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  • Heres my plain.

    Step1 Get a big truck my pick the Cadilac Escalade

    Step2 no weigh this should be step one... swap these two around step1 get some GUNS and then the Truck

    Step3 Go get whatever you want its free! its not like the zombies are gonna make you pay for it right? :)

    Step4 Ok if you have made it this far your doing great! Oh yeah and did i say im geting me a Cadilac??

  • im from haiti what they telling are lie. they lie about zombie. they don't know about zombie. they talking about movie not real zombies.

  • we can hide in Antarctica the zombies don't seem to be going there!

  • how did it happen in the first place!

  • 1:09 nice lipsinging bro.

  • get ready idoists we have to get ready or your last day of life will turn out in to your worst memory

  • Resident Evil 5.. Really? Lol

  • pause at 0:07 did you know thats my sister?

  • Go to the Twinky factory in Natik

  • @DontMissVideos Isn't that from Family Guy

  • Notice the icelands at 2:31 I have studied others on what and how they react to situations that involve the risk of their lifes. First, our instinct is to fight or run. Most run, which is why the zombies succeed. People do not realize that the can hold them off. Another mistake is Relying on the government. They are in a much worse position because if the zombies fail, They are in some deep shit. So the moral is to wait until the city quiets, have an escape route beforehand, and got to Alaska.

  • Who knows.one day there can bea virus that can shut down threw brain and take control the body. The body would need to feed. There u have a zombie.

  • I LIKE TURTLES

  • they are not real what the hell.

  • I wonder why zombies dont attack each other... people with rabies and mad cow disease attack each other O~o

  • One weapon to bring...!!!LIGHTSABER!!!

  • 2:04 Zombies are already dead, so you aren't actually killing them.

  • Just buy a Coke and then you'll run 1000x faster or buy Root Beer and you will be 45000x stronger

  • I can understand if the zombie runs that the world goes to shit, but if they walk, it makes no sense how it multiplies. Not everyone is dumb

  • @PaigeChan130

    the reason y things well go to shit is becues they are a dead carcuse dead carcuses give of houndreds of deaseases and sickness that is why we burrie our dead and if your mom was bitten i dont care who u r u wont beable to kill her and then u well get bit. and they tend to travel in hordes

  • @7626darkness true thats with anybody if your mother is bitten you wouldnt be able to kill her i wouldnt be able to do it

  • i would go to the mystery box and find the perk machines XD

  • that feeling you get that a zombie is behind you while you are watching this.

  • Wonderwaffle!!!

  • lack of synced sound

  • i would live on a boat.

  • 2:21 retarded cross-eyed zombie xD

  • I much rather have a crossbow then guns

  • nigga got my machete, my tomahawk, and my .45. maybe steal a mossberg from a pig. I'm good

  • Guns are loud. If a zombie hears that it's gonna go for that sound. IF you want guns i'd use suppressors if you can find any lol. I recommend bows or cross bows, swords or a machete . Anything that DOESN'T make alot of noise.

  • depending on which kind of zombie the most it could possibly get to is where the cops patrol the streets alot and forces curfue

  • resident evil 5

  • Why are people so stupid.

  • If Something like this were to actually happen.....

    1:Be Where Nobody else is

    2:Stay out of Dark Spaces,Especially the Woods!

    3:Keep proteins bars Handy.

    4:Have multiple weapons, (Perferably a large sword like the claymore) and Guns.

    5:Forget about Fatigue and Pain,your fighting for your LIFE.

  • Tabbywilson1: yes, Honestly......I do think this would happen

  • 0:15 a zombie is a.. um not real

  • i noticed something... and that was that we should go to Antarctica (look at the spread map)

  • does anyone think this could happen????

  • TIPS ON HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK:

    #1:BUY THE GOD DAMN BOOK HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE OUT BREAK

    How you survive is up to you, but before you do ANYTHING ask yourself this, WILL I BE ABLE TO TOUGHEN UP WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH? If the answer is no the easy thing to do is put it in your mouth AND PULL THE TRIGGER.

  • @ninja8958 Your toy airsoft guns won't do shit bro.

  • is this real

  • @fidelmercedes YES GODDAMNIT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:07

    Nice lip syncing man.

  • @FashionWithAttitude Sarcasm... it's funny.

  • i need a ray gun

  • crazies...

    

  • but most importantly guys.....does anyone know what 'suck the heads' means?

  • NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!

  • STOP ARGUING ON HOW ITS GOING TO HAPPEN, IF ITS GOING TO HAPPEN, HOW ABOUT YOU ARGUE ABOUT HOW TO SURVIVE IT, DAMN.

  • In a sick Twisted way

    I Wish Zombies were real.

  • thumbs of for dead rising 2 at 0:11

  • wish i was black.. no nazi zobie dare eat me lol

  • 2:35 How to survive the zombie apocalypse: move to Antarctica

  • its kill.. die... or push your friend in the ground and run for it yelling "i owe ya one bro!" lol jk x3

  • If zombies were real, the world would freak out and have no chance. They'd destroy themselves in the process, also arguing over where it came from, and who should be blown up first. The most likely place an outbreak would start would be a concealed laboratory for testing extremely powerful bio-weaponry. Zombies happening is actually scarily possible. An outbreak of a mutated strain of Rabies can effect the mind, reverting it back to a survival of the fittest. They'd attack each other too.

  • Things to remember:

    If it moves, it's gotta die.

    If it doesn't, it will soon...

    I'm jk. :D funny tho.

  • @Wooz444 thats why theres double tap

  • soo stupid never would happen

  • My tips to survive a zombie outbreak

    1: Destroy the brain and smash they're skull

    2: Always check your survivors for bites

    3: Make sure your gun is loaded

    4: Avoid crowds of zombies. You can't kill them all without running out of ammo

    5: If you need medication get into the hospital but be careful.

    6: Don't take chainsaws makes too much noise and attract more zombies

    7: DON'T DIE

  • @00DragonBoy WRONG!

    Hospitals will be one of the worst places to go.

  • It all started with a chemical spill and got into our drinking water......

  • lmao!! on the map where they show the countries to be infected u can see antartica is clean as white...lol...i think ima go there...lol...but fuck! no food and its cold as fuck!

  • @HoustonRocket281 lol i"ll bring generators.

  • @89DarkNinjas lol

  • @89DarkNinjas bring some women 2 to warm me up lol

  • yeah but voodoo zombies wont bite you..so lol

  • thumbs up if u always wanted a near death experience becuz u think that when u die you'll seem to unlock all of the mysteries of the world?like if god is real or not

  • WHERE THE HELL IS THE MYSTERY BOX!

  • WELL DONT MAKE IT HAPPEN!! AND IF IT DOES, IM BUYING MYSELF A RAY GUN DUAL WIELD WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND BRUCE LEE...PACK A PUCHED!!!!

  • Ok. I think I need to watch something happy and funny now. Being home alone at 8:17

    and all....

  • lol deadrising2

  • If I couldn't do anything anymore, I'd become a zombie, BUT I DON'T WANNA GET BITTEN. I'd just starve myself until I die

  • WHO THE FUCK IS BRING ZOMBIES TO LIFE!FUCKING MORANS IN HAITI THEY KNOW THINGS ARE GONNA WRONG WHY MAKE THEM MORANS!

  • @GAM3RKID3 your a idiot, its a poison that atacts the brain so they are alive.

  • @GAM3RKID3 man stfu u mf keep talking!

  • I'd hide above a movie theater....... I mean who would look there, right?

  • Ok, The games I saw so far are Resident Evil 5, Dead Rising 2.

  • this isn't nazi zombies they aren't real

  • DR2? why there and Zomies were created by George A. Romero (i think) and there FAKE jackasses took him seriously

  • @veniceiceman Pretty sure he just created the style of zombie that is recognized today, I'm pretty sure tales of zombies have been around long before his time, I think he just made the idea more popular in modern society.

  • @veniceiceman he didnt create zombies he basically made them like how movies and games see them now, as infected. Not even zombies so yeah

  • the entire planet can be infected in about 2-5 days depending on how bad the virus is and if its contained maybe a week

  • Dead rising2-0:09 oh yea!

  • If a zombie outbreak ever happens u have to run like hell and the only cure to zombies is one bullet at a time but be careful cuz zombies never stop zombies does not have any nerves so they won't fell pain if u take a shovel and smack it at a zombies face they won't stop and fall to the ground they will just keep coming after you

  • The problem with zombies is that if there was an epidemic would the plague spread through airborn or just bite? I mean through hollywood standards its throught he bite but nobody has really seen what it would be like, So it could just be well and possible for the plague to be spread through insects or airborn particles etc....

  • you can't be a zobie expert without zombies to study,

  • Everyone that says this cant happen is gonna cry if it does

  • zombies arent f**king real dips**ts

  • @rockitude129 They can

  • this is so stupid..........

  • canada and alaska are safe

  • @narpup maybe not

  • where do i see the full episode!

  • man if what ik is true the longest they would last is 2-5 yrs, all youd hav to do is go somewhere really hot or cold

  • question, if zombies eat EVERYTHING, wouldn't they eat other zombies after food runs out? or maybe they'd eat each other if they found each other. OR maybe they have some sort of identification so as to tell zombie from everything else.

  • @TheAzureYoshi my zombie eats ham he likes his ham i found him last summer cant really play with him cause hes a biter but i like to toss the ocasional ophan in there u luves that.... :)

  • Thats why i joined the marine corp to kill kill kill oorAH

  • Lack of food?

    Not for the zombies :)

  • lol, zombie games FTW

  • WAT I ALSO WONDER IS THAT HOW DOES THE INFECTION GO FROM 1 COUNTRY TO ANOTHER??? DO THEY SWIM ACROSS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?­!

  • @IDie4Donutzz Zombies don't need oxygen. So if they're heavy enough to sink to the bottom, but light enough to not be compressed, they can walk on the ocean floor (thats what I heard from the survival guide when i searched it here) but they can't really climb back up the steep rocky cliffs near the ocean floor. But the zombie corpses might decay really fast in the water, so i wouldn't worry.

  • @IDie4Donutzz just like any other desiese some asshole is sick and they fly him over to another country where he bites everyone on board the plane and then it spreads (its pretty simple) but if it spreads so fast i dont think they would get near the country....

  • LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR SUM KICKASS!!!!

  • i know how to kill zombies play justin biebers baby song AS LOUD AS U CAN they will all die and scream in horror and aginiy

  • IS THIS REAL?

  • NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!

  • @BLaCkKsHeEp

    haha ilive in chicago well kill the zombie haha

  • 12 people didnt survive 1 round in nazi zombies

  • Ebola cant match this

  • @YeahItsDae

    exactly a mutated form of rabies would do this to humans if bit.

  • 1:30 SHHHHH Dont startle that bitch shes a witch XD

  • @EffectiveKill yup. If someone made a rabies and flu hybrid virus for example :o

  • rabies virus, if they modify it they could get this.

  • When that happens,im gonna be like left 4 dead

  • A "zombie" expert??? Wow...I guess something like that movie "28 Days Later" could happen. Because it's a disease that scientists engineered and put it in animals.

  • these dudes are playing WAY to much dead space

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  • love the dead rising gameplay

  • lol, that guys talking like he thinks zombies are real

  • @motlencore89 Lol, you're posting irrelevant, obvious comments.

  • @motlencore89 I would to if i got paid for it

  • @motlencore89 Because they are...look up Solanum.

  • @motlencore89 Max Brooks? That's because he's made thousands of dollars acting that way. Bestselling author and all.

  • zombies DON'T exsist!!!!! and this is FAKE as hell!!!!

  • @MsVanityQueen why are you here then? gtfo if you dont like any of this.

  • @MsVanityQueen There's lots of scientific ways it can happen.

  • @YoungMoney835

    I mean there's probably an element of truth. I suppose theoretically rabies can be hybridized with another disease, or evolve naturally to get a "zombie" outcome, or some other disease might, but the chances of such a thing occurring is a totally different element. Plus you can bet your ass the CDC would crack down before the blink of an eye. They don't like to fuck around.

  • I love how they used clips from Dead Rising.

  • this is fake spam edited watch their mouths ther misplaced on the words!

  • if u really thing thats zombies are going to take over the world think again because just think about it all the people with guns the army has and the people in the world what about area 51 the mite have guns that we never may have seen

  • i wanna watch the whole thing

    

  • audio ahead,but i dont care

  • comming from a new youker my self... 0:43  of corse it will start on the east cost

  • All I need to survive is a Shotgun and some Pain Pills

  • dude wtf is wrong with national geographic? i used to watch this show and learn. now its just fucking stupid. i already read about this zombie crap. and there can be no zombies. well there actually has but only about 3 ever. and they did not survive more than 3 days. 2 of them got this weird virus from a puff fish and was dead 8 years then woke up and walked 2 days thats it! nothing else to fucking zombies they can't do shit. now stop talking about zombie apocalypse bitches!!

  • Human race was living in "Zombieland" for several centuries. Imagine you are in Italy walking with the pilgrims in the middle of a black plague. All of them are sick, genetically rotten by generations without clean water, no proteins, vitamins, sexually transmitted decease and every horror that you can imagine in a middle of a "little ice age'' and the only information that you have comes from what the Church say. That's Zombieland.

  • They used dead rising 2 and resident evil 5! NatGeo is cooler then i thought!

  • resident evil........555555555555555555­555555555555

  • is it me or is the audio ahead?

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  • A video game on a learning channel??

  • What if you go to an island with no humans or animals and live there with your supplies, guns, etc

  • 1:30. It's a Witch. Ha ha. 

  • just find the closest mystery box and hope you get thunder gun =]

  • @frostymagicx lol! or ray gun and get afterburner

  • double tap, now the zombie wont be bothering you again.

  • Or you cant even get anymore clean water. Of course the first few days would be interesting and crazy, but once the beginning is over, it aint gonna be rush anymore. More like a hassle to be alive living in such misery. Unless you somehow escaped to a isolated island, well then it would'nt be so bad anymore. But you'd have to get to that island first and hope itd be infection free.

  • National Geographic really?! lol. Funny how some people think it'd be soo easy and fun surviving in such an apocalypse. Electricity and plumbing would'nt work anymore. Say goodbye to good food like eggs, milk etc, and say hello to only chips, soda, and protein bars where your gonna have shit load of diarrea everyday. Not to mention probably no sleep at all. Sounds easy and fun now, but i don't think you'll be laughing when youre trapped somewhere and the toilet aint working and you can't shower.

  • well if there is a zombie apocolypse im gonna die having a total badass moment killing thim XD

  • @thebeastpilot yeah right !

    you would die on the shitter or somewhere just as embarassing.

    you dont become a badass, badass become you.

  • only slow and dumb people get killed by zombies

  • LOL Dead Rising 2

  • I love how they talk about it like it's actually happening right now

  • I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO GO TO HERITAGE INSTITUTE!

  • MAKE A ZOMBIE VID NOT JUST U TALKING U SUCK F U

  • I seriously think the entire "destroy the brain or sever the head" is more of Hollywood's imprint. I prefer to think that if a zombie were a virus then damaging of the brain shouldn't be enough to stop a zombie completely, therefore that virus should continue using the damaged body or whatever intact nerves remaining and develop a new sensory organ. Making it more a zombie more "dead" and indestructible and undetered as something dead already. They should also crawl on all fours.

  • looks like alaska would take awhile to be infected lol

  • Fuk that go live in the woods find a cave get guns a suit to protect u from scratches get a ninja sword get a dog u sent any zombies and if that dosent work kill Ur self with a bomb so u won't have to get eaten and hope Ur sarry as ends up In heaven

  • flesh decays fast...might acctually be a god thing if there was an outbreak. What about rigor mortis? Dead tissue reanimating is all god and well, but without blood delivering vital oxygen how long will the tissues operate, use common sense people lol.

  • im scared now ! *sob*

  • antartica is safe

  • @blaiser31 However, due to its near total lack of natural resources unless you have tens of millions of dollars in survival equipment and immense knowledge of survival. To try to make it in Antarctica would be complete suicide unless you are very wealthy or very well connected, and even then the odds are against you. Zombies and the infection in general could potentially last decades, if you don't have everything and more it takes to rough it out in a subzero desert your as good as dead.

  • @davedavedaveannoy1 zombies can normaly survive for three years without flesh

  • @blaiser31 You've never been to a subzero climate have you? The goal should not be survival the goal should be the prevention of such an occurance so the desperatism in fleeing to Antarctica is not needed. If this happened we should make a goal of containing and destroying the infection rather then dropping the ball and running at the first chance.

  • @blaiser31 you never know,those things can adabt to the cold