The Kevin and Bean Show (KROQ) Talks About Chris-chan [05/12/2009]

[Drac39]

Yeah to be fair when I first heard about Chris Chan I said "This is way too fucked up to be real"

[Bonertronica]

CWC isn't so bad. He rips on niggers and faggots sometimes.

[MewLime]

@Bonertronica You're just a miserable piece of thrash just like him. Please go DIAF.

[Bonertronica]

@MewLime I take it you're a nigger or a faggot? Maybe a niggerfaggot?

[RayKidd227]

no PS3's were harmed during chris's videos

[sirpico123]

chris chan is either a brilliant brilliant actor or bat shit insane who will be instituitionalized after his parents passing

[AgentStark427]

1:53 was good enough for me.

[SESdisciple]

Mainstream radio. CWC is on his creepy little way to the top.

[Feralbreed]

If only they knew..

[ApacheMan2K]

What'cha thinking?

Chris-chan: Nothin' much. I'm just like Peter Pan, is that weird?

Heck yeah, you're a full-grown man!

[SoulStarStudios]

Ha, they think he's an actor?

FUCK NO, he drank his own cum on CAMERA

[Funkybob2]

How dare these fuckers insult Jeff Lebowski by referring to Chris-Chan as "The Dude".

[ashburn247]

god this show is as annoying as chris

[nucleardeath07]

These guys took almost 8 minutes to state what should have at the most taken 2 minutes to say. There is so much more they could have ragged on Chris about than they did if they would have done just a little research, and much of it is so much more interesting and/or disgusting then what they brought up.

[superkeijikun]

@nucleardeath07

That's pre-internet media for you.

[jamiecranton]

whats with the jingles

[dystopianlover]

Well, talk about the least funny comedy show I've heard. I wish I could heckle these monkeys...

[videogamenostalgia]

God, almost 4 minutes of talking bullshit and annoying jingles just to explain something they were just gonna play anyway...

[mrslash11]

HAHA. Comedy genius

[DMXP100]

What

the

fuck

is

this

I

don't

even

[masinil]

Wow. I can't believe his disgusting antics caught the attention of KROQ. If he loves the attention he certainly hit the jackpot that day that other attention whores would envy.

[arononkorr]

whatever happened to him, any way?

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

See, Chris was too stupid to say what he really meant, which is commonly now known as "sharting" which is farting and having a little bit of shit come out. Unfortunately for Chris, he is way too fucking stupid to go into more detail, and simply leave it as he shits his pants. So thanks to his own dumb ass, the world now perceives his video to mean he full on shits his pants. At least this is what I think. If he really DOES full on shit his pants, it wouldn't surprise me.

[caitsith34d]

FUCK a minute of WARNINGS? FUCK YOU

[TrixtheRaccoon]

Man, this is so cool. I'm a huge fan of both Kevin and Bean (my mom and I love the show), and I'm a huge fan of Chris!

[superkeijikun]

If Chris Chan ever conceives children, I swear to whatever deity y'all worship I'm gonna go on a murderous rampage.

[Kalenos]

Oh Chris Chan. No matter how bad life gets -- there's always you to laugh at.

Schadenfreude, gentlemen. Schadenfreude.

[spulkagent47]

The constant advisory voice overs weren't funny and got extremely annoying.

[bealtespip123]

The guys in the Boston radio show did a much better job. All these advisory warning were pretty annoying.

[Headbanger142]

"If he's an actor, he's a genius"

Sadly...he isn't.

[NarutoBlackmail]

I REMEMBER THIS. I REMEMBER FUCKING HEARING THIS.

I couldn't believe that Kevin and Bean were talking about CHRIS-CHAN. I wanted to make sure and turned it up full blast, confusing my mom. lol

[Shavarnarak]

Chris is so bizarre a lot of people who first come across him just can't believe he's real. But he is, and what's more I've seen lesser versions of Chris in real life too.

The thing with Chris is, is that his mental handicaps, plus his massive ego, plus his isolation, plus his obviously very low intelligence just sort of combine and make Chris... well... Chris!

And there's probably a few other Chris's on the planet too, but they probably aren't THAT stupid, and probably keep a lower profile.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@Shavarnarak The sad thing is, there are people just as bad as Chris Chan who don't have mental handicaps. Shit, just look up Gorgeous George (not the wrestler) or Dan Lirette.

[ifhgsfj]

If it weren't for the fucking THIS PROGRAM LOL stuff, this video would've been epic.

[CaseHa]

someone should tell CWC that semen can't get recycled, if he swallows it, it'll get destroyed in the stomach acid, not to be reused

[dingaling24]

"i'm a healthy, growing, sane and sound minded individual"

THAT'S A LAUGH!!!!

[coasterfreak14]

I wonder what would happen if they talked about his sextape?

I guess it would be too much for radio...

[Ino1caresI]

God if they only knew the chris chan we know

[mahorosan1]

this was how i found out about chris for the first time.

[Jimkaider]

I remember listening to this on the radio on my way to class. Couldn't believe it, but Chris has crossed the media barriers.

[Nxtl68]

i read the emails as well, i'm surprised he hasn't made the TV news yet.

[NutNapalm]

I would laugh my ass off if Preston and Steve got their hands on this shit.

[Nxtl68]

the warnings were funny as hell

[NAPREDATOR]

i love these

[mikealope]

were they talking about the real chris chan or the fake chris chan?

[MewLime]

They were talking about Solid (the "real" one).

If they were talking about the HONEST, TRUE Liquid, they would be praising his greatness.

[Argonuth52]

@MewLime Yeah CWC recycles his sperm :p

[Shavarnarak]

They are talking about Ian Brandon Anderson.

[GLORYxMARCABIA]

JJUUUUUULLLLLAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

[bealtespip123]

I used to feel sorry for chris but after I read his emails showing how stubborn he is I just joined the alliance of trolls. Oh well. Ha ha.

[PoisonInc]

@bealtespip123 There's two types of people in this world; people against Chris, and people who feel sorry for him, but learn to hate him very quickly.

[bealtespip123]

@PoisonInc I'd say that's the jist of it! Ha ha ha ha. Which one were you?

[PoisonInc]

@bealtespip123 Watched one video, thought it was a joke, looked into it (ED page), watched a few more, and I have never, ever heard of or seen someone so detestable in my entire life XD

[bealtespip123]

@PoisonInc Ah,I heard about him from CoconutBuyer,felt bad for him,repulsed by his wacky antics,now I troll him. = ]

[PoisonInc]

@bealtespip123 Then I commend you for your efforts ^^

[uching]

@bealtespip123 i too tried to empathize with this creature but in the end he after all the trolling and after all the white knights out there tried to point out to him that he is in need of some serious help he hasn't learned from his mistakes and keeps repeating the same disgusting and anti social behaviour time and again, i know a retarded guy who lives in my street and he does a better job of managing his life then chris ever has if a guy with with downs syndrome can do it so could he .

[CreepyMcCreep]

I want to be on radio.

[MewLime]

Taping yourself drinking your own semen and putting it on the Internet might help you with that.

Wouldn't recommend that, though.

[CreepyMcCreep]

Oh god no, I want to be the one talking.

[MewLime]

OOOOH.

My bad, dude. :D; *was joking, if you couldn't tell...*

[CreepyMcCreep]

But of course.

[TonyBranston]

Still hasn't gotten enough notability of Wikipedia.

[trufuknplaya]

@MewLime you give good advice

[douboymk2]

IVAYYY!!!! IVAYYY!!!

[BlackNoir]

The warnings are pissing me off.

[bealtespip123]

@BlackNoir Seriously,5 minutes is just mostly of that shit.

[LeonSKennedy828]

Those disclaimers got on my nerves x.x

[mikealope]

@LeonSKennedy828 wtf are you talking about its hillarious.. hahah

[fman40000]

WTF!!! What would people think if they tuned in in the middle of this show?

[MewLime]

Probably something along the lines of WTF.

[bsartist]

You can't say semen on the radio?

[MewLime]

Guess not.

Never knew that myself, then again I don't listen to the radio much.

[CreepyMcCreep]

That's pretty lame, it's a scientific word.

[SwordShockwave]

Dildos,borats,and blow up dolls..OH MY!

[TheRealJawnz]

They took their time to talk about him... And yet didn't actually didn't try to look him up in any kind of way. If they only knew what kind of sick piece of shit he really is. I've read through all of his CWCki pages (649 and counting!), and there's really a lot to learn about this.... "thing".

[CreepyMcCreep]

No joke, but it is interesting hearing the perspective of people who just stumbled upon him and how they interpret it. I might have thought he was a character, too, if I didn't come into it reading ED and knowing the truth.

[jooshiscrazy]

OMG! They actually talked about him on KROQ?

[supercdjones]

If only these guys knew the whole story.

[hprdg284]

I don't think even Sacha Baron Cohen would go as far as to buy all those toys and make all those comics.

[1451tyler]

That's hilarious, they think he's a comedic genius!

Only if they knew the many layers of this onion?

[liquid1memory]

Comedy genius, lol.

Just lol.

[Zokly581]

Just my thought

[dynamitespoony]

Normal people don't want to believe that this guy is real.

[muddykipz]

Chris-chan is hueg like xbox

[MewLime]

Chris would STRANGLE you for comparing him with a Hexbawx. O:

[Ziggygunner]

he isnt an actor he has ...sex...tapes...of himself with a blowdoll...oh god!

[crayzclown]

i came buckets.

[MrAwesomeTrex]

Just for anyone who cares:

The reason he's holding the controller is that he's recording his videos on a webcam attached to a PS3.

[dl902102]

Is the video in question in his usual Green-O-Vision?

[MrAwesomeTrex]

Probably

[airlinefood890]

faggotry: it just got mainstream.

[KSIObsidianLE]

good shit the chick in the vid sounds hot

[ALogTV]

I've also bashed Chris-Chan on my radio show for a few occasions (including mocking his lack of singing talent). It's nice to know that there's someone out there who's worse off then I am. ;)

[plpfake]

I have my alarm always set to Kevin and Bean when I wake up, so when my clock radio went off at 7:00 am that morning, I sat bolt right up in a terror hearing Chris Chan's nasally voice of all things.

[MewLime]

Oh god.

That's frightening.

[plpfake]

I've watched things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. Chris Chan giving feeble sex advice online...All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

[IyatehLolita]

@plpfake This comment was made one year ago, and yet Blade Runner still remains awesome.

Chris-chan remains a monstrosity of flesh. Almost fitting of being a creature in Silent Hill.

[ghettoprince187]

You deserve a medal for having to listening to his voice.

[M3646]

Bricks were shat?

I love the torment we issue. I DON'T want to hear his voice first thing in the morning.

[RaverYusuke]

I believe they give purple hearts to people who survive these kinds of things.

[SonichuFan4Ever]

6:45-7:00, very interesting.

[iHerduLiekzMudkip]

I like how they have no prior knowledge to chris-chan's horrible horrible world..

-shudders-

[Megamildman]

I consider them very very lucky

[BlueKewne]

lol with all the CYAs at the start

[MewLime]

Oh yes.

They're well warranted.

[AvengerJMV]

radio host is pro-abortion

[tregnier279]

He is then officially the best radio host ever.

[MewLime]

Um... Okay?

[AvengerJMV]

"nothing that comes out of the body needs to be saved recycled or treasured" "No Reason to try and save that stuff"...

[SonichuFan4Ever]

Chris was obviously trying to gross out the trolls.

[rossthef0x]

not really, he thinks by "recycling his sperm" he would keep his sperm count up and to keep "crystal" safe...

...and NO, im not making it up, THIS IS WHAT CHRISSY BELIEVES!!!

[M3646]

Chrissy needs to LERN2DIGESTIVESYSTEM

[imfernando2]

CHRISSY KILLED CRYSTAL!!!

[M3646]

Unaborted fetuses kill other unaborted fetuses. Hitler was an unaborted fetus. The holocaust wouldn't have happened if Mrs. Hitler had been given a swift Falcon Punch.

Fuck off back to your little cave, fundie piece of shit. ALLAH ACKBAR!

[AvengerJMV]

fail troll's a fail troll...

[M3646]

I wasn't really trying. I save my best for FaceBook.

[spife16]

This is an audio clip from the Kevin and Bean Show on KROQ in Los Angeles. It was broadcasted on Tuesday May 12th.

[MewLime]

Ah, thank you!!

[subcoolfl]

Chris needs all those disclaimers every time his face appears on the screen....or IRL. He needs someone following him with a megaphone shouting it.

[MewLime]

Oh god.

That'd be the best IRL trolling ever.

[anonpurple]

BlueSpike goes to school near Boston.. His daddy works in radio. Stephen has too much free time.

[MewLime]

Oh shi-

[KrappleGuy]

I didn't even know about this one til today! Thanks for posting it :3

[MewLime]

You're welcome! You should thank whoever ripped it in the first place.

[DerrvilleProductions]

Chris is a troll.

[MewLime]

If only, man.

But on the small, small, small, so tiny you can't even see it with a magnifying glass (read: nonexistent) chance that he IS one, he is certainly the best ever.

[M3646]

Impossible. We have too much evidence to support that Chris is NOT a troll. He's got endless otaku shit, plus we have video evidence of Chris winning a Sonic the Hedgehog competition video. Ockham's Razor is that he really is just that fucking retarded.

[SaintRussell1914]

Yeah, but the thought of Chris-Chan turning around and revealing himself as the greatest reverse troll of all time is humorous.

[MewLime]

It is.

Too bad it isn't so...

[ZeldaDD]

That's what I was just thinking. I would so buy the guy a beer if this happened.

[satriani3675]

Funny how complete strangers think chris is weird. But other then that I love the use of advice chris

[MewLime]

Ha ha, who *doesn't* think Chris is weird? I wonder how they found out about him though.

Thanks! I made the first few myself, up until the "advice goes out one ear and out the other" one.