I agree with everything you've said in this video. And I too am an art student who works at Subway.
Customers do have the weirdest requests. I've had a lady ask me to make a tuna sub then crumble in a macadamia and white choc chip cookie then toast it i the oven. Some kid asked for two little strips of carrot! Seriously hunger turns people into MORONS!!!
so so so so true! about the kids, the bit of extra stuff u give...even though u might get in trouble, the white sauce, the hiding the jalepeno,
I still find it surprising how much I can go on about working at subway! I mean how can there be so much to say about a sandwich shop? but there is SO much ! especially at night with all the drunks!
Oh dear, I feel your pain. However from a customers viewpoint, it gets frustrating. I always get asked, after saying, "Can I get everything apart from jalapenos". "would you like olives?" yes "would you like gurkin?" yes.
What part of everything apart from jalapeno doesn't make sense?
The sticker rudely abrupting my view of the salad saying "ASK FOR THE WORKS!!!" of which lists a predefined very limited safe salad bar selection. I began asking for it, no one knew what it consisted of, ARGH.
lol i worked at subway for 2 years and i loved it. the customers totally annoyed me sometimes but it kept me laughing. one time i had this lady come in and she said she wanted a 6 inch wheat, so i asked what kind of sandwich, and she got all annoyed and said 6 INCH WHEAT! and i said yes, but what would you like on it...lol and so on lol i always had customers ask for miracle whip and ketchup...silly ppl go subway!
hell ya fuck customers!!!! Fuck all you people who think your better than me fuck you, now enjoy eating your food and think about all the good stuff we put in there for you fuck CUSTOMERS!!!!
I've been working at a Subway for two years, and I get some of the most stupid customers known to man. I sometimes get customers who after you have already asked if they want anymore sandwhiches and you have a big long line forming and you start to ring them up, they'll say... "oh, can I get one more sandwhich?" That's annoying! Also, customers who want just cheese on their sandwich. Or customers who stand in line talking on their stupid cell phones, while a big line forms behind them.
i feel u on the kid stuff.. and ketchup omfg yes. i get that shit all the time. how long u been in subway, i been in fer over 2 years. i agree on everything u say
I am TOTALLY WITH YOU DUDE.. THAT "DOCTOR" is a STUPID JERK whom sweats the SMALL STUFF..Like you say, this is JUST A JOB until you get a BETTER JOB.. THAT DOCTOR GUY IS A LAME ARSE...
i know wat u mean ive been workin 4 subway 4 two years. i would make a vid but i could go on 4 ever. U ever get O.C.D. people? i have a regular who makes me slice all veggies into fouths and count out da pickles.
Haha. I was being a robot myself once. I asked which vegetables the customer wanted at the veggies, sauce and cash register.. I was hypnotized I guess..
Then I also had this one time, when a customer didn't like meat. Well, he didn't want meat anyway. So he asked for chicken, after I put new gloves on for a vegetarian... ugh
I work for them.... woo-woo, and the rants about customers could go on forever... "i want the subway in the picture... any salad? whats on the picture... any sauce? whats on the picture." Its your sandwich, have what YOU want! And the worst cheesy line... "are you having that a six inch or a footlong?" "well I have a footlong you know...;)" do i really care? haha. Hell to the formulas!
noo!! dont agree with that dr.lemer guy (w/e hes called)........hes an idiot who thinks ppl should listen to him moan about ppl hu are proud of there job......you sound like your not as proud of job but hes a nob (lmao)...ignore him
>let me drink on duty even tho noone comes that day happened to me 3 fuckn time thay dinyed me 3 fuckn times and i hate wen thay stair at u and nod only wen i say something like thay want me to show them the motherfuckn way but now i work for KFC and i get free chicken
i used to work for those idiots called subway it was soulcrushing and ppl say fuckn retarted ass shit like is there fuckn meat in the fuckn deli trio wtf like theres fuckn 3diffent kinds of musterd in that shit and bitches ask me to name all the fuckn sauses even tho thay are fuckn labeled god and wat the fucks up with them askn to make that shit look like the damn pic
wtf im not a sandwich artest and why the fuck dont thay and my hatered for them is so gr8 i cant put it on one comment
hey too fucking true, the wages are crap the sandiwhiches are over priced!!! i work for the corporation known as "subways" dn its all fucking bollocks. and i'm a bit drunk but yeah , its all about the meat ball marinara wit bbq sauce , WOOT!!!! to the expensive snwiches !!!!!! peace out !!!! KAZ! p.s its all about the three bits o'bacon
oommgg. when someone asks for it toasted after you put the veggies on it is SO DAMN ANNOYING. and when customers ask you to put veggies on in a specific order, lol it cracks me up :D [[sandwhich "artists united!!!]] lol jking.
I hate it when people ask for it toasted after the veggies are on, when I have to name every sauce, when they want it to look just like the picture, when I put one strip of mayo on but it's too much, when they complain about the prices like I make them, and when they come in five min before I close. I like your nametag also, we don't get any
I just got done watching that jerks video and I totally agree with you! I'm a sandwich artist as well, been there for a year, and boy do I agree with you about the annoying customers haha! You sound like you were really upset while making this video, probably cause you just got off work! I did too...I just got done closing a few hours ago. I'm gonna continue on another comment cause this is running out of space...
hey I also work for subway ...I have been working there for about a year and I never called myself a "sandwitch artist" I was paid to prepare sandwiches not art. I totally agree with you we are not artist we are simply doing our job.
I've never worked at subway but I have worked at crummy restaurants. I feel the pain. Many of times I have said, "It's just fucking food people! Eat It! Just because your spending money on it doesn't mean it's your last meal!!" Ever cooked steaks for a job? Yeah, that is a a whole new complaint of it's own!!
Mikey, i guess it is only in the UK that they refer to subway employees as "sandwich artists". Ive never heard that title as a fellow Subway employee myself.
i like you. you are cool. im also a 'sandwich artist'. haha. that old man 'davidly me' or whatever is a loser. lol. i agree about the cheese. i always put heaps on mine ;)
i had an old man ask for "that stuff that looks like potted meat" and he also asked for "slaw," which is fucking lettuce. and the "potted meat" is fucking salami. And why do we have to call it cold cut trio, it tastes like fuckin bologna. jeez.
I agree with most of what Mikey says in the video and with a lot of the comments. Has anybody had a customer ask for a 9" sub? Or when you ask what kind of cheese they say the white cheese, at my store we have White American, Provolone, Pepperjack, and Shredded Cheddar, 3 of the 4 cheeses are white. One kid I work with gets really annoyed when someone asks for shaker cheese. Dr. Lemur's video really annoying, and he sounds like a dick.
It's brilliant to see I'm not the only Subway employee who gets ridiculous requests. And how come half the people who get a sandwich struggle with measurements?
I Compleetly feel your pain. only today AFTER i put the meatballs on this guys sandwich he asked me to 'cut the meatalls up' and for this because they was hot i had to use my fingers and it burnt and i hate fussy customers and the owner and .. In geneneral i hate this bright green teeshirt D:
Ha ha, a fellow subway slave. Yes i swear sometimes the customers wait till the most inconvenient time to request something so stupid. And yeh Im still in disbelief over these disgusting t-shirts. Still its only till march right? Then we can go back to our normal ones, right? RIGHT?
i like knowing the other side of subway, cus i thought tht u wer allowed to just slap it all on, bbut i will think of all you sandwhich artists! when i next go to subway
ROFL This was hilarious. "I shan't be coming here again." Oh God that sounds excruciating Mike, especially with the kids. Great to see the other side of the coin. Thanks heaps for making this. I'll spare a thought for the humble sandwich maker next time I go into a subway. :)
I agree with everything you've said in this video. And I too am an art student who works at Subway.
Customers do have the weirdest requests. I've had a lady ask me to make a tuna sub then crumble in a macadamia and white choc chip cookie then toast it i the oven. Some kid asked for two little strips of carrot! Seriously hunger turns people into MORONS!!!
riotgrl86 1 year ago
YOUR TOO CUTE! :)
ashleyveldhuizen 1 year ago
so so so so true! about the kids, the bit of extra stuff u give...even though u might get in trouble, the white sauce, the hiding the jalepeno,
I still find it surprising how much I can go on about working at subway! I mean how can there be so much to say about a sandwich shop? but there is SO much ! especially at night with all the drunks!
talking of which I better go to work
lvc00001 2 years ago
Oh dear, I feel your pain. However from a customers viewpoint, it gets frustrating. I always get asked, after saying, "Can I get everything apart from jalapenos". "would you like olives?" yes "would you like gurkin?" yes.
What part of everything apart from jalapeno doesn't make sense?
The sticker rudely abrupting my view of the salad saying "ASK FOR THE WORKS!!!" of which lists a predefined very limited safe salad bar selection. I began asking for it, no one knew what it consisted of, ARGH.
joshthegreat666 2 years ago
lol i worked at subway for 2 years and i loved it. the customers totally annoyed me sometimes but it kept me laughing. one time i had this lady come in and she said she wanted a 6 inch wheat, so i asked what kind of sandwich, and she got all annoyed and said 6 INCH WHEAT! and i said yes, but what would you like on it...lol and so on lol i always had customers ask for miracle whip and ketchup...silly ppl go subway!
zdeiss 3 years ago
i love it! i, too, am a "sandwich artist"...i feel your pain!
ollierocker81 3 years ago
hell ya fuck customers!!!! Fuck all you people who think your better than me fuck you, now enjoy eating your food and think about all the good stuff we put in there for you fuck CUSTOMERS!!!!
bra293363 3 years ago 3
I've been working at a Subway for two years, and I get some of the most stupid customers known to man. I sometimes get customers who after you have already asked if they want anymore sandwhiches and you have a big long line forming and you start to ring them up, they'll say... "oh, can I get one more sandwhich?" That's annoying! Also, customers who want just cheese on their sandwich. Or customers who stand in line talking on their stupid cell phones, while a big line forms behind them.
1985dude 3 years ago 3
i feel u on the kid stuff.. and ketchup omfg yes. i get that shit all the time. how long u been in subway, i been in fer over 2 years. i agree on everything u say
charns08 3 years ago
omg i agree with the subway thing, this girl wanted ham with lots of lettuce and no sauce...or just mayonese...and its stupid...
DiorChick223 3 years ago
I am TOTALLY WITH YOU DUDE.. THAT "DOCTOR" is a STUPID JERK whom sweats the SMALL STUFF..Like you say, this is JUST A JOB until you get a BETTER JOB.. THAT DOCTOR GUY IS A LAME ARSE...
communistjesus 3 years ago
really hot... wow.
fenway13 3 years ago
ur hot and have a sense of humour.
what subway u work at?
;D
ToothandClaw14 3 years ago
i know wat u mean ive been workin 4 subway 4 two years. i would make a vid but i could go on 4 ever. U ever get O.C.D. people? i have a regular who makes me slice all veggies into fouths and count out da pickles.
justin0612 4 years ago
Haha. I was being a robot myself once. I asked which vegetables the customer wanted at the veggies, sauce and cash register.. I was hypnotized I guess..
Then I also had this one time, when a customer didn't like meat. Well, he didn't want meat anyway. So he asked for chicken, after I put new gloves on for a vegetarian... ugh
stijnkoppelmans 4 years ago
im also a sandwich artist...hate it
panickedartist 4 years ago
woo i love subway, u are more than artist to me, you are sandwich gods! haha, ur pretty hot too which subway do you work at?! x
aidimcc69 4 years ago 2
totally get what your saying :)
I work for them.... woo-woo, and the rants about customers could go on forever... "i want the subway in the picture... any salad? whats on the picture... any sauce? whats on the picture." Its your sandwich, have what YOU want! And the worst cheesy line... "are you having that a six inch or a footlong?" "well I have a footlong you know...;)" do i really care? haha. Hell to the formulas!
Good vid :)
sarah2590 4 years ago
noo!! dont agree with that dr.lemer guy (w/e hes called)........hes an idiot who thinks ppl should listen to him moan about ppl hu are proud of there job......you sound like your not as proud of job but hes a nob (lmao)...ignore him
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:D
bjtisben 4 years ago
Yeah he is a real nob Mike. Tis true.. That dude annoys me too. :) Good luck at the new job. Ha.
DrLemur 4 years ago
hehe ive got the same tshirt on
leothelioncub 4 years ago
Ha I'm still getting flack to this day for that video Mikey lol
DrLemur 4 years ago
>let me drink on duty even tho noone comes that day happened to me 3 fuckn time thay dinyed me 3 fuckn times and i hate wen thay stair at u and nod only wen i say something like thay want me to show them the motherfuckn way but now i work for KFC and i get free chicken
graffnameseed 4 years ago
i used to work for those idiots called subway it was soulcrushing and ppl say fuckn retarted ass shit like is there fuckn meat in the fuckn deli trio wtf like theres fuckn 3diffent kinds of musterd in that shit and bitches ask me to name all the fuckn sauses even tho thay are fuckn labeled god and wat the fucks up with them askn to make that shit look like the damn pic
wtf im not a sandwich artest and why the fuck dont thay and my hatered for them is so gr8 i cant put it on one comment
graffnameseed 4 years ago
Thats it, let it all out :)
MikeysTube 4 years ago
ty every day i wanted to cruch the life out my manager shes always on the fuckn phone talking bs
graffnameseed 4 years ago
hey too fucking true, the wages are crap the sandiwhiches are over priced!!! i work for the corporation known as "subways" dn its all fucking bollocks. and i'm a bit drunk but yeah , its all about the meat ball marinara wit bbq sauce , WOOT!!!! to the expensive snwiches !!!!!! peace out !!!! KAZ! p.s its all about the three bits o'bacon
K4ZU0 4 years ago
hey Mickey, you're gorgeous! lovely voice as well, you'd do well on tv you know! then you'd be a 'real' artist ;)
koolnick 4 years ago
"I'm into art"...how wonderfully vague
davenewsome100 4 years ago
oommgg. when someone asks for it toasted after you put the veggies on it is SO DAMN ANNOYING. and when customers ask you to put veggies on in a specific order, lol it cracks me up :D [[sandwhich "artists united!!!]] lol jking.
linzlovesskunks1 4 years ago
The best part of working at Subway is meeting stupid people! The dumbest person met thus far is a man asking what is on the Chicken Bacon Ranch...
MetalGearFool 4 years ago
Your just another teenager who this fraud of a company takes atvantage of...
PEUD2007 4 years ago
chicken teriyaki is worst, chicken, turkey or steak are the way forward
nekkle2 4 years ago
I hate it when people ask for it toasted after the veggies are on, when I have to name every sauce, when they want it to look just like the picture, when I put one strip of mayo on but it's too much, when they complain about the prices like I make them, and when they come in five min before I close. I like your nametag also, we don't get any
sandwichartist120 4 years ago
I just got done watching that jerks video and I totally agree with you! I'm a sandwich artist as well, been there for a year, and boy do I agree with you about the annoying customers haha! You sound like you were really upset while making this video, probably cause you just got off work! I did too...I just got done closing a few hours ago. I'm gonna continue on another comment cause this is running out of space...
sandwichartist120 4 years ago
hey I also work for subway ...I have been working there for about a year and I never called myself a "sandwitch artist" I was paid to prepare sandwiches not art. I totally agree with you we are not artist we are simply doing our job.
monjis22 4 years ago
I've never worked at subway but I have worked at crummy restaurants. I feel the pain. Many of times I have said, "It's just fucking food people! Eat It! Just because your spending money on it doesn't mean it's your last meal!!" Ever cooked steaks for a job? Yeah, that is a a whole new complaint of it's own!!
JPaxton1616 4 years ago
Mikey, i guess it is only in the UK that they refer to subway employees as "sandwich artists". Ive never heard that title as a fellow Subway employee myself.
crimsonGibson 4 years ago
i like you. you are cool. im also a 'sandwich artist'. haha. that old man 'davidly me' or whatever is a loser. lol. i agree about the cheese. i always put heaps on mine ;)
lol
you are cool. catch ya later.
danielleelmer 4 years ago
i had an old man ask for "that stuff that looks like potted meat" and he also asked for "slaw," which is fucking lettuce. and the "potted meat" is fucking salami. And why do we have to call it cold cut trio, it tastes like fuckin bologna. jeez.
plagueplay 4 years ago
I agree with most of what Mikey says in the video and with a lot of the comments. Has anybody had a customer ask for a 9" sub? Or when you ask what kind of cheese they say the white cheese, at my store we have White American, Provolone, Pepperjack, and Shredded Cheddar, 3 of the 4 cheeses are white. One kid I work with gets really annoyed when someone asks for shaker cheese. Dr. Lemur's video really annoying, and he sounds like a dick.
xandir83 4 years ago
yea those god awful fresh fit blue things. and ive had a few that have asked for salad on thier freakin sub. LETTUCE LETTUCE!!!
paintballby246 4 years ago
first of all i just like to say i agree with everything he says but has anyone else realised just how much he sounds like ricky gervais! freaky
nanu7 5 years ago
It's brilliant to see I'm not the only Subway employee who gets ridiculous requests. And how come half the people who get a sandwich struggle with measurements?
"Six inch or footlong?"
"Err, how big is a six inch?"
"Well, six inches."
kennyk808 5 years ago
Exactly! Grrrrrr
MikeysTube 5 years ago
"Meatball Marina please!" Thats what annoys me. " Its Marinara not Marina !"
fdama 5 years ago
I Compleetly feel your pain. only today AFTER i put the meatballs on this guys sandwich he asked me to 'cut the meatalls up' and for this because they was hot i had to use my fingers and it burnt and i hate fussy customers and the owner and .. In geneneral i hate this bright green teeshirt D:
Amysfire 5 years ago
Ha ha, a fellow subway slave. Yes i swear sometimes the customers wait till the most inconvenient time to request something so stupid. And yeh Im still in disbelief over these disgusting t-shirts. Still its only till march right? Then we can go back to our normal ones, right? RIGHT?
MikeysTube 5 years ago
i realy hope so, they clash with my hair :P
but im sure the next top will be just as demening and vile. :O
Amysfire 5 years ago
have you ever considered drawing sandwiches. to make the title yours.
dr ash...
abagash 5 years ago
i like knowing the other side of subway, cus i thought tht u wer allowed to just slap it all on, bbut i will think of all you sandwhich artists! when i next go to subway
hazzer123daniels123 5 years ago
They should just make a shop where they sell sweet onion chicken teryaki subs and nothing else. Easily the best sub :)
DrLemur 5 years ago
ROFL This was hilarious. "I shan't be coming here again." Oh God that sounds excruciating Mike, especially with the kids. Great to see the other side of the coin. Thanks heaps for making this. I'll spare a thought for the humble sandwich maker next time I go into a subway. :)
DrLemur 5 years ago
what does the future hold mike? famous artist? i think so. best of luck and a great 2007.
bohogirl1 5 years ago