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  • this game actually seems fun

  • Hehee took pink!

  • whats scaryer then gaint spiders

    dentist

    .........no

    giant metal dentist?

    .........what the fuck is wrong with you!!!??

  • pat is a dick

  • So...there have been numerous references to Pat not knowing his dad or something. Is this just a joke?

  • @ethantaurez no it is not. definitely not. see, pat is actually an alien sleeper agent genetically engineered on an alien spaceship deployed on earth, waiting for the precise moment when he and his alien comrades can one day topple all earth governments simultaneously and take over the world, thus ushering in a new age of darkness for mankind.

  • They have the best opening theme song.

  • What's scarier than spiders? Dentists. LOL

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  • That thing looks more like a giant daddy long-legs than a giant spider.

  • fuck you oldman

  • This came out on my bday and im 14 xD

  • @OwnzYaFace you have an unfortunate birthday...

  • @OwnzYaFace We don't care.

  • Aristotle is hilarious, he says all women do nothing but cause mischief and shouldnt be allowed to influence people because they r evil... lol!

  • Pat: Okay, thought process.. Spiders are scary, right?

    Matt: Yeaaaah...

    Pat: Now, what's scarier than spiders?

    Matt: Um... Dentists.

  • This game does look fun

  • @x9f1104 it is!

  • I do like 14 year old with big boobs =)

  • Yeah tell your grandma to bring the car around!

  • Gotta activate the self-destruc.. SELF-DESTRUCT?!

  • shut up with fukin game refrences

  • This game is fun, but it pales into insignificance compared to the first one.

  • what system is this for?

  • rofl Matt sounded like he was going to cry at 5:58

  • Me and my friend saw this at Gamestop and decided to buy it. It was the shit-load of the century. My point is that just by you two playing this game, it makes it look like a work of art rather than something that gets boring after ten minutes. Good job!

  • FUCK YOU OLD MAN HELP ME

  • we're gonna need more handcuffs

  • awww man this isnt the czech stop motion series! im on the wrong channel again!!

  • Jeez pat is such a fucking douche

  • pat is that particular kind of person who can go fuck himself

  • lol combo breaker philosophy dicussion

  • Did I just hear grilchan in paradise reference?!

  • THIS GAME IS ON SALE ON STEAM RIGHT NOW!!!

  • the bestwww.youtube.com/watch?v=71­_NOtquojE

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  • Really thought you were going to say "dumbest thing I've ever done..is you mom" matt, can't believe you missed that one :P

  • FUCK YOU OLDMAN!!! LMFAO!

  • Pat: What's scary than spiders?

    Matt:Dentists?

    ...

    ...

    ...

    Pat:No

  • Matt:"tell grandma to bring the car around! yeah!". Fantastic!

  • Pat: "Hey matt"

    Matt: "What do ya want?"

    Pat: "Remember this?!"

    Matt: "Ohh god NOOO!"

  • they released this on 9/11 so this is what the twin towers are like now i didnt think it was this bad

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  • So which is matt and which is pat?

  • @Alpha2Xavier the one that freaks out alot...is Matt

    and the one with the deeper-ish voice..is Pat

  • he helped batman defeat Rag Al-Goul

  • bring the car up front gma!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Flying is way more cool that being invisible.

  • do they know egorapter

  • @MrVuEric It seems like the now all of the newground superstars.

  • If these two were the last hope for humanity i just say something somewhere, went completely right.

  • Oldman :D

  • 5:18

  • Funniest one ever

  • can you sprint like run more faster?

  • @xboxboy537 oh im dumb

  • @xboxboy537 yes i have this game it is fun

  • Wheres the bug porn?

  • @superman3oh3 there's plenty of that on the internet, especially from Japan

  • "Bye, fucker!"

    "So much more fun than shooting ants."

  • "Hey Matt... Remember this?" bam bam bam

    "AHHHHHHHH"

  • FUCK U OLDMAN!!!!!

  • It's funny how first they had a ally named Old Man now they get Kid

  • Believe in the me that believes in you!

  • 4:32 Girlchan in Paradise.........anyone?

  • @devijoe yea, they reference egoraptor a LOT

  • GAAAAH DENTISTS! GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!

  • guys how do i make split screen thing????/ i tried but idk how pls reply

  • 5:53 pats playing duck hunt...and matts the duck

  • two best friends play bioshock infinite and res operation raccoon city when they come out

  • Love the Egoraptor references.

  • Dentist are really scarier than spider.

  • "He helped Batman defeat Ra's Al Ghul."

    That's fucking brilliant.

  • This video is the reason why I got this game

  • "tell your grandma to bring the car around..."

    NICE Broken Pixels callback.

  • @YomamasGaming Ugh, I hate people like you that sit on their ass all day doing absolutely nothing but complaining about how this is better than that.

  • @xFLYxKILLAx What about ppl that sit onn their asses all day doing nothing not complaining about anything :D?

  • This only reinforces my well researched belief that those who play battle armor are both casual gay baby scrubs, and retards.

  • >Post date 9/11

    >A game where you regularly demolish buildings with assault rifles.

    Hehehehe

  • Oldman is the best team mate ever.

  • @Anarchist225 He helped Batman beat Ra's Al Ghul!

  • In this episode, Pat just irritates the fuck out of me.

  • pat is so mean to mat

  • We would all die if these two were our only hope of salvation.

  • my XBL is Raider W0lf (o is zero)

  • i can feel the love emanating off the video

  • It came out on PC and is on Steam right now! :D Gonna get it

  • Matt should've retaliated from the pink suit with the fact Pat watches MLP.

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  • invisibility ftw

  • BWAHAHA friendly fire can be a bitch! XD

  • 8:20

    Haven't laughed that hard in a while!

  • You take that back! Being invisible is the hottest shit!

  • 9:15 Get out of the fire

  • "What's scarier than spiders?" "...Dentists...." -Longest silence ever.-

  • ......Dentists.

  • Matt = guy who sounds like Leonard from Bing Bang Theory Pat = that dark voiced

  • stupid americano ;)

  • If these two were the last hope for humanity i just say we are fucked.

  • @MsDavid47 2012... they become the leaders of Earth.

  • @MsDavid47 We would be fucked in the first place if these two where the best out the all of the world to be the last hope xD

  • "Nihilist Communists: They believe in nothing for everyone." That is strangely... brilliant.

  • @TheJohnnyJohnster Like Antinatalists. lol.

  • I just realized this was put up on 9/11 Matt would say "Now what does that symbolize?" remember the first one?

  • 4:45 in sync FUCK

  • I love when he goes "Zowwie wowwie zowwie! Shrsh communicator is shpeaking to me!!" at 4:30 it's a reference to an Egoraptor animation. xD

  • What's worse: Locust or Communistnilaist Bugs

  • communist nillist LOL

  • Seen as i don't think it's been done for this vid i'll do it. I used to be in the Earth Defense Force, until i took an arrow to the knee

  • "I can see you it says Matt on the screen" "SHIT!"

  • 8:50 the fuck were you talking bout?

  • I dont get the invisible joke... What was that for?

  • @gamestats1 Go watch Two Best Friends Play - Mortal Kombat.

  • @JohnnyGrayVideos LMAFO Hahahaha thanks dude awesome!!!

  • @gamestats1 i think its a reference to the mortal kombat video they made

  • Great way to spend a sunday afternoon, watching some Two Best Friends Play

  • Giant Dentist Spiders made of Metal. D:>

  • I wish you guys had a Tv show :)

  • Whats scarier than spiders? Matt: Dentists...... Pat: *Facepalm*

  • @TheGoodComedy you got them back words

  • @TheRydog1  No?

  • who else gets the invisable joke?

  • @lu1scantu HAHA yeah, mortal kombat. reptile and smoke.

  • STORMTROOPERS F**K yah

  • I love the philosophical conversation about Aristotle and Socrates XD

  • @killroyify you do realize that Russia is a Socialist nation now, right? And that most Russians hate communism more than anything, right? and besides, they in no way even bashed Russia at all! how did you even manage to interpret it like that?

  • "They are communist nihilist....they believe in nothing for EVERYONE" hahhahahaha FUCK thats just BRILLIANT hahahahaa :D

  • @killroyify Before you insult, think about how they are JOKING around annd most russians hate communism more than anything kid and do your gosh damn spelling homework!

  • Halo + GTA

  • "You know what would be scary? Giant metal dentists" ............. "What the fuck are you talking about ?" xD made me lol

  • YEP. all the good japanese series are bein' turned over to the americans---and thus, turning to crap.

  • It´s usally matt who is retarded, but now it´s pat XD!

  • oh god. Their right, every remake or reboot or whatever games from America are or going to be pretty much terrible. Devil May Cry Reboot has so much hate right now. They should just stick to the Japanese, they are the sickest game makers.

  • @TwilighterThe1st the lead developer's are like European rite

  • These two idiots are more dangerous to each other than they are the bugs.

  • when they see the robot and both go FUUUUCK in unison <3

  • LOOOOOL i like how they always quote egoraptor

  • 2:46 It's actually pronounced "Rayj" Al Ghul

  • "turret guy doesn't need to do shit"-Pat

    "so its perfect for you"-Matt

    "Fuck you"-Pat

  • I forget. When did they introduce the "See you later FUCKER!"?

  • @malastrome15 I think it was when they were playing some fighting game, mortal kombat i think, pat started going "See ya at EVO fucker." And i think it just evolved into see ya later fucker!

  • "It's made by AMERICA."

  • See you later FUCKER!!! Hahaha

  • So could they not think of a better alien so they just used bugs?

  • "Nihilist Communist Bugs" LMAO

  • Do you like 14 year old girls with huge boobs? "Who doesn't?" LOL

    You are only alowed to say that if you are under 15 and over 13.

    Well, oh shit. I am.

  • "hey matt, remember this?" lol

  • Fuck you Oldman!!

  • Pat: Vansnaster, that sounds like something you pick up on a bad weekend

  • Speaking of the horrible new Devil May Cry, you guys should totally tear that thing apart when it comes out. I mean they made Dante a self-insert for the director, for chrissakes

  • Oldman can't save you now!!! lol

  • Pat: You saying my dad can't tell my own name?

    Matt: Yes. I'm surprised you even know who your real dad is

    Pat: Oooohhhhhhhhh

    Matt: Yaaaaaaa.... sorry

  • i want this game now......

  • You are the worst co-op players in the history of forever.

  • DENTISTS ARE SCARY!!!!

  • ITS NOT PINK ITS LIGHT RED

  • @roxas2069 RvB FTW!

  • @roxas2069 No, it's the Pinkie Pie color.

  • Fuck you oldman!! Lmfao

  • Matt: Thought process, spiders are scary yes? what's scarier than spiders.

    Pat: Uhhhh dentists

    Matt:.......no.

  • @MDavis1954 Dude you got the names mixed up -_______-

  • You guys remind me so much of me and my Brother when we played Earth Defense Force 2017. We yelled random shit, cried, laughed, loved, got pissed at the vehicles not working for us.

  • Matt: Ya! Tell your grandma bring the car around >:D

    Pat: ....what grandma? What the--

  • DAAAAAAAAH

  • Um, spiders, aren't insects...

  • @DoubleDangerCo umm... WE DONT FUCKIN CARE