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  • its called football because its played with your feet unlike american football which is mostly played with your hands !!! ????? lol

  • do schooIs in your country have classes that teach on how to be STUPID like YOU? the real name would be FootbaII association or the F.A. hahahah and ''soccer'' is just a SLANG TERM of association. do you know what a SLANG means you suckaa? and many footbaIIcodes? do you know what MANY means you stupidass ahahahaa there is only 2 other real football codes australian rules footbaII and gaelic footbaII cause aII the players actuaILy KICK A BALL in those 2 codes U SUCKA hahaha

  • Este es el verdadero futbol gringos de mierda y es el deporte mas grande del mundo no su "huevo mano" ni su "baseball" que no sale de su país..

  • and ties jajaja

  • People it's called soccer get it right :D

  • @mrjohngarland28

    you are ONLY >>>suckers<<< caII it ''soccer''

  • ahahaha this word ''soccer'' sounds stupid

    no wonder onIy >>>suckers<<< caII it ''soccer'' YOU SUCKA SUCKER ahahaha

  • @sc0rpoon its just a word. and your just a fag.

  • @ToadsMGodes and u a sucka and a fag ahaha

  • @sc0rpoon You moron... its called soccer because thats the real name... also known as assiociation football. The original name was soccer football, like Rugby is Rugby football...soccer was the type of football, there are many codes to football...

  • @johneagle0066 also ''rugby footbaII'' does NOT exist the OFFICIAL name for Rugby is Rugby and not ''rugby footbaII'' Rugby has the INTERNATIONAL rugby board and rugby league INTERNATIONAL federation as a matter of fact not 1 single country on earth caIIs it ''rugby footbaII'' except in the uk. while FootbaII has FlFA,UEFA,CAF confederation of african FootbaII,AFC asian football confederation,CSF south american Football confederation aka CONMEBOL u suckaaaaa

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  • Why would Portugal and Mexico hold a friendly match in the states? IN SPRINGFIELD of all places? Stupid Americans and their American football; with all its ass slapping and bending down "in position" to practice for the real show in the changerooms

  • I spilled my Cheerios!

  • its sould be england and germany or argentina

  • mexico sucks

  • Aruglia is the greatest

  • Portugal, easily. 

  • This is fucking hilarious. In fact I find myself saying this whole clip before watching big soccer games all the time lol. Simpsons classic.

  • football,futebol,calcio,balonp­ie..,but not soccer

  • @silva4ever Soccer = Association football. As*soc*iation football.

    Why the hell is it that I have to keep explaining this to people from other countries and yet I'M the one who gets called ignorant?

  • @zzyzx0788

    cause your saying wrong you ignorant sucka ahahaha

    cause if it was like you say it wouId be UESA,FlSA etc

    but it's UEFA,FlFA cause ''soccer'' is ONLY A SLANG TERM of association

    only suckers caII it soccer cause soccer=sucker u suckaaa sucker ahahaha

  • @sc0rpoon ...I'll let your incoherent mess of a comment pass based on the fact that being French your primary speaking language isn't English.

    The logic behind your comment on the other hand, I can't let go. We call it soccer as slang for association football, which helps us avoid confusion with (Gridiron) American Football, which was derivative from Rugby (Football), which was derivative from an earlier build of soccer/football.

    There ya go. Learning is fun, isn't it?

  • @zzyzx0788

    you say american handegg comes from rugby but Rugby was invented during a FootbaII match when webb eIIis didn't care about the rules so he run with the baII in his arm/hands straight forward so it wouId make sense if american handegg wouId caII themselves Rugby and not american footbaII/Handegg cause in american handegg out of the 50 players only 1 player is ALLOWED to kick the ''baII'' ahahahahaa

  • @sc0rpoon First of all, have you ever heard of a "period"? It's a little round piece of punctuation that separates your thoughs and makes it so your sentences aren't just a giant incoherent mess. I seriously had to read your comment like 9 times to understand it. And yes, that is what happened. It was Gridiron Football and Rugby Football which have been condensed down to "Football" and "Rugby". Those are the official names for it. Football's official name is also "Association Football"

  • @zzyzx0788 u ignorant sucka ahaha ''rugby footbaII'' does not exist the official name for rugby is rugby and not ''rugby footbaII'' ahaha Rugby has the 'INTERNATlONAL rugby board' and 'rugby league lNTERNATlONAL federation' as a matter of FACT not 1 single country caIIs it ''rugby footbaII'' except in the uk

  • @sc0rpoon And nobody calls it association football, but thats what its actually called tardo. And I see you ditched my advice about using punctuation and coherent sentences.

  • @zzyzx0788 you IGNORANT SUCKA ahaha lets see Football has FlFA,UEFA,CAF,AFC asian football confederation,South American Football Confederation aka CONMEBOL etc and Rugby has IRB RLIF etc

    FlFA =Fédération Internationale of Football Associations

    UEFA =Union of European Football Associations

    IRB=International Rugby Board

    RLIF=Rugby League International Federation ....ONLY RUGBY and NOT ''rugby footbaII''and its a fact not 1 single country caIIs it ''rugby footbaI'' except in the uk

    I

  • @sc0rpoon "not 1 single country caIIs it ''rugby footbaI'' except in the uk" No shit. Did I ever say that was regularly put in practice. Just like American football is technically called Gridiron football but nobody actually calls it that.

  • @zzyzx0788

    american ''footbaII'' wiII never be ''footbaII'' cause aII they do in this stupid fat man sport is trow the ''baII'' and out of 50 players only 1 person is ALLOWED TO kick the ''baII''. here in France american Handegg is Iook as a Iittle sissy game we much rather pIay Rugby and FootbaII here

  • @sc0rpoon And if there's one game thats truly a little sissy game, its soccer. So much dramatic falling to the ground after a light tap. And then the doing a flip to throw the ball in bounds because their little girly arms can't throw that far. Plus they all kick when they fight. What a bunch of pansies, they need to take a lesson from hockey players.

  • @zzyzx0788 Umad?? you gay american Handegg fanboy ''flip trow" is that what they do in that shit league ''MLS'' this shit league is a retirement league were european FootbaIIers go to make ALOT of easy money cause they know nobody wouId pressure them if they don't play good thats why ONLY SUCKERS pIay in the mIs league except for the European footbaIIers who are getting alot of money u suckaaaa ahahah

  • @zzyzx0788 also here in France the NFL is Iook as a littIe SISSY,PANSY,GIRLY game in this stupid fat man sport they Iook Iike they are going to a SlSSY custom party n with those super super tights that ONLY GIRLS SISSIES n PANSIES put on aha Umad u GAY american Handegg fanboy aha and hocky is that even a ''sport'' this r just a bunch of GIRLS skating in hocky you can't even see when they score and is not even a popuIar sport in the us aha n who gives a dam about puntuations u NERD

  • @sc0rpoon Alright, I honestly don't know if I can keep talking to you, it's literally hurting my eyes trying to read your comments. What are you like 14? Its bad enough that everything is a run-on sentence but you can't spell for shit either. The fact that you have the nerve to call me ignorant when you can't manage to type a period or spell "punctuation" or "hockey" is mind boggling. Please stop typing comments, I genuinely fear it may make people dumber for reading it.

  • @zzyzx0788 i least at my age i almost know 2 languages you FAT american Handegg fan or hocky ahahaha now if you want dumb people check this out watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE ahahaha

  • @sc0rpoon Oh wow I was just kidding, you really are that young? No wonder.

  • @zzyzx0788

    i seen other types of footbaIIs Iikein gaelic footbaII aII the players are kicking the baII

    or in australians rules footbaII aII the players are Klcking the baIl. and ''soccer'' is a SLANG TERM of association get that right. and only suckers caIl it ''soccer'' u sucka sucker ahahaa

  • Opening wide for soccer, that's a paddlin'

  • Open wide for some soccer!!!!!!!

  • "Low scoring." Thats why its so good. Slow build up, ebb & flow, chances & the eventual break through & glorious sight of the ball hitting the back of the net. Americans dont have the concentration to follow a game of football (or syakkar) & grasp the subtleties. Anything where someone isnt scoring every 5 seconds and taking breaks every 5 minutes for them to get another burger and soda is a no no for them. The rest of the world would seem to disagree with their opinion of "syaaccar."

  • @gunninlinguist Nahh, I'm English and I still think football is slow and uninteresting. The sporting equivalent of X-Factor I'm afraid.

  • Where ist Cristiano?

  • Some of you need to lighten up. This is supposed to be funny. People are getting offended over uniform mistakes. Others take it as an insult. Europeans can dish it out, but cant take it. You dont hestate to insult us about everything, but cant take a joke when its pointed at you. Your a bunch of whinning bitches.

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  • A country that has rounders as their national sport cannot take the piss out of football.

  • Open wide for some! sucker!

  • Ariaga II > Messi

  • mls = minor league of suckers

  • Man, i want Pizzoza autograph.

  • ITS.. CALLED..

    FOOOOOOOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:12 Jorge Campos

  • why does this clip have to be so AWESOME!?

  • TV ANNOUNCER

    You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga two! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

    HOMER

    Oh, I've never heard of those people.

    TV ANNOUNCER

    And they'll all be signing autographs.

    HOMER

    Woohoo!

  • @JohnBonini Yes, on the money. So good

  • this episode just shows how americans get bored watching FOOTBALL cause they don't get it at all, a FOOTBALL match can end up 0 to 0 and still be an awesome match, but Kent Brockman doesn't get it XD

  • @Abeakrizalid futbol vs football

  • @Abeakrizalid its like getting exited to reaching the finish of a roller coaster ride whit out riding it, also green is not a creative color, people who like to burn shit and stuff dont like futbol because its to tedious ADHD or not.

  • WTF IS A CREATIVE COLOR!?

    You guys have white bars on your flag and that's not even a color.

    Now I know why you US citizens don't like football.You ppl invent stuff nobody knows about or even cares.

    Cold War = you picked on Russia and you both decided to stay put for 45 years and yet you call the rest of the world boring and uncreative, at least a few passes would've been nice. And the worst thing is that you didn't even won, the other team quitted and decided to tear down their own posts.

  • @BurnRoddy I am Mexican, from Oaxaca, i am short so I get discriminated and my stubby legs suck at soccer so i cant even play it, watching it is as amusing as watching grass grow. I have no patience and I lose interest in dull stuff easily, maybe i am also wrong, but thats how I see it.

  • I loved this episode. I watch professional 'football' and don't get it at all. I was watching a pro-soccer game. The score was 0 to 0 and this team on the television was celebrating like they won the game or something. Hugging each other It wasn't even over yet. What the hell are they celebrating?

    I'm sorry. I'll really offend Soccer fans if I go on.

    "Passes to left. Passes to center. Center holds it. Holds it! HOLDS IT!"

  • wat hank williams doing on the simpsons

  • Let's go Bariaga!!!!

  • its all here no scoring and ties lol

  • What season is this from?

  • @arsemagica 5 I think. During the classic years.

  • @arsemagica Season 9 Episode 5 "The Cartridge Family"

  • soccer most dirty sport in the world, all results sold

  • soccer = sucks

  • tbh mexico and portugal are utter shite

  • @94samboy Tsk, at least Mexico beat the USA in football, unlike some countries i could mention...

  • @MrGeegus oh ye, algeria

  • Hockey does what soccer does, but much better.

  • @geffrod Says you, the rest of the world will keep loving football no matter what your personal tastes are

  • why would mexico vs portugal be played there wouldnt it be played in mexico or portugal

  • ADIAGA!

  • @1916rising ADIAGA TWO!

  • Americans don't like soccer because it looks too much like a bunch of guys running around in a field and kicking a ball.

  • @oeyesea you've basically summed it up in a nutshell

  • its funny cuz its true

  • its FOOTBALL not soccer

  • @maximc93 its america, so its soccer

  • PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!!

  • Dad, how come you've never taken us to a soccer game before?

    I... don't... know!

  • I will never get sick of the ( High-Jump > Blimp Hi-5 > Hot tub babes Finale ) combo!! lol

  • And ties???? You bet!

    LOL Soccer fans.

  • Portugal 4 sho

  • Which nation is the greatest on earth? Mexico?! or Portugal!

  • it's about time someone uploaded this. so funny.

  • in lithuania we hate football, not all europe like it, its most boring game

  • @krepsinissss Who cares what Lithuania thinks? Lithuania sucks and every major European nation: England, France, Spain, Germany and Italy all love football.

  • @NorthernerMatty123 football = bussines basketall = sport

  • pure genius

  • I can't wait to see Bariaga.

  • @RDBeatnik ariaga 2 bro...

  • White socks? Fail, that's Bolivia not Mexico. :P

  • ARUGLIA makes Messi look like an AMATEUR!!!

  • -"I've never heard of those"

    -"And they will all be signing autographs!"

    -"Wohoo!"

  • and ties!

  • Arugliaaa!!!!!

  • i hope mexico wins

  • defence holds it, holds it, holds it

    DEFENSE HOLDSSSS IT, HOLDSSS IT, HOLDSSSS IT

  • Fast kicking, low scoring, and ties? YOU BET!!

  • the exploding ball XD

  • Been looking for this one. Nice, Thanks!

  • OPEEEEEEEN WIDEEEEEEE FORRRRR SOMEEEEEEEE SOCCCCCCAAAAAAA!!

  • OMG! 0:14 - An outfield player is wearing the same colour shirt as his goalkeeper. I have no life and therefore will complain and boycott the Simpsons until they are taken off the air!

    Such a mistake is unforgivable.

  • a 27 personas nos sabe a mierda los gringos y su soccer! nosotros jugamos fútbol hijos de puta! váyanse a que se los coja un negro basquetbolista

  • HALF BACK PASSES TO CENTRE

    CENTRE HOLDS IT, HOLDS IT, HOLLLLDDDDSSSS IT!!!!!!

  • FUNNIEST PARODY OUT!!!

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  • "I've never heard of any of those guys"

    "And they will all be signing autographs!"

    "WOO HOO!"

  • hm, beats work

  • And they'll all be signin' autographs!

  • This is basically the greatest thing of all time.

  • "CENTER HOLDS IT! HOLDS IT! HOOOLDS IT!!!"

  • @promisedeyes Sepp et al. have that covered.

  • I'll kill myself if Portugal doens't win!

  • Fast kickin, low scoring, and ties? you bet. Lmfao

  • classic

    

  • i love you Portugal!!!!!!

  • Which nation is the greatest on earth?

  • The soccer is the best sport, EVER.

    

  • @RuledByMetalMusic This, coming from and Argentine? Hahaha, a.k.a. hambrientinos

  • @UlisesZ1986 Thats your name stupid fuck ;) Also remember Argentina the team that fucked up your country up the last 2 times of the worldcup stupid mexicunt ;) Goodbye now beaner go back to sell tacos and nachos to the stadium.Cholo cunt

  • @RuledByMetalMusic I also remember Argentinha getting owned by Bolivia :p Sudaca, go give Maradona a reach around with his hand of god, ya twat!

  • @RuledByMetalMusic I don't care if i wasn't asked you argie prick! Wow, so we don't qualify for world cups, big deal, I'm also French, you bitch! I always wonder why is Argentina's top stars always short little faggots. Piss off and go tango with your dad, argie sack of shit.

  • @LobsterRoc So you are cocksucking french inmigrant cunt?Who is so fucking stupid to leave France and go live in Canada?Apparently you are motherfucker.I tango with your mom on bed you stupid cunt,keep on replying maybe you will win a medal of the special olympics for arguing through the net LOL.Go shove a dildo up your ass stupid inmigrant french toad.

  • @RuledByMetalMusic I live in Montreal. You obviously don't know the history of Canada. And you want to talk about immigration, what are you doing living in the US? fucking hypocrite, cunt! Go suck a yank cock and go get your welfare check, fucking pansy!

  • I sometimes feel I am the only person who can appreciate both (American) football and soccer. Really, they are both excellent games.

  • best intro ever

  • Soccer is the greatest! Have a look at my soccer videos.

  • Por-tu-gal! Por-tu-gal! Por-tu-gal!

  • Season 9 episode 5 

  • americans dont give a shit about football (soccer)...who cares about usa..

  • OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER

  • I bet Portugal kicked Mexico's ass

  • @patchesoffear u momma

  • SUCKKAAA!!!!!

  • Warning: Playing soccer will not give you the ability to fly.

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  • No need for a soccer game, because everyone knows no country is below Mexico...

  • ARIAGA, ARIAGA2, BARIAGA, ARUGLIA AND PIZZOZA

    ROFL!!!

  • @choboh23 lol reference to Brazilian names.

  • @choboh23 its ariaga too not ariaga 2

  • @Whisperingsofwar no, it's ariaga 2

  • lmao hahahhaha bizcotsa!!!!!

  • Arouglia is my favourite player of all time!

  • Why are the portuguese dolls of the same color of the maxicans??? lol

  • @l23722 Aparently they don't know that Portugal is in Europe...

  • What episode is this from?

  • @rakelpedrosa16 the cartridge family. its from the 9th season

  • @jazzyjezz19 Thank you.

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  • I'm sure Mexico could beat Portugal. =)

  • @Edifice06 Nah Portugal is a great team....

  • 23 killed themself, because Mexico won

  • HALFBACK PASSES TO CENTER - BACK TO WING - BACK TO CENTER - CENTER HOLDS IT!! - HOLDS IT!! - HOOLLLLDSS IT!!!

  • meant to be funny... none of this clip is true like some ppl would believe

  • I remember this from back when the Simpsons used to be funny

  • Mexico or Portugal...best nation on earth?! Pffff, bullshit! How can they not mention giants like Uruguay and Paraguay?

  • @shoooey Giants? ahahahaah

  • @shoooey wtf 

  • No fucking way!!! Ariaga 2 is going to be in this town?????? he´s the greatest, damn Ariaga 1 can go fuck himself!!!!

  • lool ariaga 2 for president!!

  • Hilarious! "Qatar wins World Cup 2022. Absolutely devastating and proof of FIFA's corruption. Russia wins 2018, which I suppose is good for Sarah Palin, who can watch from her house."

  • portugal rules! mexico can eat it

  • Open wide for some soccaaaaaaah!!!!!!!

  • ChronicFallacy, please shut the fuck up. Thank you

  • Ariaga! Bariaga, Bariaga 2 Aruglia, and Bix-zoc-za!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

  • you ariaga 2 who is better than ariaga