:40 Do a BEARle roll!

[FlashFire20]

This is the greatest youtuber of All Time.

[JDanko1020]

"EVERYTHING IS GOING TO THE ASS!"

[TheNightfulKazk]

Cr1tiKals word mixes

Words with ass = 43

Words with penis = 57

Words with nipples = 9814

[Terrorstanius]

@TheNightfulKazk OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FatManEatYou]

@TheNightfulKazk you forgot scrotum

[xxbiancarocksxx]

I was laughing so much it hurt XD

[roxxtay]

i was fucking crying the entire time

[Mewsevelt]

Who else would freak the fuck out of there was a sea food restaurant titled "The Delicious Fish of Honor" in your city/town?

[BlazerTheAshbringer2]

wtf did i just witness????

[DragonBreath7575]

Where the hell do you find these games?

[TranceForLife5]

Everything is going to the ass

[TheMirpo99]

NOT the best thing to do at 2 am! I laughed my fuckin' pants off :)

[dudeman600]

Still my favorite video on YouTube.

[1torero]

Wonder how winnie the pooh gets through all this shit.

[HighLikeUsCanB]

Chief jiggly titties

[ChiefJigglyTitties]

@HighLikeUsCanB Hey that's me :D

[HighLikeUsCanB]

@ChiefJigglyTitties Haha yes yes it is :D

[TheNIGHTCREED13]

When he said that the mutant gerbil tore a hole in the space time continuum he shoulda added that it "hit my flying car fifty years in the future" lol