0619 Red Zone Cuba 01-10

[ChaoticYak]

AAAAAH, Nelson! Awfully good evening, isn't it. Naturally, one would find a gentleman such as yourself at the gaming tables!

[ChaoticYak]

Poo poo, ka ka, sissy pants...

[Tareltonlives]

"Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone"

[applebonker141]

I forgot how hilarious this short was. XD

[abmstie]

JFK obviously watched this short in the 50s, and Nixon obviously didn't.

[raindelayshowfan1]

Legendary doesn't come close to describing this episode!

[cellojordan]

Red Zone Cuba is maybe my favorite episode. The riffing was always good, but the riffing on this episode is otherwordly good.

[ChaoticYak]

@cellojordan Of the Coleman Francis trio, I like Beast of Yucca Flats better, but they're all among the best episodes.

[cellojordan]

@ChaoticYak I go back and forth between liking Cuba and Beast more. But we can agree that they're both hilariously terrible.

[ChaoticYak]

@cellojordan Definitely.

[Catharsis26]

I've always been an avid fan of MST3K, and am grateful to individuals like zorak1021 who upload these episodes. Many thanks for taking the time to do so!

[SashaNein]

This is just a few steps below Manos: The Hands of Fate on the imdb bottom 100, clocking in at #6. What an honor!

[johnhamilton08]

I love Mike and the Bots British accents at the beginning.

[Tareltonlives]

@johnhamilton08 It's one of my favorite skits "Ah, Nelson!"

[Archangel101576]

Ed Wood made better films than this. Much better. Coleman Francis has to be the worse writer/director in history. His complete inability to tell a story is amazing. Francis's sidekick, Tony Cardoza, is the most wooden actor I've ever seen. Dried paint has more personality than he has. Since Francis and Cardoza made this film, along with other crap-tacular "classics", like The Skydivers and The Beast of Yucca Flats, it makes you wonder who they made these films for and why.

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, Posture Pals was the definitive last word on posture!

[MichRockHop81108]

plus the polish gets you high

[tripdefect87]

"And remember Appearance has A PEAR in it"

Goddamnit! Why is that making me laugh so hard?!

[boiledcrap]

God these white bread american shorts x.x

[MST3K1506]

I'm not a fan of Torchwood, but I have always though that MST3K and Doctor Who would make for a fun crossover. I can just see it now...The 9th Doctor is off thoroughly examining the SOL’s surroundings, Rose is asking him a million questions, Jack is standing by the desk relentlessly flirting with Mike (and The Bot's too, it IS Captain Jack after all), and Dr. F and Frank are down in Deep 13 frantically searching the perfect film to torture their latest visitors. .

[MarcusAvon2]

i dont know why but mst3k and torchwood or atleast captain jack harkness would make an awsome crossover for some reason.

[Oppledeldoc]

At 7:00, was anyone reminded of little Lupita?

[TimelordR]

The 1 time TV's Frank gets to see his boss get his arse kicked for all that's happened to him & he feels remorse? Dork.

Don't forget to catch Frank's "Laurel & Hardy" in-joke when he says: Hard boiled eggs & some nuts".

[TheKnyghtmirror]

"Excuse me were you on "The Night Train...?"

[putzthewondersloth]

Most difficult lotto ever.

I liked the chuckle after 69.

[jellywillreturn]

This little puppet show has better production values than this movie. And this show stars a gumball machine.

RIP Tom Servo 1988-1999

[MichRockHop81108]

@jellywillreturn im a crow man myself

[MichRockHop81108]

@jellywillreturn im a crow man myself

[tripoli911]

Poor Dr. F...

[UpSky2]

Rules For Addressing an Audience at Gallaudet University:

"They will notice your appearance before they hear your words."

[Theburn77]

Joey "Skinny Legs" Tagliano

[antgav79]

Just do what he says.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I like this one 'cause it's whiter!

[Applemask]

Now you're a can-opener: metal and shiny and taciturn!

[watda74]

Frank's 'Superman Curl' is rather prominent in this one. lol

[ChaoticYak]

Gee, I feel kind of bad about this. I must admit I feel partly responsible. Kind of... Sort of...

[TomG1013]

aw man...this movie is worse the Manos.

[Gjeorje]

- and remember, when giving a speech always wear pants. Another short for the unbelievably thick.

[Dulcimerist]

They changed the eagle's eye in the logo so that it no longer looks like a hammer and sickle!

[ZZTopRockman]

They replaced Mike?? When??

[tragicallyhip4ever]

@ZZTopRockman Actuallly Mike replaced Joel. Joel created the show and was on for five seasons. Then Mike stepped in after he left the show.

[ZZTopRockman]

@tragicallyhip4ever Thanks for clearing that up! They're both funny but... I saw Joel first

[tragicallyhip4ever]

@ZZTopRockman No problem. I saw Mike first, so when I saw a Joel episode, I thought it was very weird, but they're both great.

[changyimei]

This is one of my all time favorite episodes! Thanks much for uploading it :D

[devospud]

9:08 TOO CLOSE!

[ChaoticYak]

Make sure your part is gouged into your skull!

[FurretSpectrum]

MST3K is one of the only shows that can make any movie by colman fransis fun! :D

"Im Cherokee jack!" :P

[zorak1021]

@FurretSpectrum Only MST3k or large amounts of weapons-grade pharmaceuticals can make Coleman Francis bearable.

[jrmarrero96]

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

VIVA FROG LEGS!

VIVA COLEMAN FRANCIS!

and...

VIVA RED ZONE CUBA!!

You can't stop the greatest MST episode ever Viacom, so stop trying you fascist pig dogs!!

[zorak1021]

@jrmarrero96 If my mood picks up any more, I might not even kill myself.

[jekblom123]

WOO! First view! And comment!

Ahhh... the last of the Mike episodes I haven't seen. Hope its a good one.

[zorak1021]

@jekblom123 It's a true classic. The whole thing will be playlisted on Goblinxx1 in just a few minutes.

[TomMSTie]

@zorak1021 Oh that's why. I went to zorak1021 and no playlists. ;)

[zorak1021]

@TomMSTie I'm shy, so everything on my own channel is hidden.  The Goblins playlist everything I post.

[TomMSTie]

@zorak1021 Curse you Goblin! First what you did to Spider-Man and now this!!!

[Gjeorje]

@TomMSTie -What, did he direct those awful films?

[TomMSTie]

@Gjeorje Hey...the first one was watchable.