How To Stop an Argument in 30 Seconds

[xXDeMoNZz]

You can't stop an argument with a woman, only suspend it.

[TheRonnieBarriosCo]

violence is always the answer

[lavawolf44]

just say "2 camels in a tiny car" works everytime

[minimarcus1010]

Its impossible to stop an argument if a woman is involved

[freshposts]

Solution to stop any argument: Fade away.

[messin1000]

Step 1: Punch her/him in the face

step 2: Problem solved

[gocaush1337]

just walk away........

[lazerboypat]

this actualy worked

[Richard1952Tele]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY

[TheMustWatchShow]

My method is better trust me it works, when your friend/partner/parents are yelling at you just say "penis". It will create an awkward silence that will stop the argument.

[sexking83]

@TheMustWatchShow penis is never enough, you will get slapped

[RubenMGMatos]

step 1 - '' I am tired of this mother f ing argument on this mother f ing place!''

[CoolCat3541]

Step 1: Punch other person

Did you know planes fly?

[BeAsTBuRRiTo]

Its Called 1-800-CHOKE DAT HO

[jusdemelon0]

it took so much to understand those two were the same person lol

[multilegolover]

Where can i buy this.. forgiveness?

[ShoeUnited]

@multilegolover Right now we've got forgiveness on back order. But we do have some lovely shame filled desperation sex in stock.

[DaShiiEmooKiiD]

You will need:

1: A fist

2: Your fist in her face

3: Trash bags

4: A trash can

Now you will be ready! :D

[CartoonsOnlyChannel]

0:45 that looks lie jory from is it a good idea to microwave this.

[MADOG1011]

lmao other dude was like there u go beat this bish

[MrMoomington]

Or, murder them.

Or, beatdown.

Or, kick them out of the building.

Or, call the police and call them a molester.

Or, curl up and die.

[Rawk4Life]

Step 1: Walk out of the room. DONE!

[GmanIsMe100]

step 1: say fuck you to their face

step 2: walk away in slo mo

did you know a argument is called a argument?

[icehawk77]

Click-click BANG

[xojackiexo123456789]

this doesnt work! fucking howcast shit never works....

[The9u657fj]

I see privacy then i see "how to pick any lock" WTF

[NinjaAssasinsPB]

step 1: start an argument

step 2: scream at them to shut the f*ck up.

step 3: walk away

Did you know? Bananas are good for you.

[WormyGames]

step 1 if woman give him oral sex if boyfriend or husband

[stephen98841272]

Step:1 say your pregnant

[ChocoNillySkateKingz]

step one, utilise the back of your hand...

[celcaquilala]

Step 1: Admit that you're wrong.

xD

[TheAmywillemsen]

how will this only take 30 seconds.. duntt thinkkkkk soooo

[kozychik]

`````I'm sorry; but this has too many steps. I'd rather just argue and have done with it.

My Way:

Step 1: scream 'you are so fucking wrong!'

Step 2: walk away without listening to reason

Done.

[aricaric18]

tell the bitch to get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich then tell her she belongs there

[striderprime1]

This is funny XD

[DeshtarSongs]

Step 1: Pull out an ak47

[popinangle67]

Step 1: Say "Your mom was great in bed last night."



[USERNAMEKLEMPTOR]

step 1: put a dick in her mouth

step 2: done

[Holloway6151975]

That right there is some bullshit. The average person have to put of with being followed around constantly with party B saying "Answer me", "dont want way from me", "look at me when i'm talking to you", or "It was your fault anyway". These for most people in this day and age if they havent been pushed to the point where those statements act like anger triggers; they are raised as toddlers to have anger issues. Best advice is to just walk the f*ck off til you laugh about anything then come back

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

i dont understand how guys can even fight with there girlfriend i cant even raise my voice to her just to joke! you want to stop an argument then be her bitch and lay on her lap say sorry haha

[Holloway6151975]

@XxModernDayRaiderxX

I'm not going to be nobody's bitch.....man hell nah. I'll be quick to drop a hot FU bomb. There are 8 out of 10 women that p^ssy thats just as good as hers or better . There are good men out here and fucked up women going for bad boys all the time. "I wanna bad boy,I wanna a bad boy". Most women need to stop being stingy with the p^ssy. if women just gave men some ass 2 or 3 times and a week (Mon, Wed, and Fri) you would never fucking argue because hes happy so is she

[jensen1971x]

@XxModernDayRaiderxX If you can't raise your voice to your woman then you need to find someone else. Don't let any woman keep you down!

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

@jensen1971x she never keeps me down! we never fight because there is nothing to fight over and i would never yell to her no matter what! she is the reason i am one of the happiest luckiest man in the world

[yayayak]

How To Stop an Argument in 3 Seconds .... smack a bitch

[Blankname101]

"I'm sorry" <-- Yup this works 90% of the time.

[Socks756]

I can beat 30 seconds

pull out a blunt and say "shut up and smoke some of this"

if that fails follow up with a swift strike to the trachea with your fist

[rodney12321]

How to end an arguement !

Items needed: Double Barrel Shotgun

Rules:If the 1st slug doesn't kill FIRE AT WILL.

[jamo236]

how to end a argument

you will need:

a knife

and a place to dump a body ;)

[PiffWalkeR]

Leaving the house while you're mad might actually be perceived as cheating - as u might have started the argument just to have a reason to leave the house.

[jamparody123]

i seriously doubt that was 30 seconds more like 30 minutes!

[dancodered23]

step 1: WALK AWAY

[LaenPvP]

Step 8, bitch slap dat ho

[97Scarygirl]

This won't work with your friend and her bi-polar mother.. That was a very scary night. >_<

[richay1]

Just say "Iv'e fucked Katy Perry your argument is invalid"

[largferg]

Misogynistically funny.

[keenan630]

Guy: I'm sorry, you're right. Hug?

*They hug*

Guy: Alright, let us go and have sex.

[pizza87760]

I know how to end an argument in .50 calibers.

[RedStarCrafting]

@VictorXHM Hahaha or you could do that

[VictorXHM]

How to stop an argument in 1 second:

walk away

[flightoftheicarus]

Step 1: LIE, LIE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER LIED BEFORE

Step 2: Crazy aggressive make up sex!

[reecerae987]

Step 1:Say Your Butt Leaks When He/She Talks

[gmcanik]

my mom is a bitch the argument dosent end til she gets bitch slapped

[TheHairySpleenShow]

Most cannibals, such as myself, deal with issues like these by eating their partners.

[Buildingblox17]

@TheHairySpleenShow lol!

[aquataerra]

Girls won't let an argument drop for another time because she suspects you're just going to change the subject in hopes it never comes up again. This causes arguments to go too long. If you don't want that "Whoa! Where did THAT come from?!" from an angry spouse, bring a cup of something she likes the next day and ask, "Do you want to talk about what happened yesterday?" She won't be as angry and she'll soften toward you that you seem to care. It will go much better the second time around.

[aquataerra]

If you tell the other person you'll talk about it later - DO IT. Don't deflect then hope they forget about it. Bringing it up later, even if they've forgotten shows your integrity and willingness to face the unpleasant for the sake of your friendship/relationship. If they've forgotten they'll usually brush it off and you're free. If they get angry again, it's something that you need to address anyway.

Learn this phrase to stop the shouting: "What can we do to make this better?"

[GreedyKingGreed]

Make it really awkward, lick there ear and walk away saying nothing.

[camarada1996]

How to win / Stop an argument:

Step 1: Try turning the conversation into something about sex or homosexuality so they want to stop talking.

Step 2: If the other person presist you can easily yell: STOP! I HAVE A GUN DICKFACE!

Step 3: If you think you're going to lose, try crying and say: You broke my Hearth!

Opcional: If you're a girl you can simply slap the other person and walk away, you allways win.

[Amyrosefan9]

Step one: Walk away.

[IamJustinAdam3]

You will need:

1. A gun

2. An angry face.

[StickManProductionss]

LMAO! I'm defo bringing alies next time i'm in an argument!!!

[123skyball1]

0:05 wow if things get ugly,they're prepared lol (RIP tombstone)

[trexioks]

Did u know water is not the only wet organism

[Zankokurai]

Step 1: Falcon Punch.

Step 2: Repeat as needed.

[biggestplanefan]

Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[UnpleasentValley]

I need: Restraint... Privacy.. Time-out... Neutral corner...Humility...really? i thought i needed a white tee shirt, barb wire, and a baseball bat...

[aquataerra]

@UnpleasentValley I'm so attracted to you right now ....

[22cherrybomb22]

pull a glock out of your back pocket

[huptyvrak]

step 1: kick the other person in the face with your fist; it's going to confuse him/her

[9tdicrazy]

Step I: walk away

Step 2: If followed, punch the person.

Step 3:(if step 2 doesn't work) show your boobs.

[SongAndLyricFreak]

i dont stop arguments. I MUST PROVE TO THEM THAT I AM RIGHT!

[0omatthewo0]

step 1 : have a gun on your lap

step 2 : if the bitch dont shut up, load the gun.

[rahjae2002]

Ye right like this shit will work on my mom

[omgithax]

@GuyJon57 yes... Why wouldn't you? Fire kicks ass!

[PykohYT]

You will need:Genitals or breasts.

Step one: Expose either your breasts or genitals

Step Two: pleasure yourself.

[dampee6]

My wife should watch this video.

[HQO106]

Bring in a gun

[jabooper]

How to stop an argument in UNDER 30 seconds: respond with "k" to everything the person says

[MrNoobeh123]

FUCK i tried this but it lasted 31 secounds

[Ecroo09]

How to stop an argument .kill the bitch

[xVirtualNinjax]

How to stop an argument:

Step 1: FUS

Step 2: RO

Step 3: DAH!!!

[ImAllFact]

my girlfriend broke up with me because she said i was a pussy for not standing up for myself.

[EcoDimension]

Step 8: *insert sexual joke here*

[SCOPOtuaMADRE]

Step 9 hot blowjob

[AristoGodOfPwnage]

@TheMantoska HA! We don't need corners!

[TheShel8777]

I can't believe this generation needs people to teach them how to avoid arguments.. DUMB PARENTS

[TheMantoska]

How to stop an argument.

You need :

A corner

Dark

A knife

To be emo

[Amar7605]

Step 7: Perform make-up sex

[cmikkonen]

optional: forgiveness

lol



[851852093114208513]

Leave..?

[CantYouSeeWeRock]

Step 1: Complement

Step 2:Say I have to go

If that dosent work pretend to faint!

[GPWfiles]

Step 1: Slice the other persons throat

Step 2: hide the body

[luuule1]

I hate this

[OrangeParrot0213]

How to stop an argument in 0 seconds...

Step One:Chuck Norris.

[tonebeatz24]

A man could never win a argument over a woman. Women are just always right and they could get you in trouble easy. The best thing for a man to do when he is with a woman is to just agree with whatever she says cause she just won't back down. If a man just agrees with anything a woman says it just ends the conversation faster. Especially with women arguing with them is like fuel.

[GuyJon57]

silence is golden... learn to control your tongue.. would you add gasoline to a fire?

[0123Amelia0123]

Step 1: Shut up/ Murder the person

[iFizzable]

how to stop an arguement in 1 second.

chick:babble babble babble babb... *smack her* Done

[parkfilms1]

STEP1:take a hammer

STEP2:kill the person

STEP3:blame it on your mom

DID YOU KNOW YOU NEED AIR OR YOU WILL DIE? howcast in a nutshell

[noobinahole]

How to win a argument

Step 1:Fart

Step 2:Stick your pants in he/her face

Step 3:Say you farted

Step 4:He/Her goes away

[PwnforceFrank]

@noobinahole HOW TO WIN AN* ARGUMENT... HIS/HER FACE , HE/SHE GOES AWAY. I see you didn't watch the How To Use English video.

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

I usually say moldy pickles which ruins the mood and everyone has a "wtf" look on their face :/ It works though :D

[TennesseeRep931]

Step 1 Shit your pants

Step 2 Fan it their way.

Step 3 Change your underwear.

Congratulations you have won the argument.

[kil509]

Find a neutral area to collect your thaughts... Honey, i have been thinking we should get a divorce

[AndresTV97]

i know how say say your say but dont mean it bitch

[kristofmarinus]

TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR

[IgnitableBoar]

FUS RO DAH

[SuperGanoosh]

I was hopping that they wouldn't need a "you will need" list -_-

anyway to stop an argument you punch the other guy. if it's a fit girl snog her so she cant talk

[kumarai]

Step 1: Smile with a loving look at the person you argued with.

Step 2: Touch your little toe whilst staring at it for 3 seconds.

Step 3: Smile with a loving look at the person you argued with again.

Step 4: Put your both hands up and say, 'I surrender' sexily.

Step 5: Repeat Step 2 till the person shows signs of peace.

[TheSouthAlpha]

That willl take MORE than 30 seconds

[stonecold375]

heres the real way to stop a argument in 30 seconds KNOCK HIM / HER OUT

[SteezySkater72]

Step 1. Tell her to shut the fuck up and get back to the kitchen before you hurt her.

Step 2. Spend the rest of your life alone.

[likethatchall]

Step 1: When fighting in a ugly argument, Take 2 and offer a FAT bowl and shmoke it up.

Step 2: Laugh with love one and forget shit happened.

Step 3: Make up sex and enjoy the little things



[poke144doog025]

yell out random words

[quarantine103]

Plan B: Offer Blowjob

[likethatchall]

@quarantine103 Lol!

[Pukupelle]

Step 1: Tell her to get back to kitchen.

Step 2: Get a sanwich.

[hyperpatricksgun]

Step 1: Say goodbye

Step 2: Log out of facebook

[ninjadragon21]

Step 7: Make up sex.

[BattleMagerX]

Easy Just say Im sorry Done Argument end LOL

[filipinfrancis]

YOUR MOM

[myusername94]

Step 1: Say "I love you"

[MrJaniBee]

:Now I got the right thing at the right time:) stepwise argument termination:D

[sousa323]

Just get out of the room.

[TheCodymunk111]

Just shoot an arrow in her fucking knee......I mean Venasaur.

[beansterman1998]

Step 1, Both say SHUT THE FUCK UP at the same time.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

[xoxokatynxoxox]

how to stop an argument with couples:

step 1: make a sandwich

[imagleek246810]

ewwwwwwww

[iDubzorz]

Step 1: Start Singing Chaccaron Maccaron

Step 2: If that doesnt work try captainamericathe3rd's plan

[DarthKillerRoblox1]

@iDubzorz If Step 2 Fails, Use auburntigers1716's Plan

[auburntigers1716]

Flash your tits. 

[jabooper]

@auburntigers1716 doesn't work if you're a guy :p

[TeamTaylorForEva]

Step 1: say "2 camels in a tiny car!"

Always wins

[benlaneconnor]

Step 1: Scream NO U.

End.

[ta172548]

why am i watching this?



[CrazyPotatos]

where do i buy a time out

[laxrat25]

HAHAHA THE FIRST THING I NOTICED WAS THE HEADSTONE IN THE BACK

[razerburst]

"Cool story bro"

[FightForOurLives]

where do i buy forgiveness?

[MrTestrak]

say sorry?

[Interrobang14]

Wow u guys need to get some better ideas

[TeenageTomboy]

OF COURSE ITS THE MAN WHO SAYS THEIR SORRY!

[pompouswhale]

i used to argue with people, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[KenWACKS]

How to stop an Argument in 30 seconds.

Step 1 : say FUS RO DAH!

Done

Did you know people die when they get killed.

[AznBoiLikeDuhRice]

how to end an argument

step 1: STFU

Finished

[JeanMachine17]

sorry i give in to no one

[ShioRiongray]

I see 1 minute :/

[TheLEGORobloxian]

The ad is wrong. HALO 4 is the winner. Battlefield can at least count to 3 unlike valve.

[urokoz1]

Just randomly yell "DILDO!!!"

[Starr5495]

dude.. i tried this with my mom so i left the room right

an hour later she came into my room and yelled some more

[Xxjaguar123xX]

i just call out different fruits like:

BFF: and i HATE it when u look at my boy friend

me: STAR FRUIT!

BFF: What??

Me: KIWI!

BFF: soooo... wanna go 2 the mall tomoroow??

[dayaltarun27]

step one: get her/him drunk

done

or step one: shoot her/him

step two: hide body and destroy all proof

step three: tell cops that justin bieber killed the missing person

[snk9045]

step 1: kiss her

step 2: have sex with her

And bam, problem solved

[UmustObeyTheSystem]

Step 1: Punch a hole in the wall.

it really works

[icehawk77]

Walk away... LIKE A BOSS!!!

[stuttgurth]

step 1: cover the entire room in plastic, sealing with duct tape'

step 2: anesthetize woman via injection in the neck

step 3: tie her up

step 4: when she comes awake you calmly explain to her why she was wrong

step 5 : stab her in the heart with a long knife

step 6: allow blood to drain and dismember body parts for disposal in the bay

[roubas95]

step 1:shoot her

[bambamsamsh]

Step 1: extend arm

Step 2: make hand flat

Step 3: BITCH SLAP THAT MOTHER FUCK ER ACROSS THE FACE

[LookAtMeLooking]

Fuck you, I can't do all that shit in 30 seconds.

[GABRO515]

Step 1: Run away

Did you know: Keys open doors

[PykohYT]

step 1 whip it out

[AngleFishification]

Isn't that girl wearing the same top KStew wears in Breaking Dawn when she finds out shes preggers?

[SuperHer0Fan]

step 1 pull out a gun

this should be a quick tip.......