Teen calls 911 on Mom Having Sex!

[WhyPieblue]

Shuwt the hell up you stupid ass Rastafarian bitch

[SamProof]

@WhyPieblue I didn't realize this news story was about you... or that you didn't know you can just not watch something.

[WhyPieblue]

@SamProof I didn't know you like to reply to every comment with a fucking Newt Gingrich response like a prick.

[SamProof]

@WhyPieblue LOL so which is it? Am I a Rasta or a Republican?! you're a funny one.

[Furyx10]

put some background music news broadcast

[SamProof]

@Furyx10 Yea I've been trying to find some free new style music.

[Furyx10]

@SamProof make it :) no 1 will point fingers at you.

[BassHeadsProduction]

IS THAT RAZ FROM TIM AND ERICS VACATION?

COME ON WITH RAZ NOW HOP ON MY JETSKI

NO RUM. NO RUM!

[SamProof]

@BassHeadsProduction indeed... grab on to my waist and take a ride with me please.

[liz09rules]

"Crazy monkey ball of butter...ugh" haha

[paradoxdesigns]

this was on the dean blundell show, too. great place for crazy stories!

[dante224real1]

best sign off ever. its the most simple and true statement ever, because i'm not samproof. i'm SPARTICUS!

[SamProof]

@dante224real1 Excellent!

[JulieOfSuburbia]

Hahaha love the sign off!

[SamProof]

@JulieOfSuburbia Thanks Julie! :)

[ChibiChan1988]

yup its official this guy stays awesome for 1000 years to come

[SamProof]

@ChibiChan1988 Rock on, thank you! :D

[kingpolaris]

girl ever heard of ear plugs. or headphones? guess she hasnt seen the cialis commercial

[DemonticKitty]

wow,i've never been stupid enough to call 911 on my folks

[lShishkaBerryl]

new meaning to the term 'pizza face'

[SamProof]

@lShishkaBerryl Oh Damn, I totally wish I go back in time and use that one! :D