Ellen's Bird Call

[eggsstink]

I'm thinking that the kids understand the joke, they just don't think it's that funny. Everyone assumed the kids didn't know what it was, which would make it funnier....but i'm sure their parents told them so they'd know why every1 laughs when they find out what that thing is.

[xxChristineApgarxx]

lmao so cute at 3:19!!

[pinkismygoddess]

a diaphragm LMAO aww man this is precious

[no1supernaturalfan]

LOL..wtf?

[JeloMulawin]

I think the girl's hair is so cute :p

You can rarely such a nice hairstyle this time, right?

[YankeeDoodlePoodle]

whats a diafram

[b12isabeast]

i like how Ellen kaaa's around the litte girl...lol

[RKftw68]

0_o

[halffade]

exactly :)

[DaniBetch]

3:18 - the best part! =D

[HanQ]

its a diaphram?? what??

[Nabucco25]

the little boy is checking out ellen´s ass at 1:25 :) :)

[123451234512345]

no he is not he is puting the hing un his poket

[GymnastAly]

haha omg the kid doesnt even know why everyone is laughing...he is clueless

[iluvfunnypeople]

hahaa. the first kid was like what?? what's so funny? lol.

[rizza1387]

i wonder if that was a used diaphragm?!@#

[actionjoejoe]

something tells me you have never seen a "real" diaphragm...

[petlover70]

aww poor kid, he doesnt know why everyone is laughing!

[123456MinutesWithYou]

what's a diaphram?

[marci841]

It's like a female condom

[misswings83]

btw, Ellen's facial expression in the end is priceless! haha

[misswings83]

LOVE this! Hahaha. Is the whole episode on YouTube, somewhere?

[MishuTaste]

watch?v=ke_nTEfh7rU

[cutiemulf]

LOL this is about the weirdest ellen degeneres show i've ever seen.

[ILoveJohnnyCade4ever]

aww the poor kid! he's like wth ? O_o it was funny tho =]

[frezzwiz]

Ellen and Portia are getting marreid 2008

[LexCooBukaba]

The kid looked so confused and kind of looked embarrassed.. They just don't know what that "thing" is used for XD lol diaphram.. gets me every time lolz

[anth427]

that woman gey..

[WhiteKnighT161]

no but gheyyy~~

[itskevin23]

i almost died watching this. i cant eat lucky charms again the charms aint lucky there evil.i have a fukcing horse shoein my throat lmao

[skinnysociety]

Wait isn't a diaphram a birth control device?

[omgxspazxxattack]

what??!!! lol

[EveryMomentHasMusic]

yes, it is, hence the reason everyone is laughing

[LexCooBukaba]

LOL yeah thats what I was thinking.. XD They insert it somewhere but I don't wanna say lol

[fishstix4life]

What The Heck Is The/That Thing he/she Has In hers/His MOUTH?!?!?!?! E-mail Me on Youtube and tell me?!?!?!?! Or JUST pOST iT YEAH probably, Just post it On This Wal If Anyone KNows What it issss ?!?!?! PLEASSEEEEE :)

[omgxspazxxattack]

ponyluvy123 said it was making the sound for him

[omgxspazxxattack]

That means that diafram thing was making the noise, not him. i asked the same question and thats wat someone said

[omgxspazxxattack]

haha i liked how the last guy laughed

[hapshetsput]

I agree, I think she hurt his feelings, but it was pretty funny. I bet it's hard when you have such a mixed bag of ages in the audience. I think someday Ellen will be the next David Letterman. She'll bust a move with the late nite crew of viewers.

[omgxspazxxattack]

i dont get it its a diafram

[ponyluvy123]

That means that diafram thing was making the noise, not him.

[omgxspazxxattack]

oooo lol

[jessyelane]

She did hurt his feelings...

[coryhello]

Aren't they all cheating with those things in their mouths? What are those things in their mouths??

[thespa77]

gawky ellen probably hurt his feelings saying he was cheating.

[BkandJe]

omgosh the kid at the end was so cute! ahahahaha

[akonusher107]

kinda lol

[embarrassingu]

for the people who don't get it... you're not old enough to understand cuz that was heeeeelarious!

[mikeyswife1]

PMSL!!!

[honeybugg0723]

hehe that was soooooo funny

[t0th1nk]

Why did she laugh?

[DaUndDort]

what have they in the mouth? i didn' t understand the word...

[amagdsinga]

they had a diaphram in his mouth! it helps the voice to vibrate more.

[gameslayer77]

isnt she really gay

[omgxspazxxattack]

haha everyone gave you a thumb down but i think shes straight and lesbian butt i love her show

[Crazee108]

...wtf... I didn't mean gay as an insult~~ You guys are idiots. =.="

[omgxspazxxattack]

yea i no no one else did tho

[Crazee108]

they're all silly bums aren't they!?

and i find it even worse that when ppl say "You're gay" it's spose to be taken as an insult, or if something/someone is "gay" then it's lame or stupid... sigh, what a shame. =(

[salazar30]

and grown-ups think they're mature.

[farhanna1]

lol.

[salazar30]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ME?

[lozocodo]

Hysterical!

[KungFuLegendContinue]

you call those bird calls??? My boy wiggy, he can do a reel bird call. We call him the birdman of alcatraz over her. School them kids.

[RNDSapphire]

OMG! That is so funny!

[adnnd]

ROFLMFAO....this is like the 8th times ive watched it and i still piss myself every time. i love ellen!

[lvbrucew]

twins. I have watched it at least 6 times and i crack up EVERYtime.

[kiki1323]

crazy!

[BasketballLesbian]

Gawd that's craaaazY! I've seen those before. But they never worked.

[Tetsu42]

That is soo funnnnnnnyyyyy hahhhhhhhhhh

[Babbygiirl]

HAAHAHAH !!!

[tess091]

what is that?

a diaphram.

[dcskaterjesse]

hhahaahaha like a pussy condom

[tess091]

haha i knew that. i was quoting. that was soo hilarious. =]]

[KungFuLegendContinue]

LMAO...your serious right?

[ddrgirl7]

I don't understand. What was that they we're putting in their mouth, and how come it sounded so fake?

[boo77ro]

it's a birth control :)

[mimi1931]

WTF that's a real bird diaphram!!!

that is creepy...

[TheFBIMonkey]

she stole this from David Letterman, originally by Johnny Carson

[gamefanatic1131]

thats absolutely disgusting. lmao he was chewing on his moms diaphram.

[guyle3rd]

well i eat diaphrams for breakfast so jha

[numptyontheloose]

Ellen is so hilariously cute. =]

[TheUTubePsychologist]

Ellen you are hilarious

[WolfOfDarkMoonlight]

what axactly is the damn thing?!?!

[Magnulus]

Are ALL these kids putting diaphragms in their mouths?! Have they been told what they are actually for?

[bojanglefunk]

Have you actually been told what they are? They are turkey call diaphrams, not actual diaphrams you dumbass.

[Magnulus]

I just did a wiki search, and got pictures of the inner workings of women. I didn't stop to think that there could be a different kind of diaphragm. Sorry, English isn't my first language, so that could explain the confusion. Thanks for calling me a dumbass, though, that's real constructive!

[lyllazecrystal]

i love ellen!!!

[TES4Akis]

I didn't get it...

[malgorn1971]

Very funny, the best bit is when the third boy starts laughing too! However the diaphragm joke is quite cruel because the poor kid does not know what's going on. I hope Ellen explained afterwards, but I can imagine how much the poor guy is gonna get teased when he grows older...

[Wannabeanni]

That`s pretty weird but very funny

[velocity246]

poor kids, they dont know why its so funny

[kronnie]

dude.. this was so damn funny, i'm watching at work, and i burst out laughing so damn hard to myself... hahahahaha

[Miek87]

xDDDD

[SharonJ91]

HAHAHAHAHA! Ellen's face was priceless! That kid looked so confused when everyone was laughing.

[tingoddess]

omg, I love how the kids just don't get the diaphram bit! LMAO

[DRauck]

I don't get it. Can someone please explain to me what was so funny about that? Don't make fun of me, I'm young too.

[bchan003]

a diaphram is a dome shaped rubber disk that fits within the vagina and covers the cervix of the woman.

In other words...it's one of those birth control things

so you could understand why Ellen was laughing her brains off

[genelee16]

SO FUNNY!!! ahaha i love the chicken dance!

[veeeeen]

lol omg! lol

[xBreex]

i was in stiches!Ellen's face was a picture!xx

[JPsFunkyMojo]

My god... That never gets old. I have tears going down my face from laughing so hard!

[qwrqrwwrq]

I saw that on TV and I couldn't breathe because I was laughing too hard! thanks for posting

[britster69]

these kids don't get the joke lol

[spookystarbuck]

Neither do I, I'm just laughing at Ellen. She's so adorable!