Spitzer Call Girl Resigns

[DeleeP]

"Whats a blumpkin?"  lmfao

[videogamenostalgia]

WTF is up with her hair? It looks like a lego person's hair- I just wanna pull that thing off...

[KotzTube]

ROFL ... LMAO!!!

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

Prostitute: It has been my privilage to let vlasted, self-loathing, hypocrites, pound my private areas like the beaches at Normandy.

LMAO!! LMAO!!

[ChiefNauiLittleBitch]

@bubblinbrownsugar616 The beaches of Normandy had a much higher causality rate than you ever inflicted. The risk of disease was greater, too.

You're not so bad. The wives wouldn't let the poundage occur, after all. You did. There is a sense in which you could be considered a patriot. I'll bet it was good. I'm sure of it. I'm also extremely interested in what the Alabama hot pocket is.

You are also no Republican. That would screw your kids badly, and you, as well.

[nick06181991]

LMAO

[tarpumpphillips]

it is fake

[zatoichi12345]

me thinks someone is trying copy the onion.

[alienated182]

uh, derrr!!

[5thhorsman]

your a retard

[joeasmythe]

get in linelibs, kennedy, edwards, spitzer, clinton, fdr, ..... is this the best we can do at election time?

[todduluss]

Amazing -- check out there are actually (2) two moron's posting on here who are bitching "fake"....not knowing this is a work of parody genius - it's comedy. Wow, I can't believe there really are people that stupid out there????

[socialtalker1]

fantastic writing, cleverly staged and brilliantly delivered. comedy at its best!

five solid stars!

[onstageagain]

FAKE... this is FAKE!!!! Look at the label FAKE!!!

[PeterAdourian]

hahahahaha

[StanhopeDoug]

brilliant very clever, very very very funny!!

[Wrizzle09]

I have a nice ass E

[colorblind90]

yt keeps taking down my sexy vids!!!! D

[Truelove6]

I'd like to try that "Alabama Hot Pocket" thing. Can you demonstrate a little of that?

[HalfAssVids]

hahah "What's a blumpkin?!!?!"

[Rladrien]

hey everyone has to ask the first time they hear the word blumpkin :)

[shavoba55]

The fact that she included the words "spitting out" and "swallowing" to end her speech gave me a good chuckle :)

[Pkr]

The press was trying to harass her so she left...brave lady. True Republican spirit....

[onstageagain]

this is fake

can't you tell?

[PeterAdourian]

hahahaha

[Pkr]

I'm glad she came forward...did you ever notice that when Dems have sex outside their marriages it is with someone of the opposite sex...while Republicans seem to keep it in the same locker room...???

[lordfarquad13]

this is fake

[cinderjean]

funny stuff...the scariest part here is that there are people wondering if this is 'real'! GAH!

[onstageagain]

this isnt real... this is not the girl that was in the room with Spitzer

[AngelSHARKgirl]

Duh.

[Leahiscoolerthanyou]

I feel so sorry for the broken hearted boyfriend but I'm glad to see him stand by his woman in these tough times.

[driftwood14]

UM OK WELL THEN

please check us out

[Dro621]

good one

[NJSciGuy]

If Hillary had this writer on her speeches, Obama would have not chance

[googly743]

No way. **** said he saw her with GB! Is he going to resign too? What will he say?

[MRB0ND007]

Kristen

I'm so sorry to hear that you had to resign.

I guess all good things must come to an end

I wish you the best of luck in the future.  If you need any help please do not hesitate to give a call.............God Bless

[CAPT4INSL0W]

oh please I hope this is sarcasm...

[waynewofford]

LOL FUNNY SHIT

[Godishere00]

is this for real??

[jflash214]

blumkin, denver hot pocket

[edwardjm50]

spitzer, montale a esta que a lo mejor es mas barata...porque la otra te dejo sin un centavo...

[PhoenixDown11]

LMFAO this should be on the most viewed list

[onyx97]

"It has been my privilege to let flaccid self loathing hypocrites pound my private areas like the beaches of Normandy" lol, that's funny.

[neofrank1]

"What's a blumpkin?" EPIC LULZZZ

[TheAttackcomedy]

perfect

[mehatch1]

glaze bucket (gubernatorial)

[pfeter]

The actor who plays "Kristen"...she is a brilliant comedian!

[Pmanpanz]

HAHAH finally we know what she got paid to do

[Pmanpanz]

this is what she was paid to do wow Normandie

[Aftershok]

Perfect!