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  • I would have gone to his concerts.

  • I knew it was fake when I saw the music video

  • What is the title of the first track he does, it's quite good.

  • What is this track called, it's hot!

  • I can't wait to see this mocumentary haha i hope it's as funny as spinal tap

  • My nick name is LAVO!!!! :D :D

  • Juaquin is hilarious!! If you are going to LAVO make sure to use SIENNA ENTERTAINMENT in Las Vegas to make reservations. They will have a personal VIP HOST walk you past the line and cover! They seriously work wonders! Siennaentertainment dott com

  • That second song is sick. I don't know why people are giving him so much shit. He's sick of acting, he's already made an impact. Plus he's probably dealing with alot of pain from his brother dying and this is his way of letting it out. I'll totally buy his cd to show my support.

  • @Rastegarmma I'd rather just toss a dime into the hat and spare my ears.

  • haha, as you can see, many peoploe turned back watching something else on the other side of the club :D LooOOooL but i like Joaquin anyways

  • Rubbing the microphone on the ceiling at 9:47 was a nice touch.

  • This guys crushing shit right now.. Even if it is an act he has stage presence plus a commanding voice with smooth beats.. What makes it most intriguing is that its Joaquin Phoneix....Im down with this nigga...

  • lolwut.

  • lolololololo

  • @slanguage1 good luck with all.....that. lol

  • @slanguage1 - YOU, my friend.... are a PERFECT example of a RETARD.... I was just talking to a friend of mine regarding Phoenix's "Rap" career..... telling him that there was an idiot out there that would buy into it... and LO AND BEHOLD!

  • @wolfatnight To each his own my friend. Im sure you have a type of music that I would never purchase but the difference is I would not call you an 'idiot' cause i understand peoples likes and tastes are different.

  • @slanguage1 no... but you may call me a "nigga"...... yous a racis, yo

  • im hot i kinda dig that first song hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • i will buy this album for sure!!!

    ITS AWESOME!!BEST HIP HOP 2010

  • this guy gots my respect, if hes ever in winnipeg i'll let him stay in my apartment but i'll have to charge him bed and breakfast even though he'll be sleeping on a towel and eating nothing for breakfast

  • @HarleyStcool  LOLOLOL that was funny

  • I don't think the audience is taking him very seriousely.

  • I think he's great for a loser. He's either insane and on crack or he's very blind and hard of hearing. If he's puting on a show I can't wait 'till it ends!

  • I hope all of you youtube users out there have far more better hearing than I do because I for sure as hell couldn't make out as to the what the hell he was rapping.

  • He's taking the piss. You can see several bodyguards in the audience, surely he's still acting.

  • he is terrible, got to be a method to his madness

  • I love you Joaquin!

  • is he being serious?? he was such a good actor :(

  • he should've gone into extreme metal

    alot of lols wouldve been involved

    mockumentary's gonna be sick

  • someone needs to give that man a hug...

  • What the fuck is he thinking?

  • This was obviously BS.

    He knows what he's doing ... it's not being a nigger

  • If anyone knows where i could get some mp3's of this stuff that would be fucking awesome.

  • Ive been watching this actor since he came out. He is a serious master of the art of acting. I wasnt surprised though with his mood thing. I'm sure he's been ripped apart in the industry. It's not an easy life Im sure. Remember his brother River. Loved him too. I would never discourage him from doing this either. If it releaves his stress why not. Seems like he loves it. I just want to see more of him on the big screen. Shave the beard too lol. He cleans up well.

  • I admire this guy so much. when's his album coming out?

  • i say go latin (marc anthony type stuff)

  • hes more like rock star

  • lol i think its funny. his flow is pretty generic.  can't hear the words though. i like the guy as an actor and if this isn't a hoax and makes him happy then more power to him. i doubt that it will be more than a novelty either way. who knows, maybe hes drunk and high and just fucking around.

  • He is so fucking white.

  • You look like a fuckin Disheveled Garden Gnome! AMAZING!!!!! he definitely needs an Oscar!! Whatever it is you've cooked up, its pure entertainment. Joaquin is the next Klaus Kinsky!!!

  • wtf is going on in this guys head? He's flat out lost it....

  • Totally brill.

  • Wow Joaquin is just a brilliant entertainer.

  • He was quite the cutie in Walk The Line too.

  • He will no doubt have a brilliant rap career, because like most rappers you can't understand what the hell he's saying, and the sheeple are screaming for more. I can imagine this is similar to when mongoloids have a holiday and get an extra portion of ice cream.

  • You mean he will have a brilliant rap career because:

    a) rap is not a career.

    b) rap is not hard

    c) any asshole can rap and become a millionare over night

    d) he was always famous

    e) MTV

  • LOOOOOL

  • Since any asshole can rap and become a millionaire how about yourself, being the asshole, try and produce a rap song that would make the radio. You fucking ignorant douche shut the fuck up, and maybe swallow a bullet bitch.

  • lolumad? not any asshole can rap true but to be honest rapping is not hard. as long as you have a good grasp of flow and beat and with the right PR you can easily get a song on the radio.

  • @IKKENNEDY rapping isnt about getting a song on the radio. fuck you and you juvenile concept

  • @mikeestrada1022 u lose

  • @Philter123456789 where ur million dollars.. ;)

    lol ur jealous

  • This album is gonna be awsome

  • now why was he rubbing the mic on the cieling? wtf was that?

  • it's not bad actually, but for sure mockumentary...those white boy dance moves are put on for the camera, what if he's portraying Osama b.l. as a rapper, he sure looks like the dude.

  • u know to be honest it isnt that bad he has a good voice for rap. he sounds a little like biggie. i dont think hes serious tho. if u close ur eyes and forget its a shaggy white dude u wouldnt know what rapper it is.

  • Joaquin didn't give up acting. He's an actor. Hes doing what he does best. He has all of you fooled.

  • So true, yet everyone is taking him so seriously. Can't wait for the TV series he is so obviously making.

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  • there is a camera up on stage filming him. he's probs doing a borat-shit type movie. hahahaa

  • Joaquin Phoenix i hope you make sucess

    BUT, please don't Give UP acting...

    you're brilhant

  • pancini7, I promise I won't quit acting. Thanks for your concern. By the way, I use this id on youtube.

    I hope you liked my rap performance. I will upload a HQ version soon. Also, keep an eye out for my album.. to be released soon.

  • Who the fuck do you think you are? I'M Joaquin!

  • *whistles to first song*

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  • This is good. Really good. I'ma buy this album as soon as it's on the shelf!!!

    Joaquin Phoenx = next 2pac.

    btw lol @ 1:25

  • huh???all i am hearing is "mmfff the mme d mffff"

  • I'm psyched. I can't wait for the album to come out. Not even playing.

  • He does rap as Eminem acts.

  • Sorry this is a bit old. But you said this about a Joaquin Phoenis video "He does rap as Eminem acts." Are you saying Enimem acts well? Cause I sure think so.

  • For me , Phoenix is a great actor, and Emnem is a great Rapper. But Eminem as Actor and Phoenix as Rapper are just average. But people criticize Phoenix for doing Rap, but there are a lot of Rappers trying to act. I think Phoenix is doing a loboratory, to experiment new horizons.

    His voice is Great, at least for Rock, and the movie Johnny and June has shown this, he as Cash.

  • Well to each his own. But I'm really getting the impression that this might be a hoax. If it isn't though, it's a hell of a way to start a publicity tour.

  • He could be a good Rocker.

  • he either lost his mind completely...or has started doing the strongest narcotics EVER...and i want some.

  • Im not gonna lie.....The beat is fucking sick, his flow aint bad but he looks like he's fuuuuccckkkkkeeeddd up and he's not rhyming very clearly.

    Oh well, I'm gonna buy this CD just for the fact that it's Joaquin Phoenix rapping. Seriously people don't hate, just appreciate the fact that a former Hollywood boy is doing something that nobody else has the balls to do: Reinvent himself despite mass confusion and hatred.

  • just brilliant

  • I think he is making a point about how rap pretty much sucks. OR he has had a complete mental breakdown. But why wouldnt his family commit his ass?

  • You're an idiot.

  • I'm wondering why the hell did Joaquain Phoenix give up acting for this? He's doing excellent movies, my favourite 'We own the Night'. I hope he returns to the silver screen and dreams of wasted talent, his talent is more in acting than rapping i think but he is a free man so follow your bliss Jo but make a come back and stay in the acting field forever i hope and pray. Your best fan

  • I wont argue with you there. lol You should see the crazy bitch Im divorcing..WTF was I thinking???

  • oh my god! what is this about?

    i know he can sing (walk the line) but THIS is crap.

    why is he doing this?

    i was reading something about this being a joke?

    and whats up with the beard!

    i hope he's just joking and he's not using drugs or anything :P haha

  • So what if he is? Why does it matter to you? Get a life, all of you. Jesus Christ.

  • It doent sound that bad.. Im really looking forward to listening to the studio version .. At leats his not rapping about sucking a lollypop..

  • I'm sorry, he's acting. I hope anyway.

  • It's gotta be a mokumentary, you don't just happen to go bat shit crazy and hate the movie industry and coincidentally get followed around by a crew with a camera

  • I CAN't WAIT FOR THE CD!!! yeah babY!

  • I'm lovin it, like mickey D's! Can't wait to see were this goes....lol. Love when he scrapes the mic on the celling....lol

  • ok after seeing this i belivee it is a mockumentary

  • why even think about it, he does what he does, real or not. they want you to act like you give a shit, money still rolls in, even each of my keyboard letters are worth dollars. spread the word, don't care.

  • lol i hope hes jokeing

  • This dude is out of his tits. I bet he's on a shroom trip and once he snaps out of it the first thing he'll most likely ask will be: "do I have no friends to keep me from ridiculing myself in public like this? and WTF happened to my good taste of music?"

  • Let the dude have some fun, I would do th e same thing if I got the chance.....But I would be real mothafuckin High.....THe dude is an excellent actor but yes the rap has got to go....stick with the cash

  • i think his good yo! his studio album will sound tight, he seems to be chattin about sum real shit instead of money or women.

  • BROKEBACK RAPPER...ENOUGH SAID

  • that makes no sense...he wasn't it that movie

  • HE'S GAY AND SO WAS THE RAPPIN'!

  • He has some good beats behind him but that doesnt make a good rapper...or does it? See 50 cent.. his raps are garbage but he sells cds..

  • if this is not a joke. this guy is pathetic. who in there right mind would want to rap anyway. at least do some real music

  • dude...he may be doing what he loves??.....maybe all this is a stunt or a joke??.....1 thing is for certain.....he is definitely on some drugs.........hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

  • Methinks that if this was just some guy and his name was not Joaquin Phoenix, the vid would have lasted about 45 seconds before the crowd tossed his ass.

  • Where is MC Search? Maybe he ca correct Joaqiun's broke-hop music.

  • You have to be kidding me. His rhymes are not even elementary. He is either high or having a some type of mental health issue. Hip hop hell no....... it broke hop.

  • why is some 50 year old washed up actor doing this...oh yea thats right, hes washed up. LOL

    LOoooooooooooSER!!!

  • 50? he's in his 30's...its all a joke anyway he mimicking andy kaufman

  • i was really pulling for him.........fuck.

  • BUT WHAT ABOUT ME >>>

  • This is the clearest of all these videos, and still I can't understand a single word he is saying.

  • everyones saying hes on drugs and shit, hes not, hes having a good time doing something he loves. hes an absolute icon, on and off screen.

  • Lmao.

  • The future of eugenics...2-pac crossed with Ted Kazinski (unibomer). Brilliant.

    Did he say "walk the dog, walk the dog" 2:47? Is he rapping to instructions from a yo-yo manual? It's getting hot in here...

    "Hold on"...."wait a minute" didn't work too well with the mostly white crowd at 10:32. Wait 'til he gets in front of a wanna be gangsta crowd...$ in the bank.

    Loved the Andy Kaufman hopping at the end. This dude is the shiznit...look out snoop.

  • 2:14 and 2:35...made me a huge fan of his rap career. God please let this album get released I really want to see this man in concert. If he's happy why do people care so much. He looks like he's having the time of his life.

  • HE LOOK LIKE HE GON TURN ON AMERICA.

  • He really needs help, whoevers letting him do this if its not a joke is cruel for doing so, he needs to be on medication because to me it seems as though hes definitely got a mental illness like Schizophrenia or some kind of Delusional Disorder.

    Like for example in an interview he asked the woman interviewing him what he was talking about during the interview. Memory loss is another sign of mental Illness. Or an alternative reason for him being like this would probably be drugs.

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  • it might be a good documentary but really this guy never struck me as an interesting actor. He always seemed like some dude my friends girlfriends always thought was hot or something. I always felt he was annoying and overrated. But then agian I also don't get the whole Johnny Cash thing. Was he a good singer? It's an endless cycle of questions for me.

  • It's all an act, for a documentary by Caey Affleck, so all you morons talking shit are the subject of this film. It shows yoursekves how obesessed, gullable and critical you are of celebrities. He's just an ordinary dude.

  • This guy needs help! Literally. I agree with the comment a few below me...I give him another year before he does of an overdose

  • He's got a lot of movie fans attending... This is far from great. He obviously LOST it. It's sad. Some people just have it ALL and can't appreciate anything they've accomplished. He will probably be found dead within a year. Cause of death: DRUG OVERDOSE. :( Have you guys seen the interview with David Letterman? What a disaster.

  • what is he using as a background track on song #3?

    oh joaquin....what a guy....

  • I actually thought his second song didn't sound so bad..the first one sucked...but thats all we see on all the other youtube videos..the second one sounded decent..but still, he should just act...he's one of my favorite actors....all his characters have such emotional depth..very realistic..but I'm guess he's a mess inside, so thats probably where he channels it from...poor guy..having to see his brother die at his feet...viper room is shady too..I've partied there once when I lived in LA

  • joaquin phoenix is going to save rap music. he is the man.

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  • Wow? LOL, It's Gettin' Hot in Here! Joaquin Owned that F'n Stage!!!!!

  • i dont like his flow.

  • I'm serious as cancer here homeboi's, this cat gotz tha shizzle yo! Ahmean fo real son!

    Listen to this playa spittin shitz out, he's spittin hot fire, he gotz tha bossnotes dogg!

    Dude, this guy will up on the same pedestal as Biggie and Pac, no doubt. Serious, J-Phee can roll yo.

    Word. J-Phee........ you shudda been a rapper yo whole life son! K-wality!

    Ha ha! This is sooooo bad it's genius, he is playin us like fiddles, no way is he serious! I love it tho, funny as a motherfucker.

  • Love that fuckin' beat man. Rap's pretty cool too, even tho' can't hear for shit what he's sayin'.

  • Give it up JP or your gona starve if you keep doing this :s

  • Listen Carefully.. He Sounds Like 2PAC

  • hey, youre right.. he does sound like pac...

  • TuPac has resurrected from the ashes of Phoenix's acting career.

  • someone get me the lyrics

  • this boy playin us like the man in the moon

  • Why is Joaquin Phoenix throwing away his Acting career to try and become an Emcee? Kids if you see this "Don't do Drugs cause this could happen to you"

  • the unibomber can rap  hilarious

  • Is he asking for spare change?

  • He should do a movie about vanilla ice

  • how can someone say he is only doing it for attention? I think he gets enough attention already.

  • the music is good. he's not so much...

  • i wish i knew what he was saying.

  • lol! im sorry but that was terrible and the falling...yeah..dont have much more to say..not a good sign! what happened to u joaquin!

  • Stop hatin on Joaquin! That shit sounds sick!

  • If by sick you mean like diarheah then yeah. I'm was glad when it was over.

  • This is freakin GARBAGE. I seriously feel like either it's all a joke... or something is SERIOUSLY wrong with him. Did you see him on David Letterman?! It looks like he has some mental issues... or like he's on drugs.

  • ya he's alright but somehow i think its gonna turn out to be a publicity stunt, like somethings gonna happen to him and we'll all be like "oh he was reaching out for help" ya right it's all b.s. and we're all pathetic for beleiving in this crap.. we should all go and hug our loved ones right now cause they're the ones that matter, not these melon headed attention seekers

  • what a Joke

  • anyone know what the instrumental is? its bangin

  • anyone who thinks this faget shit is even alrite, is a fuckin piece a shit faget dick sucking retard

  • Casey spends most of the time filming the drooling LA flakes who came out hoping to watch him fail. They're probably doing a doc about people's pathetic "misery loves company" sickness. It's sad...I hope he comes back to acting if this is for real.

  • I can't believe this is real.

    He left Hollywood supposedly because of the corporate nature, yet he goes into rap music, the most generic music out there today, run only for profit?

    Also, why is Casey Affleck filming him everywhere he goes? You're all gullible I believe.

  • Joaquin Phoenix is gonna be bigger than tupac! Girl fill ma!

  • he was really good..i was there..it's something i hear back home..and his brother makes up for the music you know...R.I.P R.P

  • real or not i've heard enough to know that i don't ever want to hear him rap again. he blows goats. good actor. horrible rapper. good for him though, do what makes you happy. with that said, this is garbage. to those of you defending this you sound like preschool teachers who are trying to guard a child's feelings. hopefully he gets better. practice.

  • what a douche

  • You have to admit that he has skillz. There are few out there that are busting rhymes this good now-a-days. Rap still has a big void that hasn't been filled since Pac died. Maybe this guy can fill that void.

  • The beat to this song is good...people are just mad cuz its Joaquin

  • THISGUYFUC'INRAWKS...

  • Joaquin Phoenix is the best !

  • paging andy kaufman.....

  • He is REAL, people dont you get it! you dont have to crawl and kiss peoples ass and be manipulated your whole life by fear or guilt! just be real! Thats wat hes doin! Hes performin his shit SO WHAT!?!?!

  • Excatly ! Even a great actor could perform music.

  • its a hoax

  • He ripped that track so hard man good beat!

  • man that sucks badly, i feel like slapping him in the face and split his lips open again lol.

  • fail....

  • that's terrible, im sorry

    how'd your parent's die?

  • Too bad for hollywood,he was such a good actor,maybe if enough fans request,he'll return to acting occasionally?

  • He is so sexy I'd watch him do anything.

  • And he's paid for that shit? He needs a bath, shave and rehab.

  • this dude is completely drugged out, he needs professional help immediately

  • this is definatly one of the signs of the apacolyps ... "a great country music icon shall embrase both gothic metal and rap"

  • wow

  • That wasn't bad at all. Why doesn't anyone show what happened after the fall? -- that looked like a nasty spill

  • he's good