@ethantaurez no it is not. definitely not. see, pat is actually an alien sleeper agent genetically engineered on an alien spaceship deployed on earth, waiting for the precise moment when he and his alien comrades can one day topple all earth governments simultaneously and take over the world, thus ushering in a new age of darkness for mankind.
Me and my friend saw this at Gamestop and decided to buy it. It was the shit-load of the century. My point is that just by you two playing this game, it makes it look like a work of art rather than something that gets boring after ten minutes. Good job!
@xFLYxKILLAx Sorry, but I don't understand how you would know what I do all day.
And I'm not complaining about how "this is better than that", I'm complaining how Mashitima has no talent and all their stuff is fake and acted. So they just prance around stealing people's fame with no talent themselves, and all the dumbasses could care less.
@killroyify you do realize that Russia is a Socialist nation now, right? And that most Russians hate communism more than anything, right? and besides, they in no way even bashed Russia at all! how did you even manage to interpret it like that?
@killroyify Before you insult, think about how they are JOKING around annd most russians hate communism more than anything kid and do your gosh damn spelling homework!
oh god. Their right, every remake or reboot or whatever games from America are or going to be pretty much terrible. Devil May Cry Reboot has so much hate right now. They should just stick to the Japanese, they are the sickest game makers.
@malastrome15 I think it was when they were playing some fighting game, mortal kombat i think, pat started going "See ya at EVO fucker." And i think it just evolved into see ya later fucker!
Speaking of the horrible new Devil May Cry, you guys should totally tear that thing apart when it comes out. I mean they made Dante a self-insert for the director, for chrissakes
You guys remind me so much of me and my Brother when we played Earth Defense Force 2017. We yelled random shit, cried, laughed, loved, got pissed at the vehicles not working for us.
this game actually seems fun
FlamingAtheist 40 minutes ago
Hehee took pink!
MrHoodlin 6 hours ago
whats scaryer then gaint spiders
dentist
.........no
giant metal dentist?
.........what the fuck is wrong with you!!!??
YoivaporuncaminoV2 19 hours ago
pat is a dick
MrSolidsnake2039 1 day ago
So...there have been numerous references to Pat not knowing his dad or something. Is this just a joke?
ethantaurez 1 day ago in playlist Season 3
@ethantaurez no it is not. definitely not. see, pat is actually an alien sleeper agent genetically engineered on an alien spaceship deployed on earth, waiting for the precise moment when he and his alien comrades can one day topple all earth governments simultaneously and take over the world, thus ushering in a new age of darkness for mankind.
haxxoromg 23 hours ago
They have the best opening theme song.
BotheredMe 1 day ago
What's scarier than spiders? Dentists. LOL
bacon4bkfst 2 days ago
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emcblack 2 days ago
That thing looks more like a giant daddy long-legs than a giant spider.
Xeno426 3 days ago in playlist Season 3
fuck you oldman
killstreakism 3 days ago in playlist Season 3
This came out on my bday and im 14 xD
OwnzYaFace 4 days ago
@OwnzYaFace you have an unfortunate birthday...
rockandroll4567 3 days ago
@OwnzYaFace We don't care.
urmomstoxicface 1 day ago
Aristotle is hilarious, he says all women do nothing but cause mischief and shouldnt be allowed to influence people because they r evil... lol!
Schism704 4 days ago in playlist Season 3
Pat: Okay, thought process.. Spiders are scary, right?
Matt: Yeaaaah...
Pat: Now, what's scarier than spiders?
Matt: Um... Dentists.
MaxximusFrost 1 week ago in playlist Season 3
This game does look fun
x9f1104 1 week ago
@x9f1104 it is!
xxplayer482xx 4 days ago in playlist Season 3
I do like 14 year old with big boobs =)
adamandrade777 1 week ago in playlist Season 3
Yeah tell your grandma to bring the car around!
nickpepperonii 1 week ago
Gotta activate the self-destruc.. SELF-DESTRUCT?!
MaxximusFrost 1 week ago in playlist Season 3
shut up with fukin game refrences
uber2uber 1 week ago
This game is fun, but it pales into insignificance compared to the first one.
BaresarkSlayne 1 week ago
what system is this for?
bayblade404 1 week ago
rofl Matt sounded like he was going to cry at 5:58
EthanBoltonSon 2 weeks ago
Me and my friend saw this at Gamestop and decided to buy it. It was the shit-load of the century. My point is that just by you two playing this game, it makes it look like a work of art rather than something that gets boring after ten minutes. Good job!
billzeking 2 weeks ago
FUCK YOU OLD MAN HELP ME
thedevilisaloser666 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 3 4
we're gonna need more handcuffs
osbely 2 weeks ago
awww man this isnt the czech stop motion series! im on the wrong channel again!!
abovethehorde 2 weeks ago
Jeez pat is such a fucking douche
TheLilcatfishy 2 weeks ago
pat is that particular kind of person who can go fuck himself
natemakesnoise 2 weeks ago
lol combo breaker philosophy dicussion
natemakesnoise 2 weeks ago
Did I just hear grilchan in paradise reference?!
Katzenjammerzzz 3 weeks ago
THIS GAME IS ON SALE ON STEAM RIGHT NOW!!!
im2chui 3 weeks ago
the bestwww.youtube.com/watch?v=71_NOtquojE
Chemiinator 3 weeks ago
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"Yeah like devil may cry that'll turn out great"
Dammit less than a minute in and i'm already laughing way too hard
NekoValtz 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
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NekoValtz 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
Really thought you were going to say "dumbest thing I've ever done..is you mom" matt, can't believe you missed that one :P
Hailofthechamber 3 weeks ago
FUCK YOU OLDMAN!!! LMFAO!
Ephri1 3 weeks ago
Pat: What's scary than spiders?
Matt:Dentists?
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Pat:No
MechahendrixJr 3 weeks ago
Matt:"tell grandma to bring the car around! yeah!". Fantastic!
Joshudan64 3 weeks ago
Pat: "Hey matt"
Matt: "What do ya want?"
Pat: "Remember this?!"
Matt: "Ohh god NOOO!"
InSaNiAc1000 4 weeks ago
they released this on 9/11 so this is what the twin towers are like now i didnt think it was this bad
Moosemaster329 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
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SeCONdagenda1 4 weeks ago
So which is matt and which is pat?
Alpha2Xavier 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@Alpha2Xavier the one that freaks out alot...is Matt
and the one with the deeper-ish voice..is Pat
NlghtBringer 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
he helped batman defeat Rag Al-Goul
pzhuwang 1 month ago
bring the car up front gma!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperRageKing 1 month ago
Flying is way more cool that being invisible.
XplosivCookie 1 month ago
do they know egorapter
MrVuEric 1 month ago 28
@MrVuEric It seems like the now all of the newground superstars.
Evolutionofhell 1 week ago
If these two were the last hope for humanity i just say something somewhere, went completely right.
sukaro123 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Oldman :D
LiamTuber 1 month ago
5:18
RedRamekRaze7 1 month ago
Funniest one ever
ricardoaguirre1197 1 month ago
can you sprint like run more faster?
xboxboy537 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@xboxboy537 oh im dumb
xboxboy537 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@xboxboy537 yes i have this game it is fun
The1shallstand 1 month ago
Wheres the bug porn?
superman3oh3 1 month ago
@superman3oh3 there's plenty of that on the internet, especially from Japan
ShootStyleZombie 1 month ago
"Bye, fucker!"
"So much more fun than shooting ants."
battletoads22 1 month ago
"Hey Matt... Remember this?" bam bam bam
"AHHHHHHHH"
undertakerock1 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
FUCK U OLDMAN!!!!!
Russian90210 1 month ago
It's funny how first they had a ally named Old Man now they get Kid
ninjamaster2772 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Believe in the me that believes in you!
rootbeerblues 1 month ago
4:32 Girlchan in Paradise.........anyone?
devijoe 1 month ago
@devijoe yea, they reference egoraptor a LOT
chowellith 1 month ago
GAAAAH DENTISTS! GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!
sporepics 1 month ago
guys how do i make split screen thing????/ i tried but idk how pls reply
bogdibodi 1 month ago
5:53 pats playing duck hunt...and matts the duck
agilesalmon 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
two best friends play bioshock infinite and res operation raccoon city when they come out
zanyskull12 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Love the Egoraptor references.
Yakita60 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Dentist are really scarier than spider.
MaxTeacup 1 month ago
"He helped Batman defeat Ra's Al Ghul."
That's fucking brilliant.
TheLockon00 1 month ago
This video is the reason why I got this game
JesustronV2 1 month ago
"tell your grandma to bring the car around..."
NICE Broken Pixels callback.
nmarchan 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
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Ugh, I hate Mashitima and their acted bullshit.... Nova and Sp00n kick these loser's asses...
YomamasGaming 1 month ago
@YomamasGaming Ugh, I hate people like you that sit on their ass all day doing absolutely nothing but complaining about how this is better than that.
xFLYxKILLAx 1 month ago in playlist Season 3 22
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@xFLYxKILLAx Sorry, but I don't understand how you would know what I do all day.
And I'm not complaining about how "this is better than that", I'm complaining how Mashitima has no talent and all their stuff is fake and acted. So they just prance around stealing people's fame with no talent themselves, and all the dumbasses could care less.
YomamasGaming 1 month ago
@xFLYxKILLAx What about ppl that sit onn their asses all day doing nothing not complaining about anything :D?
omenpl29 1 week ago
This only reinforces my well researched belief that those who play battle armor are both casual gay baby scrubs, and retards.
valide1 1 month ago
>Post date 9/11
>A game where you regularly demolish buildings with assault rifles.
Hehehehe
Setsuzoku 1 month ago
Oldman is the best team mate ever.
Anarchist225 1 month ago
@Anarchist225 He helped Batman beat Ra's Al Ghul!
TheShieldsMD 1 month ago
In this episode, Pat just irritates the fuck out of me.
OxKaguya 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
pat is so mean to mat
theskater4life100 2 months ago
We would all die if these two were our only hope of salvation.
MANJYOMETHUNDER111 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
my XBL is Raider W0lf (o is zero)
DETHxWOLF 2 months ago
i can feel the love emanating off the video
DomR1997 2 months ago
It came out on PC and is on Steam right now! :D Gonna get it
GlaciusX2 2 months ago
Matt should've retaliated from the pink suit with the fact Pat watches MLP.
cybertron114 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
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HAHA this reminds so much of me and my brother playing anything.
sirawesoman 2 months ago
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sirawesoman 2 months ago
invisibility ftw
timfrommail 2 months ago
BWAHAHA friendly fire can be a bitch! XD
Swordofswordom 2 months ago
8:20
Haven't laughed that hard in a while!
AFatGamerNerd 2 months ago
You take that back! Being invisible is the hottest shit!
DragMeToShore 2 months ago
9:15 Get out of the fire
Sklade 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
"What's scarier than spiders?" "...Dentists...." -Longest silence ever.-
Sklade 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 11
......Dentists.
CabooseBlue13 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Matt = guy who sounds like Leonard from Bing Bang Theory Pat = that dark voiced
BigBlackBro1 2 months ago
stupid americano ;)
prostaMiNiMaL 2 months ago
If these two were the last hope for humanity i just say we are fucked.
MsDavid47 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 217
@MsDavid47 2012... they become the leaders of Earth.
VynlamorNightshade 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@MsDavid47 We would be fucked in the first place if these two where the best out the all of the world to be the last hope xD
yohomey1234 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
"Nihilist Communists: They believe in nothing for everyone." That is strangely... brilliant.
TheJohnnyJohnster 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 142
@TheJohnnyJohnster Like Antinatalists. lol.
TheLockon00 1 month ago
I just realized this was put up on 9/11 Matt would say "Now what does that symbolize?" remember the first one?
TheTropicthunder13 2 months ago
4:45 in sync FUCK
colprom 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
I love when he goes "Zowwie wowwie zowwie! Shrsh communicator is shpeaking to me!!" at 4:30 it's a reference to an Egoraptor animation. xD
MitusTheDestroyer 2 months ago 2
What's worse: Locust or Communistnilaist Bugs
bednarskimatthew 2 months ago in playlist EVERY Two Best Friends Play
communist nillist LOL
pzhuwang 2 months ago 2
Seen as i don't think it's been done for this vid i'll do it. I used to be in the Earth Defense Force, until i took an arrow to the knee
Clickykid 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
"I can see you it says Matt on the screen" "SHIT!"
DjlohseProductions 2 months ago
8:50 the fuck were you talking bout?
BarelyPerfect 2 months ago
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@BarelyPerfect 14 year old girls with huge boobs?
boethiah12 2 months ago
I dont get the invisible joke... What was that for?
gamestats1 2 months ago
@gamestats1 Go watch Two Best Friends Play - Mortal Kombat.
JohnnyGrayVideos 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@JohnnyGrayVideos LMAFO Hahahaha thanks dude awesome!!!
gamestats1 2 months ago
@gamestats1 i think its a reference to the mortal kombat video they made
iritian 2 months ago
Great way to spend a sunday afternoon, watching some Two Best Friends Play
Jermster238 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Giant Dentist Spiders made of Metal. D:>
Grazony 2 months ago
I wish you guys had a Tv show :)
123McDestino 3 months ago
Whats scarier than spiders? Matt: Dentists...... Pat: *Facepalm*
TheGoodComedy 3 months ago
@TheGoodComedy you got them back words
TheRydog1 3 months ago
@TheRydog1 No?
TheGoodComedy 3 months ago
who else gets the invisable joke?
lu1scantu 3 months ago 3
@lu1scantu HAHA yeah, mortal kombat. reptile and smoke.
frenchythenazi 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
STORMTROOPERS F**K yah
TheMIKEY400 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
I love the philosophical conversation about Aristotle and Socrates XD
Thehessman777 3 months ago
@killroyify you do realize that Russia is a Socialist nation now, right? And that most Russians hate communism more than anything, right? and besides, they in no way even bashed Russia at all! how did you even manage to interpret it like that?
legotheanimated 3 months ago
"They are communist nihilist....they believe in nothing for EVERYONE" hahhahahaha FUCK thats just BRILLIANT hahahahaa :D
enigma81581 3 months ago
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you guys are raceest to ruissans ass holes
killroyify 3 months ago
@killroyify Before you insult, think about how they are JOKING around annd most russians hate communism more than anything kid and do your gosh damn spelling homework!
shrumples1997 3 months ago
Halo + GTA
AwWaYz 3 months ago
"You know what would be scary? Giant metal dentists" ............. "What the fuck are you talking about ?" xD made me lol
TheHingsterPro 3 months ago
YEP. all the good japanese series are bein' turned over to the americans---and thus, turning to crap.
WhiteN0iz 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
It´s usally matt who is retarded, but now it´s pat XD!
TheGb2132 3 months ago
oh god. Their right, every remake or reboot or whatever games from America are or going to be pretty much terrible. Devil May Cry Reboot has so much hate right now. They should just stick to the Japanese, they are the sickest game makers.
TwilighterThe1st 3 months ago
@TwilighterThe1st the lead developer's are like European rite
st8lion 3 months ago
These two idiots are more dangerous to each other than they are the bugs.
modestmenace 3 months ago 68
when they see the robot and both go FUUUUCK in unison <3
SuckSeeding 3 months ago in playlist Season 3 3
LOOOOOL i like how they always quote egoraptor
jimmybobby74 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
2:46 It's actually pronounced "Rayj" Al Ghul
zhazha23 3 months ago
"turret guy doesn't need to do shit"-Pat
"so its perfect for you"-Matt
"Fuck you"-Pat
DamuEmran 3 months ago
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FUCK YOU OLD MAN
brokenlimbo 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
I forget. When did they introduce the "See you later FUCKER!"?
malastrome15 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
@malastrome15 I think it was when they were playing some fighting game, mortal kombat i think, pat started going "See ya at EVO fucker." And i think it just evolved into see ya later fucker!
66sjones 3 months ago
"It's made by AMERICA."
XXuranoobXX 3 months ago
See you later FUCKER!!! Hahaha
playa21191 3 months ago
So could they not think of a better alien so they just used bugs?
chrisblaster18 3 months ago
"Nihilist Communist Bugs" LMAO
kallope1 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Do you like 14 year old girls with huge boobs? "Who doesn't?" LOL
You are only alowed to say that if you are under 15 and over 13.
Well, oh shit. I am.
KnivstikkerOla 3 months ago
"hey matt, remember this?" lol
CreamPieVids 3 months ago
Fuck you Oldman!!
Stasiss13 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Pat: Vansnaster, that sounds like something you pick up on a bad weekend
myuu493 3 months ago
Speaking of the horrible new Devil May Cry, you guys should totally tear that thing apart when it comes out. I mean they made Dante a self-insert for the director, for chrissakes
WhoTookMyMirr 3 months ago in playlist Season 3 2
Oldman can't save you now!!! lol
DivineXdarkness 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Pat: You saying my dad can't tell my own name?
Matt: Yes. I'm surprised you even know who your real dad is
Pat: Oooohhhhhhhhh
Matt: Yaaaaaaa.... sorry
XboxAnnihilator 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
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Pat: Thought process, spiders are scary yes? what's scarier than spiders.
Matt: Uhhhh dentists
Pat:.......no.
Derp859 3 months ago
i want this game now......
vexen6089 3 months ago
You are the worst co-op players in the history of forever.
IethargicAnarchist 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
DENTISTS ARE SCARY!!!!
iLUVindians19 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
ITS NOT PINK ITS LIGHT RED
roxas2069 4 months ago in playlist Season 3 89
@roxas2069 RvB FTW!
chriswww 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@roxas2069 No, it's the Pinkie Pie color.
FanimusMaximus 2 months ago
Fuck you oldman!! Lmfao
xXCH1MPXx 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Matt: Thought process, spiders are scary yes? what's scarier than spiders.
Pat: Uhhhh dentists
Matt:.......no.
MDavis1954 4 months ago
@MDavis1954 Dude you got the names mixed up -_______-
XboxAnnihilator 4 months ago
You guys remind me so much of me and my Brother when we played Earth Defense Force 2017. We yelled random shit, cried, laughed, loved, got pissed at the vehicles not working for us.
anormaldude70 4 months ago
Matt: Ya! Tell your grandma bring the car around >:D
Pat: ....what grandma? What the--
XboxAnnihilator 4 months ago
DAAAAAAAAH
ninjarobo110 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Um, spiders, aren't insects...
DoubleDangerCo 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
@DoubleDangerCo umm... WE DONT FUCKIN CARE
electokev 4 months ago