The Soup: Salmoni's Survival Tips

[powerrangersr]

lololOLOl hey hey cut it out

[maddyreid18]

dude, he's got some serious swamp ass in that one shot

[Unknowntruth84]

Epic line: "I don't know who that was. I thought that guy was going to make me live with the Kardashians." LOL

[PennyDreadfuI]

I wonder if Dave ever had to use that cane on a drunken Chelsea Handler...

[MissTrixie1]

Another person who doesn't want to live with the Kardashians. At this rate people won't want to "catch up" with them rather "run away" from the Kardashians.

[MissTrixie1]

Another person who doesn't want to live with the Kardashians. At this rate people won't want to "catch up" with them rather "run away from" the Kardashians.

[lpycb42]

I am going to marry Dave. Seriously. He's the man of my dreams. It's like god read my mind (before I even existed) and made him just for me...

[lpycb42]

I am going to marry Dave. Seriously. He's the man of my dreams.

[SuperBatman900]

the guy in the suit was me.

[nazzthespazz16]

I would totally choose death by lion versus the kardashions.

At least with the lions, it's a quick and painless way to go.

LOL "I don't have a death wish."

[patangel10]

haha omg so freaking hilarious

[llamamilk4]

In his defense, if somebody was trying to make me live with the kardashians, I would've reacted the same way

[XanamiaqueenX]

omfg 

[ianflowforever]

He lived?! DAMNIT! I thought he died a horrible and bloody death, this is much less satisfying. Maybe it was the guy who was trying to live with bears, that got eaten,,,,,

[1vulpixgirl]

I'd piss myself too if i giant lion came charging at me.

[sasukeichigo12]

salmoonaay

[ZAC2994]

NOOO! lol

[makeuptoya]

it was funny,especially when he pissed himself.

[LG723]

for everyone who asked why his butt was wet at the end of the clip, he was riding on his cart/vehicle in the middle of the jungle. when you are sitting for a long period of time in the heat, your butt starts to sweat and you can see that the wet spot is in the exact shape of how your bum would sit. p.s. if it was piss, it would not be in the back!

[21centuryg]

at :32 did he piss himself?

[mikeczasak89]

"HEY... BACK UP, GET OUT OF HERE...(BANGS CANE TO THE GOUND) HEY, HEY, BACK UP.. NOOO" LOL that guy was like WTF?

[tangthebang]

Love this man!

[1992Buckwild]

lmao HEY HEY!!! CUT IT OUT!! lol that guy is crrrrazy!

[DaveSalmoniTV]

heh

[wacthnclips]

fav soup clip!!!!!!!!! lol

[ICallTheShots]

I can't stand how funny this is. Love me some Dave Salmoni!

[wierdboy23]

at 1:20 i was laughing so hard i olmost peed

[PlatinumV3]

u almost peed urself but the guy beat u to it 0:32

[aaronski111]

man, love the soup

[deltaboi88]

which episode of into the pride was this? i want to watch it.

[ToriAllHeart266]

lol big lions XD

[jaquy101]

OMG, LMAO!!!!!! I died when i first saw this on TV!!!!!! xDD When he screams out "NO!!!!" @ 1:25 i fell on the floor, laughing!!! One of my favorite skits EVER!!!!!

[aznpridfoo]

@jaquy101 HAHHA SAME

[Hydradrago]

i dave is cool love his show and the soup lol

[kaizokupanda]

ROFLMAO, what a good sport. Love that guy.

[simprincess242]

dude i was crackign up!!!

[fab4fan5]

laugh sooo hard when they first showed this....so funny...1:30 didn't even look like he knew he was being filmed..lol

[loganpksam]

cut it out thats enough!

[capfan]

Very funny, that guy is such a good sport!

[adolfsandval]

I would be scared of that guy too... like dave salmoni

[No0dLeS2080]

"HEY, HEY, CUT IT OUT!" "LoL, ROFL<<<<"

[rejectfreakloser2134]

i laughed so hard when I saw it on TV. haha!

[ilovedarladoo1777]

That's how I want to react when I see a cop coming towards me.

[chisabel9]

I want him. Bad!

[pielol123]

NOO! lol

[zaq147369]

lol, "HEY!!!HEY!!" haha .

[bunji666]

hahaha,this made my day : )

[josepall]

...oficialmente este man se cago a los 0:34 del video. Observen bien.

[autumncarousel]

LMAO

[charmed1ify]

this whole clip is hilarious.

[Robotman]

if that guy wasn't hot I'd say feed him to the lions! haaaa!

[SLDPotato]

I think it's great when a guy can make fun of himself like that.

[tiahawaii95]

yah, but did u see the end of the vid? it looked like he peed himself.

[paolinacorsaro]

dave is HOT

[juscallmeTJ]

dave is a dumbass lol

[ronniemonnie]

Dave's hot.

[eddiehatesyou]

"I thought he gonna make me live with the kardashains" (I know)

[barca2022]

hahhuh .. i luv it when sum0ne make fun of himself ..!!

backkk .. no no . lols

[rkharty]

why was his bum wet?

[EnvoyofDarkness]

With all those "hey"s Dave sounded like a gruffer navi

[omixmix]

NO....NO!!...NO!!!!! hahahaha

[rlynn720]

lmfao!!!

1:19 - 1:31

[secretspy88]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[justyn120]

Dave is such a good sport.

[No0dLeS2080]

"LMFAO"<<< This Shit is so fucking hilarious!!!!!!

[hkill09]

"Hey! Back up! No! No!" XD Man, i love the soup

[Leprechaun253]

Dave Salmoni did not pee his pants.  The material on the seat of his pants is different, it's darker. Watch Into the Pride and you will see.

[dingleb3rryx]

i want some of those pre-piss soaked pantaloons

[FallenRose101]

... Uhm... Who cares?

It doesn't matter what it really was, its just a funny thing to think.

[dingleb3rryx]

looks like he tucked his dick in between his legs and pissed himself, maybe its just sweat but i dunno......

[BearGryllsSG]

HAHAHAAHAHAHA

[exuberantpeace]

Dave must be tall because Joel is a giant. Seth Green is also short, very short next to Joel.

[GPLover456]

Dave's about 6'3"

[MauValmont]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

"i thought he was gonna make me live with the kardashians"

OMG that cracked me up for minutes!

[sabimet]

the two hotiest men in the world !!!

[sabimet]

great !! I love the soup!!

[Linoxism]

When I read his name, it made me hungry. :|

But I LOL'd at this so badly. XD

[HeyUngraceful]

THIS IS SO GREAT hahaha

[lumpylupfer]

the lion was booking so hard its not even funny

[Konniechiwa]

he peeded on himself ajajajajajaj

[lastmissingclue]

hes a good looking man...

[tanker58p]

hahahha I have to watch this one!!

[penguinslovehockey]

haha that's what i'm doing from now on. HEY!

[k3lly06]

i didnt know who that guy was , i thought he was going to make me live with the kardashians hahaha

[greenteen24]

thtas soo funny!

[WOWnikthedude]

That lion was crusin', Id've shit in his place.

[Edwardvaira]

Dave Salmoni is one of the few guests that are acctually the same height as joel

[sweeeetiie]

haha i noticed that too (:

[ScorpiaProduction]

i love how the lion just keeps running

[HammandClov]

Salmoni got some BIG balls. That was intense.

[serendipitysoul]

BACK OFF! XD

[WereSphinx]

Dave Salmoni is hotttttt, mmm give me a piece of that beefcake!

[penguinslovehockey]

you can get it if you want it, but he'll hit the cane on the ground and yell at you.

[MoneyTalks1132]

the skit was a win

[paisabombom2133]

dave is hot, id love him to come 2 my territory lol id be like the lion hunting the prey lol

[DestinationShadows]

haha

[Choochooitswoo]

hey wth happened to E on channel 10 for like canadians?

[sailorscout1]

I watched this last night and I was seriously crying because I was laughing so hard. I love The Soup!

[jazmella]

LOL This show is hee-larious!

[exuberantpeace]

that was so funny!

[jmac252525]

the soup iz the funniest show i watched in a while.

[meganloves2shop]

wow lol

[monicamermaid]

rofl

[StrawberryBigMac]

you know that song put it in my mouth? ...yeah..

[idiotbreathing]

At 0:33, did he have some kind of an accident?

[McrMyAddiction]

lmao that was really funny xD

[kacieyourmom]

he was probily in on that. but it would of been soooo funny if he was not!!!!!!

[thehund]

i would be scared too, i wouldn't want to live with them either

[akidd082005]

"is that how you normally interact with people?"

"i didn't know who that was...i thought that guy was gonna make me live with the kardashians" best part haha

[GrixieKong]

Was that guy in on the joke, or was he just some random businessman with a cup of coffee?

[NumberThirteen7]

I hope he was just some random businessman with coffee.

[vandal9202]

When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

[tenspoonsofspin]

What a good sport...and really cute too!

[bq552]

hey lion! you stop! be nice!

yeah, that's it! you tell that lion! i mean lions speak and understand english right?! whoo, yeah!

[adolfsandval]

Joel McHale and Dave Salmoni makes a great duo!

[eupris26]

jajajajajajajaj XD

Dave Salmoni is GREAT!!!!

[ZuukiFan39]

LMAO!! xDDD

[Amiratof]

He's being a good sport

[plasticine86]

Rofl

[marte5998]

jajaja

BACK UP¡

LOVE  THE SOUP

[arwentlor]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­ja me hizo gritar de la risa, no esperaba eso jajajajajaja

[ShootStyleZombie]

so that's what the E! courtyard looks like

[chellebelle88]

"i thought he was gonna make me live with the kardashians" LOL

[hrabbit]

that poor random guy XD

[kaczurda]

LMFAO!

[bsubassbaby2]

he's hot!

[paisabombom2133]

i know he is hot, id love him to come 2 my territory lol

[bsubassbaby2]

haha agreed

[cx420ns]

i almost choked on an almond @ the courtyard skit.... pure gold

[devddill]

I saw that skit coming but it was still hilairious! HEY! BACK UP!! imma gonna do this to people sometime... now where can i find a shephards cane?

[ob1kenobi56]

LMFAO xD

[bremex]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[i13m]

that guy is like the grizzly diaries guy... he will get mauled by something one day...

[eirakari]

The Soup, you have done it again. :D

[Gatorduckie]

That was funny.

[twins1729]

LOL Great. :)

[ukebandit]

good sport

[pisces38]

That coffee guy was like "WTF?! lol

[iCamilla]

LMAO XD

[UnnamedYoukai]

Wow what a good sport.

[iceblitz]

lmfao

[OPRAHateMYcookies]

is it just his pants, or did he pee his self when he was running from the lion?

[GundarTwinkleFluffy]

I think it was sweat. The pants look like that the entire time, even before the lion comes at him.

[Grahf]

He was better at Soup sketches than most celebs.

[Neppybutt]

What a nutjob! lol

[ElectroWOWofficial]

lol

[lizajane5758]

yeah i wouldnt want to live with that crazy family either.