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  • SCIENTOLOGY SUUUUCKS AND EVERY MEMBER OF THERE STUPID COMPANY TOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! LOOOSERS WITHOUT A LIFE GET ABUSED BY SCIENTOLOGY OM G :D AND DO THINK YOU MAKE A GOOD WAY HAHAHHAHA STUPID PEOPLE OMG XDDDD

  • @guccivuittony All religions are retarded

  • SCIENTOLOGY ESPECIAL FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT A LIFE for losers !!!! its a help to lose your money :D scientologyy is a fucking buuullshit companyyyyy there are working only crazy people without a normal view for a life... they are psychical flashed in their heads they should be in any closed area... omg :D ITS FOR STUUUUUPID PEOPLE :D:D AND I AM SURE THERE ARE ENOUGH OF THEM HAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOSERS

  • @guccivuittony Calm the fuck down. Where the hell are your parents?

  • lol, I'm in the picture when we protested outside the LA County sheriff dept cuz the sheriff was running for reelection (he won) and he's a Scientology tool.

    Leroy Baca is a clamquat.

  • The tags read "Did you hear that we said are kidding". hahahaha

  • One look at Hubbard should cause anyone to run away from this philosophy. Granted there is some wisdom with Scientology, but it's mostly waste product.

  • @Midnight0Blue19 There is a phyilosophy behind scientology??? :-) Naaa, just a bunch of sick people.

  • scientology is a CULT!

    like every other religion, it has no value in a scientific community

  • L Ron Hubbard was given Vistaril® by Dr. Gene Denk in his final days, by intramuscular injection in the right buttocks. Vistaril® is a psychiatric drug, used to calm frantic or overly anxious patients. He died on January 24th, 1986, eight days after the fatal stroke, and one day after signing his last will and testament. He died in a 1982 Blue Bird motor home, about five miles East of Creston, CA, at the very remote "Emanuel Camp". His fingernails and toenails were long and unkempt.

  • Tom Cruise and $cientology are under FBI investigation for slave labour, child abuse and human trafficking, yeah REAL NICE you perverts!

  • @crowley611 my sister was brainwashed for 8 years and spent 20 yrs in therapy because of it, to be deprogrammed. i lost a good friend because his family refused surgery for him cause of their beliefs. he could have lived to see his daughter graduate by now. CULT

  • @crowley611 Well, horrible story, but I'm not sure why you're calling them perverts. "Child abuse" is not necessarily sexual. This has more to do with allegations regarding the way their frightening work camps (known as Rehabilitation Project Force, or RPF), where scientologists "voluntarily" go to work away their personality flaws, or something. The stories I've heard are disgusting, but they're more about forcing children (and adults) to work insane hours for little or no pay, not about sex.

  • not funny

  • @renata2405 scientologist fag lol

  • scientology is just as stupid as any other religion. very stupid, that is.

  • @snopphaka It's even worse IMO. You can kind of see how people may have been fooled by writings that are thousands of years old. This is just a bloody joke. I highly believe in extra terrestrial life, but this Scientology cult is holding humanity back. This is the reason that humans are such a mess of a species. Ridiculous.

  • @eleventhsun Well.. you gotta let people believe what they wanna believe. That goes for religious people as well as non-religious people...

  • @snopphaka It sure does, but when you see someone out there clearly and purposely scamming people in need and taking their money you have to do the right thing as a human being and provide the correct and true documented factual information.

  • @eleventhsun guess so.

  • @snopphaka Well for example (and I know it's extreme) but there are groups like NAMBLA, Zoophiles,Westboro Baptist Church etc that have a system of beliefs. Now of course we have to allow them to speak as long as it doesn't break the law, but we by no means have to respect their beliefs just because they have them. I can't take away freedom of speech for anyone, but we don't have to respect everything everyone comes up with. Cheers!

  • @snopphaka Yes, people should be allowed to believe what they want, but they should not have the right to try to silence anyone for criticizing their beliefs, or even explaining why they're illogical and just plain wrong. While it's not uncommon to hear mainstream churches try to paint their critics as bigots, or claiming that, say, pointing out contradictions in the bible is somehow censoring christians, scientologists take it to insane levels. Google Operation Freak Out, for a scary example.

  • Scientology is a joke, I was a member of it in 2005 I was naive and didnt what it was until I made a research of it. All the info they give is fictional and they always lie and take your money, I left them after 2 month.

  • @ali240882 You sound dumb as a box of dumb ass rocks ya big dummy dumb dumb dumb. You're like the dumbest guy since Dummy Dumbsworth came to Dumbsville. You're so dumb it is stupid!

  • hello sailor sea org bunnies

  • Best vid I've seen in a long time :D

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  • Scientology is basically a huge circlejerk.

  • A daisy chain of cock.

  • Excellent video!!!!

    OMG!! The Hubbard pic at 0:44!!!!

    Epic Video is Epic...

  • (.Y.) hehe. boobs

  • Bigotist or bigoted bud?

  • 1. Bigoted.

    2. One can only be bigoted AGAINST something, not TOWARDS something.

    3. What's wrong with gay people? My house wouldn't have such great interior design if not for them.

  • No but your tonsils are

  • I really like this. Anyone have a DL link? The music alone is great.

  • Oh my dear lord, that's amazing. Where are the lyrics?

  • does the word dickassfuckingwintercoatwearin­gbraindeadtwat appear in your dictionary? If not then you're a douche. but "dnt read this(cuz it really wrks)"

  • haha my butt hurts

  • LOL cult is butt hurt

  • hhahaa, what a weird cult

  • Beyond awesome.

  • Holy Shit!! I took an e-meter and stuck the cans between my thighs as I jerked off to a video of Tom Cruise, and the needle went crazy back and forth. I rock-slammed. I have evil intentions. If I was a Scilon, I'd be sent to the RPF slave camp where there is no Internet, no YouTube, no videos of Tom Cruise, no KY jelly. Horrors!!!

  • lmao

    Holy shit.... LOL!!!

    I just can't.. stop.. laughing. LMAO

  • ahaha, love the westboro signs

  • Hilarious! 5/5 and fav'd.

    dianetics/scientology is a trap - stay free.

  • lol, so retarded it was funny :P

  • Google "Scientology scam" to find information on this evil cult.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • And commenting negatively on a video that's meant as a JOKE makes you look even MORE retarded.

  • What?

  • You werent commenting on a whole family unit, only one man, leaving one man. Keeping with the original topic, if said man left in order to pursue his own happiness, then he has that right. Honestly, there will always be another one out there. Its not a lie to do what makes you happy and you aren't ever permanently gay, or hetero for that matter. Your comment was negative in all realms of thought, are you really that full of bigotry and hate?

  • haha, you really are exactly what lordes calls you.

    an idiot.

  • FUCK U

  • I'm going to have to reiterate the fact that I believe people should do what makes them happy. If a gay man leaves a gay man for a woman, its not because hes denying who he is, its because he made a choice that makes him happy. Also, if I misinterpreted what you said, its because you typed it in such a way that made it look as if being hetero is bad, that one line is what caught my eye at first, but the whole post is full of negativity.

  • GREAT VIDEO

    Good voice, very creative..I LOoooved the ending...

  • hahahahahaha well done

  • Cheers!

  • Lol, a fine production!

    5stars!

    Co$ mgt. are equal opportunity screwers, everybody gets it.

  • This is a brilliant vid! Well done Tim and the people at Cracked.

    This video illustrates that scientology is dangerous. They lie and say that you can be gay but in reality their science fiction writer founder LRon Hubbard said that gay people should be "disposed of". Google Michael Pattison for the truth and see Ian Halperins(spelling?)latest movie where scientologists promise to cure him and make him straight. scientology is a dangerous, criminally convicted UFO cult and should be stopped.

  • no, thats Kirk Cameron

  • You cannot seriously mean to say, and I quote "strayed the wrong way way and had sex with the opposite sex". How is that wrong? How is being gay right? I believe people should do what makes them happy, but phrases like that just show how much of a bigot and intolerant gays can be, just as much as anti-gay people. If you are going to be outspoken about it, do it right. Biggotry and hypocrisy are not the ways you are going to win your rights.

  • homosexuality is not common among scientologists, I assure you.

  • Stop the lies. Homosexuality is REQUIRED among scientologists.

  • what the hell is all this gay bashing for? The video is hilarious

  • @aceyasalways The first sign of an idiot is misunderstanding of brilliant satire like this one.

  • But the Adam and Eve story ties into religion, specifically Christianity. Presently, we cannot force our beliefs to these type of groups that think and act differently, especially if they are on a secular level.

  • What about bi? Besides, can you do this on another video with gays, this one's hilarious, therefore doesn't deserve anything but a lol in the comments.

  • Stand Proud? Nah....

    Sit Firm!

    Protect your...um...SELF from Scientology!

  • NO U!

  • This should be played at the pickets :))

  • It is, in Atlanta. :)

  • This is hilarious! Well done indeed!

  • is tom cruising?

  • actually a billion years years contract and they are definitely homophobic

    one of my friend did the terst had an interview he confessed feeling bad about his family and his homosexuality they told him they could cure him .... a good prank comedy my friend is a very good actor it was so funny and french .....

  • did u ever watch anything that made u laugh so hard ur butt got tickled by it? well that was me while watching this video....

  • omg, EPIC WIN. talk about epic lulz

  • man this one still rox this should be the anthem of anon lols

  • Search for "Tim Cameron" and "Scientology Is Nice" (also listed as "Scientology is Gay" in some places). Voila, you can haz funny tune. :)

  • lol they believe in the weirdest things. They ask you to sell your soul to them for a thousand years and that the aliens are coming to get them or something like that. Thats why it is more of a religion than the actual study of science.

  • *ONE BILLION YEAR SEA ORG CONTRACT

  • Scino Faggots out of our town!

    DISCONNECT the dicks from your mouth!

    Where are all the bearded clams!?

    There's a Scientologist in my sons ass!

    SCIENTOLOGY queered my husband!

    He's standing over there because of SCIENTOLOGY!

    MY BUTT HURTS!

    Fuckin' Hilarious!

  • Up Scientology and may Cruise cruise

  • I lol'd.

  • Hilarious!! I lul'zd 'till I cried!!

  • I don't flame. It's counterproductive. I prefer rational constructive criticism, snobby analyst that I am.

  • Since you posted a reasonable and rational argument, I'll make a reasonable rebuttal:

    The lyrics are not just to mock Scientology, but to intentionally level a criticism that has no bearing whatsoever. It's like a nine year old getting angry. "Oh yeah? Oh yeah?! Well, you're GAY." The point is that it's NOT an effective criticism- backed up by the patently absurd images photoshopped to go along with the song.

    Oh yeah, the Church is also notoriously homophobic. It's tongue in cheek.

  • all right. Fair enough, as long as that's understood. Still don't think it should be flagged as over 18, though.

  • In terms of why it's flagged, I think it's probably just because of all the images. I mean, strap-on dildos, bottles of sperm, close-ups of men's crotches, etc.

  • Just knowing of the existance of that chin-dong makes me feel less of a man. Enron Hubbard, amirite?

  • L. Ron Hubbard. Maybe the biggest assclown in retard religion history.

    And yes, that chin-dong makes me kinda freaked out as well, eww.

  • F superman, you guys are my new heros. Good luck on getting rid of those thetans. Zappa has a "scientology" song too, it's called "A token of my extreme", you can find it on Youtube.

  • Fifty bucks, please

  • ha ha funny video! But i feel for you gays. You have to sacrifice your masculinity just to be your self.

  • Um... no.. no, they definitely don't. Most gay men are just normal men who happen to be attracted to other men. Come to think of it, how much manlier could you get than that? Anyway, people are far more different person to person than gender to gender or orientation to orientation.

  • yeah fuckin crazy ass scientology bull lol yeah fuck you too Tom Cruise HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Hardcore to the maximum extreme

  • Classic! lol

  • this guy sounds a lot like the scottish band travis..

  • Sorry chap, but rumor has it that people with a sense of humor are a significant part of the population between 5-8% and deserve the right to watch funny videos.

  • HAHA Anon42O, dumbest comment ever

  • LOL

    if you think 5-8% of the population is gay then you're absolutely insane.

  • Have you personally met every single human being and extensively researhced every single one's sexual preferences? Did you even round up a few thousand random pedestrians and ask them to take surveys? On what grounds do you say what you say?

  • This reminds me of the Southpark episode that didn't air here in the US.. but you can find it on the web if yor smart! Come out of the closet Tom and John. Oh and re-post and spread it around cause I know the sci-lons are gonaa flag it!

  • Scientology sucks^^

  • I LOVE IT.

  • Hahahahahahaa!!!

  • being gay is a taboo in scientology. L Ron hubbards son commited suicide because he was gay and the leaders son.

  • Being Ron Hubbards son is reason enough to commit suicide.

  • Flagged for being anti-gay

    fucking idiot who did this is just as bad as scientology

  • Oh lawd, this has been flagged.

  • sea org. stands for sea orgey.

  • It would be nice if you stopped insulting gays by insuating they would have anything to do with something as sick as scientology. Or perhaps you're parodying the documented anti-gay stance of the scilons? If that's the case, you didn't do it right.

  • GOOD GOOD

  • Scientology is evil!

    Scientology is a menace to mankind!

  • funny shit,,, so where is a local office?

  • fuck that (Scientology). LIES......

  • So, the man who tried to shove a rubber fist up my ass was a Scientologist?

  • Fuckin' brilliant!

  • You made a slight mistake. In one of your picture, a guy held up a sign that says, "Xenu hates Poon", but you should have it saying, "Xenu Loves Poon", because he is the $cientologists bad guy. Hence my name. ^_^

  • Agreed. This just totally makes gay people look like fools. Scientology is f*cked up, not "gay".

  • What a bummer! I hoped, to see a funny movie about scientologists, but this video is just a defamation to gay people.

  • Shit video mate, but funny, funny like toothache on a first date. And your use of clipart is a bit mediocre. I bet you REALLY like making 'collages' but that's only so you can pretend to yourself that you are artistic, when all your pals know that you're really shit at drawing. Funny how a video can show so much about it's maker, huh?

  • hmm are you going to ask him what are his crimes???

  • nice... ^^

  • lol. $scifags

  • hilarious

  • I find this video extremely insulting!

    I mean, no self-respecting gay man would join a religion as faggy as Scientology.

    LOL. Keep it up.

  • Was old mother hubbard actually that gay? Like, for real?

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  • We know that they're homophobic. That's what it plays on - That some of their former members were gay. It's kind of a running joke to accuse Scientologist's of being closet homosexuals because first of all - Their organisation sucks(now that was a good pun!) and as I said - They have actors in the closet.

  • My personal view is would the makers of this video to a P*** take of the Catholic religion or the Muslim beliefs etc, no each and every1 of us are entitled to have the freedom to choose what we believe in, if something works for 1 but not the other so be it, p*** taking doesn't do anyone any good really!

  • Actually, are next video is going to be called "Scientologists are Jews".

  • "our".  Oops.

  • jews aren't half evil as scientologists

  • check your brain

  • You people are stupid, they're calling Scientologists gay BECAUSE they hate homosexuality, it's nothing about hating gays and shit like that. -.-

  • umm... its amazing how many people dont realise that this song is making fun of scientolgoy XD

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  • umm... its amazing how many people don't realize that equating the word "gay" with "stupid" is insulting to the gay community.

  • You seriously just blew my mind.

  • Scientology suxx. This Porpaganda for whatever suxx. Telling people to forget about things that suck, suck!

  • Scientology hates gay people, so 1:46 doesn't make much sense.

  • Read the signs at 2:27 OMG im dying.

  • Too funny. Nice vid good work.  The cock shadow on Tom Cruises face was way too funny.

  • The only thing i have seen with gay people, are it's biologically incorrect. You are a fool to deny that the only reason for sex, is reproduction. A gay couple cannot produce offspring, thus a pointless venture. So i agree with Sorin1381.

  • Human beings are social animals.

    Society has a use even for sterile people.

    For example, gay couples can adopt children (beats an orphanage, and upbringing is important.).

    Gay couples can be productive for society in other ways than reproduction (production of wealth and knowledge).

    And note that gay men can donate sperm.

    All in all, gay people are as biologically incorrect as people who use contraception, or practice abstinence.

    We're animals, but we've also got that little extra.

  • hilarious!

  • our world is pretty fucked up guys.

    what has happened?

  • is that it? no reason? no logic? just a few insults and false assumptions. you are a real piece of shit. what good can come from hating gays?

  • what the fuck is wrong with you? ther is nothing wrong with being gay, but there is something wrong with having your head up your ass. maybe you should grow a fucking brain you dickless dipshit!then you wont have to fear all this scary gay shit like you do you fucking retard. stop being an assclown and actually do some thinking for once, nobody likes you.

  • false, men are able to fuck men so that means they can if they want and just you because you dont think they were meant to it doesn't mean you should hate them. i can stand on my head and i wasn't meant to do that.

  • I lol'd.

  • nice ... vid

    ;)

  • I lol'd

  • over 9000 internetz to you good sir I laughed till I cried and then I laughed some more!

  • i like what it says on the creep meter lol!

  • LOL! Scientology is organized crime.

  • "well that video ended your music career" -

    but you knew that. Don't quit your gay, i mean day job.