Sexy Poker Nintendo Channel Info Video

[xxxREDOXxxx]

that would be a great game, if it was a cell phone game, i mean, gameloft is supposed to make only cell phone games

[PrinceOfKoopas]

@xxxREDOXxxx It is available on other systems, I believe. ...Probably including a cellphone/iPhone edition.

*puts link to it in the description because Youtube is retarded*

See?

Also, the picture at the last post for the blonde girl in the blue suit at one space to the right of the top left corner looks suspiciously identical to Zero Suit Samus.

Spaces put in url because Youtube is dumb.

[xxxREDOXxxx]

@PrinceOfKoopas oh well, at least those anime chicks are hot, and semi naked

[VileTheReject]

Lmao

woah,, waugh!

[Batalliono]

Sadly, this is your most viewed video.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Wrong. It's my SECOND most viewed video.

...Which is still unfortunate. I'd prefer something Missile Vet related, personally.

[HolyAarom]

I think it's better to wait for all of the girls to be drawn by horny fans instead of getting this game.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

.....:)

[Ricjones1994]

damn right :P

[HolyAarom]

This would totally be my first game if I get a Wii.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

And not Radiant Dawn?

[sevenjeg]

woow u got all thos vc dam why dont u get homebrew

[PrinceOfKoopas]

...You want me to get homebrew for wot purpose, exactly?

[HolyAarom]

I thought Sexy Poker is supposed to be like FE12.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Yeah, but that comes out in the future.

[VitasVarnas]

Damn lol we can't download this game over here is Australia cause R rated games are banned. Damn christian fanatics :(

[zipperl3]

i feel your pain dude.

[VitasVarnas]

god I just wish religion would stay away from technology and not have a say in it. Of course I may be roman catholic but that doesn't mean I go preach and ruin other peoples lives. I just hope somehow this Sexy Poker at least gets another release in some way to which I can beat the system lol

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Wot does religion have to do with any of this?

[VitasVarnas]

Oh just over here, the person who's stopping an adult rating for games in Australia is due to having high christien morals :(

[PrinceOfKoopas]

...

[Left4Fail]

0:15 nice try littel 14yo kids need fappin on pixel girl :P

[PrinceOfKoopas]

She isn't pixelated. She's underwear nurse. :(

[POKOHelba]

=^o^= i'm going to get the game because it's a rare japanese novelty we get!

[tallpinoyman]

Wii has taken one step closer to the Darkside LOL xD

[BLARGEN69]

One step closer to hentai games I hope!!!!!!!! <3

[PrinceOfKoopas]

...So in the meantime you'll look on Newgrounds? <_<

[BLARGEN69]

I would if Newgrounds had some QUALITY!!!

I've never played a game on the net that was entertaining, just laugh out loud hilariously bad.

But one with wii controls could be very VERY interesting.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Game bein' a hentai one or any game?

[BLARGEN69]

A hentai one.

Just not one of those shittastic quiz games where your reward is hentai images... Actual sex game is what we need.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

...Heeheheha.

[Ignight666]

Good lord. Have you even heard of Peach Princess? Didn't think so.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Do I want to?

[ganon95]

i just saw this on the nintendo channel...

how...in...the...frick

any kid can download this without their parents knowing.

im suprised nintendo actually put this up, this is the first M rated game i have seen on Wiiware.

so anyway,

anyone download this and is it any good?

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Me? Hey, I didn't buy Sexy Poker and don't intend to unless someone gifts me it.

[redimp41]

well its a wii game so i have doubts that they get comletely nude

[roxasraider]

cop sexy

[PrinceOfKoopas]

I can't disagree, actually.

[blondefishavatar]

lol i was reading obut it on the shopping chanle went to clik back and i bought it... they need a money back ting or cancle

[PrinceOfKoopas]

You BOUGHT IT?!

[blondefishavatar]

ya acidentaly they needs a retun thig or cancle buutonthing took 300 blocks deleted it after wards bu still i lost 500 wii points they eed to reform the shoping chanle

[PrinceOfKoopas]

A return thing?

Wot's stopping you from playing the game and then returning it for a refund?

You need to reform your keyboard. Or your spelling ability.

[riepw]

Well all; I bought it. Funtstic game. Even gifted to friend.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Really?

Care gifting it to me so I can upload videos of gameplay and get even more views for my channel?

'cause this bloody ruins my Insight Views graph.

And of course I'll recommend you and your channel if you do that.

[riepw]

No. I need to get Pulseman.

The game doesn't have nudity. Bikinis and underwear. Not a big deal.

It doesn't even need an "M" rating, I'd say "T".

[samthesolidmanlass]

ARE YOU KIDDING. Omg this game is shit then

[PrinceOfKoopas]

It's shit because it doesn't satisfy your pathetic sexual desires?

[Left4Fail]

your not better because you have buy this game :P

[riepw]

No. You actually thought it would show more? No. This game isn't shit. Again, the game factoir was the poker which it got right. Just because the gimmick doesn't satisfy you doesn't mean "it's shit".

[ganon95]

are the pics worth it or cold i find better stuff online?

[Ghazghkull66]

It dont think its possible to find more realistic "stuff", as you say, online. This is the closest thing to the real stuff, belive me, i know!

Been there, done that. Lolz

Roflmao, I rule (your mom)

//th30N3-1337-ftw-k

[PrinceOfKoopas]

WTF? Japan just gave me an Honor. #70 most viewed video for that day.

[riepw]

I'm getting it now, anusface

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Get Pulseman. <_<

[riepw]

I love Pulseman. But no.

[darkmario66]

hey you have awsome games in your wii channels and hey give me a shoutout on one of your vids plz

[TomNook007]

When I saw this on the shopping channel I couldn't believe it. I mean god damn.

God damn.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

So I'm guessin' you said it twice...'cause...

First one: They put this game up there?!

Second one: ...Hawt. o.o

[TomNook007]

Don't judge me ;-;

[METALMAN4Wii]

No lol. if your 17 or older there's nothing wrong your not hurting anyone and it's legal !

[ganon95]

i sat there with my mouth hanging open lol

[TomNook007]

I know, I thought Nintendo was supposed to be family friendly.

Now if someone was to say Nintendo's for kids you could say "There's a god damn softcore h-game on the Wii."

Not that I'm a "fanboy" or anything, that just came to mind.

Like seriously god damn, man. I'm still a little shocked. It's been three damn days. But I mean god damn. God damn. God damn. God damn. God damn.

...god damn.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

I'm shocked about Sexy Poker too.

For a different reason, of course.

Look at the bloody video views this thing has compared to everythin' else I usually put out in my channel. <_<

[TomNook007]

That is odd.

>_>

[ToxGarou]

Haha, I imagine the only ones who would actually play this are horny 12-year-olds who hasn't discovered porn yet.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Hahahaa.

[METALMAN4Wii]

Omg you don't have a hacked wii ? I think were the only two left on youtube with a pure wii. personality I don't believe in illegal mod channels I won't even buy a after market accessory but that's me that's my code of gaming !

[riepw]

Maybe people want to play and get wood? Besides it isn't easy for a 12 year old to get porn. Besides, you seem to forget it is a poker game; poker fans will play it. I am 16. I have internet channel. I have heard what porn is. I am buying it.

By the way nice homo. Calling it gross. Faggot.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Poker fans can play better versions of poker. <.<

Who are you callin' a faggot? Me or the other guy? <_< I didn't say gross...I just expressed my disapproval.

[ToxGarou]

Of course there's an easy way to get porn. You're using it right now.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Youtube? Haha.

[ToxGarou]

No, the internet.

[riepw]

No. A 12 year old can get on the internet AND look up pornography without AT LEST getting caught later? No. Besides, most 12 don't give a damn about sex.

[MrsRichardArmitage]

lmao i love the first thing you say in the vid "and why would i be born today?" lmao

[talkingDOG16]

when does this great game come out xD

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Came out exactly 24.5 hours ago.

[talkingDOG16]

lol how did nintendo come up with this

[PrinceOfKoopas]

They didn't.

Gameloft, the company from Quebec, did.

How did they come up with it?

...Again, they're from Quebec.

[talkingDOG16]

ya ur right :P

[PrinceOfKoopas]

This is still the only Sexy Poker video on all of Youtube.

Although it's hard to find them since just typing "Sexy Poker" brings up videos of naked lesbians.

[ptrgiese]

Nice job; but I wouldn't be caught dead playing a Strip Poker gaming phaze.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

I'm a bit scared to even enter this video with people on the same floor. <_<

[MasterKnightDH]

This game has no nudity, people. If it did, it would be AO, which Nintendo doesn't support.

And I'd like to know: why does getting these sorts of girls to strip HAVE to be a Luck Based Mission anyway? (IRL or otherwise.)

[PrinceOfKoopas]

...

Well either that or you pay them.

Anyways, real casino pros know stuff like countin' how many cards are left and probability and all that stuff, so it ain't all luck.

Of course, I don't know how well (or how poorly which is significantly likely to be the case) the game is so for all I know the computer cheats.

[DistantWords]

That's only half true. The game has no nudity, that is true. Otherwise they'd have had to say it had nudity. But nudity alone does not make an AO game.

Unless Nintendo has their own source for their ESRB Ratings. Which I doubt...

Didn't Manhunt 2 have nudity in it? Even after they edited it to make the "M" cut? That's the only game released on a Nintendo system in the last 10 years or so that did, but many games have been released on other systems with nudity and were "M", not "AO".

[DistantWords]

"That's the only game released on a Nintendo system in the last 10 years or so that did"

Was meant to say:

"That's the only game released on a Nintendo system in the last 10 years or so that did (that I can think of)"

[ptrgiese]

No nudity... so what? Nintendo isn't that shrewd!

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Yes they are. <.<

[MasterKnightDH]

Right, because people aren't lewd enough already.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Anyone want the thumbnail for this video to be my channel icon, or should I stick with Beach Koopa?

[jimbob3332]

Inside jokes shouldn't be chosen by the creators but by the audience.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Don't tell me how to write my 'fic. <_<

[OMGITSJAD]

That's stupid, why would anybody buy the game, it looks like they're in their final images in parts of the FREE video and it looks like they are on the title screen in the final parts...

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Yeah.

Silly Quebec. Can't make a good info video. Wahaha.

[Vortexica]

Sexy Poker in EoSW2? = Very yes. LOL.

[PrinceOfKoopas]

Hahahahaa.

RNK gave me an even better idea for the Sexy Poker reference.

Hell. I should just make it MSB-like and make it a running gag.