do schooIs in your country have classes that teach on how to be STUPID like YOU? the real name would be FootbaII association or the F.A. hahahah and ''soccer'' is just a SLANG TERM of association. do you know what a SLANG means you suckaa? and many footbaIIcodes? do you know what MANY means you stupidass ahahahaa there is only 2 other real football codes australian rules footbaII and gaelic footbaII cause aII the players actuaILy KICK A BALL in those 2 codes U SUCKA hahaha
@sc0rpoon You moron... its called soccer because thats the real name... also known as assiociation football. The original name was soccer football, like Rugby is Rugby football...soccer was the type of football, there are many codes to football...
@johneagle0066 also ''rugby footbaII'' does NOT exist the OFFICIAL name for Rugby is Rugby and not ''rugby footbaII'' Rugby has the INTERNATIONAL rugby board and rugby league INTERNATIONAL federation as a matter of fact not 1 single country on earth caIIs it ''rugby footbaII'' except in the uk. while FootbaII has FlFA,UEFA,CAF confederation of african FootbaII,AFC asian football confederation,CSF south american Football confederation aka CONMEBOL u suckaaaaa
Why would Portugal and Mexico hold a friendly match in the states? IN SPRINGFIELD of all places? Stupid Americans and their American football; with all its ass slapping and bending down "in position" to practice for the real show in the changerooms
@sc0rpoon ...I'll let your incoherent mess of a comment pass based on the fact that being French your primary speaking language isn't English.
The logic behind your comment on the other hand, I can't let go. We call it soccer as slang for association football, which helps us avoid confusion with (Gridiron) American Football, which was derivative from Rugby (Football), which was derivative from an earlier build of soccer/football.
you say american handegg comes from rugby but Rugby was invented during a FootbaII match when webb eIIis didn't care about the rules so he run with the baII in his arm/hands straight forward so it wouId make sense if american handegg wouId caII themselves Rugby and not american footbaII/Handegg cause in american handegg out of the 50 players only 1 player is ALLOWED to kick the ''baII'' ahahahahaa
@sc0rpoon First of all, have you ever heard of a "period"? It's a little round piece of punctuation that separates your thoughs and makes it so your sentences aren't just a giant incoherent mess. I seriously had to read your comment like 9 times to understand it. And yes, that is what happened. It was Gridiron Football and Rugby Football which have been condensed down to "Football" and "Rugby". Those are the official names for it. Football's official name is also "Association Football"
@zzyzx0788 u ignorant sucka ahaha ''rugby footbaII'' does not exist the official name for rugby is rugby and not ''rugby footbaII'' ahaha Rugby has the 'INTERNATlONAL rugby board' and 'rugby league lNTERNATlONAL federation' as a matter of FACT not 1 single country caIIs it ''rugby footbaII'' except in the uk
@sc0rpoon And nobody calls it association football, but thats what its actually called tardo. And I see you ditched my advice about using punctuation and coherent sentences.
@zzyzx0788 you IGNORANT SUCKA ahaha lets see Football has FlFA,UEFA,CAF,AFC asian football confederation,South American Football Confederation aka CONMEBOL etc and Rugby has IRB RLIF etc
FlFA =Fédération Internationale of Football Associations
UEFA =Union of European Football Associations
IRB=International Rugby Board
RLIF=Rugby League International Federation ....ONLY RUGBY and NOT ''rugby footbaII''and its a fact not 1 single country caIIs it ''rugby footbaI'' except in the uk
@sc0rpoon "not 1 single country caIIs it ''rugby footbaI'' except in the uk" No shit. Did I ever say that was regularly put in practice. Just like American football is technically called Gridiron football but nobody actually calls it that.
american ''footbaII'' wiII never be ''footbaII'' cause aII they do in this stupid fat man sport is trow the ''baII'' and out of 50 players only 1 person is ALLOWED TO kick the ''baII''. here in France american Handegg is Iook as a Iittle sissy game we much rather pIay Rugby and FootbaII here
@sc0rpoon And if there's one game thats truly a little sissy game, its soccer. So much dramatic falling to the ground after a light tap. And then the doing a flip to throw the ball in bounds because their little girly arms can't throw that far. Plus they all kick when they fight. What a bunch of pansies, they need to take a lesson from hockey players.
@zzyzx0788 Umad?? you gay american Handegg fanboy ''flip trow" is that what they do in that shit league ''MLS'' this shit league is a retirement league were european FootbaIIers go to make ALOT of easy money cause they know nobody wouId pressure them if they don't play good thats why ONLY SUCKERS pIay in the mIs league except for the European footbaIIers who are getting alot of money u suckaaaa ahahah
@zzyzx0788 also here in France the NFL is Iook as a littIe SISSY,PANSY,GIRLY game in this stupid fat man sport they Iook Iike they are going to a SlSSY custom party n with those super super tights that ONLY GIRLS SISSIES n PANSIES put on aha Umad u GAY american Handegg fanboy aha and hocky is that even a ''sport'' this r just a bunch of GIRLS skating in hocky you can't even see when they score and is not even a popuIar sport in the us aha n who gives a dam about puntuations u NERD
@sc0rpoon Alright, I honestly don't know if I can keep talking to you, it's literally hurting my eyes trying to read your comments. What are you like 14? Its bad enough that everything is a run-on sentence but you can't spell for shit either. The fact that you have the nerve to call me ignorant when you can't manage to type a period or spell "punctuation" or "hockey" is mind boggling. Please stop typing comments, I genuinely fear it may make people dumber for reading it.
@zzyzx0788 i least at my age i almost know 2 languages you FAT american Handegg fan or hocky ahahaha now if you want dumb people check this out watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE ahahaha
i seen other types of footbaIIs Iikein gaelic footbaII aII the players are kicking the baII
or in australians rules footbaII aII the players are Klcking the baIl. and ''soccer'' is a SLANG TERM of association get that right. and only suckers caIl it ''soccer'' u sucka sucker ahahaa
"Low scoring." Thats why its so good. Slow build up, ebb & flow, chances & the eventual break through & glorious sight of the ball hitting the back of the net. Americans dont have the concentration to follow a game of football (or syakkar) & grasp the subtleties. Anything where someone isnt scoring every 5 seconds and taking breaks every 5 minutes for them to get another burger and soda is a no no for them. The rest of the world would seem to disagree with their opinion of "syaaccar."
Some of you need to lighten up. This is supposed to be funny. People are getting offended over uniform mistakes. Others take it as an insult. Europeans can dish it out, but cant take it. You dont hestate to insult us about everything, but cant take a joke when its pointed at you. Your a bunch of whinning bitches.
this episode just shows how americans get bored watching FOOTBALL cause they don't get it at all, a FOOTBALL match can end up 0 to 0 and still be an awesome match, but Kent Brockman doesn't get it XD
@Abeakrizalid its like getting exited to reaching the finish of a roller coaster ride whit out riding it, also green is not a creative color, people who like to burn shit and stuff dont like futbol because its to tedious ADHD or not.
You guys have white bars on your flag and that's not even a color.
Now I know why you US citizens don't like football.You ppl invent stuff nobody knows about or even cares.
Cold War = you picked on Russia and you both decided to stay put for 45 years and yet you call the rest of the world boring and uncreative, at least a few passes would've been nice. And the worst thing is that you didn't even won, the other team quitted and decided to tear down their own posts.
@BurnRoddy I am Mexican, from Oaxaca, i am short so I get discriminated and my stubby legs suck at soccer so i cant even play it, watching it is as amusing as watching grass grow. I have no patience and I lose interest in dull stuff easily, maybe i am also wrong, but thats how I see it.
I loved this episode. I watch professional 'football' and don't get it at all. I was watching a pro-soccer game. The score was 0 to 0 and this team on the television was celebrating like they won the game or something. Hugging each other It wasn't even over yet. What the hell are they celebrating?
I'm sorry. I'll really offend Soccer fans if I go on.
"Passes to left. Passes to center. Center holds it. Holds it! HOLDS IT!"
@krepsinissss Who cares what Lithuania thinks? Lithuania sucks and every major European nation: England, France, Spain, Germany and Italy all love football.
OMG! 0:14 - An outfield player is wearing the same colour shirt as his goalkeeper. I have no life and therefore will complain and boycott the Simpsons until they are taken off the air!
@UlisesZ1986 Thats your name stupid fuck ;) Also remember Argentina the team that fucked up your country up the last 2 times of the worldcup stupid mexicunt ;) Goodbye now beaner go back to sell tacos and nachos to the stadium.Cholo cunt
@LobsterRoc Nobody ask for your opinion canadian faggot.What do you know about soccer besides that the ball is round?Stupid cunt we lost so what?We lost good because we played like shit on a qualifying match not world cup.Learn something you stupid motherfucker.
@RuledByMetalMusic Like when Colombia owned you bitches in 94? It doesn't matter if it's qualifying or world cup, qualifying matches are not friendlies, ya douche! Just because am Canadian i can't be a soccer fan? You fucking retarded spic!
@LobsterRoc Like I said to you asshole nobody asked for your fucking opinion canadian cunt.Talk to me about soccer when your piece of shit team qualifies to a world cup.Motherfucker piece of shit,also I didnt say the qualifying matches were friendly stupid fuck.Learn to read asshole.Go suck on a cock Canadian cunt.
@RuledByMetalMusic I don't care if i wasn't asked you argie prick! Wow, so we don't qualify for world cups, big deal, I'm also French, you bitch! I always wonder why is Argentina's top stars always short little faggots. Piss off and go tango with your dad, argie sack of shit.
@LobsterRoc So you are cocksucking french inmigrant cunt?Who is so fucking stupid to leave France and go live in Canada?Apparently you are motherfucker.I tango with your mom on bed you stupid cunt,keep on replying maybe you will win a medal of the special olympics for arguing through the net LOL.Go shove a dildo up your ass stupid inmigrant french toad.
@RuledByMetalMusic I live in Montreal. You obviously don't know the history of Canada. And you want to talk about immigration, what are you doing living in the US? fucking hypocrite, cunt! Go suck a yank cock and go get your welfare check, fucking pansy!
@choboh23 Lol its so funny cause the real soccerplayers have those kind of names xD This is why the Simpsons is better then Family Guy and South Park by far!
Hilarious! "Qatar wins World Cup 2022. Absolutely devastating and proof of FIFA's corruption. Russia wins 2018, which I suppose is good for Sarah Palin, who can watch from her house."
its called football because its played with your feet unlike american football which is mostly played with your hands !!! ????? lol
jonathon1799 3 days ago
do schooIs in your country have classes that teach on how to be STUPID like YOU? the real name would be FootbaII association or the F.A. hahahah and ''soccer'' is just a SLANG TERM of association. do you know what a SLANG means you suckaa? and many footbaIIcodes? do you know what MANY means you stupidass ahahahaa there is only 2 other real football codes australian rules footbaII and gaelic footbaII cause aII the players actuaILy KICK A BALL in those 2 codes U SUCKA hahaha
sc0rpoon 1 week ago
Este es el verdadero futbol gringos de mierda y es el deporte mas grande del mundo no su "huevo mano" ni su "baseball" que no sale de su país..
vache95nd 1 week ago
and ties jajaja
llamingo 2 weeks ago
People it's called soccer get it right :D
mrjohngarland28 3 weeks ago
@mrjohngarland28
you are ONLY >>>suckers<<< caII it ''soccer''
sc0rpoon 3 weeks ago
ahahaha this word ''soccer'' sounds stupid
no wonder onIy >>>suckers<<< caII it ''soccer'' YOU SUCKA SUCKER ahahaha
sc0rpoon 1 month ago 8
@sc0rpoon its just a word. and your just a fag.
ToadsMGodes 3 weeks ago
@ToadsMGodes and u a sucka and a fag ahaha
sc0rpoon 3 weeks ago
@sc0rpoon You moron... its called soccer because thats the real name... also known as assiociation football. The original name was soccer football, like Rugby is Rugby football...soccer was the type of football, there are many codes to football...
johneagle0066 1 week ago
@johneagle0066 also ''rugby footbaII'' does NOT exist the OFFICIAL name for Rugby is Rugby and not ''rugby footbaII'' Rugby has the INTERNATIONAL rugby board and rugby league INTERNATIONAL federation as a matter of fact not 1 single country on earth caIIs it ''rugby footbaII'' except in the uk. while FootbaII has FlFA,UEFA,CAF confederation of african FootbaII,AFC asian football confederation,CSF south american Football confederation aka CONMEBOL u suckaaaaa
sc0rpoon 1 week ago
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sc0rpoon 1 week ago
Why would Portugal and Mexico hold a friendly match in the states? IN SPRINGFIELD of all places? Stupid Americans and their American football; with all its ass slapping and bending down "in position" to practice for the real show in the changerooms
MASHDOTCOM 1 month ago
I spilled my Cheerios!
machinaking 1 month ago
its sould be england and germany or argentina
byron4557 1 month ago
mexico sucks
byron4557 1 month ago
Aruglia is the greatest
memorial555 1 month ago 2
Portugal, easily.
eafanboyssuck 1 month ago
This is fucking hilarious. In fact I find myself saying this whole clip before watching big soccer games all the time lol. Simpsons classic.
AbsoluteBlooter 1 month ago
football,futebol,calcio,balonpie..,but not soccer
silva4ever 1 month ago 2
@silva4ever Soccer = Association football. As*soc*iation football.
Why the hell is it that I have to keep explaining this to people from other countries and yet I'M the one who gets called ignorant?
zzyzx0788 1 month ago
@zzyzx0788
cause your saying wrong you ignorant sucka ahahaha
cause if it was like you say it wouId be UESA,FlSA etc
but it's UEFA,FlFA cause ''soccer'' is ONLY A SLANG TERM of association
only suckers caII it soccer cause soccer=sucker u suckaaa sucker ahahaha
sc0rpoon 1 month ago
@sc0rpoon ...I'll let your incoherent mess of a comment pass based on the fact that being French your primary speaking language isn't English.
The logic behind your comment on the other hand, I can't let go. We call it soccer as slang for association football, which helps us avoid confusion with (Gridiron) American Football, which was derivative from Rugby (Football), which was derivative from an earlier build of soccer/football.
There ya go. Learning is fun, isn't it?
zzyzx0788 1 month ago
@zzyzx0788
you say american handegg comes from rugby but Rugby was invented during a FootbaII match when webb eIIis didn't care about the rules so he run with the baII in his arm/hands straight forward so it wouId make sense if american handegg wouId caII themselves Rugby and not american footbaII/Handegg cause in american handegg out of the 50 players only 1 player is ALLOWED to kick the ''baII'' ahahahahaa
sc0rpoon 1 month ago
@sc0rpoon First of all, have you ever heard of a "period"? It's a little round piece of punctuation that separates your thoughs and makes it so your sentences aren't just a giant incoherent mess. I seriously had to read your comment like 9 times to understand it. And yes, that is what happened. It was Gridiron Football and Rugby Football which have been condensed down to "Football" and "Rugby". Those are the official names for it. Football's official name is also "Association Football"
zzyzx0788 1 month ago
@zzyzx0788 u ignorant sucka ahaha ''rugby footbaII'' does not exist the official name for rugby is rugby and not ''rugby footbaII'' ahaha Rugby has the 'INTERNATlONAL rugby board' and 'rugby league lNTERNATlONAL federation' as a matter of FACT not 1 single country caIIs it ''rugby footbaII'' except in the uk
sc0rpoon 1 month ago
@sc0rpoon And nobody calls it association football, but thats what its actually called tardo. And I see you ditched my advice about using punctuation and coherent sentences.
zzyzx0788 1 month ago
@zzyzx0788 you IGNORANT SUCKA ahaha lets see Football has FlFA,UEFA,CAF,AFC asian football confederation,South American Football Confederation aka CONMEBOL etc and Rugby has IRB RLIF etc
FlFA =Fédération Internationale of Football Associations
UEFA =Union of European Football Associations
IRB=International Rugby Board
RLIF=Rugby League International Federation ....ONLY RUGBY and NOT ''rugby footbaII''and its a fact not 1 single country caIIs it ''rugby footbaI'' except in the uk
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sc0rpoon 4 weeks ago
@sc0rpoon "not 1 single country caIIs it ''rugby footbaI'' except in the uk" No shit. Did I ever say that was regularly put in practice. Just like American football is technically called Gridiron football but nobody actually calls it that.
zzyzx0788 4 weeks ago
@zzyzx0788
american ''footbaII'' wiII never be ''footbaII'' cause aII they do in this stupid fat man sport is trow the ''baII'' and out of 50 players only 1 person is ALLOWED TO kick the ''baII''. here in France american Handegg is Iook as a Iittle sissy game we much rather pIay Rugby and FootbaII here
sc0rpoon 1 month ago
@sc0rpoon And if there's one game thats truly a little sissy game, its soccer. So much dramatic falling to the ground after a light tap. And then the doing a flip to throw the ball in bounds because their little girly arms can't throw that far. Plus they all kick when they fight. What a bunch of pansies, they need to take a lesson from hockey players.
zzyzx0788 1 month ago
@zzyzx0788 Umad?? you gay american Handegg fanboy ''flip trow" is that what they do in that shit league ''MLS'' this shit league is a retirement league were european FootbaIIers go to make ALOT of easy money cause they know nobody wouId pressure them if they don't play good thats why ONLY SUCKERS pIay in the mIs league except for the European footbaIIers who are getting alot of money u suckaaaa ahahah
sc0rpoon 4 weeks ago
@zzyzx0788 also here in France the NFL is Iook as a littIe SISSY,PANSY,GIRLY game in this stupid fat man sport they Iook Iike they are going to a SlSSY custom party n with those super super tights that ONLY GIRLS SISSIES n PANSIES put on aha Umad u GAY american Handegg fanboy aha and hocky is that even a ''sport'' this r just a bunch of GIRLS skating in hocky you can't even see when they score and is not even a popuIar sport in the us aha n who gives a dam about puntuations u NERD
sc0rpoon 4 weeks ago
@sc0rpoon Alright, I honestly don't know if I can keep talking to you, it's literally hurting my eyes trying to read your comments. What are you like 14? Its bad enough that everything is a run-on sentence but you can't spell for shit either. The fact that you have the nerve to call me ignorant when you can't manage to type a period or spell "punctuation" or "hockey" is mind boggling. Please stop typing comments, I genuinely fear it may make people dumber for reading it.
zzyzx0788 4 weeks ago
@zzyzx0788 i least at my age i almost know 2 languages you FAT american Handegg fan or hocky ahahaha now if you want dumb people check this out watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE ahahaha
sc0rpoon 4 weeks ago
@sc0rpoon Oh wow I was just kidding, you really are that young? No wonder.
zzyzx0788 4 weeks ago
@zzyzx0788
i seen other types of footbaIIs Iikein gaelic footbaII aII the players are kicking the baII
or in australians rules footbaII aII the players are Klcking the baIl. and ''soccer'' is a SLANG TERM of association get that right. and only suckers caIl it ''soccer'' u sucka sucker ahahaa
sc0rpoon 1 month ago
Opening wide for soccer, that's a paddlin'
bksfinest430 2 months ago
Open wide for some soccer!!!!!!!
lshocket 2 months ago
"Low scoring." Thats why its so good. Slow build up, ebb & flow, chances & the eventual break through & glorious sight of the ball hitting the back of the net. Americans dont have the concentration to follow a game of football (or syakkar) & grasp the subtleties. Anything where someone isnt scoring every 5 seconds and taking breaks every 5 minutes for them to get another burger and soda is a no no for them. The rest of the world would seem to disagree with their opinion of "syaaccar."
gunninlinguist 2 months ago
@gunninlinguist Nahh, I'm English and I still think football is slow and uninteresting. The sporting equivalent of X-Factor I'm afraid.
jeffreykins 1 month ago
Where ist Cristiano?
SirRitter 2 months ago
Some of you need to lighten up. This is supposed to be funny. People are getting offended over uniform mistakes. Others take it as an insult. Europeans can dish it out, but cant take it. You dont hestate to insult us about everything, but cant take a joke when its pointed at you. Your a bunch of whinning bitches.
tecumseh1175 2 months ago 3
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tecumseh1175 2 months ago
A country that has rounders as their national sport cannot take the piss out of football.
chestypants78 2 months ago
Open wide for some! sucker!
BurnRoddy 2 months ago
Ariaga II > Messi
hazardous1990 2 months ago
mls = minor league of suckers
awerks13 2 months ago 3
Man, i want Pizzoza autograph.
abdufiadbfajdfb 2 months ago
ITS.. CALLED..
FOOOOOOOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RoederGaming 2 months ago 17
0:12 Jorge Campos
ovetusvetusta 3 months ago
why does this clip have to be so AWESOME!?
soapbox187 3 months ago
TV ANNOUNCER
You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga two! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!
HOMER
Oh, I've never heard of those people.
TV ANNOUNCER
And they'll all be signing autographs.
HOMER
Woohoo!
JohnBonini 3 months ago 2
@JohnBonini Yes, on the money. So good
PStha 2 months ago
this episode just shows how americans get bored watching FOOTBALL cause they don't get it at all, a FOOTBALL match can end up 0 to 0 and still be an awesome match, but Kent Brockman doesn't get it XD
Abeakrizalid 3 months ago
@Abeakrizalid futbol vs football
LegendKillingChain 3 months ago
@Abeakrizalid its like getting exited to reaching the finish of a roller coaster ride whit out riding it, also green is not a creative color, people who like to burn shit and stuff dont like futbol because its to tedious ADHD or not.
porkyminch01 3 months ago
WTF IS A CREATIVE COLOR!?
You guys have white bars on your flag and that's not even a color.
Now I know why you US citizens don't like football.You ppl invent stuff nobody knows about or even cares.
Cold War = you picked on Russia and you both decided to stay put for 45 years and yet you call the rest of the world boring and uncreative, at least a few passes would've been nice. And the worst thing is that you didn't even won, the other team quitted and decided to tear down their own posts.
BurnRoddy 2 months ago
@BurnRoddy I am Mexican, from Oaxaca, i am short so I get discriminated and my stubby legs suck at soccer so i cant even play it, watching it is as amusing as watching grass grow. I have no patience and I lose interest in dull stuff easily, maybe i am also wrong, but thats how I see it.
porkyminch01 2 months ago
I loved this episode. I watch professional 'football' and don't get it at all. I was watching a pro-soccer game. The score was 0 to 0 and this team on the television was celebrating like they won the game or something. Hugging each other It wasn't even over yet. What the hell are they celebrating?
I'm sorry. I'll really offend Soccer fans if I go on.
"Passes to left. Passes to center. Center holds it. Holds it! HOLDS IT!"
alexrogers411 3 months ago
wat hank williams doing on the simpsons
JA0127 3 months ago
Let's go Bariaga!!!!
PitsaPeku15 4 months ago 3
its all here no scoring and ties lol
LWDTRAX1 4 months ago
What season is this from?
arsemagica 4 months ago
@arsemagica 5 I think. During the classic years.
sainters7 4 months ago
@arsemagica Season 9 Episode 5 "The Cartridge Family"
RadGuitarPro 4 months ago
soccer most dirty sport in the world, all results sold
krepsinissss 4 months ago
soccer = sucks
krepsinissss 4 months ago
tbh mexico and portugal are utter shite
94samboy 4 months ago
@94samboy Tsk, at least Mexico beat the USA in football, unlike some countries i could mention...
MrGeegus 2 months ago
@MrGeegus oh ye, algeria
94samboy 2 months ago
Hockey does what soccer does, but much better.
geffrod 4 months ago
@geffrod Says you, the rest of the world will keep loving football no matter what your personal tastes are
MrGeegus 2 months ago
why would mexico vs portugal be played there wouldnt it be played in mexico or portugal
garner780 5 months ago
ADIAGA!
1916rising 5 months ago
@1916rising ADIAGA TWO!
SexyBuilder1888 4 months ago
Americans don't like soccer because it looks too much like a bunch of guys running around in a field and kicking a ball.
oeyesea 5 months ago
@oeyesea you've basically summed it up in a nutshell
MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR 5 months ago
its funny cuz its true
EWGFus3r 5 months ago
its FOOTBALL not soccer
maximc93 5 months ago
@maximc93 its america, so its soccer
MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR 5 months ago
PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!!
bananaempijama 5 months ago
Dad, how come you've never taken us to a soccer game before?
I... don't... know!
atomicbolt 5 months ago
I will never get sick of the ( High-Jump > Blimp Hi-5 > Hot tub babes Finale ) combo!! lol
BoyBoyXTREME 5 months ago
And ties???? You bet!
LOL Soccer fans.
Shipgate 5 months ago
Portugal 4 sho
nobbish 5 months ago
Which nation is the greatest on earth? Mexico?! or Portugal!
ryojubei 5 months ago
it's about time someone uploaded this. so funny.
greenroom81 5 months ago
in lithuania we hate football, not all europe like it, its most boring game
krepsinissss 5 months ago
@krepsinissss Who cares what Lithuania thinks? Lithuania sucks and every major European nation: England, France, Spain, Germany and Italy all love football.
NorthernerMatty123 4 months ago
@NorthernerMatty123 football = bussines basketall = sport
krepsinissss 4 months ago
pure genius
hazardous1990 5 months ago
I can't wait to see Bariaga.
RDBeatnik 5 months ago
@RDBeatnik ariaga 2 bro...
xYouthAttackx 5 months ago
White socks? Fail, that's Bolivia not Mexico. :P
audijam 6 months ago
ARUGLIA makes Messi look like an AMATEUR!!!
uwlwsrpm 6 months ago 2
-"I've never heard of those"
-"And they will all be signing autographs!"
-"Wohoo!"
thebehmont1 6 months ago 2
and ties!
DrApeJohnsonDDS 6 months ago
Arugliaaa!!!!!
Nitecrawlah2 6 months ago
i hope mexico wins
IWillz1985 6 months ago
defence holds it, holds it, holds it
DEFENSE HOLDSSSS IT, HOLDSSS IT, HOLDSSSS IT
dinkthroughball 6 months ago 28
Fast kicking, low scoring, and ties? YOU BET!!
cutiefrogskermit 7 months ago 4
the exploding ball XD
BloodyHoneyBunny 7 months ago
Been looking for this one. Nice, Thanks!
Spindles15 7 months ago in playlist Soccer
OPEEEEEEEN WIDEEEEEEE FORRRRR SOMEEEEEEEE SOCCCCCCAAAAAAA!!
AlboGreedz 7 months ago
OMG! 0:14 - An outfield player is wearing the same colour shirt as his goalkeeper. I have no life and therefore will complain and boycott the Simpsons until they are taken off the air!
Such a mistake is unforgivable.
ShadowkeeperTei 7 months ago 33
a 27 personas nos sabe a mierda los gringos y su soccer! nosotros jugamos fútbol hijos de puta! váyanse a que se los coja un negro basquetbolista
simanco1 7 months ago
HALF BACK PASSES TO CENTRE
CENTRE HOLDS IT, HOLDS IT, HOLLLLDDDDSSSS IT!!!!!!
callo060 7 months ago 2
FUNNIEST PARODY OUT!!!
MigzJig 7 months ago
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jairocorgan 7 months ago
"I've never heard of any of those guys"
"And they will all be signing autographs!"
"WOO HOO!"
manbearpig900 7 months ago
hm, beats work
RocktorWho 7 months ago
And they'll all be signin' autographs!
Jenartik 7 months ago
This is basically the greatest thing of all time.
JaziB 7 months ago
"CENTER HOLDS IT! HOLDS IT! HOOOLDS IT!!!"
texasB666 7 months ago
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Real soccer games need more partying in hot tubs with hot models in bikinis.
Someone call FIFA!
promisedeyes 7 months ago
@promisedeyes Sepp et al. have that covered.
mudchair16 7 months ago
I'll kill myself if Portugal doens't win!
ChampenA 8 months ago
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its called football and im not from england
abos4lem 8 months ago
Fast kickin, low scoring, and ties? you bet. Lmfao
MrSirwidebottom 8 months ago 2
classic
000MidnightSun 8 months ago
i love you Portugal!!!!!!
BenficaKing123 8 months ago
Which nation is the greatest on earth?
rgavz 8 months ago
The soccer is the best sport, EVER.
Santy92xD 8 months ago
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" This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth ! "
Hahahahahahahaha
Mexico is shit on soccer and as nation too LOL !
Great clip tough
RuledByMetalMusic 8 months ago
@RuledByMetalMusic This, coming from and Argentine? Hahaha, a.k.a. hambrientinos
UlisesZ1986 7 months ago
@UlisesZ1986 Thats your name stupid fuck ;) Also remember Argentina the team that fucked up your country up the last 2 times of the worldcup stupid mexicunt ;) Goodbye now beaner go back to sell tacos and nachos to the stadium.Cholo cunt
RuledByMetalMusic 7 months ago
@RuledByMetalMusic I also remember Argentinha getting owned by Bolivia :p Sudaca, go give Maradona a reach around with his hand of god, ya twat!
LobsterRoc 7 months ago
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@LobsterRoc Nobody ask for your opinion canadian faggot.What do you know about soccer besides that the ball is round?Stupid cunt we lost so what?We lost good because we played like shit on a qualifying match not world cup.Learn something you stupid motherfucker.
RuledByMetalMusic 7 months ago
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@RuledByMetalMusic Like when Colombia owned you bitches in 94? It doesn't matter if it's qualifying or world cup, qualifying matches are not friendlies, ya douche! Just because am Canadian i can't be a soccer fan? You fucking retarded spic!
LobsterRoc 7 months ago
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@LobsterRoc Like I said to you asshole nobody asked for your fucking opinion canadian cunt.Talk to me about soccer when your piece of shit team qualifies to a world cup.Motherfucker piece of shit,also I didnt say the qualifying matches were friendly stupid fuck.Learn to read asshole.Go suck on a cock Canadian cunt.
RuledByMetalMusic 7 months ago
@RuledByMetalMusic I don't care if i wasn't asked you argie prick! Wow, so we don't qualify for world cups, big deal, I'm also French, you bitch! I always wonder why is Argentina's top stars always short little faggots. Piss off and go tango with your dad, argie sack of shit.
LobsterRoc 7 months ago
@LobsterRoc So you are cocksucking french inmigrant cunt?Who is so fucking stupid to leave France and go live in Canada?Apparently you are motherfucker.I tango with your mom on bed you stupid cunt,keep on replying maybe you will win a medal of the special olympics for arguing through the net LOL.Go shove a dildo up your ass stupid inmigrant french toad.
RuledByMetalMusic 7 months ago
@RuledByMetalMusic I live in Montreal. You obviously don't know the history of Canada. And you want to talk about immigration, what are you doing living in the US? fucking hypocrite, cunt! Go suck a yank cock and go get your welfare check, fucking pansy!
LobsterRoc 7 months ago
I sometimes feel I am the only person who can appreciate both (American) football and soccer. Really, they are both excellent games.
TheCarp1989 8 months ago
best intro ever
sivousplaitavecmoi 8 months ago
Soccer is the greatest! Have a look at my soccer videos.
footballsoccermnc 8 months ago
Por-tu-gal! Por-tu-gal! Por-tu-gal!
PunchSydeiron 9 months ago
Season 9 episode 5
lfgubrs 9 months ago
americans dont give a shit about football (soccer)...who cares about usa..
GoreFreak08 9 months ago
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER
hespelledyalewitha6 9 months ago
I bet Portugal kicked Mexico's ass
patchesoffear 9 months ago
@patchesoffear u momma
robertonio6 9 months ago
SUCKKAAA!!!!!
DumaH86 10 months ago
Warning: Playing soccer will not give you the ability to fly.
UKRThracian 11 months ago
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OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!
liquidfreak 11 months ago 38
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ch3roots 11 months ago
No need for a soccer game, because everyone knows no country is below Mexico...
bigshermabg 11 months ago
ARIAGA, ARIAGA2, BARIAGA, ARUGLIA AND PIZZOZA
ROFL!!!
choboh23 1 year ago 77
@choboh23 lol reference to Brazilian names.
krazyboyle1 7 months ago
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@choboh23 Lol its so funny cause the real soccerplayers have those kind of names xD This is why the Simpsons is better then Family Guy and South Park by far!
lfgubrs 7 months ago
@choboh23 its ariaga too not ariaga 2
Whisperingsofwar 6 months ago
@Whisperingsofwar no, it's ariaga 2
ANTIMKrebirth 6 months ago
lmao hahahhaha bizcotsa!!!!!
Tonkpils0514 1 year ago
Arouglia is my favourite player of all time!
goodvibesallround 1 year ago 3
Why are the portuguese dolls of the same color of the maxicans??? lol
l23722 1 year ago
@l23722 Aparently they don't know that Portugal is in Europe...
rakelpedrosa16 1 year ago 2
What episode is this from?
rakelpedrosa16 1 year ago
@rakelpedrosa16 the cartridge family. its from the 9th season
jazzyjezz19 1 year ago
@jazzyjezz19 Thank you.
rakelpedrosa16 1 year ago
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rakelpedrosa16 1 year ago
I'm sure Mexico could beat Portugal. =)
Edifice06 1 year ago
@Edifice06 Nah Portugal is a great team....
franklouuu 1 year ago
23 killed themself, because Mexico won
ChampenA 1 year ago
HALFBACK PASSES TO CENTER - BACK TO WING - BACK TO CENTER - CENTER HOLDS IT!! - HOLDS IT!! - HOOLLLLDSS IT!!!
HotPlaycesCldPlayces 1 year ago 2
meant to be funny... none of this clip is true like some ppl would believe
HotPlaycesCldPlayces 1 year ago
I remember this from back when the Simpsons used to be funny
jedispy 1 year ago
Mexico or Portugal...best nation on earth?! Pffff, bullshit! How can they not mention giants like Uruguay and Paraguay?
shoooey 1 year ago
@shoooey Giants? ahahahaah
FabyoMty 1 year ago
@shoooey wtf
HotPlaycesCldPlayces 1 year ago
No fucking way!!! Ariaga 2 is going to be in this town?????? he´s the greatest, damn Ariaga 1 can go fuck himself!!!!
Kurki 1 year ago
lool ariaga 2 for president!!
instrumentalist28 1 year ago
Hilarious! "Qatar wins World Cup 2022. Absolutely devastating and proof of FIFA's corruption. Russia wins 2018, which I suppose is good for Sarah Palin, who can watch from her house."
brendaldygtr 1 year ago 2
portugal rules! mexico can eat it
alexthelizardking 1 year ago
Open wide for some soccaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
jstnhnh 1 year ago
ChronicFallacy, please shut the fuck up. Thank you
lethalbox909 1 year ago
Ariaga! Bariaga, Bariaga 2 Aruglia, and Bix-zoc-za!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
lethalbox909 1 year ago
you ariaga 2 who is better than ariaga
alexthelizardking 1 year ago
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you forgot ariaga 2 who is better than ariaga
alexthelizardking 1 year ago