The Least Awesome Thing Ever

[MsRubiRose9]

That face at the end, you look like Fred Weasley :D

[LittleMiss2000]

This one's for you?

[SingularNinjular]

That sucks a lot.

[Hatgooch]

most of the time he's just above average attractive, but sometimes he pulls these faces and then he looks really hot. that bit at the end was hot.

[JudeBarrett]

At the end..."To all the deaf people watching:"

Flashes at the bottom: "this one's for you"

[jeni955]

dont you just love that hese not one of those ppl that would make a video making fun of the woman?

[carolif]

I feel like blind people aren't really big on the whole youtube thing... just sayin

[s3oodDJ]

You are so hot

[Zezcafran]

And the blind woman's like, Come on, Ralphy!

[razzamattazz]

"No offence to blind people if you're watching this." lol

[divicool72]

Was it just me or was the flashy "this one's for you" text not as fast as his usual ones? I could actually read this one without spending ten minutes trying to pause at the right place!

[xOxCrapWeaselxOx]

@divicool72 LOL me too!

[eyeammi]

In Japan, green lights are blue. Only they're not blue, they're green, they just call them blue. I guess it's all the same to the blind though.

[DontMessWithJulius]

"begin story"

[MrBillyjoearmstrong]

that message at the end in light speed says "this one's for you"

[EpicFailsism]

I love you.

Thanks be to you, frezned, australian internet comdian. :')

[SAIDYOMAMA]

oh my god-- ANXIETY just hearing that story. Poor lady :-(

[LIANG14]

Thankyou for the end remark! :D

[BallonKitty85]

you look EXATLY lliek mikel sara

p.s. i no that's not how you spell it im not a dumb ass

[EllieMcDonnell18]

@BallonKitty85

im sorry for being a "grammer nazi" but you say you're not a dumb ass; then why do you say "I no" instead of "I know". This really pisses me off..

[WishfulSilence]

@EllieMcDonnell18 I'm sorry. You say you're a 'Grammar Nazi'. Then why do you say im instead of I'm and don't use capital letters for the title 'Grammar Nazi'? Sorry :/ Plus, you forgot a comma. It should have been 'Grammar Nazi', but. Again, sorry.

[aloula97]

That IS the least awesome thing ever

[SamsAwesomated]

I love how he moves his eyebrows! :)

[neniainas]

Happy ELEVEN! :D

[BrettSmith92]

Hi Emily Riddell

[01halle]

I watched the video once and managed to lip read AND catch the text at the end, I feel so awesomely superhuman. "To all the deaf people watching, this one's for you"

[jessthepepper]

Ralphy?

[nomorepinkowls]

I've watched this video five times. Every time I almost pee because of laughter.

[GaminGuy9001]

The "wooo 888" thing appeared right as I moused over the video. Then, for some reason, my hand decided to move the mouse off the video and back onto the video twice in succession. This led to it appearing as every time I moused over the video, it suddenly displayed, "wooo 888" which kinda freaked me out.

[EmoMexNerd]

Just be glad your not deaf. =D

[MyCoolRedShoes]

I know he made this video a really long time ago, but i had something to add to it for the ppl who watch it again.

This summer i was in California and a bunch of us were in down town SanDiego and the whole same situation with waiting on a red light, exept this man wasnt blind.... he had no legs...

And the.. the light turns green and it being California people still try to go and it was just horific.. He was scooting along and cars were passing him still. We thought he was gunna get hit..

[darcylikesbeanies]

Hey, I live in Geelong! kjrgnfjnfjv. Well, in a town half an hour from it.

[1whitehorse1]

OMG, that is so sad.

Lol.

[Brigitteee3]

"If you are blind and you're watching this..." Niiiice :)

[CrazedPogostik]

I watch with more intensity LOL

[bunts33]

took me so many times but i finally paused it on "this one's for you"

[mysweetdreams09]

@bunts33 I could read that the first time. XD Not by pausing, reading. *feels special*

[squidneykiner]

What did the text say?

[metallikealuminium]

I should probably start my 1500-word history essay on the suffragettes that's in for tomorrow, but I can't quite decide what's more fun... essay/frezned... hmmm.

[alexlati1]

if your blind and your watching this. ..

[ronweasleysfan]

I LOVE the way you say ever! It's like evah, buy without the h...eva. lol!

xD

[Crazycookamunga]

this is probably your most offensive video. just sayin.

[papersplease]

@Crazycookamunga I find your offense offensive

[yourfootonmasada]

that wasn't nice saying "if you are blind and you're *watching* this"

[medicaldoctor369]

"If you are blind and your WATCHING this..." For some reason it really bothers me to know whether you knew you where using a oxymoron or not. There are far worse things I could be worrying about at the time, but as a life style, I'll choose not to.

[bethysue88]

argh!! what does it say right at the end? i've tried to catch it about a dozen times but still cant get it LOL

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

@bethysue88 It says; "This one is for you." I think he says it aswell, but it's muted.

[poeven]

there seems to be so much joy and life in your eyes,,, that's pretty amazing

[sk8rdman]

Here's a unique and clever idea.

How about I spend a few minutes trying to pause the end of the video at the exact moment that the bit of otherwise illegible text flashed and then post a comment proving that I knew what it said cuz that makes me seem remarkably talented and special, as if I caught it the first time. No one will ever know because I'm so superior with my awesome eyesight!

this one's for you

[elleholl]

and for deaf people 'this one's for you'

i realised that you mouthed and for deaf people

tho i am not deaf :)

I felt proud, but also as tho i was intruding where i did not belng...

[millsy2625]

this ones for me get it right

[meowismful]

this ones for me? oh man i love ya(L)

[catrin945]

Oh, great job! Now all the blind people know they're missing out on the little flash of text!

[supermegagigaletak]

i looove your accent and your videooooos :D lol

[lifesreject]

succesfully paused it on that flashing text at the end. took about 10 minutes but hey what the hell XD

'this one's for you'

[MrPat219]

Ahaha! "This One's For You!" I spent so damn long trying to read that...and then i gave a victory shout...in the middle of the computer lab at school :/

[antibandgeek]

@MrPat219 -_- i also spent a freakin long time trying to pause the video at the right moment to read it...epic fail. Then i finally just kept replaying it at normal speed till i read the whole thing :P.

[TMBlover]

hahahhahahahahha

[red2seata]

there are no blind people watching this

[0Guin0and0Tonic0]

this one's for me?

[weumumaway]

"If there is somebody BLIND who is WATCHING this video..."

Ooooops.

[TheLeftFalangee]

I Saw THE LEAST AWSOME THING EVER!!!! - This video O.o

[fashionandmusic921]

The least awesome thing ever?

I got more of the "oddest thing I've ever witnessed" ever, vibe. Or more like strange predicament. either way I enjoy watching you ramble.

[rebeccaschooten]

"Watching with more intensity." IE: being able to actually see.

Rofl

[BFFingerboarding]

How can they watch video if they're blind?

Wouldn't they be hearing the video?

[wjvbc14]

I laughed SO hard when I saw this.

:D

[twonk12]

its just when you say poo xD

[BelWilam]

Tears are rolling down my face right now speacially because of the last 2 seconds!!!

[MoronWithBass]

"Come on... Ralphie."

[MsHappyCinnamon]

haha i loved the part between 0:18 - 0:22 its like soo raunchy sounding if u have a dirty mind like i do. lol

[Bonethugz2468]

it said "this ones for you"

u dont need to pause it.

i tried pausing it but i couldnt get it on the right spot so i stared at it and i actually was able to read it.

[degausser8]

Congrats.

If I had a cookie, I would definitely give it to you as a form of congratulations.

[Bonethugz2468]

stfu troll

[degausser8]

I was being genuine.

You, and you alone were able to ever so skillfully read the message at the bottom.

You then proceeded to leave an entirely pointless Youtube comment detailing your experience in how you managed to read the message.

If it wasn't for you we'd all still be groping around in the dark trying to piece together what it said.

So seriously, thanks

[TheFrancePunk]

GEelong?! What were you doing there?

I totes live in Geelong

[likeadog47]

Dude...that's WAY more awesome than a bear teaching ninjutsu to a shark. That's on the same level as a raptor with a moustache!

[Xpsychedelic60sX]

lol look at his eyes 2:39

[poeven]

every day i love you more and more

[SimoneLouiseJanMaria]

OH THATS SO SAD :(

[LyricsInAJar]

LOL!

[lilballerina]

wow :| that situation would actually suck!!

[mattyt81]

he mentioned Geelong! WOOH!

[Lukeyblades]

It actually says "this one's for you" hehe..

[xenoalex]

They cant WATCH your video if they are blind lmao.

They listen to it.

[IronicTables]

Also, I'm guessing that if a blind person is watching this then they got somebody to help them use the computer, so they would have somebody near them to tell then what was said... But, I could be wrong?

[drpeppington]

some blind peoplez have nifty software that helps them

[imtheclassnerd]

yeah. They'll read everything out loud for them.

[lachlanmornard]

lol watch with more intensity

[Jationator]

If you replace the word 'vid' with the word 'baby', you get the exact words said by your mum at your birth. Douche fag.

[laughingatyourface]

"If you're blind and you're watching this"

I laugh every time I hear it.

[TheOwlandWasp]

Oh man. I spent like ten minutes just clicking play/pause. Your face looked so ridiculous. It's amazing how many facial expressions you make in one second o_o.

Anyway.

I was extremely tempted to see what the text said at the end of this.

BUT NO.

No luck.

Even though I paused every. Less than half second.

God damn.

:D.

[r4z0r84]

it says "Here's one for you" it took me like 1 second to see that :P its for the deaf people i guess :D lol

[rebannah]

Hahaha I did the exact same thing :D

[clarinetplayer94]

It said this is for you. I paused it right on the spot then accedentaly pushed play but I caught enough to see it said this is for you.

[redstrawberrymuncher]

Woww I just spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what those words at the end said.

I kept pausing it and then replaying and pausing and replaying. It was quite an ordeal.

But in the end I just watched at normal speed and read it word by word.

Lol.

[elenaisnotamexican]

Most adorable man-guy ever, with an accent. That totally makes everything better.

[ashleyhartell]

i thought this was quite entertaining. you think of the strangest things

[Weegeefan765]

Least Awesome Thing Ever? Bullcrap, it's fudging funny!

[Biskmut]

LOL thank god someone else thinks so too. I was starting to feel like a douchebag.

[aussiegangsters]

yer u do look like micheal cera

[lifterlegandpoker]

i was about to say that.

[carlaface16]

oh dear. i feel this should be offensive but i still laughed at the end. poor lady, though. and poor, poor, pooping ralphie.

[AngryCommunists]

ahahaaha i like it

[Briellesabop]

lol "come on ralphie..." XD

[HitlerMilat]

that's awesome.

I shagged a blind sheila once, she was a fine root.

[LedZepLover333]

Shut up you lowlife idiot... grow a dick a start wanking....

go and fucking wank to some maths equation... i wanna punch you in your stupid face!

[AngryCommunists]

dude if you hate it that much stop watching his vids u've watched and commented like 6 of them

[ItsaUFOduh]

you kind of look like that actor julian sands

[gbain7]

No way... Definitely looks more like Micheal Cera

[enjoipaco47]

sometimes i pretend that my wife is you and my kids that look like you talk like you and act like you... my wife hates that though... =[

[woahhhjadeyyy]

i just wnated to let you know that i hit subscribe whilst watching this video.

it's kind of sad (but hilarious at the same time) that makes me subscribe to youtubers is when they talk about blind people and dog poo..

[Jkavanagh12]

O_O

[roxasfruit]

its 666 <--- D=<

[kimmmmm04]

"c'mon... ralphy."

"little baggy"

"they're waiting on a blind woman.. who's picking up poo.. by touch!"

hahahahhahaaha you're hilarious.

[xLisaMisaSmisaPOTTER]

"If you are blind and watching this"

Aha, blind and watching...

O_O

Oh, wait....I hope this comment doesn't offend anyone blind...but then again....I'm not sure who'll be able to read it

O_o

Too far?

[Electric693]

maybe that's why they added the audio preview thing. so blind people can tell if they've made a typo. it had never occurred to me that blind people might use youtube...

[PinkyJezebel]

C'mon Ralphie. (hahaha)

they're waiting on a blind woman who is picking up poo, by touch!

[666demoniclove666]

lol your awsome ha ha

[AhKillYu]

OMG IT SAID

this ones for you

kbye.

[JesusFlyJussy]

this is the best video/ story in the world!!

[nattieexo]

ok

that is like a interesting story!

[toxictapeworm]

come on..ralphie

[wylder95]

lol this 1's for you

[tomsaladfingers]

that was me on that main intersection and i wish sum1 wud av helped me u bastard, if u wer wonderin i wrote this by mind and awsome super strength which counteracts my blindness

[idcameron]

blind people cant watch your video =]

[Meggie1707]

but they can hear it.

[JingleJoe]

and they know when you are sleeping O_O

[totollyme23]

Im blind. and i'm watching it right now

[666demoniclove666]

bullshit

your not blind lol

[jackjoe90]

this ones for u, lol

[turbotone64]

OMG YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH!

My day was shit (no pun intended) and you brightened it up. You are my blind intersection lady.

Thankyou!

Also..how owuld blind people get to you page (someone could help them...but that's out of the question) and if people were deaf..the couldn't lip read cos your tlaking skillz are out of this world!

[twilightismylove1]

did this really happen?

[xchiisax]

jaja love it!

[DEADBYTED]

" this ones for you" haha

[jemappelleandrea]

I don't think this is the least awesome thing ever. I think it is the most awesome thing ever!

[wViOw]

yeeahaha i made it!

"this one's for you"

[aplaingirl]

That poor lady, someone should have gone back to help her.

So glad I'm not blind, because you're such a cutie pie.

[crazyjitter12]

lolololololololololololol your sooooo funny is it rong that i laughed wait it must be ok because if you are blind you cant see this comment any way.

[lovekaulitzbrothers]

comon ralphie

[patfisto]

hilarious

[AaronRR0]

I went into geelong today :)

Does that make you glad?

[AnnieBananie712]

is it bad that i laughed?

[KaneyBoii]

This is one of the best -> the only one I understand xD

[d0lphinl0ve]

ahhhh, i love hawt guys with accents...and ur video's. but not this one sorry.

<3

[Dreifuffzig]

freckle bitch

[Flaptard]

hahahahaha art of ninja this is amazing keep making movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awsome

[pIANobarbarIAN]

If you are blind and you're "watching" this... then you're not ACTUALLY blind...

[Lizaraya000]

omg what did it say at the end!?!?

[100yearoldcastle]

It said "this ones for you"

I think =P

[33455hello33455]

hahahhahaha

[jackeyramone]

and for all the deaf people who are watching..

this one is for you

[lewyd92]

<3 love <3 you but this is teh worst vid u evvaaah made :<

[youXagain]

loll

[megacharlotte]

That's so awkward.

I'm So Sorry.

[doriansgray]

for a second i thought you were going to say that the blind woman starting picking the poo off the dog's bottom as it was in the middle... which, might have changed it from the least awesome thing ever, to the thing that, however gross and unfortunate for all those involved, was actually pretty funny.

[laserlad93]

this ones for you lol

[MrTBager2424]

im subscribing

[allonoddy]

Yay! Anecdote.

I laughed :)

[xlizlennonx]

I should not have laughed as hard as I did....lol

[deathwishdorris]

blind people can't watch your videos?

[WhinestonCryhill]

you're part of the cancer that is killing geelong

[Tahnoskie]

"the people who watch with more intensity" !

haha!

[BoomLegShot]

"this one's for you" at the end btw... Rofl...

Thats not sad working that out, is it?

[davidgrgic]

nope and thanks i couoldnt figure it out lol ^^

[Emmajen]

xD lol oh gosh you are amazing <3

[peggsterette]

i didnt know that was down there either. i read comments while i listen...sometimes. ;D

[Cythreal]

rofl you are so dang cute

[TheRealDarkNinja]

Come on Ralphie. :D

[jellybeansies]

your fucking adorable.

[whiteshadow59]

someone could of gotten out of their car

[dstrandomvids]

i rated almost ur video s to help u out and i sub and yea i just help casue i see how easy is to become better in youtube

[SpykeIV42]

What if you're dumb and watching this? I mean dumb as in not being able to speak, not as in unintelligent. Although, there do seem to be a lot of dumb people watching videos on YouTube (I meant unintelligent that time).

Why is it called dumb, anyway? (Back to not being able to speak) I mean, you could also say "mute," but who first started that? I guess it must of been someone who misunderstood someone else's situation.

"What's your name?"

*silence*

"Eh, guy must be dumb."