Mumbles & No.1 China

[cardsfanok5]

frye rye and why rye...mmmm malt lickey

[foxbodystang92]

LOL

[jimmy59ca2001]

giggedy, giggedy

[dogsb4people]

i like eds videos but this one.... not as much.

[XxXmomoliciousXxX]

"delithmash food" lol



[cartier557]

lol more gas more gas delicious

[cycu66612]

she got so fake smile -.-

[Melodyofawildheart]

Is it me or di she say "Crap go stank" cause Accent is fudged up lol.

That chinese woman looked so vunerable,ed shame on you lol

[dthunder20]

she was copying wat ed was saying LMAO

[pakchan10]

lmao i would be scared of him too if i didn't know it was a prank

[deeznuts870]

Ed you could have got her to say anything lol.

[YOURmomLIKESmyD1CK]

She looked scared irl.

[90210redneck]

Cute girl

[OrangeMedal2]

@90210redneck definitely cute. you're right

[maltavmalta]

She was like I'm fucking surrounded by a madman!

[SoulSurvivorX2]

Clearly this lady wanted nothin better than to get the h*** outta there ;) m

[TheManMind951]

@DonRMB it's damn Asian Persuasion boy I tell you what

[mrdavide36]

markum  dansums

[AZAP28]

"WHI RI" or "FRI RI" ~ LMAO!!

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@AZAP28 im going to fuck you in your balls

[AZAP28]

@ericsyutubeaccount How does one actually fuck someone in the balls?

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@AZAP28 you dont even want to know, but i will tell you this, it involves a whooollllleee lotta grapefruit

[AZAP28]

@ericsyutubeaccount LOL ~ Bartle Doo!!

[peachrocker1]

she is pretty and also pretty freaked out

[tunney101]

"Malt lickey" = Olde English 800

[asiankidone]

bartledoo!!!!

huh?

you aint got no bartledoo wit da crap mo stank?!?!

[GILFHUNTER187]

Crap mah stank?

[Redant23]

funny shit

[gyger1234]

One of the best videos you have dude! Bartle do!

[thewiffenpoof]

why is this woman talking to fire marshal bill?

[joellouisfire]

She understood more words than others!

[MsMikaluv]

she has no idea what she is saying lmfao

[GhillieMan80100]

Shes so cute! I want one to sit in my living room and just talk or sit :D

[lexiisamusiclover]

lmafo why did she repeat what he was saying and did you see her face ahahahaaah

[EvilEtiquette]

i kind of felt bad for her

[blackpearlfan01]

kool

[MandarJoshi92]

wtf did i just watch

[monieluv001]

Lmaooo, her leather pants!!

[CrescentStarBunnyGal]

lolololol crap ball stank

[thejujubear]

@CrescentStarBunnyGal its crapmonstank..b a real fan and get it right

[TheRICHARDRAMIREZ]

LoL

[DonRMB]

Shes not really what I would call Hot but.. I feel strangely attracted to her : / Am I the only one?

[Rdawg499]

@DonRMB Yes

[andrewh817]

@DonRMB You're not alone, it's the fact that she's Asian.

[TheMK99K]

@DonRMB wow omg she is so ugly, I have seen more hotter Chinese  women.

[sims2kids122]

@DonRMB im a girl but yeah she is kinda pretty

[MasterxKenobi]

@DonRMB Yeah you're definitely the only one. You and 1000's of other dudes who suffer from yellow fever. She's not attractive at all!!!

[THESOLOSAD]

@DonRMB u are not the only one..

[THESOLOSAD]

@DonRMB u are not the only one..

[cloudsurfer75]

@DonRMB that is what I think about Mumbles

[n4stynat604]

and bardle doo

[COUNTRYMAN223]

i could understand mumbles better than the chinese girl. lol

[istofal]

lol she looks so scared

[maxiboi121]

Frie Rrie. egg frie rie

[inch44]

omfg I LIVE NEAR THERE EWJOERKL;NFGIO

[sammyshermies]

ITS SO FUNNY HOW SHE ACTS LIKE SHE KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT LOL "crap on stick" XD PISSED MYSELF!!

[NishPhat]

looks like beatle juice LOL

[285507]

Lol

[onyxpower]

I use to love this place but they closed down a couple months after this video ruining the reputation and little kids vandalizing the windows putting mumbles power or sum bs

[phillypimp100]

@onyxpower i would have beat his ass

[Lappith]

@onyxpower Really? That's sad.

[anonymous828282]

@onyxpower OMG that stinks!

[sheru4444]

@onyxpower is that true?

[GuiltyBlackGuy]

@sheru4444 yeah it is

[Clueless41]

She looked soo fucking uncomfortable.

[cory10996]

holy shit, press the cc button. transcribe audio and get ready to piss yourself.

[darioushebanks]

@cory10996 LOLOLLLOL



[shanesekiller]

White shit never change. So sad.

[majano2000]

Since I don't know what the fuck are you saying I am just gonna repeat everything you said. Lol

[RaysWilliamsJohnsons]

I love u man u r soooooo funny and good job just keep it up

[mattinmo]

she was funnier then you lol!

[casper123]

Hilarious as usual.

[x0volcom]

she didnt know what the fuck he was saying...

[MrJimb27774]

this video was done quite a while ago, but this is one of those videos you can watch over and over, you can go back to it months later, watch it again, and its still so f**king funny!! this is a classic. Ed you are amazing keep this up!

[dlt215]

lol cant understand him or her

[Lamat771]

LOL this is so good man keep up with theas funny vids

[rurutherussian]

she looks so confused!!!!

[S3LFmc]

keep pressing 6

[dubman519]

Crap mo stank!

[TrueDominguez]

shes probley like its bad enough i have 2 learn english but wtf is he saying

[bddblade]

Fried rye or white rye.

[boooooooomdm]

@SpaceAgeNinja Die now.

[ReconRaptor]

She acted like she was being held hostage.

[scheisskind69]

bartle doo and maltlicky

[steventhekillerfull]

0:32 batle doo

[katklub]

Come on. Asians at resturaunts like that hardly understand English, let alone mumbles. But still rediculously funny

[stupidkid629]

small lickyyyyy!!! hahahah

[delanocalifornia14]

hahahahahahahaha u got her to say bartaldo

[delanocalifornia14]

hahahahahahahaha im dieing

[ncstateofmind]

let me get that general chow

[Soccercobras1]

I'm pissed off, I own No.2 China!

[jatemconta]

give me a hug

uhsuahsuhsuhasuh



[bddblade]

Lmfao.

[SergeantCrunch]

herro my name ching chang ping pang. i sell you shrimp fo five daara. oh no look out, it godzirra!

have microsoft sam read that sentence and you will die laughing

[gutrp]

free ad for no 1 china..lol

[yu1234uuuuuuu]

No.1 fuckie fuckie suckie suckie

[1poptart36]

that was the most incredibly awkward video i have evar seen ....xDDD

[lilhavin]

Did she have on leather pants?! LMBO I swear... if you're having the worst day, all you have to do is watch Edbassmaster's videos. Your problems will go away instantly.

[jeremysart]

@lilhavin Agreed

[roythefatcat21]

shes nervous the whole time :)



[TRAVELASIA]

Nice bit of camel-toe at 1:23 LOL

[SHUR1312]

LOL

Mumbles: Crap on stick

Lady: Yes, crap on stick

[CherubicGuardian]

Markum Dansums lolz

[theitachi2]

hahahaha hilarious !

[omarion2k]

i wanna fuck her

[Hornybroham]

She looks horrified!!

[hdgamer123]

thats fucked up lol ! she can hardy speak english....

[MrShitheel]

crapmostank!

[mtccoach]

crap mo stank. yes, crap mo stank.

[REPODONE]

he fuck her you can tell

[ProvokingYoVillian]

uncomfortable much?

[karzwell]

lol she's like WTF right from the beginning

[destinystruth]

fry ry :D

[zomeraktiven]

she looks really uncomfterbel :) (how u now spell it, sry english)

[abe2ham]

i'll take an order of malt lickies and fry ry with a side of crap mostank

bartle doo

[msgigglesbaby]

heelll naawl lmfao no he didnt .. she looked so scurd.. i cant belive he made her say general chow hahahahahaha!!! "we have good foo" hahahahXD

[TheBhoyJoe]

Malt licky and General Tso's. All you need.

[SloppyFIshEye]

white ri and fri ri

[wcwify]

Then suddenly....leather pants!

[airsoftpeople101]

freakin halarious

[6drum6man6]

hhahahaha

[flipmandem87]

i think she knew he was taking the piss 

[sk8ercody2]

lol i just called no. 1 china and like you guys got crapmostank?

[drsta84]

must be in the hood if they got malt licky

[prender77]

he`s awsesome makum dansomes lol..

[heartoftheocean21]

bahahahah markum dansums? aww that woman was so sweet :)

[doorsfloyd86]

lmao cant get up



[BlackCritonella]

General Chao LOLS!

[jacobh1995]

Whi ri fri ri

[jacobh1995]

Good engrish

[crazybraeden]

so funny, a bit cruel though.

[iMCobra21]

Lol she had no clue what he was saying, but she thought he was saying somethin good so she was like "yeah" after that lol

[YAHSNUM1]

lol poor lady

[Xplode360]

@1:20 haha aww BAby!

[budy7767]

malicious food !!!!!!!!

[woodyfly]

Crap mo stank

LOL

[n3rdycow]

I dansums already

[tuPHwUn]

leather pants

[B4YB3HM3SH]

she just went along with everything you said :L

[pomegranetsrcool]

WHITE RIE!

[vidaminfeeder2]

you are actin dum

[rock962000]

He banged her later on that day.

[twista200317]

@rock962000 Japanese are so easy to bang when you see one

[riskoish]

malt lickie lol :D:D:D:D

[iluvdemyx999]

She was freaked out LOL

[LadyRoxC]

I thought he said cracc butt stank lol

[DJFourTwoZero]

@LadyRoxC he did lol

[LadyRoxC]

@DJFourTwoZero Oh okay lol, I was noticing folks right *Mo* I'm thinking like naw that sound like cracc butt stank lol, this guy is brutally hilarious.

[DJFourTwoZero]

@LadyRoxC lol yea, Ed Bassmaster is my favorite person on youtube =)

[mireaux7]

did she love mumbles long time in back room?

[Starbuckin]

ROFL!!!

[BIGSABMUSIC]

delishshis! lol!

[walaowow]

she so scared bro damn

[Thehmongboylee]

made in china

[yeilyn32]

She's scared out of her mind XDD

awwww...she's so shyy

[trisky1234]

She knows somethings wrong, she just doesn't quite know what, by the look on her face :)

[tooshort420]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.thi­s was the easiest bartldoo and malt licky hes ever got out of anybody and she couldn't help but repeat what he said because she barley knew what she was saying

[1026SONNY]

She looks so scared

hahahah

[bringmethejamie]

haha she repeats what he says xD hahaha

[AMVRebirth]

she's weird

[Juniversal]

She looked like she felt suuuuper ackward lol. But she was cute repeating everything he said lol...

[rosasshortest]

lololololol ure a G!!!!!!!!!!!

[meeputube]

Damn, you got to touch her tities =0

[chobitsichigo]

lmfao crap mo stank maltlicky