2 Fails Cancel Each Other Out

[Blackevil915]

the guy with a bike is doing it wrong way...

[shadow54379]

aww u hit dr. phil!

[wakaphwap]

@shadow54379 no it was the six flags guy...

[YouveBeen23d]

Thumbs up if you got here through =3 :D

[RU4IRIgames]

Lucky it wasn't a car

[rwawv]

I love the reaction! they were both in the wrong and just carried on haha! Sounded like his head hit the floor hard! where im from that would have ended up in a fight! (im from uk)

[darkestwhims]

Typical two wheeled terrorist... If he was going the wrong way and a car ran a red light and hit him I wonder if he would accept the same argument? Probably not. Most of them think they are above the law and then wonder why they get into accidents.

[DrStrawfoot]

@darkestwhims Yeah dude, guys riding bikes are such assholes right? Grow up and try to forget those stereotypes. If more people took their bikes instead of their cars there would be less car accidents, does that make sense to you?

[miromax811]

только я не поленился найти на канале Рэя этот выпуск и найти это видео?

[XEvilRus]

@miromax811 нас похоже уже четверо )))

[D3dCow]

Maybe if the guy had his hands on his handlebars he could have braked, or swerved... Bloody idiot

[elweromm]

At least they both know the law :)

[00belief00]

the guys with motorcycle .. total jerk 

[ERoBB1]

What a polite interaction.

[Krayzable]

It would have been even better if the cyclist fell off the bike and broke his balls on a car mirror. Asshole

[sofus330]

keep walking.. like a baws

[MRrastafaril]

fucking asshole. 'keep walking' what about you shut the fuck up and be a little nicer to people!!

[savvysearch]

If a car is driving on the wrong side of the road vs. a guy jaywalking, no one is going to think the two cancel each other out. 

[savvysearch]

The bike is more dangerous and fast, so the cyclist is in wrong, especially considering the nature of bike driving so close to the parked cars where the field of vision is blocked if a person steps out.

[MRrastafaril]

@savvysearch I know, what a fucking jackass. The cyclist was so rude...

[tr0llerskates]

I hate cyclists :( I almost got hit by one on a CROSSING because he ran a red light. Why do they think they're above the law?

[ToxicImagination]

Um..the biker is wearing a fake mustache..

[djwave28]

Cyclist is always wrong here. It could be a little kid.

[eLeALcapwn]

that restored some of my faith in humanity



[MrSeagull16]

the businesss man thought he was the victim but the biker was like "ur not using the crosswalk " "ur right." businessman got owned

[MRrastafaril]

@MrSeagull16 idiot....

[MrSeagull16]

@MRrastafaril what bitch? 

[msBee98]

lmfao!

[MrJulle03]

@shaunmfsinclair you are a F***** asshole....

[NeoGee]

The cyclist makes a huge point about the businessman not using the crosswalk but it could easily have been someone coming back to their car.

[ubermisogynist]

@NeoGee but people jaywalk more than people driving/riding the wrong way..so IMO the cyclist was wrong

[PHILLYHEAT215]

"I think you're going the wrong way"

"Yeah and you're not using the cross walk"

"Yeah and your dad wasn't using a condom when he fucked his sister. If he would have this whole sequence could have been prevented..."

[ubermisogynist]

@PHILLYHEAT215 flagged for incestaphobia

[foogledoo32]

I imagine the man in the suit was on his way to smoke cigars rolled in $100 bills will George Clooney anyway. All is well.

[sukumvit]

sorry [sor-ee] adj. (archaic)

1. An expression of sympathy, regret, remorse or apology.

Although still frequently used in British English, the word is considered archaic in modern American English, and it's usage is obsolete.

[vicariousinjection]

It happened as planned.

[frankbullit67]

the fuck?

[cRaZzZzZyMoDz]

Brakes???

[Cuminfromtech]

Biker has a weapon not fair

[makemesick35]

thats the six flags guy

[kagetora7tsukiyo]

@makemesick35 way to steel a joke u newfag

[eruption777]

U MAD BUSINESSFAG?

[MrJamal8820]

Woooah!! HAHAHA

[beaky1706]

fucking cyclist shouldnt be on the fucking road

[TheZclawz]

HE WENT FLYIN!

[Nintendowaffle10]

Thumbs Up if U came from Ashton Kucher's Google+ page!

[PD300ify]

lol that guy flew

[LloydChiropractic]

I hope his wheel got taco'd. Especially for that condescending "carry on" at the end. What a douche.

[Omni315]

I find it weird how Americans can't cross the road without help

[LuxVr]

@Omni315 I find it weird how Brits can't post some smart comments without help

[Omni315]

@LuxVr Your comment makes no sense.

[LuxVr]

@Omni315 just as yours about the Americans not being able to cross a street...Duh' !!

[XxmilionarexX]

Lol fastest convo ever ahah

[mrjames2s]

Poor man. Ny must be sue happy

[stevefield0926]

Dumb arrogant road biker! GET A MOUNTAIN BIKE!!

[ObamaGoesPostal]

both did wrong, but i think the cyclist did the most wrong

[godjason12]

Hitler video brought me here

[FornaxHM]

ko nice super dont worry :)

[FornaxHM]

hahahahahaaha

[FornaxHM]

hahahahahaaha

[TRNCakaprodigy]

"Carry on"

lmfao

[SlackDaddy2009]

I love the cyclist's comeback, "Yeah. And you're not using a cross walk." Hahaha!

[roxkpo1]

HOOO whooaaa

[pHAMBURGLARq]

this guy is an ass,,,"it cancels it out" you fucking ass hole, you must respect the rules of the road just as cars do so shit like this does not happen. this is why some people should not have kids.....this man is now the poster child for abortion!

[DJTBS1]

@sdjamesdj - so you have to act like a 13 yr old and discuss penis size? You must have some insecurity there. And in respone to it being a one way street... google "person killed by driver going the wrong way on a one way street" Over 29 million results. So I guess that scenario has never happened. Google is your friend, and maybe you should research something before making comments, it prevents you from coming off as stupid. Unless you actually ARE stupid, in which case no one can help you...

[cardiffsaint]

the suited guy had probably already gone through in his head the likelyhood of compo and quickly saw that it wouldnt happen in his favour so just took it..lol

[faiz461]

the man in the suit is such a gentleman. thats what gentlemen do,keep their cool.

[IcyThrills]

@faiz461 Although, in fairness, the cyclist was the one to actually ask if the other was okay first:L

[Jose21443]

@faiz461 Nope thats what pussies do shit mufucca hit me ill try to fight em or atleast cuzz him out

[EinLienZ]

@faiz461 Not rlly hes just a gentlementleman!

[lohisc]

0:13 nice blue Subaru..

[Ecilhan]

Its a WIN for the bussines man.

[prxno112]

I just love how the biz. man just takes it. "Ok..." :D

[jimmyboyoboy]

lol backplant

[manteo9]

I laughed my ass off when i saw this video

[Ritunamos]

Press 4 for the best part xDD

[FunKill713]

I was just trying to scare him

[TJOstrowski]

Can everyone just calm the fuck down with their opinions of cyclists and just concentrate on the fact that this is hliarious.

[TheElitedeath]

its the f***ing six flags guy... sun of a B****

[waytobluee]

the business man was running late for a meeting.

[domschatzan]

Fuck these cyclist faggots. Guerilla Jerk Squad for life.

[DoubleFoxTail]

Yeah, that's what I say when I hit people on my bike. "Carry on"

[BGuarton]

this biker guy is a fucking prick douch the guy should have pulled a gun out and kicked his mother fucking ass and then kill his family

[TheChealseaFC]

@BGuarton dude... calm down

[Microfunnn]

@BGuarton It's REALLY funny. You are 14 years old, posting video like scratching your dogs balls and talk like this. Where is your parents kiddo? GTFO

[wedatroll]

@BGuarton What the fuck is your problem?

[PieceOfArtwork13]

At least he's not the one cgoing through oncoming traffic so who's the dumb one here?

[springy3521]

wow and this is why people dont like cyclists on the road lol.

[DoubleVTV]

Hahahaha its like fire hits water... Nothing happens

[SuccubusLover69]

That cyclist is a fucking asshole. Hope he hits a car next time and cancels himself out.

[AlexSlams]

The business guy just accepts it and moves on, the cyclist just keeps the douchebaggery coming!

[i3estod]

@AlexSlams Yes the cyclist is the only one to show concern. His first response was, "Are you alright?" And the business man just blamed him.

[JustBeBased]

@i3estod lol dumbass when someone gets hit with a car i'm pretty sure they don't ask if the driver is okay

[CodeNameUnknown1]

if he wasnt fat he would've hit his head BADLY!, i guess thats one advantage of being fat - - - - protection

[dfgyuhdd]

It's a rare occasion when two assholes run into each other and see their own inner asshole.

[thedrummachine]

@dfgyuhdd lmao

[sprinter81b]

yea and your not using the cross walk!!! hahahahahah

[DJTBS1]

Cyclist nonchalant attitude is bad, but also- it didn't look like Mr Businessman looked both ways twice. Forget whether in a crosswalk or not- look twice before crossing. If he had done that, he woulda seen the cyclist coming IMO.

[AlexSlams]

@DJTBS1 Looking both ways on a one way street is pretty redundant...

[DJTBS1]

@AlexSlams oh yeah, because no one has ever ridden or driven the wrong way on a street before. Like that time where I saw a person on a local divided highway going the wrong way at night. The person had alzheimers, so it made sense why it happened. But that certainly didn't save the two people the driver killed that night a mile up the road. The police were about 3 minutes too late getting there... But you keep rockin' on... I will keep looking twice with my stupid redundancy....

[AlexSlams]

@DJTBS1 Oh, I'm sorry, I come from a country where we don't let the mentally ill hold a driving license - also, cool story, bro.

[Tanarune]

@DJTBS1

If traffic can only come from one side he is not supposed to need to look.

[sdjamesdj]

@DJTBS1 it's a one way street needle dick

[ClassicalBookworm]

The cyclist is at fault here. If the pedestrian had just been getting into a car he would have been hit. This is why drivers hate cyclists, they are a hazard to everyone. The rules are there for a reason!

[aeonblack6]

This is why everyone hates cyclists.

[togaen]

Cyclist = asshat.

[guruk123]

business man such cool... or in total shock :)

[MrIphoneTech17]

The man in the suit says 'your cycling the wrong side of the rode' and the cyclist says 'it wasn't even a cross walk'

[albertoalex3]

Please could someone write what they say because they do not quite understand spoken English better understand better the writing, please:)

[auomauom]

why did the biker say those last words... no one gives a fuck.

[isaacleo]

press 4 imminent collision

[vexx786]

CANCELS OUT, KEEP WALKING

[IsmaelVlog]

Fail + Fail = WIN



[henryhimoo]

man is this grand thift auto??

(x

[brakisefalp]

bizde olsa acaip kavga çıkar ne medeni adamlar amına koyim ya

[tdragon360]

idiot cyclist, 1. wrongway, 2 one hand on handle bar, 3 not paying attention, possibly reading the paper in his hand.

as for brassiness man, not sure about this in america, but in UK as long as you look in the direction your traveling, it is legal

[1Retro1]

Stupid ass hipster blames it on the guy not using a crosswalk,,,, the ass on the bike wasnt paying attention ,,, he had room to swerve or stop but was probably looking at his reflection and thinking how cool he looks !!!! Yes he gave cyclists a huge black eye !!!!!!

[woohhaa]

What a douche bag.

[demonik23]

finally....grown-up's actually acting like grown-up's!

They both made a mistake, so they carried on.

Congrats for both of them :)

[sheet07]

He took that hit like a boss!

[mrstone56]

Holy shit what a fucking piece of shit. The dipshit on the bicycle wasn't even wearing a fucking helmet.

[NBegovich]

Fuck that cyclist. That guy was probably getting in his car.

[elfman252]

You sir are an asshole.

[dandik123]

i would kick his ass that not for hitting me with bike but for that attitude

"keep walking" BAMM SMASH

[NBegovich]

@dandik123 I'd hit him with *my bike.*

[taylornathan417]

Nice ray-bans. Oh and are you too cool for a helmet? 

[djteac]

@taylornathan417 bike helmets are a joke anyway. Bikers die from broken necks, and a bike helmet doesn't protect you from that. They only prevent you from breaking your skull, which is the least worry you will have in a bike accident.

[beholderlt]

@djteac i bet you've never been in a bike accident. well at least not in a one not on your bmx which you got for your 6th birthday. crash at 20mph and the first thing that comes up in your head is "i wish i had my helmet". then it's the concrete which you see coming up at your face. a moment later you can feel all the pebbles on the surface with your head. if you're lucky, you'll walk away with some road rash, but you probably won't. speaking from my experience.

[Z3uS2]

Both were wrong, and liked the way they solved it.

[AuntMartha]

I hope you post it the day you hit a delivery truck head-on while going wrong way down a one-way street. Also, one doesn't have to use the crosswalk if one's in the middle of the block, dickhead.

[Shadmed2]

@AuntMartha Wait what. Ever heard of jaywalking? People do get tickets for that.

[lilbuddhanic]

you sir, are an asshat. no wonder so many drivers have such hatred towards us.

[jgq85]

lmao

[ThwartedVillainy]

That cyclist gives the rest of us a bad name. What a fucking douche.

[biggolo85]

@ThwartedVillainy

Think about it for a second who the real douche is. The first thing the cyclist did after the crash was asking the guy if he's alright. The guys first thing was to put blame on someone else...

[Omniscientus]

@ThwartedVillainy No he doesn't. You let peoples assumptions get to you, dumbass.

[alpharaptor1]

cyclist was still a douche

[charliewecker]

What a fucking dickhead. I hope he is found in the gutter crushed by a garbage truck. Truck Driver: "Oops sorry, your American Apparel V-neck wasn't neon enough."

[tgseason12]

I totally get that he said that in the moment, and it's fucking dumb just walking in to the street... But it was still sorta the cyclists fault.

[guicapone2]

crosswalk?? We don't have those in my country. All roads are crosswalks!

[cowboyxdan]

Cyclist here. Fuck that douchebag. You don't go the wrong way just cause you're on a bike. People are known to cross wherever. We all do it.

[Techgeek390]

Cyclists like this give the rest of a us a bad name. I would never even think of doing that.

[eah23]

Cyclist is 100% wrong. Pedestrian was looking the other way, because IT'S A ONE WAY STREET. For all anyone knows, he could have been walking around the van to get in, and he was doing it prudently.

[alpinemobile]

Thumbs up for the business man. He's so cool.

[jonnyforrester]

pedestrians always have the right of way.

[djteac]

@jonnyforrester no they don't...... If there is no crosswalk, cars have the right of way.

[Robstailey]

@decadyne

Pedestrian is in the wrong.

Pedestrian didn't look before he crossed, was coming out from behind a car, and obviously that everyone in the fucking United States rides their bikes in whichever-the-fuck-direction.

[egachc]

@decadyne Both were in the wrong. Cyclist was in the more-wrong, but but did something pretty dumb. Even if it's 1way, look both ways. I liked the way it was handled though..."You're going the wrong way" "You weren't using a crosswalk" "You're right".

[Borderlynx]

The buffering automatically stopped at the instant just before the cyclist hit the businessman. Cyclist is a douche, going the wrong way like that.

[fuunguus]

The cyclist is right, but he is also a douche!

[RyogaVee]

Hard man is hard!

[krazykangaroo]

fuckin cyclist coulda really hurt that guy. Should have been a car door.

[jomommashawt]

i'm going to run over a cyclist 2moro because of this video

[CerndMihailov]

Wow fuck that cyclist.

[bornin86]

@CerndMihailov HAHA what?

[Tauri1980]

@sLNboyy

Guess what not all videos are fake like your mother.

[0031badboy]

DATS DA 6 FLAGS DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HelloMyDear221]

if you pause it at 0:18 , it looks really funny :)

[hazza22000]

you're going the wrong way - Yeah and you're not using the cross walk - yup you're write - good day sir - good day

[manteo9]

Laughed my ass off

[changl72]

bike = vehicle

the pedestrian always has right of way