DENTISTS SUCK

[Jzigzags]

2:48 .... my dentist doesn't give me toys

[gunmaster4]

Yes, but my dentist is soo fuckin hot!!! she fine

[luigimario54321ful]

I JUST HATE THE PINK PASTE IT TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRY CRAP

[mooralice]

You ARE about 7. So it makes sense to treat you that way. Lame.

[DudeGuyPerson64]

Holy jesus, I was eating Pops the entire video!

[bionicbunny3000]

well i don't know about you but I'm gonna go hit the JO

[Lightsuiyo]

Lol at least get your terms right dude. It's a dental assistant not a nurse.

[dejaibailey]

lol, who flosses!? seriously tho

[MrDimitri3942]

You have a magical voice.

[Whitetiger1209]

Yeah!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THE SUCKY THING! WE ALL WANT THE FRICKIN' SUCKY THING!

[IC3FIR397]

R.I.P Billy Mays

[rayed202]

you are screaming dude !!!! myyyy eeeeeears

[Born2Maul]

U made my day dude, thanks a lot! couldn't of imagined a funnier first 30seconds!!!!

[JUNEBUG754]

i have to go to the dentist today

[DEVILS2SAINTS00]

I'm 1 of them.

[RotundaYucatan]

112 people floss

[Scarecrow545]

@RotundaYucatan

stfu

[gameplayinfreak]

WHY AM I SCREAMING I HATE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

[Guessmylevel]

I clicked on this video expecting ''Danny already FC'ed the dentist''

Well I was wrong.

[bluebelt224]

He does Fred better than Fred at the beginning.

[mpogias13]

GIVE US THE SUCKY THING!!!!!!!

[supermariobros3636]

Nice product endorsement.

[sickkidish]

wow, this makes me so thankful for my dentist. A hot nurse, my dentist doesn't talk to me. I actually enjoying going. xD

[N30C0RT3XXX]

Suscribed

[Caigga900]

Story of my life.

[A96E]

best 27 seconds of my life :))

[defect530]

i have actually had a hot dentist rubbing her boobs on me :D

funny sh!t man.

[questobsessed]

he sounds so pubescent in the first part HAHAHAHA

[nikeblitz12]

Say like 5million times Haha:P

[halofanteam]

1:57 that's me.

[bgg22bdrtyg]

heheheha* thats what she said* lol

[SislerPianoPlaya]

He always has some retarded intro.

[de4tHpl0x]

WHY AM I SCREAMING, I HATE MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?!

[SavingPrivateBob]

You remind me of Tom Green lol

[Smaugster]

1.23

[oldkiesel]

Second time I've seen JLC. First was his rant about chatroom talk "NMU?" etc. That was good, this one is hilarious. If JLC came out on a comedy club stage and did these routines he'd be on his way. Perhaps he already is. First thing - like Steve Martin - he's good-looking and intelligent, secondly, his stuff if part of everybody's experience, thirdly, he's got great rhythm. I wonder if he's worked live and got into the timing of laughter etc. Great performer!

[vectron12]

YES FUCK

whenever i go the the dentist i swear im going to choke on my spit because of lack of sucky thing

[bbsggnore]

Since when do nurses work in dental clinics?

Also, it sounds like you are still going to a pediatric dentist.

[TheMonkey380]

Hehehehehe thats what she said!!!!!

[sh0werp0wer]

thats what she said hahahaha dude u are hilarious!

[chill0out0dude]

my dentist always compliments me on my flossing habits. I don't own any floss....

[AnotherYankee]

But guess what .. Your average pro dentist make about 400.000 bucks annually.

[NFCBalltheway]

hahahahah dude. you are like one of the funniest dudes... like ever. i love you. (not creeper like) :))

[maxiemclerx]

I PISSED

[ROBLOXiansRejct666]

What does the SH mean at the end of his Username mean?

[MrCurrySH]

@ROBLOXiansRejct666 ScoreHero

[cooldit1]

I actually floss every night. I have one of the little Reach flosser thing. It's very easy and convenient. But yeah...dentists kinda suck. The flouride thing..."don't swallow at all"...*sticks suction in mouth*...*omg my throat is so fricken dry!* I end up swallow a small bit...makes me gag. LOL!

[MarionAi]

eeeeeh. i dont floss that much cuz whenever i buy floss i loose it. but hell i dont have one bad tooth in my mouth. i guess when you have a tongue piercing you just have to pay more attention? or im just psychotic like in 0.28

well i am.

[Gunnerrocker406]

you should go on last comic standing

[imadey0utube]

BIg City Slider Station > Dentists.

[framptone25]

That's funny

[jacke902100]

lol in the beginning.

[AllThatGlitters69]

THEY JAB MY EFFING GUMS W/ THE POKER THING!

[thebandz3]

you should be a comedian, seriously

[ShayCecar]

LMAO! 0:25 Best!! I pissed myself! :DD

[000randomvideos]

calm the fuck down

[purelypasta]

ya know the dentists walks in and he thinks hes the tightest kid on the block.....

WIN

[chocokid222]

The only floss I like is candy floss from a fair/carnival! I agree dentists suck when I go they drill and pick at my teeth 4 no reason! I'm like WTF dude?

[Jtechp]

Danny already Fc'd the dentist

[Jesinator911]

@Jtechp well do you know what? that joke is old and annoying.

and you know what else?...i already fc'd your moms vag.

[SeaTownIsBad]

akward into... since he's dead and all.

[chistorm1]

What color do you want ? You want purple or magenta or Binky . xDD

[fartman465]

your intro killed 4 mexican babies

[grapevineprincess]

NO FRIENDS! XD

[RobloxLegomania]

WHY AM I SCREAMING I HATE MY LIIIIIIIIIFE!

[555kl789]

He's being like a moron in a cool way, it's fkn hilarious xD

[mikeanike32]

jlc give me some ideas 4 my 1st video id like some ideas cause im not sure to do a rant on wrestling now or on 2010

[SeaTownIsBad]

@mikeanike32 Here's an idea, dont do a rant video, because it will fail and be akward.

[HardLuck5488]

WHOS STEALING ALL MY WATER???!!!

[LisetteLeSage]

HA! I love JLC =D

[Fluffy1144]

LOL "GIMME THE SUCKY THING!!" LOL

[Dinoafhdd1]

you're way funnier than ray william Johnson

[ZACKBAGNALLVIDEO]

flossing the shit

[leon625]

he dead.

[hugoballin]

no wonder your so good at guitar hero. I would be able to hit every note if i smoked crack too. YOU NEED RIDLIN lol.

[descendent6667]

1:44 that happened to me, i just swore at her for equal rights. called her a rude ass bitch

[varsketisLT]

1:53 - 2:02 The best part lol

[007bondjb]

Hey Billy Great video

[UproarProductionz]

ROFL this is so fucking true

[bracessuck24]

LOLOLOLOLOL U R FUNNY AS HELL!!!!

[BvOBart]

I think the 109 dislikes are from the dentists and / or wanna-be-dentists watching this vid.

Btw, how do you know the truth so damn good? All you were saying in the vid was totally true. When someone would go post a comment here that he / she does floss, then we've found the person that disliked this vid 109 times xD.

[susu952009]

JLC you are just as funny as Bl00dBlitz

[bruggirello3]

holy shit that was freaking funny.. i loved it.. and good point who the hell flosses.. yeah nobdy..

[HollywoodUndead4Ev3r]

Haha, I never floss =P

[stoopkid80]

Lol, my dentist is awesome, he does all the work

[twilightgal6]

thats hilarious and no one flosses especially with braces

[twilightgal6]

haha

[davidrules37]

lol i want the sucky thing thats what she said XD and yes nobody flosses rofl

[meowzypinx]

I miss Billy Mays screaming at me to buy thing. =(

[Scarecrow545]

@meowzypinx Yeah same /=

[TheSnipe8]

"you just can't physically talk!" lololol ya rly

[Sarentor]

"Screw dentists, they fail."

word.

[ErinkxDxD]

lol 2:00 and 2:19

[Darkiewizard]

You're like freakin' Fred in the beginning

[xCollateraLx]

0:23 LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

[MrCurrySH]

2:00 lmfao

[kirkyrob72]

soooo funny

[thedot444]

the floss thing is true :)

[zackalphaomega]

the "nurse" as you call it actually gets paid very well....

[MrConfusedProduction]

@zackalphaomega the "nurse" does not in fact get piad nearly as much as a dentist

[zackboomer]

@MrConfusedProduction i never said they did. i know they get paid very well though

[MrConfusedProduction]

@zackboomer cool. It just that i was relating back to the video on how JLC said that nurses dont get paid much it was a twisted conversation we had.

[TESIV4LIFE]

lmao at 1:24

[j8s0nz]

BEST INTRO EVER!

[angryfish12]

at 3:14 he goes to take his meds.

[owned1997]

The only reason I watch this video is because hes hilarious. But the biggest reason is his Billy Mays impersonation.

[VIVALASC0TTY]

lol 0:00

[ShivsyMe]

LOL I recommand to all of you to open at least 5 of his vids and play them at the same time.

[TheChubbyfire]

1:24 seziure!!!

[TheP3nguin]

I WANT THE SUCKY THING I WANT THE SUCKY THING haha thats wat she said LOL ahahhahahha

[NekoYumiChan]

lol SO TRUE xD

[mpatbob101]

1:53

[voxskate]

1:24 ahhaha panic haha

[Jackdackster]

Bullfuckingshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[darkusmaster96]

man i know what yah mean i am sitting there and they are like why arnt you answering my question? im like i hgave freak needles in my mouth

[chase8898]

LOL SEroulsLY YOU MIGHT DIE

[TheClayboy123]

magenta you are the funniest kid on youtube

[kevinisonfirehelp]

Make a JLC about barbers i would lmao

[Xepher850]

Haha this is the story of my dental life

[pearltamadrums]

Hey bitch Billy Mays was cool. But the video is sssssoooo true!!haha

[pizzahelper100]

rofl

[Urteilsdrache100]

I flossed one time , but it sucks , everytime i cut off the thread

[Scarecrow545]

you say "like" 5 times a sentence

[left4party]

AHAHAH THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[paletmuplay]

wow lmfao...

[MattGraham23]

my uncles a dentist

[mewdonuts11221]

0:27 made my day

[rockysnow91]

what you say is true*....:P

[ElijahBabasa]

wow!

[XxTorrentWolfxX]

0:26 made my day

[MakaFanaTiko14]

LMAO dude xD

[MrLiamw1]

0:26 LOL

[GHRYNO]

Dude i went to the denist for a routine checkup and had a freakin blonde bombshell for a dentist. sux for you to have 80 year old sag tits in your face...i would have gladly welcomed this girl's :D

[Superslayer1234]

jESUS Christ guys... lets see you rant all at once.. it's hard... Fuckign critics. On Behalf of JLC... FUCK YOU

[darealbartjsno1fan]

the assistants of the dentists are called dental hygentists not nurses.

[mudchair16]

Nice editing techniques. I certainly haven't seen that level of originality on other viral teen videos! 10/10

[OneBlazedDood]

Horrible.. I want to die.

[Danielrulz00]

rip billie mays

[MrWaffles740]

evrything is sooo true with the dentist to me in 5 minutes my mouth id FUCKING FILLED with spit and i cant talk!!!!

[ssj100john]

this video was posted on my birthday and the billy mays thing made me lawl xDDDDDD

[joshgcruz]

i can't beleive it this video was made on my BIRTHDAY!!!!!

[Homeboi52]

So true about the nurse telling you to brush l0l0l0l.

[greekfreek478]

hahaha pausee at 1:27 XD

[Kwokus]

anti-dentite

[myusernamiscool]

I went to the Dentist's yesterday and I don't know anyone that actually does floss.

[mynameisomar199]

2 months after the video, BILLY DIES!! LOL

[iPolmer]

@druminbobby

I agree 100%, JLC is trying way too fucking hard to be funny.

[yarukinasu]

It's true; no one uses floss

[xninjazx6r]

mabye u dont but u dont have to say things like that, just because u dont floss doesnt mean the whole world doesnt, so why dont u think twice before making stupid comment,(the world dont revolve around you)

[yarukinasu]

Wow that's the gayest thing I've ever read.

[MsLawlMuffin]

Adorable.

[addii578]

lol

[TheTwistOFate]

Love when he says " NO FRIENDS" LOL

[3MikeySyn3]

i dont know what dentist office you go to.. but when i go my dentist gives me a BJ..................yes, a capitilized BJ...gotta have meh pops!!!

[chistorm1]

Do you want purple or magenta or BINKY ?!?!? xD

[chickabowbowtmtomh]

so true

[SuperstarAnDaboyshow]

i miss billy mays yeling voice

[jam02535]

YOU WANT PURPLE!? rofl

[sh0d4w]

2:16

[sh0d4w]

lmfao 2:17

[RedBlueSucks]

Give me the sucky thing! ROFL!

[bobcats102]

are you at your school?

[geobreezy]

keep up vids theyre funny

[pokemonrockstar45]

yeah billy may's is that frickin' loud

[094176]

lol shameless cereal advertising.

[IamaPest3232]

holy fk that billy mays one was hilarious but im still pretty sad that he died...:(

[falconmaster1211]

so true about dentists trying to talk to u when there working on ur teeth, keep up the good work!

[AdioAndrew]

id always get parachute dude!!!

[ryanisnotdumb123]

omfg youre like funnier than any comedian ive even seen lmao dude you're awesome AND ITS SO TRUE i love you xD

[AdioAndrew]

you love a guy.. nice

[dietzchris]

even jeff dunham hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[marcibros]

WHY AM I SCREAMING HRGADGHA! :L

[maneco11]

LOL HI BILLY MAYES HERE!

[gotjumbo911]

My favorite part about all these kind of videos that you make is everything happens just like that for me. Your a beast.