"But mother" "Father I'm father" "they said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp. But I built it all the same, just to show em" lol freakin hilarious lines
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
theres no dislikes for this video...it shows how good it is xD
REPTAR828 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
woooh! 9:53
gaarasrulestheworld 2 months ago
Its funny how when the prince writes the note it takes him like 2 seconds but when sir lancelot reads its like really long haha
samej98 4 months ago
best part: 3:51 - 4:30
xxkarelyxx 5 months ago
I'd rather...just...sing!
goldenthroat86 6 months ago
@goldenthroat86 Stop that, stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here!
sangheili1024 2 months ago
"The king said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same just to show 'em, then it sank into the swamp."
ZenPsyko 9 months ago
Remember girls: When it all comes down to it all we guys care about is the size of your lands! ;) ^^
FreddeX91 10 months ago
"Brave, brave Concord!! You shall not of died in vain!!"
"Er, I-I'm not quite dead sir."
"....Well you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!!!"
GHEEF22 10 months ago
"Where are you going?"
"Oh we're coming with you!"
Dlord007 11 months ago
"But I don't like her..."
"DON'T LIKE HER?! What's wrong with her?! She's... beautiful! She's rich! She's got huge... tracts of land!"
SaenWyrWulf 1 year ago 2
Comedy nowadays aren't the same anymore. Now it's all dirty jokes n innuendos. Sickening isn't it :(
Kuroneko388 1 year ago 4
"But mother" "Father I'm father" "they said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp. But I built it all the same, just to show em" lol freakin hilarious lines
Kuroneko388 1 year ago
I love how he says "cut that out, cut that out!" and it is in the movie anyway, lol.
I mean I know it was their intention, but still... =P
Laurelindo 1 year ago
Swamp King is the man! Gotta love Michael Palin, probably the greatest actor that ever lived.
HikoSeijuroXIII 1 year ago
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"She's got huge... tracks of land."
mysterygirl154 1 year ago
"Message for you sir!" lol. my favorite part :)
blkRNcld101 1 year ago
Remember, you can't spell slaughter without spelling laughter!
exeggcuter 1 year ago
I thought that I couldn't listen
51stSheep 1 year ago
That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp! LOL!
Aventium 1 year ago
Listen alice..Herbert...herbert
hahaha
GnarlyMarcK1990 1 year ago 2
"Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land!"
LMAO
sterlingsage 1 year ago
"Stop that, stop that, your not gonna do a song while i'm here!"
EchoBoomer1987 1 year ago 5
@_@ message for you sir!
DickSimmons2 1 year ago 2
I just want to......to......SING !!
Hunkola 1 year ago
my favorite scene is when the prince is writing the note and the guard are just smiling at him all innocent like haha I cant stop laughing
minifocusizer 1 year ago 4
what, the curtains?
Delrez21 1 year ago
"I remember! Can he leave the room with us?"
XD
TwistedAnvil 1 year ago
i find it funny that even after the guy cuts down one of the dancers, they still continue to dance!
"message for you sir."
*falls over*
ZarsasCostumes 1 year ago
for the longest time I never recognized the Prince as Terry jones.
MadJohnEscapes 1 year ago 3
They said it was daft to build a castle on a swamp. But I built it all the same. Just to show em.
:D
Vordreller 2 years ago 4
that burned down fell over then sank into the swamp funniest part of the movie
fatzmember 2 years ago
I pulled a Launcelot at a LARP today.
LuminOfMoonlight 2 years ago
THWANG
"Message for you sir"
LOL
paxtofettel 2 years ago 21
lol, rated pg
sivret20 2 years ago
gah, i love that slaughter scene
colt45joe 2 years ago
Lancelot:HAHA
Guard:hey
lol
sivret20 2 years ago
FATHER: Listen, Alice,--
HERBERT: Herbert.
FATHER: 'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Michael Palin > all that exists.
HikoSeijuroXIII 2 years ago 5
she's got huge track of land lol
gravediggmn 2 years ago
but mother ..
father lad father
so great
why1so1serious1 2 years ago
"One day lad, alll this will be yours."
"What - the curtains?"
xD
DougiesStarGirl93 2 years ago 34
@DougiesStarGirl93 i love that so freaking much!! xD
menada02030405 1 year ago
HA HA HA HAAA LMAOO.
I love this film (:
I first watched it when i was eight, and i'm now fifteen, and i still find it hilarious (:
I've even started calling my sister Herbert now, cos her name is Alice (:
Love ittt, thankyou for posting (:
DougiesStarGirl93 2 years ago 4
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
xemnas180 3 years ago 5
i love the part when he runs towards the castle
Avzzor 3 years ago
but mother
father lad, father
britboyal 3 years ago
AND NO SINGING! I love this movie.
HookedOnSonics518 3 years ago 2
*Hiccup*
"Oh, go and get a glass of water!"
Gasoline85 2 years ago
"one day lad, all these will be yours"
"what, the curtains?"
lmao
bleedblackblood19 3 years ago 3
The king explaining to the guards to guard the door is my favorite scene in the entire movie
dualactionblend 3 years ago
Did you kill the bride's father? - I didn't mean to - You put your sword through his head! - I'm dreadfully sorry! Is he OK?
I want to ... sing!
She's got huge...tracts of land!
Oh, go get a glass of water.
I'm not quite dead, sir.
They don't make comedy like they used to.
Can't beat the classics.
JesusFreakAlchemist 3 years ago 5