Halo in 5 Minutes (sort of)

[ODSTOTTER]

Why is it always africa what did africa do to Bungie???

[pureluv4313]

@EvdogMusic Wheatley was based off of Guilty Spark. You can see it in the eye and basic structure of him. Just kind of a joke they did.

[gordonfrohman250]

they should do one for half life

[DarkLordsGameplays]

Funny part : What the fuck is that



[TheGreatScottChannel]

Brilliant video :D

[DeShArp1]

Gahaha sexy mum



[RLstudios224]

@101maxplayer Ur kiddin right?

[simpsonfan13]

1:03 Pumas...

[progamers989]

IN the first halo cortana looks asian

[Rhysslayer55]

2 problems i noticed with this vid 1. it was the prophet of truth in halo 3 2. new mombasa was never destroyed from the slipspace jump it just looked like it because of the shock wave and the slipspace cutting a bit of the buildings tops of near it

[DJC11757]

Guilty Spark will return :).

[agofficial1]

It would only be 6 rings put on hold not 7

[calimanduff]

i think jun will come back in halo 4

[S2Takkun]

@calimanduff if you read the book Jun died in a scarab

[calimanduff]

@S2Takkun ok

[MJvids148]

@calimanduff yeah thts what I think also dr halsey to

[TheRockoman3]

@calimanduff hes already died protecting dr Halsey, explained in the halo books

[jjncp]

WTF is that?!

It's HALO 4 BITCH!

[FierceDeityGabriel]

Cod in five minutes.

Kill Russians as a British guy

Kill Russians as an American guy

People die

Nukes go off

Credits

[kettleresprit]

@FierceDeityGabriel you meant cod in 5 seconds.. right?

[FierceDeityGabriel]

@kettleresprit Yeah i guess your right xD

[zorpinoxonlive]

spartan red team is still alive on the spirit of fire driffting somewhere is space somewhere

[TheVincent43]

we need a prototype in five minutes

[101maxplayer]

spark survives halo 3 , by the way guilty spark us to a human 100.000 years ago

[101maxplayer]

halo reach story doesnt fit with the rest of the halo games and books

[12nightkid]

i love this and Metroid

[The343Halofan]

Oops, you wouldn't see all those Forerunner symbols on it. Besidew, 343 Industries kinda confirmed that it is a Forerunner Sheild World. You can definetly tell in the Halo 4 Teaser, because Reach doesn't have a huge tractor beam thing on it.

[The343Halofan]

@soouleater12341000 Actually... Reach is a big ball of fire now, it was glassed. Even if it cooled, you wouldn't see all those

[jackfire101]

Wait how did guilty spark survive the first game? I he thought he was on he pillar of autum when it exploded at the end.

[zorpinoxonlive]

@jackfire101 he found a new instalation

[yaris0091]

do one for halo reach

[CaptnNerd]

That, my friend is a forerunner "Safe Planet" Where they fled after firing the rings the first time. After putting the life back, they fled away. I think this is what it is. I have the Halo Encyclopedia...

ME = HALO NERD

[CaptnNerd]

I have the Halo Encyclopedia...

[Mysteryman443]

kills him to death ??????

[themisterymistery]

LIAR!!! it is 6:00 mins (sort of)

[souleater12341000]

that would be planet reach my good friends

[souleater12341000]

nom nom nom nomnom nom nom

[CF1791ROLFMAO]

is this video for some sort of shaving club? coz I'll I'm seeing is razor sharp one liners :)

[MrBabyD095]

Update for Halo 4 :)

[doifhg]

in the year 252525....

[Hawxaw]

LOL kills him to death xD

[xXisra16Xx]

The Elites, Are BFF´s, Of Humans, Not the dogs(:

[gamingpeepsforgaming]

he forgot to menting (spoiler alert) that the arbiter tries to murder 3 spartans and Sgt. Forge

[Shrykull10]

@gamingpeepsforgaming thats a different arbiter

[xaberr]

@gamingpeepsforgaming

different arbiter..

[tikala1]

@gamingpeepsforgaming Correction, A different Arbiter named Shirley tries to murder SGT. Forge while Shrley's elites try and kill 3 spartans but the Spartans comit a huge homicide with just two SMGs, one Shotgun, and one Assault Rifle. Oh and did I mention anything the elites dropped?

[789JOE789]

Red vs blue in 5 minutes LOL

[MiddleEastBeasties]

watching this watching the starcraft in 5 minutes made me feel like i was watching the same thing. without the sexy ghosts

[TheMkreptile8860]

Lmao wtf is that !

[hj7397]

Halo Wars would have been a masterpiece if it were like the "5 Long Years" trailer. That's just great, and Halo Wars had incredible cinematics as well.

[utrocks97]

if im MC id be all like fuck this war cortana lets make make love 0_o

[TheCrit8]

master chief did'nt die watch halo 4 trailer its out

[KurlzzzFTW]

@TheCrit8 Correct me if im wrong but i think Halo 4 is a prolouge it happened before Master Chief

[Cherubiumic]

@KurlzzzFTW Halo: reach is the prolouge to Halo:CE(first halo game) and Halo 4 will most likely be on the new forerunner planet

[tikala1]

@Cherubiumic Give a thanks to Blur Studios for the awesome cinematics

[kdog461]

@TheCrit8 this was way before so how would he know?

[ceefok]

These five minute videos are awesome

[EvdogMusic]

1:30 Does Guilty Spark remind anyone of Wheatley?

[thepaynemister]

@EvdogMusic what round, blue and a complete arsehole

[101maxplayer]

@EvdogMusic guilty spark survives halo 3 and he us to be a human 100k years ago

[kettleresprit]

@EvdogMusic no... Wheatley reminds me Guilty Spark! ;)

[Jowil1030]

@EvdogMusic Wheatley reminds everyone of Guilty Spark, Spark came 9 years before Wheatley. I'm a halo nerd and this pissed me off... :)

[Steroidmanginis]

@Jowil1030 Dude portal was just making a little joke. ps. Halo is the best game ever invented

[iTectrix]

@EvdogMusic You're stupid, Guilty Spark came way before.

[theuserutubesux]

@EvdogMusic it should be vice versa

[OMNOMmisterman]

@EvdogMusic Wheatley crossed with C3PO

[becomemonkey]

@EvdogMusic Actually you have to say Wheatley reminds you of Guilty Spark, halo came a decade before portal. You see, Grammar is very important to the nazi party.

[TheCannibalCow]

@EvdogMusic you mean does wheatly remind anyone of guilty spark, Guilty spark came first

[AwkwardnessGuy]

Tried to watch the whole vid but go mindfucked (sort of) when he said cortana was his "sexy girlfriend/ mom" Im just sayin any1 else thinkin what im thinkin? -.-lol

[kingly893]

@AwkwardnessGuy Oedipus!!!!!!!!

[robertchrismedd]

spark should have just goen with the chief, and found a place to look after near earth (a place that has no super weapons attached)

[waaazzzzzuuupppppp]

The humans releace the flood, not the covenent

[robertchrismedd]

@waaazzzzzuuupppppp no, the covenent release it and the marines get ambushed by some of them. you can see that there is a dead elite that was killed by a plasma rifle, that wad shot by a flood before the marines are ambushed.

[m1c000l]

playstation advertisements on a video about an xbox game, really

[gazde367]

Marine:Hey,hey chief!

Chief:...

Marine:you know what?

chief:...

Marine:i teabaged an elite and then he burned XD

chief:you know what? i teabaged a hunter until he exploded

Marine: 0.0

[bigdaveoncampus]

I thought truth killed Keyes? Wasn't regret punched to death on delta halo?

[xxsintanxx]

Hahahaha. I read the books and this gave a Lot of info

[TheD736]

@zomgitzakitteh basically, grave mind is able to warp to other planets using telepathy. :P

but seriosly, thats a good question. maybe he goes and stows away on random space ships. but hes huge! someone would have to see a bunch of tenticles on the side of the ship.

weird

[XecutiveKilla]

so pretty much master chief and cortana blow up a whole bunch of halos

[zomgitzakitteh]

Quick Question..

I just finished revisiting Halo 2 and noticed that the Gravemind is origionally below the library on 05 (the second halo) but THEN ends up in space on High Charity with cortana. THEN leaves on a battleship and heads to earth. AND THEN ends up on the Ark when the arbiter kills Truth in Halo 3. How is that possible??????

[m1c000l]

@zomgitzakitteh one possibility is they were different graveminds cause a small one was in halo 1 with keyes in it, although probably he got on a cruiser which took him to high charity then a cruiser went to earth but the messages that you hear are like pre recorded be the gravemind and sent to the chief by other flood then high charity crashes into the ark with the gravmind on it

[Craftergad]

Master chief and linda r the only spartans left

[DTHRocket]

Wow. I could have saved... like... 30 hours!

[souleater12341000]

i agree WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT XD

[xKillzzz]

why do they not like humans? :L

[coolL9457]

@xKillzzz cause sgt johnson shot a few jackels and blew up their space so brutes invade harvest looking for an 'oracle' that is really a human AI... 2 of em actually so they all evac and run away. so all johnsons fault.

[101cgk]

he meets 343 guilty spark, a floating robot that everyone that trusts just because he has a british accent

more-or-less

[randommarvel2010]

who thinks spark looks like weatly

[mattycap1]

@randommarvel2010 i think weatly looks like spark



[halomanmaster117]

you are good at summimg things up

[halomanmaster117]

truth killed keyes not regret

[robertchrismedd]

i was told that martathon is in the halo universe

[danielzinhofa]

chief is the last spartan?

didn't know about that

[xYBlueWolfYx]

@danielzinhofa Thats what everyone thinks, Who knows if John finds 1 or 2 of his lost Squad members in halo 4 =O

[TheBoshman95]

Kills him to death?

[lolzindeed]

@Ephyrixa oohh, sorry :D LOL

[halomatron700]

wat da fk is that LOL

[lolzindeed]

and cortana and the graveminde have coffee

[ghostrocket55]

thankfully they kidnapped 6 years old

[IvyNirvana]

lol every trust him because he has a British accent.

[FrozenXM898]

this made me lawl! nice work IGN

[Higgins3G]

I love these

[odstman115]

Johnson didnt give mc his mark6 armor..noob



[raquazaful]

Halo rings are actualy 9300 miles in radius and 18600 miles in diameter

[robertchrismedd]

@raquazaful yeah, neards cry

[XxDarkStar5758xX]

@raquazaful Keyes is killed by Truth. Thats why it shows Truth walking over to her with a spiker in his hands right after

[EpicDildoMaster69]

Narrator:Before she can stop them the covenant accidentally release the flood

Me:good effort

[kirkhard]

lol. kills him to death... 2:48

[speckofdust21]

Best sci-fi story along w Starcraft....Not the best presentation though...haha but thanks, i only play PC games so i really missed out on the stories

[zzkill1]

This is how a review should be.

[XxBeefSaladxX]

Still have no idea what just happened.

[guranajarhead]

the marines get exited and drive around in vehicles names after animals lmao

[JamesMinecraft1970]

omg no one cares who killed keyes! fuck my ass!

[deathpod73]

4:12 MIRANDA KEYES IS ONLY A COMMANDER!!!!!!!! GAWD!!!!!

[raquazaful]

"Keys killed by regret" looks like someone hasnt been actually playing halo. Keys was killed by some random brute with a spiker.

[alexthesexhound]

@raquazaful I'm not going to say who has been playing Halo and who hasn't lately, but Keyes was killed by Truth. :/

[bdoughty814]

"The Chief meets Halo's 343 Guilty Spark. And everyone trusts him because he has a british accent." - Best line!!! xDDD

[m1c000l]

kills him to death

[Zombkillah115]

...the FLOOD killed Keyes...No Covenant....

[spartanexpert16]

@Zombkillah115 maranda keyes is killed by truth

[Zombkillah115]

@spartanexpert16

No, I know that Truth killed Miranda Keyes. I thought they meant Jacob Keyes, from Halo CE.

[SamuraiJM]

I wish Cortana was my sexy blue girlfriend/mom.

[Spartan8755]

6 minutes

[xxninja112233]

@MonstaRfV last msg was for u ,I for got 2 put the username

[xxninja112233]

Halo: (most halo games) is in 2552. Star wars is b4 the present " a long time ago in a galaxy far far away)

[EvilCow090]

DId he really say 'Girlfriend / (Slash) Mom" ???

[AgresivePenguinFilms]

haha Halo 1 did have nice music

[TALLGUYxx]

Play halos in this order to get the story

1: Halo wars

2: Halo Reach

3: Halo CE

4: Halo 2

5: Halo ODST

6: Halo 3

[beta0blaster]

No! Keyes is killed by Truth not Regret

[160sharp]

LOL i like the marines get excited part :D hahaha

[23piz23mitch]

lololol what the fuck is that

[GreenFuzBall]

WHAT THE F*** IS THAT!

[snivybeatseverything]

whats the name of that song at the credits

[theicecoldtank]

he has a sexy blue girlfriend/mom xD

[lonesoldier33]

"Everyone trusts him because he has a British accent"

"More or less"

[pyronicfreak]

nerds cry

[clownfishftw]

Lol at "WTF is that?!"

[Zombkillah115]

However, Master Chief is NOT the only Spartan!

[Y0urAlc0h0licDad]

which is like hyperspace but slippier

[CJstudios8837]

Its the Death Star

[czech706]

wait so if john is dead how is he on in the stasis (or whatever) going towards halo 4?

[BigRedChester]

high charity is a giant covenant base that floats around in space by itself right? not attached to a halo?

[xRedStingx]

@BigRedChester No, is not attached to anything. It is the capital city of the covenant

[Starlesslemon]

keys is killed by truth not regret

[Starlesslemon]

wow... he killed him to death

[RainCloudVideos]

He has a sexy blue girlfriend/mom named Cortana. XD 

[MonstaRfV]

What the Fuck is that?

Its the Death Star idiots. This happened before star wars.

>.>

[CJstudios8837]

@MonstaRfV that is exactly what it is. The bit mising is when a load of tie fighters attack Master Cheif and Cortana!

[MonstaRfV]

@CJstudios8837 And people think its Halo 4 lol..

[CJstudios8837]

@MonstaRfV people are missing the point that Darth Vader or any sith or jedi can smash up a spartan! (Or an Elite)

[BillyVandergaw]

Uh correction, Keye's is killed by Truth, not Regret.

[alexR0d]

When The UNSC meets the Covenant

UNSC Person:"Hi!"

Covenant:"Hi Where here to kill you and glass your planet"

UNSC PPL:"I dont think I like that?"

Covenant: "Well You Can suck on my energy sword"

And so Halo begins!!!

[Ahamster1]

so true, despite being 6000 miles wide the Halo Arrays aren't being spotted on Telescopes :P

[Petestain]

lol 2:48 'Kills him to death'

[Gumminoob]

The covenant got pissed when they found out their gods (Forerunner) prefered Humans. Thats the reason why the war started lol. The covenant = Jelly.

[Laskonka32]

but the ark mades another halo ... uups :D :D ... nice! :)

[novamusiclive]

We're all ok cos we know about Halo... just listen to this again and pretend you've never heard of it :D your brain would explode haha :P

[fatcrewz]

5 minutes is too short apparently

[Murious1]

I'd like to point out Captain Keyes was killed by Truth not Regret :D

[MrDamning]

@Murious1 its commander miranda keyes for you

[IwubMaiColettie]

He called Truth Regret Xp

[TheNintendo101]

Everyone trusts him because he had a british accent: "More less.". Couldn't the same thing be said about Wheatley?

[DimSimCard]

how many of the Halo game story does this tell...pr is this just for the first one???

[HeadshotHotHead]

@DimSimCard First to Last, Halo Wars, Halo Reach Should Be Here But It Cam Out A Year After This Video Was Posted, Halo CE/ Halo CEA, Halo 2, and Halo 3.

[MrGmodlol61]

@DimSimCard For all that are out.

[Echo7099]

You make even the most serious things funny

[DisturbedMurf]

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!

[TheBluedragon1221]

i just thought if the flood died and the covenent is on your side who u fight?

[TheBluedragon1221]

does any one know the song during the credits? i finally found it in a video after 7 years of tring to find it and was woundering what it was called

[JohnHess91]

@TheBluedragon1221 Lvurfr3nz -by Princeton (I Shazamed it!! lol)

[BennyKingJones]

Driving in vehicles named after animals,lol.....the forerunners rock-the covenant is retarded....she got killed by truth not regret,he's dead already....

[TheBluedragon1221]

@BennyKingJones i never noticed that he sayes that she is killed by regret until now good job for noticing

[FRAzierGUY1276AD]

5:59 just press it >:D

[zeppelin0110]

Really good summary. Most of it went over my head, but I can see how the series could have this many fanboys - the story is quite involving - 'Marines in space' aside.

[crazehcakes]

accually if u reed the halo books u find out that the spartans other than jhon go to deffend reach but sadley the covonent glass the planet with there troops still there D: dicks

[TheGimpMaster01]

@crazehcakes Wow, learn to spell?

[hj7397]

Hopefully, the upcoming Halo trilogy will touch upon the Covenant religion. That was something I was expecting from Halo 3, but to my surprise it was absent.

[xxninja112233]

Did any on notice he said "regret killed keys" not truth

[shadowfox2023]

@xxninja112233 i did ^_^