Dorkly Bits Original - Zombies Ate My Stupid Neighbors

[ProjecL]

What are you taking pictures of?It's a backyard,it's night,the're are zombies trying to kill you!

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What the hell you taking pictures of, the backyard,it's naive,there are some of these trying to kill you

Who are you grilling for?

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Food who are you willing for?

[F4fullpower]

"Touche pool idiot."

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"To share equally it."

[TheWeirdIce]

@F4fullpower ratings

[ACANOFSODA]

This whole time I thought the teacher was an artist...

[theGWOK]

is this the only dorkly video that hasn't been removed? WTF!!!

[OptiMystic8]

What the f... WHOSE BABY IS THIS

[MrCcendana]

Isn't it every man for HIM/HERSELF

[maxrules07]

who would let their ****ing baby walk around in three in the morning?! lololololol

[add37j]

Nice

[HereticSage]

Well, I have a new comeback now. "Why are you being such a hatenious bleep when I'm trying to save you?"

[timtamloverXD]

He should've said well why are you wearing sunglasses at 3 am?

[starkiller1289]

The reason is zombies can't swim their limbs are weak and bodies falling apart.

[OmuniOnline]

what game is this from?

[Christianrockrockz]

@OmuniOnline Zombies Ate My Neighbors for the Genesis/SNES

[MrLarryorr]

stupid neighbors 

[tennis1219]

what game is this?

[LexTrew]

@tennis1219 Zombies Ate My Stupid Neighbors

[ProjecL]

in CC writting when the payer aporaches the chef it says "Food who are you willing for!" lol

[Sly88Frye]

lol! Very good point. It's really strange what these idiots are doing while there is a Zombie invasion going on.

[spades48]

Haha, my friend and I used to play this all the time on his genesis.

[TheReviewteam5]

@spades48 The Nintendo SNES version is much better. There wasn't a flamethrower in the SEGA Genesis Version!

[irinayugiohfan]

HAHAHAH x'D This is awesome :D xD

[ProjecL]

exactly my comments on the game

[CrescentGames]

It's an attack baby, it eats zombies.

[ZeMasterful]

Why are you looking down here!? Watch the video!

[chaosimperialdragon]

@ZeMasterful touche,comment idiot,Tou...che.

[jimdaflynn]

the 3d glasses allow him to see the zombies so the rest of them cant see them

[mrponalado]

Touche pool idiot touche

[Donqco]

20 people were swimming on the middle of the night.

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

So THIS is the real Plot to Resident Evil!!! o.O

[hgleobr]

tou fucking che

[LozX100]

WOW! So college humor removed dorkly? That's sorta doesn't make sense. Dorkly isn't part of college humor?

[TheScorpionMK37]

@LozX100 Dorkly is apart of college humor idiot, same voice actors even some of they same game sprites they use on college humor.

[Rockerbro3371]

@lOtakul for the Cheerleader there is a new reason it's call THE STUPIDEST ZOMBIE SLAYING GAME

[robertsfunny1995]

@lOtakul They let him see from a bird's eye view. Otherwise it'd have to be a First-person shooter.

[THELASTREDMAGE]

If you don't believe me,try looking at his other videos.

[THELASTREDMAGE]

Wait a minute? COLLEGE HUMOR REMOVED HIS CHANNEL?!?!

FUCK YOU COLLEGE HUMOR FUCK YOU!!!

[THELASTREDMAGE]

DORKLY YOU MUST TELL COLLEGE HUMOR ABOUT THIS!

[AgentZombieMan]

DORKLY HAS BEEN REMOVED!!! LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!

[lukeilton]

@AgentZombieMan wait why?

[AgentZombieMan]

@lukeilton copy right stuff

[234689ify]

@AgentZombieMan this isn't the REAL dorkly channel ....

[AgentZombieMan]

@234689ify no, the original Dorkly was removed. This isn't the Original

[234689ify]

@AgentZombieMan the original wasn't removed.

[KingAnthony991]

@AgentZombieMan he's right this is actually Dorkly Bits not Dorkly

[martinki11]

@AgentZombieMan he made a new video today

[sgrantle]

@AgentZombieMan no its not true

[guardiandude]

@AgentZombieMan REALLY! OMG! NOOOOOO

[kimmynbaby]

@lOtakul For playing 3-D Mode.

[NintendoVeteran85]

@lOtakul HAHAHA XD

[doom1killer123]

@lOtakul they make everything TOOOOOOOOOOO REAL!

[Cheesycat501]

@lOtakul Actually, in Plants Vs. Zombies, the Zombies can swin. In Area 3, there are floaty zombies and ones that actually swim.

[TheAwsomevideoguy]

@Cheesycat501 yea but they need soomething to swim these zombies have nothing.

plus the zombies are kind of smart in plants vs zombies because real zombies can't write notes to you. And they cant make huge machines even if it is a scientist zombie.

[Cheesycat501]

@TheAwsomevideoguy Well played card, AVG. Well played in facts.

[cheezmasterz1103]

@lOtakul The 3-D glasses? Those make everything 3 TIMES MORE AWESOME!

[threadysparrow]

no matter which way he is facing, the blue is on the bottom and the red is on the top

[FalloutEqualsWin]

12:59

[FalloutEqualsWin]

1:9:59

[AliCee0000]

What was this game called again ?? I remember it for sega !! ?

[JADsGames]

@AliCee0000 Zombies Ate My Neighbors

[ProjecL]

@AliCee0000 zombie ate my neighborhods(i know i didn't spell neighborhods right whatever)

[AliCee0000]

@ProjecL haha thanks man and dont mention it, FUCK DA GRAMMAR NAZIS

[MultiXxhellokittyxx]

too shay to  shay

[scorpionboiy]

i would punt my history teacher

[Nodog438]

lol ms swanson is my teachers name!

[ikikumm]

the level with a bunch of jasons trying to murder me was way to hard for my gaming skills at that time

[Mydogisreatarted]

Hahaha dave chapell

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

"Hey BABY. Go home man, it's three in the morning..."

"I'm sellin' weed, nigga!"

[robertsfunny1995]

@CaptainCrunchOwns That wouldn't be safe even if he wasn't a baby. XD

[superdahoho]

@CaptainCrunchOwns

noo i'm surprised someone actually used that reference

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

@superdahoho Haha, actually I'm surprised more people didn't get it.

[simonezhane]

touche pool idiot, touche.

[badmedusa]

Touche bitch

[Supermariofanperson]

Duke nukem when he was 10 years old! :P

[eswins]

hes wearing 3-D glasses because his world is 2-D

[TheArases]

@lOtakul The 3-D glasses makes the Zombies think his brains are to dumb to be consumed and the Zombies just let him kill them.

[wer6399]

@lOtakul the shine from the colors dostract zombies like a kitten and a lazer pointer

[u2dvdbonofunny]

@lOtakul DUCKY TUBE ZOMBIE?

[mydongboy]

@lOtakul pure genius, u r

[444timothy]

@lOtakul Cheerleader- Zombies can survive people screaming so the loud cheering does nothing.

Cook- Who cares about the cooking, all they care about is brains.

Tourists- Most of the zombies aren't affected by a flash.

Teacher- Zombies don't care if they are stupid. They just want brains.

Baby- They can detect human.

Pool Idiot- Some zombies can swim.

The 3-d glasses allow you to see the zombie apocalypse.

[thybuilder]

@lOtakul 3d Glasses allow him to see the apocalypse, that's why his neighbors don't run.

[amosthree]

Best one i've seen so far.

[djchocolatepain]

That baby looks like it could be his brother o.o

[loveislovely123]

WHOS BABY IS THIS?

[meegabayt]

ROFL!!! Thank you dorkly! My favourite game!!!

[fyiiamthetf2fan]

oh, look another list of how those people are useful, that is so incredibly original.

[UltraNerdsOfTheWorld]

@Giacomozzana Zombies Ate My Neighbors

[interpolchik]

IT IS 3 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING!!!

[HuskyZealot]

@lOtakul I agree with the fact that "Zombies can't swim", but if they touch the water, then if it's not full of chlorine, then you lose because of the solonum in the water.

[tybone88]

@HuskyZealot god shut up ya dork

[HuskyZealot]

@tybone88 Shut your dork-hole!

[luigiblox]

@tybone88 hey just because he is smart he is not a dork so fuck you your not well educated

[chibifox42]

The only problem I see with lounging in the pool, is that zombies won't be your only problem. There's food, DRINKABLE water, and you may be shot by someone who want's your supplies.

[Sweetcc333]

thats a big ass scary baby

[TheThomasto123]

@lOtakul he could be wearing special 3d glasses that produce an image of life-like zombies?

[TheNintendodsiwii]

@lOtakul 3-d glasses can be used as nigth vision glasses. soo ha bitch :)

[1991ByronMitchell]

@lOtakul this kids a man whore who votes hes a homo oh look 57 people i win yay

[jacobfiredude]

who r u grilling 4 it is 3 in the goddamn morning! :D

[13yoshi666]

LMAO!!!!

[STOPNSWOPguy]

You Know What? F%$k You, you can Save yourself XD

[MrR798]

0:53 Hey POOL IDIOT! LOL!

[ajrtuber]

@lOtakul it actually represents how they are fake

[Slipknotrule1985]

Aw man this game was awesome

[MinDV1RU5]

DorkyBits should make a Rollercoaster Tycoon one. Not sure if possible though since its not really sprite based..

[TheSuperGamefreak]

@lOtakul he was watching a movie at the time?

[TheHMan6]

the cheerleader has the machinama on her tits

[MsMariosonic]

@lOtakul 3D Glasses-they are too cool for the zombies

[shiloweston]

omg, u r so right, i never relized tell now, they r all being idiots while zombies.

[czANTONIOcz]

who wouldn't wear 3-D glasses at 3 in the morning during a zombie apocolypse?

[doom1killer123]

and the tid-bit with the army general? thats one hell of a fuck up if you forget that

[doom1killer123]

and the tid-bit with the army general?

[ward7921]

why is dorkley's page not available?

[ward7921]

touche pool idiot.... tou-che...

[gman7780]

Yelling at your Neighbors wont save you from a zombies so just shut up and save the stupid ass people lols

[Localstommy]

@lOtakul Dammit i was about to say something like this. Looks like you beat me to it XD

[maiROFLCOPTERgoasSOI]

pool idiot is my hero

[myphoneisdead333]

sixteen people got killed bye zombies

[malcolmmorin]

@lOtakul for the 3-D glasses, The person wearing them can take out a gun to kill zombies. i think that makes sense. lol

[deadpool2334]

Best dorkly so far

[QuanMoney123]

If there was a real zombie invasion, I would be that pool idiot XP

[controvesorry]

first played this game when i was 7,,, ahhh the nostalgia

[MetallikRyan]

I like to think that the girl was cheering because she's like a zombie rights activist and this is her way of showing support. lol

[AssassinSmashBros]

ms swanson lol! I bet her first name is bonnie! (Family guy joke!)

[Remoniq]

But really, why is he wearing 3-D glasses?

[roadkill8004]

@chibifox42 Zombies Ate My Neighbors

[trivuong]

@chibifox42 zombies eat my neighbor on nes game.

[AxHell1993]

WHO ARE YOU GRILLING FOR?

By the way, what does he mean by "touche"? I'm french and I don't get it

[Saturshi]

@AxHell1993 Means "Mkay, I admit you win the argument."

[chibifox42]

@AxHell1993 In america, it means: you have a point...

[Saberwulf1423]

@AxHell1993 it means to bad

[Shadowheart1995]

Touche, Pool Idiot ... Touche.

[DrCrow85]

The baby sort of looks like him...brother or ...son!?

[extremegopher132]

"Why are you wearing 3-D glasses?"

"Why are you wearing "sunglasses" at 3:00 in the morning?!"

[sirmidor]

@extremegopher132

to shut out the moonlight reflected on the water, so he can sleep.

[Bammab127]

@extremegopher132 hangover

[Mrsteddyz]

@extremegopher132 Pool guy:tue shay

[Mavericktravo]

@extremegopher132 He has a hangover.

[skywalkerman117]

@extremegopher132 lol youtube thinks 3:00 is a time in the video

[mesquoi]

@extremegopher132 we're on a mission from god

[robertsfunny1995]

@mesquoi Oooooo What kind of mission? :D

[JoshDawson77]

@robertsfunny1995 do yuo get the reference mesquoi is making

[robertsfunny1995]

@JoshDawson77 Nope. ☺

[JoshDawson77]

@robertsfunny1995 its from the Blues Brothers. great movie. your not man if you havnt seen it. I RECOMEND YOU SEE IT, IT'S FUNNY AS HELL!

[Greenstorm33]

Am I the only one who thinks the thing the grill guy is flipping looks like a head?

[Marcesh2000]

The Real way to do it Touche Pool Idiot Tou-Fucking-Che

[rouge12cat]

I still got the game but one thing I can't never understand about it is if there's zombies all over the place how come there's people out side and in every level is the same people what who made the game couldn't come out with new characters.

[zakurenai]

THE REAL TEENAGE JOHNNY TEST: What the fu--WHOSE BABY IS THIS?!?

[SchatzRyn]

@kogajebe100

the 3d glasses can see the zombies' weak spot

[SchatzRyn]

that baby looks worse than the zombies, and lol 3d glasses thing was cool XD

[kplazybutt26]

duuude I love this game and I miss it

[NightWolf574]

Touche' pool idiot, touche'.

[TheAntvark]

when i was younger i never really notice but people you had to save were doing some really stupid things during a zombie apoclypse

[demonwolfie]

What game is this?

[fuginoob]

@demonwolfie zombies ate my neighbors

[massudex]

@demonwolfie Zombies ate my neightbors, SNES

a classic

[SyberiaWinx]

@Wylldenick I don't see it.O_o

[SyberiaWinx]

That was great.XD I kind of want to see a sequel. You know, I never realized that woman was a teacher holding a paper with an "F" on it until seeing this video, I always thought she was a housewife beating laundry.>_> And you can't really laugh at the pool guy. I mean, in most of the levels, he's one of the few characters that's actually safe.

[Wylldenick]

@SyberiaWinx Ahh... the teacher is a man.

[jukeachuthepikachu]

@Wylldenick No its crockers mother giving Fs

[SpinDoctor91]

LOL funny as all heck! haha

[ZiggyIsGrape]

I wondered the same thing when I played

[Vonajex]

Why are you wearing 3D glasses?

Touche pool idiot, touche.

[absolfanhamtaro]

my MATH teacher is a hatenous b*** 

[liluly2008]

what does toche mean???

[absolfanhamtaro]

@liluly2008 it's replying to an ironic situation sorta.

[gmlg]

@liluly2008 also means touch in sword play "you have a point"

[ShiroHibiki111]

I may also let my teacher die by zombie attack.

[MJE64]

13 people wear 3D glasses

[xcutionerkera]

lol

WHO LET THE FKING BABY...LOL

[SophieShmophie123]

touche pool idiot... touuuucheeee... :P

[thomaschattertonman]

super nintendo , those were the days...