What's in the Suitcase?

[Huze17]

the masses of youtube dont appreciate a silent film these days...

[Trooperofwar]

xD "To avoid Spies do a BARREL ROLL"

[Jonny87015612]

love the song

[rebirthangel]

Quick question. Has Hot Soup done anything else? I want to see if these guys are still around.

[TheMrPANGSAI]

BOO HOO! MY FRIEND HAD 5MIN 31 SEC TO LIVE AND HE WATCHED THIS CRAP AND ONLY HAD 1 SECOND TO LIVE! U BASTARD!

[billyvince124]

Machinima. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Your better than this! I wasted 5:30 of my life :/

[FichSKillroeye]

Song?

[Mikhail2331]

thumbs up if your the engineer camping the suitcase :P

[TheJoshuawawa]

looks like mr. engineer is smashing the sentry

[HeavyMedicSoldier]

TF2=FREEDAM!!!!

[TheKillerstudio]

Thumbs up if that engineer camped at the suitcase in your game

[triforcekitten]

suitcase was phone

[aaporiginal]

But...... Whats in the suitcase? D:

[yuen6655]

The suitcase is a spy.

[MexicanAxeMurderer]

axe murderer ey wait i know that name

[MachCrick]

Thumbs up if you saw The Red Spy at 1:42

[t0xicpand4]

@MachCrick everyone did dumbass

[MadxGam3r]

If I see one more "finish him!" annotation, I swear...

[MrMartinnitro]

lol

[NIMAJNEB74000]

at 4:13 it sounds like the announcer woman said "lets have sex"

[ellissam90]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAY

VIDEO THEY DONT EVEN SHOW YOU WHATS IN THE SUIT CASE

[NoobieLandCity]

Why do we have to take the suitcase 3 times? Because each run we loss 66% of everything because paper fall off everytime.... :'( Poor quality of suitcase.

[kill4kill2kil]

@XeroMaano i mean, alot of the videos they post these days are just..crap.. not all of them

[kill4kill2kil]

remember when machinima uploaded good videos?

me neither

[SoggyNanner]

whats inside?.... midget porn

[Christian9484]

i hate how both highest rateed comments are about scouts mom

[opo736]

Its probably full of porno staring the scout's mother and a bunch of vasaline.

[MultiVietMinh]

scout is half french? ftw

[stevy9lives]

this vid seems to make no sense wat so ever

[commandization]

SOUP

[GnomishPWN]

btw Pyro is a woman and she is the mother of Scout.

[Sacred809]

@GnomishPWN Wtf, no that isn't true.

[GnomishPWN]

@Sacred809 Yes mate that's true. First watch "meet the spy" and then "meet the pyro" You'll see it.

[smartyGpants]

@GnomishPWN meet the myro is fan made.

[GnomishPWN]

@smartyGpants U sure? DAMN! ><

[southpark317]

PORNO!!!

[Starweardo]

So... WHAT IS in that suitcase?

[armorfid]

No dialog. Boooring.

[TheTui2e]

suitcase numnber 347 :)

[PegasuZProductions]

A sandvich maybe?

[Krasimir961510]

almost 90 % of videos that suck still get more likes cuz its on machinima is that what im getting here?

[Armordevil69]

Idont get it the blu engineri got the red intellegance and gave it to red becasue the three red came the right and the enginer got the intellegence from the blu (left side) and then gave it to the red (right side) and wene the enginer went to the right side it was he had the red intelegince yet he went the oppisite way the three red went......or maby bad camera work......AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WATS IN THE SUITE CASE I MEAN.....COEM ON PEOPLE!!!! WTF (left side)

[KNDnumbuh0]

i think personally that the scout and the spy are the ones that can get with the suitcase to their base...alive...

[dilophosaurus122]

red spy at 1:42

[daveh291]

it isnt about the suitcase!

[bhangrederaja]

now if only thy could show what is in g-man's suitcase

[MegamanX5xD]

0:43 O_o?

[oomerimunni]

then wtf is in there

[VizipapHUN]

5:30 is the best part

[SopaNob]

THE SUITCASE IS FULL OF LIES

[DocHavoc2]

What's in the suitcase? A pornography starring your mother.

[lilCrazyKidX]

@DocHavoc2 maybe soo

[Daepicchannel]

@DocHavoc2 DAMB U!!! i wuz gonna say that XD

[Pat6670]

that was a waste of time :(

[FreshApplePieOnXBL]

fat soup made this

[Fiztay]

the plans for half life 3 are in that suit case

[ilcain94]

Secret file= scout's mother porn

briefcase= full of secret files

Briefcase is full of scout's mother porn

[viking977]

@ilcain94 no wonder everyone wants it

[ReachRunner]

my question is is why did two enemys decied to be neighbors

[Smashingpain]

Whats in the Briefcase is

Half Life 2: Episode Three

[Luxai]

ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!!!

[runehq245]

What.. was.. the.. point.. in...this...video -_-

[EpicMarshmallow]

Pictures of Scout's mom is in the briefcase.. duh.

[legomonster249]

Q: whats in the suitcase

A: stuff

[RobertTheKillerRTK]

Boooooooriiiiing



[Thenin10doh]

2:24 - 2:25 spy lagg?

what song is it? i realy want to know the name =D

[brotherab1]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[gladosstories]

fuck you 

[WeempWomp1]

Stupidest shit ever.

[jonasdrejerjensen]

cake

[MrRomanrules]

@elidog

strange how the smarter comment has 68 likes and the smaller, less complex comment has 122... thats proof the nxt generation is retarded :D

[rainman00o]

@MrRomanrules i agree

[Stolemyusename]

2:40 Now that's what I call Teamwork, I never see anything like that in the game, everyone think their plan is the best, that they can take out it themselves and everyone failed

[Altroante]

What the hell did i just watch? Crap.

[AimHitter]

the brief case is s a bunch of pictures of the spy and scouts mom in bed i bet lmao

[impossableman02]

wtf it did not show inside the suitcase

[thegamersquad999]

whats this song this song rocks

[FluffyJay1]

Today, Hot Soup learns that a good title is worth about 40% of other's liking of the video.

[LordShiding]

inside the suitcases are pictures of their mom's doing it with the enemy spy

[anooneguy23]

i know that a spy is a pervert while a pyros a gay i know soldier wants to see p0rn pics

...hm.... so i guess its a computer ful of p0rn pics and vids (0-0)

[OnlineGamingMaster]

ITS MY DICK IN THE BOX!

[Ty8081234]

The BreifCase is a lie... ;(

[megalogo3000]

in the intelligence we can found...

Hl2 ep3 beta

[macman507]

don't waste my time s**t!

[The0Assasins0Creed0]

there are sandviches are p0rn pics of scout's mother, now get out

[toSTONEiGO]

This is the first bad tf2 poop video ive ever seen. of course its on mashitima

[seventozen]

How does this make sense?

[yoshifan277]

Lol look in Description!

Licence: (Shh! Internal Dogfood!)

Standard YouTube Licence.

[piclepie]

NOOOO SANDWITCH

[IHateHelicopters101]

pornography

[jzburda]

hmm.. maybe intelligence???? ( i do have TF2 but i never do play Intel)

[fluffykiller1]

wisen up its ok i like it

[Aonien]

Toilet paper.

[StationZeroOne]

machinima is becoming more and more dump!

[IrishSpore]

Thought this was a Pulp Fiction Refrence...

[supercrash140]

machinima lied to me too! they said the cake was real

[Alenthas]

LIKE OR DISLIKE TO KEEP THE BALANCE! :D

[Th3Man1337]

They are soldiers who fight in a war... It's nude pictures of women off course :D

[rebirthangel]

So what's in the suitcare?

Designs for Defense of the Anchients 2.

...what? It's a Valve game. :S

[rebirthangel]

@rebirthangel Crap, I meant Ancients. :P

[TTGLLGTT]

How many papers are in this damn suitcase?

[iiswatchingu]

pornograhpy staring ur mother

[ShooterTobi]

The Suitcase is a LIE! xD

[Striklikl]

You know that paper trail the suitcase leaves?

Yeah, now watch the Meet the Spy video. Those photos? The briefcase carries the rest of them.

Duh.

[hitman3106]

@Striklikl We all want part of scouts mother.

[TheManofthefuture101]

The Intel is simple whats inside of maps of both what Blutartch mann and Redmond mann got left with when their father died and weakpoints and points of intrest

[TheSinfulFreedom]

If Pulp Fiction has taught me anything it's that you NEVER get to know what's in the briefcase.

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

Porn of your mother...

[Mrislandboy03]

Music?

[thenutifiyer]

ads r ruining youtube

[helmet98]

The suitcase is the Half life 2:Episode 3!!!

[elidodog]

The camera work is shoddy at best, the setup is supposed to be funny, yet it actually comes off as unrealistic within the game in addition to making us just wonder why exactly all three members of red are really that unintelligent. Plus, nothing about the suitcase is actually revealed, and the plot (if you can call it that) isn't fulfilling at all. Where is something clever in this? inspiring? Even actually funny? I personally see nothing, and was completely bored 30 seconds in.

[kanesizer9]

@elidodog Oh just because you weren't immidiantly watching the pyro hack someones head off means it isn't entertaining? Asshat.

[elidodog]

@kanesizer9 And you are replying to a 2 week old comment, why? Oh, also, might want to fix your grammar and spelling when responding, through your mis-spelling common words like immediately, makes you seem a bit more credible that way. Did I say I wanted the pyro hacking off someone's head right away? No. I criticized a lot more than that, and you really didn't confront any of it. No one thing ever ruins a piece of entertainment, it's a culmination of multiple mediocre-to-bad elements.

[kanesizer9]

@elidodog So what if it's an old comment?

And sorry, I don't use perfect grammar when replying to someone as retarded as you. You said that you were "bored 30 seconds in" Where most of that was the intro. Now don't fucking reply, I don't wanna fucking hear your whining.

[elidodog]

@kanesizer9 Wait, what? I am retarded? Generally, also, intros needs to be engaging. It was the intro, yes, but many videos/films have interesting intros, take a movie like fight club, one of the most cerebral experiences in the film is the opening credits. The intro isn't engaging, and the middle of the video only sets up a completely stereotypical and predictable "Plot," and of course, the ending of it is therefore boring too. I can reply if I wish, as well, prove how I am retarded by the way?

[kanesizer9]

@elidodog Because of instead of enjoying the fucking video you have to go

"LALALALAALLALALA IM SO IMPORTANT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL EVERYONEES OPINION IS MINE LOLOLOLOLOL"

[elidodog]

@kanesizer9 Excuse me? Wait, I am a dick? How? You are the one insulting me, calling me various names, when I didn't any sort of thing. Also, you have to be a complete expert of something to understand its flaws? Especially when they are so apparent? Also, what makes it seem like I think I am important? I analyzed a video someone linked to me, didn't enjoy it, and posted my thoughts.I wasn't mocking, and the point was that I couldn't sit down and enjoy it because of all of the bad elements...

[kanesizer9]

@elidodog Okay then, go make a better one. Idc.

[elidodog]

@kanesizer9 You do know most movie critics haven't made even a short film right? But a lot of people still care about a lot of their opinions because they are /right/, regardless of some past experience (or lack of one). I don't have the time, passion, or real spark that goes behind making videos. I admit that. My area of expertise lies in other areas.Its' just my opinion that this was boring, and I merely listed my thoughts along with that opinion. The comment section is here for a reason.

[kanesizer9]

@elidodog I stopped reading your comment 6 words in, you are not a movie critic. Now piss off you fucking 13 year old.

[elidodog]

@kanesizer9 I didn't claim to be, it was merely a metaphor showing my reasoning as to why I (or anyone) can criticize some piece of entertainment they aren't complete experts of. You truly believe I am 13? Your lack of true deductive reasoning becomes more evidence with every post, and you spamming comments in all caps, the insulting, the insecurity at someone giving a thought out response to something...all these things and more would more easily suggest you being young, than I.

[kanesizer9]

@elidodog Also, if you think your so amazing, then why don't you make a better version of this?

No? Of course not, cause you're a dick.

[01creativenamehere10]

@elidodog thank you for saving me 5 1/2 minutes of crap

[hamsterdoom360]

@elidodog Thank you for your comment. I almost wasted five and a half minutes of my life on this. Bullet = dodged.

[TheManicKid]

@elidodog who CARES!!!!!

[elidodog]

@TheManicKid Apparently a lot of people, based on previous comments besides my own along with the up votes >.> 

[ENORMOUSgorillazfan]

umm intell hurr durr :P

[krompir01234]

Intelligence of your mother that is...

[bananhosdig]

episode 3 is in the suitcase :3

[ThePokemondragon]

its the blackwatch virus

[weeclunk]

lol the spy kept lagging

[FPSnRPG]

/watch?v=m5RAcsXjggw for me trading earbuds for bills ;-)

[MrBolibob]

they could've looked in their own case XD

[SlymePac]

Portal 2 is in the suitcase

[iiswatchingu]

so... the suitcase is a lie ?...

[TehReeves]

What's in the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX?

[Noogle11]

Holy crap, what song is this called?

Extremely catchy :D

[CupOFruit]

I watched this to learn what was in the briefcase. Machinimia lied to me.

[paperclip1201]

@CupOFruit it was made by Hot Soup idiot.

[alexstarwars100]

@CupOFruit Machinima never lies!

[undeaddog]

@CupOFruit porn is inside jsut search meet the true spy take anntoniedelaks movie

[handhanh]

@CupOFruit I know it the Suitcase is a lie

[WEEGEE6607]

@CupOFruit like always

[Petzku314159]

@CupOFruit No they didn't. The title says What's in the Suitcase?

Besides it never said it would tell you.

[AtomicDonut22]

What's in the suitcase? the blueprints for the worlds smallest clowncar

[xXSolidSnake1996Xx]

You know why RED did cap the intel?... Because it's called "TEAM" Fortress but most Players just dont get it...

[10oclockCurfew]

when watching this video, i wanted to say "GET TO THE POINT DUMKOPF"

[Skoll829]

there are obviously papers in the suit case since when you run with it papers fly out

[Yannis390]

or theyve could open their own briefcase

[BBNick76]

This video is fail. Its a BRIEFCASE, not a suitcase, i wouldnt expect 12 year olds to know that tho so all good.

[landon9560]

@BBNick76 if your calling him 12 years old use whole words and spell it correctly

[runetimon]

engineers 4 life

[DrMonmob]

Dude. WHAT A NOOB DONT YOU MACHINIMA DUDE HEAR A WOMAN SAYING THAT WE HAVE TO CAPTURE THE ENEMYS INTELLIGENSE DUH! im so smart!

[kungfuwho]

Thumbs up if this is showing the advantage of an engineer.

[YTHellDevil]

@kungfuwho No.

I hate thumbs whores.

[LeoLeonardotheThird1]

@YTHellDevil Agreed

[Gfdtink]

That spy was just terrible

[carlos9785]

I just wasted 5 minutes and 30 seconds of my life.. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!

[bfg895]

sentry be sappin my spy

[shadowcharly111]

Didn't get it...

[Dragovichable]

I notice on 2:24 The spy lags

xD

[pacman4d]

what was the point of this?

[angelbagli]

SCOUT'S MOTHER P0RN

[Venom272X]

finally a win for blu

[sonicfangamer2]

GET OUT OF MY FACE ADVERTISEMENT!!!!

[jibestboy]

the spies are in love with the other team's scout's mother and want the pictures of her! so they are all going after it!

[mrh3tic]

amyone give me the link to meet the pyro or meet the medic?

[EnterTheNoodle1]

@mrh3tic non of them have been made yet

[yizzer42]

@mrh3tic those dont exist yet

[Machibex]

@yizzer42 well, meet the medic does, it hasnt been released yet, meet the pro, i have no idea

[77dinokid]

@Machibex

no it doesnt exist otherwise It would have been leaked all over youtube by now -.-

and I dont mean crappy fakes.

[Kzzori]

3 vs 1? someone doesnt have auto adjust on...

[MrRichterLOL]

no, i think not

[GamerG0d1337]

What's in the suitcase? It's intel, dumbass. Do you even know what "intel" means?

[pacman4d]

@GamerG0d1337 but Intel of what the blu's already know where the reds are -_-

[Protomasterexe]

@pacman4d Well in ctf_aerospace it's airplane designs.

[pacman4d]

@Protomasterexe i play on 360 so i dont know what that is

[Protomasterexe]

@pacman4d Community (fanmade) map.