Hardly Working: American Psychos

[alexmark33]

i cringed a little at the last one

[konnii1]

who the fuck flagd this

[MrMadMcMad]

Patrick as Patrick lol, and Amir as the only guy with the specs when infact it's the opposite.

[kickassnintendo]

omg i am only at 16...

[kize127]

dick

[BOBBY511458]

why are they talking about dicks ??? just asking

[pkerfreak]

listen to this with eyes shut :P

[TheDeadlyShotz]

Why is it in any episode any other people get glasses (Adults)

Amir losses his?

Why?

[demonhunter9980]

lool i just watched the movie and saw this omg ROOOFFFLLL xDD

[RareandFriends]

Wow...what a bunch of dicks

[OMFScience]

who flagged this?

[antlerman1357]

American psycho i a great movie :D but amir should've played bateman

[mancunianhardcore]

even just the presence of dan is funny 

[LolifiedByMe]

You can't see a real one, but you CAN see drawing?

[gmoddude1]

who the fuck flagged this

[MegaPanzers1]

@gmoddude1 dude, it has DICKS all over the place...

[chizel17]

amazing

[Shititude]

OH MY GOD. AND IT HAS A BIRTHMARK ...

[ok2431]

LOL Pat and Dan look like the actor in the video

[Drkbowers1]

good thing im 18 *cough* not *cough*

[MyComicStyle]

That was amazing!

[enzie1991]

What was the name of the movie they reenacted? ):

[Johnbillyfrank]

@enzie1991 American Psycho

[Magikmike39]

I know this may seem like a stupid question, but what does Amir say from 0:33-0:37, because I can't really understand it?

[Ryalnotch]

@Magikmike39 "Jesus, that is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?"

[smokeweed442200]

what is american psychos

[Marquis0420]

@smokeweed442200 a movie starring Christian bales. he is a vain, materialistic investment banker working on wall street. He develops a significant hatred for the world and all people and decides to spend his nights torturing, murdering, and mutilating a large number of helpless victims.

[Jasmine71796]

Omg... BEST VID EVER!

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Dan has it completely down pat. (no pun intended)

[Awsomeness80]

Reminds me of when I was in Middle School, kids were drawin' giant dicks on everything

[chowderrox109]

wtf

[Mugsi]

They should do more reenactment videos.

[aaronrocks87]

That was really good acting too XD

[BlownUpProjects]

absolutely hilarious

[amyym3ltzz]

This is so genius omg

[WeAreAirborne]

Jake really sucks at posing as the awkward guy with no lines.

[YamSakerII]

This guy I knew Alan once mistook me for this dickhead Marcus.

[rhcprxbandits]

i like how amir plays the only guy who doesn't wear glasses

[KairiHawkeye]

They must've taken a lot of time rehearsing this haha

[shatterofthe420]

was i the only person that saw that dick?!

[MrFisturmom]

These guys get paid to draw dicks?!

[TheTrilbyWill]

@MrFisturmom apparently, sometimes.

hey, the cracked.com writers get paid to write dick jokes weekly.

[XxdearbhlaxX]

Wow, Jake needs to wear suits more often.

[Napo628SlugFishCat]

...... what the hell

[mrhemi123]

I watched them side by side. . . amazing!!!! Amir was the best though

[cowboybeepbop1]

that birth mark looks alittle more like sy?hlysis

[ryan62468]

Some users flagged this? what about munch of homos.

[mujiko526]

i watched the original at the same time. they have it almost spot on with timing!

[MrXboxUser]

wtf

[ZwienerZ]

This is still the greatest hardly working episode ever

[theblacktippingpoint]

Pat has this down exactly

[EmersonMike]

they should do more stuff like this

[darkshadower790]

Pat Cassels as Christian Bale makes me sick

[bollabling]

i didn't understand the ending of american psycho:(

[mrkiky]

@bollabling lol me neither. I think the lawyer confused someone else with Paul Allen and though he had dinner with Paul, therefore thinks Paul is not dead and thinks Patrick(who he also has confused with Davis) is still making a joke.Not sure though.

[Fritsie93]

@mrkiky Actually it is all in Patricks head, he didn't kill anyone it was all imagination.

[ItsBiwiPwice]

@Fritsie93 Wrong

[Fritsie93]

@ItsBiwiPwice Nope

[ItsBiwiPwice]

@Fritsie93 That's just your view on what happened, it's not necessarily a fact. It could either be his imagination or it could all be real, they are both equally the same, not one more than the other.

[Fritsie93]

@ItsBiwiPwice If it would've happened for real, how do you explain that the appartment where he commited the murders had no bodies anymore. Also he killed a lot of people the last night, it never gets brought up. It's kinda hard that something like that won't be mentioned by anyone.

[Fritsie93]

@ItsBiwiPwice But then again, yeah it's left for your own interpretation. Just think its the most logical explanation.

[MysticTomatoMusic]

This is fucking ace.

[grimsplague]

love that film

[cocks308]

you twat cunts

[theowlboy]

Amir is a great actor!

[itmabob]

To understand, to really fully comprehend this video takes years of... CAMELTOE!!!

[Rokakiyoshi]

One of my favorite movies ever. And now they parody it into comedy. Nice...

[Kenyusui]

What the FUCK did I just watch?

[chocolateyyyyyy]

@Kenyusui they made fun of the card scene in the movie american psycho

[chocolateyyyyyy]

my fav video out of all of college humor . because they feed off of this movie and my fav comedians are in it .

[spacman53]

this is just not funny

[TheAdmiralPancake]

Who the hell flagged this?

[obombus]

this is on my favs list. does that make me gay?

[thereddude]

what movie is that????

[hahaproductions]

@thereddude American Psycho, one hell of an awesome film!

[blink182rob88]

His dick looks mutated

[ld144]

i cracked up at 'new dick, what do you think?'

[MsOdd86]

"it even has a birth mark....." lol

[vampy551]

I actually just watched this last night and now I think I have to sue CollegeHumor for attempted murder.

[HavenBlu]

wow.....just wow.....

[sikkshady]

WOW american pshyco AWSOME!!! GREAT JOB!! LOL

[ShevPWI]

Oh wow, I think this is the most amazing Hardly Working I have ever seen.

Bravo

[char908]

that argument was awful... if you're going to do it, do it right.

[badbag137]

omg WTZF

[run4life2]

lol dan plays the gay guy

[AnimeLoverJuan]

Who the hell flagged this?!

[AlexLong1000]

@AnimeLoverJuan Umm, I'd say it's rightly flagged as it contains detailed drawings of erect penises.

80% of the time people flag videos incorrectly and you get comments like this, but the other 20% (this time), it's justified and now you just look stupid.

Farewell.

[AnimeLoverJuan]

@AlexLong1000 Aparently you just try to find clarity by bringing other users down?

[AlexLong1000]

@AnimeLoverJuan I don't like bringing other users down, in fact I barely do it. Only when it's deserved, like it was in this situation.

[AnimeLoverJuan]

@AlexLong1000 Well excuse me if I only asked a question. No need for the banter.

[AlexLong1000]

@AnimeLoverJuan Did you really need to know why this was flagged? Really?

God...

[StarBurnedOut]

@AnimeLoverJuan someones mom...

[mayesticOne]

@AnimeLoverJuan I flage'd it under animal abuse

[sethious1]

@AnimeLoverJuan assholes...I guarantee it, or mothers against everything lol

[Dhesyca]

I need to see American Psycho...

[run4life2]

@Dhesyca definately.... its an awesome movie

[quitejaded]

@Dhesyca Uhm, ya American Psycho needs to be required viewing.

[Dhesyca]

@quitejaded I saw it. quite interesting! The part I actually found funniest was when he was having sex with the two workin' girlz...and he was watching HIMSELF in the mirror! Other than that, it was a mix of dark humor, symbolism, and darkness. :) Liked it.

[shiftlulz]

Amir has it down to the exact moment it's hilarious LOL

[TheAboutLastNight]

@shiftlulz ahah, i know! everyone else was slightly off, but only amir was in sync with it:)

[ImmaBeBeast]

@shiftlulz so does Dan.

[TheEradicator13]

@shiftlulz yea def the best

[spikemugen22]

THIS. WAS. PERFEEECT!!!!

[DarkfireX110]

Hairy Balls there o-o

[knotightul]

Dan couldn't have been better casted...if you don't get why I say that then you haven't seen American Psycho

[seatmon111]

i understand why this was flagged

[mattd687]

It even has a birth mark

lol

[TheHappybunnybks]

wow. I like how they did that. it's so creative

[nickh310]

this one hurts

[TheMcGreevy]

Patrick at the end was trying really hard not to laugh, you could see just a little smile but he was at breaking point!

[vela2303]

This is one of Hardly Working's best videos!!

[tony19923]

what movie is that?

[Spr4ynPr4y]

@tony19923

maybe if you looked at the title, you'd know it was from american psycho. use your eyes before your keyboard.

[XOPAUXO]

best parody ever!!!

[TeamChesus]

Patrick is a bloody good actor!

[kurfle]

LOL patrick has blackheads on his nose! I never noticed before!

[cami80104]

DICKS?!?!?! WHY NOT VAGINAS!!

[grandamracer23]

hahahah fucking funny!

[sonicverconic]

Rotfflolwmasuaca or just roflol

[GameFreakParadox]

It's funny how Patrick almost loses it at the end.

[JamesHetfieldIsGod95]

This is so damn funneh.

[Final900]

i gagged watching this

[ande8340]

brilliant

[emelerud]

who the hell flagged this????

[drummerdude2222]

@emelerud ya i dont c anything wrong with this!!! wat the hell!!!!! >:(

[emelerud]

@drummerdude2222 no I mean its like obviously wrong sorta but thats why its funny!!! >:(

[drummerdude2222]

@emelerud ya but its obviously offensive to ppl who dnt find this stuf funny(which i do)... i mean cmon they sho a bunch of different dicks!!!! i can think of plenty of ppl who wud find this offensive!!! >:0

[TheCrippledDonkey]

Thumbs up if you want a Thumb up you BUTT.

[DiesesedCow]

the funny thing is how it would still be funny without the video clip

[MarsuveesBlack74]

Really? Penises?

[Noonking406]

american psycho..

one of the greatest movies ever(:

really delves into the psyche of a psychotic man

[lovely1022]

I see why its flagged..LoLz :3

[LadyInDrag]

Those are some nice drawings of dicks. I'm not gonna lie. Kind of turns me on.

[bostro96]

what movie is that?

[relzm432]

@bostro96 American Psycho, awesome movie by the way

[doolittlesy1]

thats insane i played the others audio with this video and they sync up almost perfectly thats insane

[theblacktippingpoint]

its hip to be square!

[silentkiller102]

Raised vein, pelshaft......DICK..... XD

[Macker51]

"very nice" at 0:56

WRONG

[aoneill89]

A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

[odion28]

thats one way to earn your paycheck

[H96Sean]

try playing the original audio at the same time as this it hilarious. /watch?v=qoIvd3zzu4Y

[abc123easyasme1]

@H96Sean It took me forever to time it right!

[AdamsTeinz]

@H96Sean I tried it the other way around and the moment he presented a card, pointed to the name and said DICK, I shat brix.

[tbars23]

@H96Sean omg i did and it was fucking awesome!

[MrMissMerde]

@H96Sean pretty awesome the ending was totally synchro it was beautiful!

[vanillamilkshakesx]

jake looks hot(:

[GoodFriendsForever]

"dont just stare at it eat it"

[aqwtg]

after watching dis ,i dont wanna see my own dick wen i get a boner

[SneakyTarsier]

By far, the best thing to watch while you rip your bong.

I commend you, College Humor.

[Dejanoz]

It even has a birthmark..

[Smeggers08]

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!!

[War3Hog101]

oIo

[RetroLuv04]

lmao flat dick head XD

[D119heavy]

this should be titled American Psycho, re-written and directed by Judd Apatow

[broseidon3]

Feed me a stray cat!

[Rioxka]

"Jesus, that is really super,.... how'd a nit-wit like you get so tastefull?"

ROFLCOPTER

[frfx1]

most distirbing college humor video i ever watched

[Ddawg192]

HOW DO KNOW WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING ME. XD

[freshkidavid]

GENIUS!!!

[kemando12]

Is this even allowed on youtube, it is technically nudity.

[WeedySparx]

@kemando12 are you kidding. how is this nudity. And nudity is allowed on youtube, just not sexual nudity. Look up "penis exam" "breast exam" there is nudity on youtube, just not porn

[B1tchN1gg3r]

@kemando12 Wow go tell your mommy then...

[kemando12]

I will D: I am traumatized!!!! haha

[grongrue]

slightly off on the timing but still exceptionally brilliant. These men have talent.

[theninjaofhell]

'Patrick? You're sweating.' Yeah bitch thats coz im wet for Paul Allens dick!!!!!

[jetty1337]

@mrspepper01 thats... not... funny...

[Kmahn1404]

Oh my god... it even has a birthmark...

[mrspepper01]

holy shit i just jizzed myself.

[xandirwasmylover]

Took me a minute to figure out that Patrick was... Patrick.

[jedimindtrick1001]

that was great

[TheProjectMJ]

Patrick? are you okay? you're sweating. it'd be funny if then he said

"and your heartbeat's really loud"

[jay4457]

one black dick would end all this.....

[ecrump10]

@jay4457 lmaOO

[alexhan6]

Why are they drawing dicks?

[LeeAshen]

This is fucking disturbing.

[rager86]

this mustve tooken long

[goldenstrangles]

Omg, Dan's face at the end is too funny.

[badkiller2]

I'm blind......

[VampireDiariesOmg]

Jake is so fittt (: