is she making a 'stuffing' joke at the beginning of the clip? if not, why are people laughing? if so, why is she considering she's flatter than natalie? either way this clip is not in the least bit funny, maybe it's just taken out of context but somehow i don't think so.
@skoockum I don't think mental fragility is a party based affliction. Everyone is capable of being an ass, some are just better at it. A better term would be closed minded or fanatically self-suppressed.
I'd like to thank all the haters for their faggot comments and such, I will wear those appellations with pride, even though you are way off base. Attempts to defend ignorance are nothing to be proud of. Suffice to say a few of you must seriously feel threatened, and are perhaps suffering some kind of sexual identity crisis of your own. Instead of all the jealousy towards an effective and intelligent performer, develop your own talent and place your own hat in the ring, if you dare. Or stfu.
@Probitas1 Have you ever noticed how just about anything you can imagine brings out the idiot in conservatives and people who are working very hard to suppress their latent homosexuality?
Her Natalie Portman bit came like THIS close to making me piss myself laughing. And it came almost at the end, by which point my gut was already cramping from laughter. Damn, Garofalo's still got it as far as I'm concerned.
I like that all the comments on her clips are about her appearance. Because that's why we watch comedians. To get erections. Grow up, guys. You're a disgrace to our gender.
She used to be all kinds of cute, now is plain and ugly...oh well, time will screw us all.....and for the idiot who say FOX is watched only by 38 people, well, only a liberal can be so arrogant and proud of his ignorance..say whatever you want about the channel bit it is one of the more popular on the nation while the socialist bullshit on CNN is bringing it down every day...and I am not a conservative for the record and don´t resent lesbians either, just the facts like I see it.
@penguinworm I will be as respectful as you were stupid moron, CNN is promoting socialism and was in fact jokingly called the Communist News Network long ago when Jane "Hanoi" Fonda was married with his owner Turner, many corporations and extremely rich individual are in fact promoting socialism like George Soros since they want to have the State controlling all and them in turn have control of the state, and yes liberals are simultaneously ignorant and arrogant just like you, screaming asshole
@AkiraBrahe #1 Can you point to any instances where CNN promoted Communism or Socialism? Or is Glenn Beckian chalkboard scribblings enough to hold up your worldview?
The super rich already have a large degree of control over our government. A congressman who works for them while in office is someone who has a job for life (probably as a Lobbyist). Just because a billionaire feels a tinge of guilt and wants us poor folk to have healthcare doesn't mean there's a Socialist plot in the works.
@AkiraBrahe #2 The system that Soros' goals appear to be in alignment with is called Social Democracy, which is a far cry from Socialism. Most of the developed world's governments resemble that system much more than ours does, and they seem to be doing fine (apart from the clusterfuck that is Greece).
Ii don't get the whole natalie portman thing. she's just a girl. Not even that great looking. Maybe she has that subtle beauty that you only notice face to face.
I know some people might like to think I'm female, but I can assure, as can my wife, that I got dangly bits between my legs, and my son certainly benefited from that. People only ever care about a persons sexuality because they secretly or openly want to be with them. Comments like I've read here make me understand why women think men are pigs: a lot of them are. If you don't like that label, stop playing into the stereotype.
Really? It's just... I thought Comedy was subjective. Now I know it's decided by you.
''Some people have no idea what humoUr is''
No... they just have a different opinion to it than you, so you vacuously generalize and attack perfectly brilliant Comediannes without even bothering to give a genuine criticism, or to give us examples of *your* favourite Comedians - in case we criticise them I presume.
Go on then, in your view - who are the top 5 Greatest comedians ever?
@BelfastAtheist First of all Id like to thank you for declaring me as the "The One" Who decides what is funny,and what is not.(just so you know I think that comment was a lil bit funny : ) ),all did was state my opinion on this short vid that made a mention of a hand in wich i didnt think was funny.Why should I ,or would I give genuine criticism to some thing that isnt really important?Janeane is ,in general pretty funny girl.Dave Chapel Is best,with Ricky Gervais riding doggy style behind
@PatsyBailey You're posting in public on a forum that allows people to respond, what did you think was going to happen? Is this your first time on the internet? Because if it is your butthurt is only just beginning. Better get that lube ready.
@PatsyBailey It's called a public forum. People people read posts and respond. It's not real complicated Patsy. And yes I think that anyone who thinks Janeane Garofalo is someone to admire or respect is probably crazy and/or stupid.
@PatsyBailey ...Just to let yopu know the reason I am here is because I decided to watch videos from 9/11 and ended up here after posting on some nutbag conspiracy theorists videos. Kinda like going to the book store and being in the stupid - crazy isle by accident....and look...there you are LOL!!
Probitas 1...we call women lesbians when they look and act like men and hate anything with hangy down parts. And I imagine you are probably a lesbian presenting yourself as a man here. Your words show the underlying anger you have for men. BTW when a woman blows us off we may feel lousy and walk away, but it would have nothing to do with not being able to handle it. Although your female ego would like to think so.
People who say " Men call Janeane Garofalo a dyke because they have no confidence in their sexuality. And that it's a personality defect that's needs to be treated as the pathetic, weak-minded bigotry that it is " Are people who are blind to the truth of whats in front of them and have to come up with a lame theory to attack the male psyche just to divert the attention to what is truth.Its the same kind of people that would call you a racist for not agreeing with them politically.Disgusting
No... I was referring to the whole 'Run along now, cupcake' part of your message, you acted condescending towards me, on mistaken premises. Hence my displeasure..
I don't ''know'' it - I love her work. If you want me to even pretend you're not a dick, then stop calling me a cunt.. if anything, you're acting even worse than I am. I see you couldn't make it through the last sentence without demanding the last word *and* insulting me, again? Way to be a hypocrite.
@JesusIsKindaGay exactly!!!!! out of about the five minutes or so talks about natalie this is the least funny part! almost like they want to make her look bad! This DVD is awesome by the way!
I always thought she was kind of cute; I thought she was more attractive than Uma Thurmon in that stupid movie, The Truth About Cats and Dogs. Too bad her beauty is only in the face, and doesn't extent to her personality.
Men call women lesbians when they get blown off, because they can't handle that someone might not find them desirable. I am a man, and I approve this statement.
@Probitas1 i'm a straight male and I agree!!...it's a sign of weakness when you can't accept a woman not liking you!!,how pathetic is that??....I mean how many women are there in the world??
Hey you fucking dickwad asshole. I get you're not a Janeane fan. So why do you insist on posting shit here. It's pretty obvious you only do it to annoy. Wow. Is this the highlight of your or something??? Do you go around checking your hate-mail to see if anyone responds or contradicts your sick point of view?? Do you only do it so you can talk more shit??...If so, it's fucking pathetic and almost depressing. I'm guessing you hardly get laid as well. People like you are undesirable.
For those of you who aren't fans of Janeane Garofalo, then quit watching her shit on youtube. If you're bored enough to watch videos on people you dislike, just to talk your bullshit then clearly it goes to show what kind quality of life you're leading.
If you're THAT bored, go read a book or better yet...get a job. Oh and by the way, this wasn't the entire joke. Which is probably why you didn't fucking get it.
shes actually not bad looking despite the dumb tattoos. If she were natalie portman but still had the same personality she would probably just do the same thing and be a grumpy sometimes funny indie chick
bah. buncha rePUBElicans that just hate it, just can't stand it that ANYONE on planet earth might have a different world view than theirs. They know she's a lib and unfortunately for them, articulate (something most rePUBElicans really struggle with - they're either hick Tea-Partiers or, if somewhat educated, feel their education is suposed only be used to grab on to as much money & property as they can & hold on tight as hell).
You don't wanna be Natalie Portman.. She recently discovered that she was of Moldovan Jewish ancestry.. And from what I heard from you Ms Garofalo on Bill Maher, you are indeed an anti-semitic and I can bet that you're not welcome to perform in Israel..
Janeane is just a miserable person. And the crowd? I just can't believe how they laugh before she's said anything. Strange. Nothing, though, an enormous amount of drugs can't take care of.
@TheJeanean I agree: Gallagher, Dice Clay, etc. when they do their well-known bits. But laughing when a person brings up Natalie Portman? Is that a well-known bit? JG fans seem to just give her so much credit for being JG...
Sorry, I don't think that was true of Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks when they were riffing on Jackie Kennedy or on Jay Leno.
@stradafin I got they impression they were cheering, possibly they were Nat fans? Or maybe they were cheering thinking they were going to get some dish on Nat. idk. I wasn't referring specifically to that crowd woot
She was really beautiful in The Larry Sanders Show and Truth About Cats and Dogs... and I love a woman with a sense of humour, who has her own opinions about stufff. But her tattoos are about Sailorish? Don't think...? She's prettier than all that!
Hey look everybody...it's sean/tony/kingarthrup/upvolleyball/etc. calling people he's never met "oDumba voting libtards/idiots/butt cheese/etc." while regurgitating Rupert Murdoch's semen and having "conversations" with himself and giving himself "thumbs up" around the clock!
Men call Janeane Garofalo a dyke when they have no confidence in their sexuality. It's a personality defect that's needs to be treated as the pathetic, weak-minded bigotry that it is. Disgusting.
@seanvikeen "How's that Hope and Change working out for you libtard?"
*sigh* why does every conservative that says that think they're being original or clever? you probably typed that with a smug smirk on your face, thinking to yourself "zing! come back from THAT you liberal scum!!!1" lame.
By the way, good job spamming today, cretin, happy to see you mindless mouth breathers know how to hack your "Votes" up to make it look like "your thoughts" look popular. You just wrote this 3 hours ago and it has "23 Yes Votes"...rrrright. Tell me that wasn't hacked, you pathetic piece of shit?
@FungusMossGnosis You've obviously never "met" tony1/tony2/seanvikeen/kingarthrup/upvolleyball/ASentinel2/roostertrigger/totalfuckingdouchebag...
This stupid motherfucker has at least 100 accounts, has "conversations" with himself and votes his posts up so people will "think" he's popular. What a dumbshit.
Thanks for the info, it figures. I knew he was some kind of schizoid or sociopath, now I see it must be both! Odd.
It's amazing how many obsessive idiots spend vast amounts of time on Garofalo pages, as if she's some powerful political force they want to crush.
She must remind them of that cute arty girl in high school that rejected them, because they were obnoxious fucking cretins who would clearly be reliving their High School psyche for the rest of their miserable life.
@Anth150 You know that 'dyke' is a slur to attack lesbians, used by people who are personally offended when a woman doesn't act the way they demand all women should act, right?
@cactustactics Uh, right, at least the first part "to attack lesbians", which would make my statement true, that if someone acts like a lesbian, they may be called a dyke. It definitely is a derogatory term, but I didn't say it wasn't.
Did you now? Well, since there is zero evidence that she's ever had a lesbian bone in her body (so to speak) and only a complete idiot would assume she is a "dyke" based on her speech and dress, it wasn't necessary to reveal that.
"Men call Janeane Garofalo a dyke when they have no confidence in their sexuality. It's a personality defect that's needs to be treated as the pathetic, weak-minded bigotry that it is."
She's very masculinised attitudinally and behaviourally. This is not an issue of confidence when it comes to men who find aversion to that (this is among the less spectacular feminist challenge fallacies), it's an issue of heterosexuality and biological norms of gender-specific behaviour.
You know, we're both as right and wrong, both making blanket generalizations. Of course, I'm more right.
I wrote what I did 9 Months ago because I was irritated with this cretin and his score of sock puppet accounts ("seanvikeen" among others) trolling Garofalo pages telling lies and making it political with his sexism and racism.
Of course,needless to add, you can't get much of a proper impression of this heterosexual lady from this noncontextual clip.
There's a difference between making generalisations and stating trends. A generalisation is an allusion to an absolute trend without empirical support, or exaggeration of the predominance or strength of a trend beyond empirical support.
There's plenty of empirical support to back my stated trend, in scores of psychometric studies which look at Cattell personality criteria and the BSRI. Your claim, however, has no equivalent evidentiary basis.
Since your only objection is to the first 13 words of my writing in that one post, and this is based on a misunderstanding of a 51 second video clip, I think we can virtually 'shake hands' and part on this business and move onto more important matters.
@tonycolbert2 how do you have so many likes. She's hilarious. Who cares about her personal life. she has been doing stand up for twenty plus years. where are you in your life? where's your thousands of adoring public? shame on you. shame.
Funny is she? Is that why she can't get a job in film or television? Her highest profile appearance in the past 6-8 years was as a panel guest on Bill Maher. She's a mean-spirited cunt, and her career is over :)
haha, figures the dumb, unhappy bitch wants to be someone else. Wasnt exactly a mystery she was unhappy with herself. I would feel bad for her if she didn't live her life like the problem is with other people (the right wing of politics) and not with herself.
I would still do Janeane over Natalie any day.
hungrytomato 4 days ago
She used to be cute now she's an old skank!
SanEverett 4 days ago
You'd be unable to convey any emotion in a role if you were Natalie Portman
AshdeneChantelle 1 week ago
Ive had dreams about the Garafalo since Larry Sanders, Ive just never been worthy enough
Georgebushpimps 1 week ago
I had sex with her. She was kind of boring.
crowtheartist 2 weeks ago
I want to lick Janeane's underarms.
scaredofmilk 1 month ago
is she making a 'stuffing' joke at the beginning of the clip? if not, why are people laughing? if so, why is she considering she's flatter than natalie? either way this clip is not in the least bit funny, maybe it's just taken out of context but somehow i don't think so.
symbal777 1 month ago
what a bitter woman
mistax2k 1 month ago
Well thanks for the 51 seconds, I guess.
culwin 1 month ago
"...are you coming?" To which the reply is always : "No, just breathing heavy".
OK, please yourself.
kentishtowncowboy 1 month ago
Poor Janeane will never accept herself. Got news for you, celebrity. Most of us in your boat.
seancrapola 2 months ago
I was I were Natalie Portman!
Ugh!
...and that's the joke.
blizzaire08 2 months ago
???
LocoPelirojo13 2 months ago
yea i musta missed the joke also
JRN2222 2 months ago
Meh, Janeane is hundred times better than Portman
zabacinjsh 2 months ago
@zabacinjsh She's definitely better looking.
SultanChase 2 months ago
Yeah, where's the joke?
SpaceRitual 2 months ago
@skoockum I don't think mental fragility is a party based affliction. Everyone is capable of being an ass, some are just better at it. A better term would be closed minded or fanatically self-suppressed.
Probitas1 3 months ago
I'd like to thank all the haters for their faggot comments and such, I will wear those appellations with pride, even though you are way off base. Attempts to defend ignorance are nothing to be proud of. Suffice to say a few of you must seriously feel threatened, and are perhaps suffering some kind of sexual identity crisis of your own. Instead of all the jealousy towards an effective and intelligent performer, develop your own talent and place your own hat in the ring, if you dare. Or stfu.
Probitas1 3 months ago
@Probitas1 Have you ever noticed how just about anything you can imagine brings out the idiot in conservatives and people who are working very hard to suppress their latent homosexuality?
skoockum 3 months ago
Her Natalie Portman bit came like THIS close to making me piss myself laughing. And it came almost at the end, by which point my gut was already cramping from laughter. Damn, Garofalo's still got it as far as I'm concerned.
EmpressJudge13 3 months ago
she's never funny
joplin49b 3 months ago
I like that all the comments on her clips are about her appearance. Because that's why we watch comedians. To get erections. Grow up, guys. You're a disgrace to our gender.
hysangearring 3 months ago
LOVE IT
BlindBlannche 3 months ago
Talentless. And those tats are played out.
IzzyIsou 3 months ago
@IzzyIsou unplug ur ass
BlindBlannche 3 months ago
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@BlindBlannche How's it feel to be a sheep?
IzzyIsou 3 months ago
I bet this bitch has never taken a bath.....she looks dirty
gopconservative78 3 months ago
She used to be all kinds of cute, now is plain and ugly...oh well, time will screw us all.....and for the idiot who say FOX is watched only by 38 people, well, only a liberal can be so arrogant and proud of his ignorance..say whatever you want about the channel bit it is one of the more popular on the nation while the socialist bullshit on CNN is bringing it down every day...and I am not a conservative for the record and don´t resent lesbians either, just the facts like I see it.
AkiraBrahe 4 months ago
@AkiraBrahe CNN, owned by a giant corporation, is Socialist??? That would just be bad business.
P.S. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT SOCIALISM IS.
P.S.S. Are liberals snooty elitists or are they "proud of their ignorance" as you claim? Get with the party line.
penguinworm 3 months ago
@penguinworm I will be as respectful as you were stupid moron, CNN is promoting socialism and was in fact jokingly called the Communist News Network long ago when Jane "Hanoi" Fonda was married with his owner Turner, many corporations and extremely rich individual are in fact promoting socialism like George Soros since they want to have the State controlling all and them in turn have control of the state, and yes liberals are simultaneously ignorant and arrogant just like you, screaming asshole
AkiraBrahe 3 months ago
@AkiraBrahe #1 Can you point to any instances where CNN promoted Communism or Socialism? Or is Glenn Beckian chalkboard scribblings enough to hold up your worldview?
The super rich already have a large degree of control over our government. A congressman who works for them while in office is someone who has a job for life (probably as a Lobbyist). Just because a billionaire feels a tinge of guilt and wants us poor folk to have healthcare doesn't mean there's a Socialist plot in the works.
penguinworm 3 months ago
@AkiraBrahe #2 The system that Soros' goals appear to be in alignment with is called Social Democracy, which is a far cry from Socialism. Most of the developed world's governments resemble that system much more than ours does, and they seem to be doing fine (apart from the clusterfuck that is Greece).
penguinworm 3 months ago
38 people watch FOX news. I don't mean in relation to this video, I mean in general.
jfrsnjhnsn 4 months ago
bulldikes aren't funny people
JN5B11 4 months ago
Ii don't get the whole natalie portman thing. she's just a girl. Not even that great looking. Maybe she has that subtle beauty that you only notice face to face.
Bak3dB3an 4 months ago
As Monolo or Manny has said in Scarface,'BITCH...LESBIAN'.
17jun1989 4 months ago
what is she doing out of the kitchen?
TheFirm34 4 months ago
@TheFirm34
Knowing Janeane, she probably doesn't even have a kitchen!
ciaobellakate 3 months ago
I know some people might like to think I'm female, but I can assure, as can my wife, that I got dangly bits between my legs, and my son certainly benefited from that. People only ever care about a persons sexuality because they secretly or openly want to be with them. Comments like I've read here make me understand why women think men are pigs: a lot of them are. If you don't like that label, stop playing into the stereotype.
Probitas1 4 months ago 20
@Probitas1 Wow, go shave your vagina.
0000AllFitness0000 3 months ago
@Probitas1 Thus spoke the gelding
vikingasjal 2 months ago
That wasn't very funny...
terratrema 4 months ago
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TheWarriorProject 4 months ago
WTF?,she didnt say anything funny in this vid and everyone laughing.Some people have no idea what humor is,its sad,and a little bit funny.
rodbob11 4 months ago
@rodbob11
Really? It's just... I thought Comedy was subjective. Now I know it's decided by you.
''Some people have no idea what humoUr is''
No... they just have a different opinion to it than you, so you vacuously generalize and attack perfectly brilliant Comediannes without even bothering to give a genuine criticism, or to give us examples of *your* favourite Comedians - in case we criticise them I presume.
Go on then, in your view - who are the top 5 Greatest comedians ever?
BelfastAtheist 4 months ago
@BelfastAtheist First of all Id like to thank you for declaring me as the "The One" Who decides what is funny,and what is not.(just so you know I think that comment was a lil bit funny : ) ),all did was state my opinion on this short vid that made a mention of a hand in wich i didnt think was funny.Why should I ,or would I give genuine criticism to some thing that isnt really important?Janeane is ,in general pretty funny girl.Dave Chapel Is best,with Ricky Gervais riding doggy style behind
rodbob11 4 months ago
lol her stand up isn't even stand up....
pplus0440 5 months ago
@PatsyBailey lulzy
HighPriestofLemuria 5 months ago
that wasnt funny
ac3jc 5 months ago 23
@PatsyBailey You're posting in public on a forum that allows people to respond, what did you think was going to happen? Is this your first time on the internet? Because if it is your butthurt is only just beginning. Better get that lube ready.
HighPriestofLemuria 5 months ago
@PatsyBailey It's called a public forum. People people read posts and respond. It's not real complicated Patsy. And yes I think that anyone who thinks Janeane Garofalo is someone to admire or respect is probably crazy and/or stupid.
bsh9616 5 months ago
@bsh9616
''And yes I think that anyone who thinks Janeane Garofalo is someone to admire or respect is probably crazy and/or stupid.''
You're a Republicunt, yes?
BelfastAtheist 4 months ago
@PatsyBailey ...Just to let yopu know the reason I am here is because I decided to watch videos from 9/11 and ended up here after posting on some nutbag conspiracy theorists videos. Kinda like going to the book store and being in the stupid - crazy isle by accident....and look...there you are LOL!!
bsh9616 5 months ago
Probitas 1...we call women lesbians when they look and act like men and hate anything with hangy down parts. And I imagine you are probably a lesbian presenting yourself as a man here. Your words show the underlying anger you have for men. BTW when a woman blows us off we may feel lousy and walk away, but it would have nothing to do with not being able to handle it. Although your female ego would like to think so.
bsh9616 5 months ago
she's a self hating moron, who is hateful to everyone around her in return. she is as relevant to comedy as pie eating contests. go away, Garofalo.
jahwarrior72 5 months ago
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People who say " Men call Janeane Garofalo a dyke because they have no confidence in their sexuality. And that it's a personality defect that's needs to be treated as the pathetic, weak-minded bigotry that it is " Are people who are blind to the truth of whats in front of them and have to come up with a lame theory to attack the male psyche just to divert the attention to what is truth.Its the same kind of people that would call you a racist for not agreeing with them politically.Disgusting
thatsasillyvideo 5 months ago
Anybody who finds her funny are the ones we should start weeding out of society she is the dumbest twat on the planet
spahnman 5 months ago
dike...
lilbeaveymac 6 months ago
@lilbeaveymac
What's that got to do with anything?
Bigot..
BelfastAtheist 4 months ago
was she in Two and a Half Men?
flopsy99 6 months ago
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TheWarriorProject 6 months ago
@TheWarriorProject cant
MrIdakula 5 months ago
@TheWarriorProject
Even if someone did - you would only reply in kind with 'yeah that wasn't even funny' - because Janeane said it. I know your kind.
BelfastAtheist 4 months ago
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TheWarriorProject 4 months ago
@TheWarriorProject
I said ''Even if SOMEONE did'' - it's right there in front of your eyes, you illiterate fuck.
BelfastAtheist 4 months ago
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TheWarriorProject 4 months ago
@TheWarriorProject
Well you misread my message and acted like a dick; what did you expect?
BelfastAtheist 4 months ago
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TheWarriorProject 4 months ago
@TheWarriorProject
No... I was referring to the whole 'Run along now, cupcake' part of your message, you acted condescending towards me, on mistaken premises. Hence my displeasure..
I don't ''know'' it - I love her work. If you want me to even pretend you're not a dick, then stop calling me a cunt.. if anything, you're acting even worse than I am. I see you couldn't make it through the last sentence without demanding the last word *and* insulting me, again? Way to be a hypocrite.
BelfastAtheist 4 months ago
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TheWarriorProject 4 months ago
@TheWarriorProject
Well, you deleted your comment - so I'm sure you believed very strongly that you were right.
BelfastAtheist 4 months ago
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@BelfastAtheist I know I'm right, and I'm tired of listening to your stupidity.
TheWarriorProject 4 months ago
What an unfunny cuntstick!
leftgibson 6 months ago
She might be racist, but she sure is funny!
Iisdabest889 6 months ago
janeane garofalo is one of the best stand up comedians ever
LastBref 6 months ago
i have a feeling they cut off the video before we arrived at the punchline
boxpilot 6 months ago 2
Intelligent women are soooo sexy.
Zombie1990 6 months ago
Why don't these people upload the entire show instead of a bunch of minute clips? Kinda gay.
JesusIsKindaGay 6 months ago 3
@JesusIsKindaGay exactly!!!!! out of about the five minutes or so talks about natalie this is the least funny part! almost like they want to make her look bad! This DVD is awesome by the way!
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Bullpuma 7 months ago
I always thought she was kind of cute; I thought she was more attractive than Uma Thurmon in that stupid movie, The Truth About Cats and Dogs. Too bad her beauty is only in the face, and doesn't extent to her personality.
theCrimsonBeard1 7 months ago
as a lesbian, I would love to have her on my team ;)
ggleekie88 7 months ago
@ggleekie88 Take her.
SteamEqualsFAIL 6 months ago
Respond to this video... In return we want Portia derassi
SteamEqualsFAIL 6 months ago
«Were it a Chinese bound foot it would be reveared as the lotus flower ». Hahahaha!!!
fuschiadea 7 months ago
Men call women lesbians when they get blown off, because they can't handle that someone might not find them desirable. I am a man, and I approve this statement.
Probitas1 7 months ago 31
@Probitas1 i'm a straight male and I agree!!...it's a sign of weakness when you can't accept a woman not liking you!!,how pathetic is that??....I mean how many women are there in the world??
stryfetc 7 months ago
@Probitas1 You are to men what an Uncle Tom is to black people
dubified89 4 months ago
I agree! Natalie Portman is amazing. So intelligent and stunning!
ciaobellakate 3 months ago
If she were Natalie Portman she souldn't be leftist socialist liberal angry negative mean asshole.
md4bush 7 months ago
@md4bush yeah ok.....right
MrFuturecanadian 7 months ago
I actually think she's pretty.
Is she a lesbian?
pomegranateish 8 months ago
I dont get it, like her looks aren't good enough? does she know what its like to really be ugly?
iamthelaw82 8 months ago
@iamthelaw82 and what, you are?
DeathnoteBB 8 months ago
@iamthelaw82 and what, you are? if she just doesn't think she's pretty, then she doesn't. It's subjective.
DeathnoteBB 8 months ago
She should do some plastic surgery jokes.
bluemystic7502 8 months ago
I love her! She's sooooooooooooo funny!
reader33131 8 months ago 17
@luyben12
Hey you fucking dickwad asshole. I get you're not a Janeane fan. So why do you insist on posting shit here. It's pretty obvious you only do it to annoy. Wow. Is this the highlight of your or something??? Do you go around checking your hate-mail to see if anyone responds or contradicts your sick point of view?? Do you only do it so you can talk more shit??...If so, it's fucking pathetic and almost depressing. I'm guessing you hardly get laid as well. People like you are undesirable.
Hellizabeth14 8 months ago
For those of you who aren't fans of Janeane Garofalo, then quit watching her shit on youtube. If you're bored enough to watch videos on people you dislike, just to talk your bullshit then clearly it goes to show what kind quality of life you're leading.
If you're THAT bored, go read a book or better yet...get a job. Oh and by the way, this wasn't the entire joke. Which is probably why you didn't fucking get it.
P.S. She's not a dyke.
Hellizabeth14 8 months ago
@luyben12 did i miss something? cuz i didnt hear her say ANYTHING nasty about natalie portman.
deshahubbell 9 months ago
@bigcock49 ...yeah....natalie portman's jewish too, so learn some new words, fool.
deshahubbell 9 months ago
Was this funny?
wccrispy 9 months ago
I've been in love with Janeane forever and she just gets sexier. Keep on rockin' the free world baby!
theGhoulman 9 months ago
Is the laughter edited in?
JoeKopsick4Congress 9 months ago
who cares about her sexuality. a show of thumbs for whom think there should be more comments about her talking about natalie portman.
LAUGHmaniac123 10 months ago 2
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She rocks. Love her.
mediacritic 10 months ago
Not fucking funny. How does this broad get work???
j2times2006 10 months ago
shes actually not bad looking despite the dumb tattoos. If she were natalie portman but still had the same personality she would probably just do the same thing and be a grumpy sometimes funny indie chick
craiger1088 10 months ago
bah. buncha rePUBElicans that just hate it, just can't stand it that ANYONE on planet earth might have a different world view than theirs. They know she's a lib and unfortunately for them, articulate (something most rePUBElicans really struggle with - they're either hick Tea-Partiers or, if somewhat educated, feel their education is suposed only be used to grab on to as much money & property as they can & hold on tight as hell).
trysometruth 11 months ago 3
You don't wanna be Natalie Portman.. She recently discovered that she was of Moldovan Jewish ancestry.. And from what I heard from you Ms Garofalo on Bill Maher, you are indeed an anti-semitic and I can bet that you're not welcome to perform in Israel..
manormyth77 1 year ago
what a bullshit. she was born in Israel and always knew she's a jew
elinr80 1 year ago
"were it a chinese bound foot it would be revered as the lotus flower"
stilltainted922 1 year ago 3
Janeane is just a miserable person. And the crowd? I just can't believe how they laugh before she's said anything. Strange. Nothing, though, an enormous amount of drugs can't take care of.
stradafin 1 year ago
@stradafin I've noticed that most crowds do that at stand-up shows once a comedian becomes popular.
TheJeanean 1 year ago
@TheJeanean I agree: Gallagher, Dice Clay, etc. when they do their well-known bits. But laughing when a person brings up Natalie Portman? Is that a well-known bit? JG fans seem to just give her so much credit for being JG...
Sorry, I don't think that was true of Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks when they were riffing on Jackie Kennedy or on Jay Leno.
stradafin 1 year ago
@stradafin I got they impression they were cheering, possibly they were Nat fans? Or maybe they were cheering thinking they were going to get some dish on Nat. idk. I wasn't referring specifically to that crowd woot
TheJeanean 11 months ago
@TheJeanean
stradafin 1 year ago
Those uglyass tats represent that evil puss she's been trying to hide her whole miserable liberal brain damaged life.
one4technique 1 year ago
@one4technique I'm sorry but I didn't hear anything that said she was liberal or conservative in that clip.
mohawk1020 1 year ago
@mohawk1020 No... But I know that she is a liberal diseased pig...
one4technique 1 year ago
@one4technique well then how about you take your political philosophy to another video because this is just a stand up video
mohawk1020 1 year ago
@mohawk1020 Ok. I've made enough of an ass out of myself in here. sorry.
one4technique 1 year ago
How big of a douche does somebody have to be to belittle ideas like hope and change?
sciencedoggy 1 year ago 2
She was really beautiful in The Larry Sanders Show and Truth About Cats and Dogs... and I love a woman with a sense of humour, who has her own opinions about stufff. But her tattoos are about Sailorish? Don't think...? She's prettier than all that!
SethHesio 1 year ago
I love Janeane Garofalo!!!!!! o_O
mookiepercy 1 year ago 3
She's arrogant and unfunny.
morningwould 1 year ago
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@FungusTwat
LOL... you have no idea about much!
How's that Hope and Change working out for you libtard?
seanvikeen 1 year ago
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Hey, tonycolbert2...where's "tonycolbert1?"
"Checkmate!" Hahahaha
stewchizzle 1 year ago
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Hey look everybody...it's sean/tony/kingarthrup/upvolleyball/etc. calling people he's never met "oDumba voting libtards/idiots/butt cheese/etc." while regurgitating Rupert Murdoch's semen and having "conversations" with himself and giving himself "thumbs up" around the clock!
God bless douchebaggery!
stewchizzle 1 year ago
Men call Janeane Garofalo a dyke when they have no confidence in their sexuality. It's a personality defect that's needs to be treated as the pathetic, weak-minded bigotry that it is. Disgusting.
FungusMossGnosis 1 year ago 78
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@FungusMossGnosis
LOL THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST RETARDED THINGS I HAVE HEARD TODAY!!!....LOL
(watched the view yesterday, or it would have been for the week)
Voted for Odumba hey?
seanvikeen 1 year ago 16
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@seanvikeen
I have no idea what you're talking about. You watched the view and voted for "Odumba"? Good for you asshole.
FungusMossGnosis 1 year ago 2
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@FungusMossGnosis
LOL... you have no idea about much!
How's that Hope and Change working out for you libtard?
seanvikeen 1 year ago
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@seanvikeen "How's that Hope and Change working out for you libtard?"
*sigh* why does every conservative that says that think they're being original or clever? you probably typed that with a smug smirk on your face, thinking to yourself "zing! come back from THAT you liberal scum!!!1" lame.
toribjork10 1 year ago 2
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@FungusMossGnosis
I am sure that you have no clue. LOL... you have no idea about much!
How's that Hope and Change working out for you libtard?
seanvikeen 1 year ago 4
@FungusMossGnosis
LOL... you have no idea about much!
How's that Hope and Change working out for you libtard?
seanvikeen 1 year ago
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kingarthurup 1 year ago
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@seanvikeen
By the way, good job spamming today, cretin, happy to see you mindless mouth breathers know how to hack your "Votes" up to make it look like "your thoughts" look popular. You just wrote this 3 hours ago and it has "23 Yes Votes"...rrrright. Tell me that wasn't hacked, you pathetic piece of shit?
FungusMossGnosis 1 year ago
@FungusMossGnosis
Yeah, and there are black helicopters crashing into buildings as we speak...LOL
Voted for Obama hey?
seanvikeen 1 year ago 3
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FungusMossGnosis 1 year ago
@FungusMossGnosis You've obviously never "met" tony1/tony2/seanvikeen/kingarthrup/upvolleyball/ASentinel2/roostertrigger/totalfuckingdouchebag...
This stupid motherfucker has at least 100 accounts, has "conversations" with himself and votes his posts up so people will "think" he's popular. What a dumbshit.
stewchizzle 1 year ago
@stewchizzle
Thanks for the info, it figures. I knew he was some kind of schizoid or sociopath, now I see it must be both! Odd.
It's amazing how many obsessive idiots spend vast amounts of time on Garofalo pages, as if she's some powerful political force they want to crush.
She must remind them of that cute arty girl in high school that rejected them, because they were obnoxious fucking cretins who would clearly be reliving their High School psyche for the rest of their miserable life.
Odd...
FungusMossGnosis 1 year ago 2
@FungusMossGnosis Right, or they call her a dyke because she acts like a lesbian
Anth150 10 months ago
@Anth150 You know that 'dyke' is a slur to attack lesbians, used by people who are personally offended when a woman doesn't act the way they demand all women should act, right?
cactustactics 10 months ago
@cactustactics Uh, right, at least the first part "to attack lesbians", which would make my statement true, that if someone acts like a lesbian, they may be called a dyke. It definitely is a derogatory term, but I didn't say it wasn't.
Anth150 10 months ago
@FungusMossGnosis You're a dyke.
0megaM00 10 months ago
@0megaM00
Thanks. Sometimes I see a really gorgeous woman and find out she's gay and WISH I was a dyke. But first I'd have to have a vagina.
@ Anth150
I never saw Janeane as "acting like a lesbian," so either I'm missing something, or some of you are seeing with a very limited, narrow spectrum.
FungusMossGnosis 10 months ago
@FungusMossGnosis I actually dated Janine during 94/95. She is definitely not a dyke!
therealuptheass 10 months ago
@therealuptheass "I actually dated Janine during 94/95"
Did you now? Well, since there is zero evidence that she's ever had a lesbian bone in her body (so to speak) and only a complete idiot would assume she is a "dyke" based on her speech and dress, it wasn't necessary to reveal that.
FungusMossGnosis 9 months ago
@FungusMossGnosis or because she's a shitty comedian
bretchet23 9 months ago
@FungusMossGnosis
"Men call Janeane Garofalo a dyke when they have no confidence in their sexuality. It's a personality defect that's needs to be treated as the pathetic, weak-minded bigotry that it is."
She's very masculinised attitudinally and behaviourally. This is not an issue of confidence when it comes to men who find aversion to that (this is among the less spectacular feminist challenge fallacies), it's an issue of heterosexuality and biological norms of gender-specific behaviour.
JCrownwell 6 months ago
@JCrownwell "masculinised"
You know, we're both as right and wrong, both making blanket generalizations. Of course, I'm more right.
I wrote what I did 9 Months ago because I was irritated with this cretin and his score of sock puppet accounts ("seanvikeen" among others) trolling Garofalo pages telling lies and making it political with his sexism and racism.
Of course,needless to add, you can't get much of a proper impression of this heterosexual lady from this noncontextual clip.
FungusMossGnosis 6 months ago
@FungusMossGnosis
"Of course, I'm more right"
There's a difference between making generalisations and stating trends. A generalisation is an allusion to an absolute trend without empirical support, or exaggeration of the predominance or strength of a trend beyond empirical support.
There's plenty of empirical support to back my stated trend, in scores of psychometric studies which look at Cattell personality criteria and the BSRI. Your claim, however, has no equivalent evidentiary basis.
JCrownwell 6 months ago
@JCrownwell
Are you a psychiatrist?. . .or a lawyer?
Anyway, thanks for the chuckles.
Since your only objection is to the first 13 words of my writing in that one post, and this is based on a misunderstanding of a 51 second video clip, I think we can virtually 'shake hands' and part on this business and move onto more important matters.
FungusMossGnosis 6 months ago
@FungusMossGnosis
I try not to tell people what I do for a living. It influences how they react to me, instead of taking my points on intrinsic merit.
Nevertheless, I like how you stepped down there, even though it was based on a feigned misinterpretation.
JCrownwell 6 months ago
@JCrownwell
P.S. -- I've never been accused of starting trends before. That's hilarious.
FungusMossGnosis 6 months ago
@JCrownwell
No, really, tell us what you do for a living.
When you stop doing 101 subjects at university.
meinhofraf 6 months ago
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EVERYONE LEAVE JANEANE ALONE!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GIVE YOURSELF TO THE WORLD AND JUST WANT A WOMAN'S LOVE!
LEAVE HER ALONE! JUST BECAUSE TATOOS ARE A SIGN OF WANTING TO CHANGE YOURSELF... LEAVE HER ALONE!
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT HER OR THE FACT THAT SHE CAN'T COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!
LEAVE HER ALONE!
tonycolbert2 1 year ago 36
@tonycolbert2
I agree about the tatoos, and the woman's love, but, ok,,, I guess I agree about there being nothing funny too.
seanvikeen 1 year ago 4
@tonycolbert2 I've never considered her to be a closet lesbian until I read what you said.
000sauce000 1 year ago
@tonycolbert2 how do you have so many likes. She's hilarious. Who cares about her personal life. she has been doing stand up for twenty plus years. where are you in your life? where's your thousands of adoring public? shame on you. shame.
Redsparrowe123 11 months ago 3
@Redsparrowe123
Funny is she? Is that why she can't get a job in film or television? Her highest profile appearance in the past 6-8 years was as a panel guest on Bill Maher. She's a mean-spirited cunt, and her career is over :)
stonebridge999 11 months ago
np is hot
warcloud463 1 year ago
haha, figures the dumb, unhappy bitch wants to be someone else. Wasnt exactly a mystery she was unhappy with herself. I would feel bad for her if she didn't live her life like the problem is with other people (the right wing of politics) and not with herself.
countertreason 1 year ago
I've seen funnier turds in punch bowls. Smarter, also.
MisterMasterShafter 1 year ago
Is it just me or did Jeanean Garofalo have a voice transplant? Her voice has completely changed.
elmando5 1 year ago
@elmando5 i think her voice is so different from all the smoking. :/
tydelwave 1 year ago