One could wonder how the fuck you could fall on your own meat cleaver. Ok, hes fat, or a more fitting desciption would be extremly grossly obese. But still, how can you fall in a room where you can barly lie down in??? Just wondering.
Sweet lord how much I hated this bastard, I easily had 15 runs thru this fucked world just to be torn into bleeding shreds. It still makes me damn uncomfortable to hear this tune of death. Donna what I was doing wrong all the time .....
One of my favorite bosses, and the song is pretty cool too. The intro is unforgettable too because you can just picture him waddling towards you with that huge Meat Cleaver.
What I wanna know is, how stupid is the Adjudicator to accidentally stab himself with one of his own cleavers and break it off in his abdomen? Lol, I picture him in the kitchen cutting vegetables and suddenly, "Oops, fuck!"
@Jimaera I think there is a back story to every one of the major demons in the game.... I think the Adjudicator was a priest of some sort before all the incidents of DS took place and when he felt himself being corrupted and turning into a demon he tried to kill himself by stabbing himself in the gut..... Obviously didn't work and he turned into the adjudicator anyway
@Kaous10 The Adjudicator is my favorite Demon in this game, I'd be all for hearing more background information on him. I'm thinking the blade was from someone who tried to kill this mighty creature, blade broke in the process. Course also seems Adjudicator had a more noble physique, till he got fat devouring so many people.
Anycase, that'd be pretty cool if that was the lore.
@Kaous10 The adjudicator is a "judge" of the dead in the religion of the shadow men, the golden crow judging them worth or not, and the body eating them if they weren't. Bosses in the Shine of Storms are basically the beliefs of the shadow men made real.
Easy boss once you know the pattern. All you need to do or have is either have bow or magic arrows and run around him shooting the big 'hit me' bird and he will go down less than 5 minutes depending on how strong you are.
Well sure, you could do it that way. But the FUN way is to get up close and personal with him. Hack away at the part in his stomach that has a big metal chunk in it. You'll know it's working if you don't bounce off and some blood spews out. He'll fall over eventually and the bird starts freaking out and squawking. You should only need to do this 3-4 times on your first play through.
@EpsilonX I also did that the first time but it´s actually just as easy if you do it from the lower level of the room. His cleave swing is too easy to dodge and gives you a lot of time to slash his wound and make him fall.
@Morphogenesis13 According to the in-game description of the Adjudicator's shield, this "golden crow" is the Adjudicator's master, and the one who technically judges the souls of the Shrine's heroes.
It always stuns me again, how freakn awesome the Soundtrack is. Towerknights Theme is mocking me, Flamelurkers Theme could have said "Well, now youre gonna get raped" as well, and this one reminds me of the Music playing on a Medieval Feast.
@xxxZecronxxx it as mocking you? I tought it was funny, to me it sounded like bum ba ba bum bum, and i imagine the fat guy singing and all the archers doing the chours gayly. i could never take him or the PENNETRAAATOR seriously
@KYgelly It's not a blunt weapon. It's a cutting weapon that is considered a big axe, and it has it's logic, since a meat cleaver is a kitchen axe practically.
The meat cleaver is considered a big axe with cutting damage, it's not a blunt weapon. And it's logical, since a meat cleaver is practically a kitchen axe.
@Wintrip123321 u had more trouble against phalanx, fool's idol, vanguard and leechmonger than against this guy?? i mean Adjudicator isnt 1 of the hardest by no means, but easiest? naaaa
@Bonaboms well, as long as you drop down and stay behind him the whole fight, he'll never hit you. Fool's idol and phalanx present SOME threat at least
i swear if i ever meet that patches the hyena again my sword is going straight into his back, twice now hes either kicked me into a pit with a black phantom in it or left me to fight a really hard enemy hes such a dick
@TalonMercenary Not a good idea. There's no doubt he's a filthy rat bastard, but he's the only merchant who sells Archstone shards. If he dies, you have to go 3/4 of the way through the Valley of Defilement and fight all those plague rats, without the guarantee that any of them will even drop one.
@toonlinkninja yeah i was just looking through his item list, he sells some of the best stuff in the game so ill guess ill reconsider lol. Still hate his guts though
the game isnt hard if u grind a wee bit and prepare before each boss's aslong as u focus throughout the whole thing should be fine, even if u mess up umpteen times in a fight u should still be okay, only boss that gave me trouble was man eater, i constantly got thrown off the edge's lol :<
Maneater DEFINITELY the worst. I was a level 85 before i could finally kill him. I did not have trouble surviving, it's just they kept pushing me off the ledge which was astronomically frustrating. Finally toppled them today and the old monk was a breeze after that hahaha.
@Hardcoresnake247 i dont get the fuss about him the only annoying attack is the charge one but there fckin easy atleast in NG i think NG+ not so much cos i never got farther then phalanx and adjudicator in NG+ u can also kill the first with a bow infront of fog door but i never do that
I read that when he was turning into a demon, he attempted to commit suicide to stop himself from turning, but it didn't kill him since before he was a demon, he was originally one of the tomb's protectors.
im guessing ejeckulator was a cheif lol im guessing phlanx is a giant slug im guessing old hero turned to the dark side im guessing storm kign is a mutated ginant flying fish im guessing flame luker is a over grown tourch im guessing man eaters r twins im guessing fools idol is a ex-prossy im guessing old monk was a monk im guessing false king is a king gone wrong im gussing tower knight is a massive knight im guessing penny is a evil knight im guessing lechy is a ginal lech
@GarlandFraser The Old Monk, actually, was a (apparently not so devout) monk who was jealous of his queen's magical powers, and this envy reached its peak just as the colorless fog swept into Latria. Believing that this envy could be twisted to its own ends, the Old One presented this monk with robes inlaid with demonic magic, granting him great power. With it, the monk seized the throne for himself. The Old One basically ran the show thereafter, until the monk dies and has his soul consumed.
im guesing dirty collosus is a ex-collosus brwaler tht had no baths
im guessing mainden is a really cute girl who feel deeply in love with garl and garl in love with her and desided to live in a pile of corpes as there hooney moon
Garl and Astraea we're a holy warrior and a priest who discovered that God and the Old One were the same thing. So they figured using the demonic powers of the Old One were no different than using the miracles of God, and thus used their demonic powers to relieve the pain of the damned living in the swamp.
The hero is forced to kill them so that the Old One can be stopped. It's unfortunate, but it was a "good of the many vs good of the few" type situation.
to be honest, most bosses in this game are easy, maybe the flamelurker and the maneater are hard, but there are still some odd game mechanics you can use for your advantage.
yeah lol I never bothered to fight Flamelurker face up, I just trick him into running into the bones constantly and shooting him in his face over and over till he dies lol.............cheap but effective.
Mama! :D
OverlordSpectre 15 hours ago
One could wonder how the fuck you could fall on your own meat cleaver. Ok, hes fat, or a more fitting desciption would be extremly grossly obese. But still, how can you fall in a room where you can barly lie down in??? Just wondering.
DaFreakJoey 2 days ago
beated him on first run,then helped my friend,this guys is slow as hell,all you need is ge behind him in every move
marlonful 1 month ago
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marlonful 1 month ago
Sweet lord how much I hated this bastard, I easily had 15 runs thru this fucked world just to be torn into bleeding shreds. It still makes me damn uncomfortable to hear this tune of death. Donna what I was doing wrong all the time .....
grainyday 2 months ago
One of my favorite bosses, and the song is pretty cool too. The intro is unforgettable too because you can just picture him waddling towards you with that huge Meat Cleaver.
Venezulwax 2 months ago
almost felt bad as I crushed it under my Dozer Axe
Numberfifty8 3 months ago
This song just isn't complete without the bird chirping...
Hidan237 4 months ago 8
@Hidan237 It really isn't :(
AmphibiousGamers 3 months ago
creepiest music in the game...
booboowilson10101 4 months ago
What nice gluttonous music for such an easy boss :(
ThePSNGuy 5 months ago
i raped this guy with a lava bow while standing on the staircase
BlackGhost002 6 months ago
1 person got licked to death
undertaker49999 6 months ago
Attack the broken hatchet in his side until he falls over and attack the golden crow on his head.
undertaker49999 6 months ago
this theme's sol relentless I love it.
GarlandFraser 7 months ago
This piece goes really well with the boss, and it makes for a somewhat creepy experience. It's a really fat butcher type thing covered in blood.
EpsilonX 7 months ago
@Namanewva did not know that, I used my arrows to kill him xD
mymuffinnotyours 8 months ago
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NEVER TASTE THE MEAT CLEAVER'S BLADE IN NG+++++++!!!!! :S
StormrulerJASB 8 months ago
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StormrulerJASB 8 months ago
What I wanna know is, how stupid is the Adjudicator to accidentally stab himself with one of his own cleavers and break it off in his abdomen? Lol, I picture him in the kitchen cutting vegetables and suddenly, "Oops, fuck!"
Jimaera 8 months ago 5
@Jimaera LOL
bluhurrican 8 months ago
@Jimaera I think there is a back story to every one of the major demons in the game.... I think the Adjudicator was a priest of some sort before all the incidents of DS took place and when he felt himself being corrupted and turning into a demon he tried to kill himself by stabbing himself in the gut..... Obviously didn't work and he turned into the adjudicator anyway
Kaous10 7 months ago 2
@Kaous10 The Adjudicator is my favorite Demon in this game, I'd be all for hearing more background information on him. I'm thinking the blade was from someone who tried to kill this mighty creature, blade broke in the process. Course also seems Adjudicator had a more noble physique, till he got fat devouring so many people.
Anycase, that'd be pretty cool if that was the lore.
austemousprime 7 months ago
@Kaous10 The adjudicator is a "judge" of the dead in the religion of the shadow men, the golden crow judging them worth or not, and the body eating them if they weren't. Bosses in the Shine of Storms are basically the beliefs of the shadow men made real.
BladesOfZimagog 6 months ago 12
Easy boss once you know the pattern. All you need to do or have is either have bow or magic arrows and run around him shooting the big 'hit me' bird and he will go down less than 5 minutes depending on how strong you are.
MrIronWar 9 months ago
@MrIronWar
Well sure, you could do it that way. But the FUN way is to get up close and personal with him. Hack away at the part in his stomach that has a big metal chunk in it. You'll know it's working if you don't bounce off and some blood spews out. He'll fall over eventually and the bird starts freaking out and squawking. You should only need to do this 3-4 times on your first play through.
Namanewva 9 months ago
@MrIronWar what i did was, i stood up top and shot magic at him, then rolled back to the fog gate when he was about to shoot his tongue out.
EpsilonX 7 months ago
@EpsilonX I also did that the first time but it´s actually just as easy if you do it from the lower level of the room. His cleave swing is too easy to dodge and gives you a lot of time to slash his wound and make him fall.
DocJoze 7 months ago
easy ass boss. magic'd his head till he died.
turgore 9 months ago
he killed me in 1 swipe of his tongue on NG+ lol :(
TalonMercenary 10 months ago
why is there a bird on its head.. i dont get it
Morphogenesis13 1 year ago
@Morphogenesis13 According to the in-game description of the Adjudicator's shield, this "golden crow" is the Adjudicator's master, and the one who technically judges the souls of the Shrine's heroes.
Morpheel4ever 1 year ago
i cant listen to this without hearing the little squeaky noises he makes lol
xLyrickzHD 1 year ago 3
@xLyrickzHD EEEH HEE HEE!
KawzKaos 1 year ago
The only thing hard about this boss is deciding whats harder between it and the old monk.
supersniperdevil 1 year ago
It always stuns me again, how freakn awesome the Soundtrack is. Towerknights Theme is mocking me, Flamelurkers Theme could have said "Well, now youre gonna get raped" as well, and this one reminds me of the Music playing on a Medieval Feast.
xxxZecronxxx 1 year ago
@xxxZecronxxx it as mocking you? I tought it was funny, to me it sounded like bum ba ba bum bum, and i imagine the fat guy singing and all the archers doing the chours gayly. i could never take him or the PENNETRAAATOR seriously
zectorzero1 1 year ago
The crow on Ajundicator's head made an account and disliked this video.
DirtyColossus7 1 year ago
@DirtyColossus7 why would it dislike it's own theme music?
iamerror2 1 year ago
@iamerror2 BECAUSE YOU KILLED IT!!
DirtyColossus7 1 year ago
@DirtyColossus7 ALRIGHT SORRY D:
iamerror2 1 year ago
@iamerror2
The bird forgives you.
DirtyColossus7 1 year ago
While this boss was easier, I can't focus on this epic music because I'm to busy trying to not get raped by the boss.
ThePlatapus 1 year ago
Who else finds it funny that the cleaver is a blunt weapon...
KYgelly 1 year ago 2
@KYgelly It's not a blunt weapon. It's a cutting weapon that is considered a big axe, and it has it's logic, since a meat cleaver is a kitchen axe practically.
OrseinElPresi 1 year ago
The meat cleaver is considered a big axe with cutting damage, it's not a blunt weapon. And it's logical, since a meat cleaver is practically a kitchen axe.
OrseinElPresi 1 year ago
Easiest boss in the game.
Wintrip123321 1 year ago 4
@Wintrip123321 u had more trouble against phalanx, fool's idol, vanguard and leechmonger than against this guy?? i mean Adjudicator isnt 1 of the hardest by no means, but easiest? naaaa
Bonaboms 1 year ago
@Bonaboms well, as long as you drop down and stay behind him the whole fight, he'll never hit you. Fool's idol and phalanx present SOME threat at least
matthewthepirate44 1 year ago
what a BIRD BRAIN this boss is
TalonMercenary 1 year ago 42
"ejeckulator"? dude you need to brush up on your spelling or people are gonna think you mean something else hahaha *wink*
TalonMercenary 1 year ago
@TalonMercenary lol or penetrator and white sticky stuff
FF4l1e 1 year ago
i swear if i ever meet that patches the hyena again my sword is going straight into his back, twice now hes either kicked me into a pit with a black phantom in it or left me to fight a really hard enemy hes such a dick
TalonMercenary 1 year ago
@TalonMercenary Not a good idea. There's no doubt he's a filthy rat bastard, but he's the only merchant who sells Archstone shards. If he dies, you have to go 3/4 of the way through the Valley of Defilement and fight all those plague rats, without the guarantee that any of them will even drop one.
toonlinkninja 1 year ago
@toonlinkninja yeah i was just looking through his item list, he sells some of the best stuff in the game so ill guess ill reconsider lol. Still hate his guts though
TalonMercenary 1 year ago
@toonlinkninja use the one at begining drop down that plank and drop the plank and ur at the room in like a minute or 2
FF4l1e 1 year ago
@toonlinkninja
You know, you COULD just get Evacuate. It costs the same as four archstone shards, and I bet you'd use far more than that in one run.
ThatguycalledJoe 1 year ago
is it just me or everytime i hear this song i remember
"mama....." [sword to the face]
***You are dead***
eduardo141414 1 year ago
Aim for the glowing weak point for massive damage!
TetsuNideji 1 year ago
I thought this music sounded familiar... Somehow it reminds me of old, OLD Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts.
kryl88 1 year ago
This boss was like Banjo and Kazooie from hell!
GarlandFraser 2 years ago 57
OMG, dude marry me
ROFL, xD
Jecht111 2 years ago
xD
I know right? The music even sounds banjo and Kazooie-ish.
*squawk!*
GarlandFraser 2 years ago
Creepy as hell!
First time he whooped my ass and i didn't even saw it coming.
Bakuryu1979 2 years ago
the game isnt hard if u grind a wee bit and prepare before each boss's aslong as u focus throughout the whole thing should be fine, even if u mess up umpteen times in a fight u should still be okay, only boss that gave me trouble was man eater, i constantly got thrown off the edge's lol :<
ToastyMcMuff 2 years ago 2
He's probably the worst boss fight in the entire game.
scraps992 2 years ago
@scraps992
Just stand on the second level and spam Soul Ray or Flame Toss. If you roll with good timing, you should be able to win without taking any damage.
TheMarioBros 2 years ago
Sorry, I guess I wasn't being clear enough. I meant the Maneater was the worst boss fight in the entire game. I love the Adjudicator boss fight.
scraps992 2 years ago
@scraps992
Maneater DEFINITELY the worst. I was a level 85 before i could finally kill him. I did not have trouble surviving, it's just they kept pushing me off the ledge which was astronomically frustrating. Finally toppled them today and the old monk was a breeze after that hahaha.
Hardcoresnake247 1 year ago
@Hardcoresnake247 i dont get the fuss about him the only annoying attack is the charge one but there fckin easy atleast in NG i think NG+ not so much cos i never got farther then phalanx and adjudicator in NG+ u can also kill the first with a bow infront of fog door but i never do that
FF4l1e 1 year ago
Nevertheless, for many Players are the bosses too hard.
Only the Flamelurker was for me (Knight) a difficult enemy, but after a few magics.......
I just fought the Fools Idol....OMG
KaneKeaton 2 years ago
freaky just like the boss. too bad it was kinda easy to kill if you know how
PsychoticGuard 2 years ago
yeah lol I just locked on to his face and kept rolling around and shooting him in the head lol.
Kaous10 2 years ago
You can almost hear it squeaking.. or honking, whatever you wanna call it.
MasterSho02 2 years ago
He is supposed to be a clown...a creepy one with 2 giant Butcher Knifes and a tongue that...cuts through shield and armor...
DocJoze 2 years ago
i wonder how he got stabbed with his own knife
usernameXaygon 2 years ago 3
I read that when he was turning into a demon, he attempted to commit suicide to stop himself from turning, but it didn't kill him since before he was a demon, he was originally one of the tomb's protectors.
Grimno 2 years ago
ah thanks ^^
usernameXaygon 2 years ago
Where did you read that? I would love to know the stories behind the other bosses.
pochankitty 2 years ago
ScytheAzure 2 years ago
Wrong. In truth:
Adjucator was a pagan myth creature whom judged souls.
Old Hero was also an exemplified individual whose myths brought him back to life.
Storm King was another disembodied pagan deity, when the colorless fog came in, the demon took the form of the god.
Fool's idol was a 'golden calf' used to manipulate people.
Maneaters were 'Chimera's" ( personal demon's made by the king of the tower of Latria)
The Old Monk was the former king of the tower who became golumn with the gold robe.
GarlandFraser 2 years ago
@GarlandFraser The Old Monk, actually, was a (apparently not so devout) monk who was jealous of his queen's magical powers, and this envy reached its peak just as the colorless fog swept into Latria. Believing that this envy could be twisted to its own ends, the Old One presented this monk with robes inlaid with demonic magic, granting him great power. With it, the monk seized the throne for himself. The Old One basically ran the show thereafter, until the monk dies and has his soul consumed.
toonlinkninja 1 year ago
@toonlinkninja Yeah, it's essentially the "Isildur's Bane" archetype. The golden robe, being the one ring.
GarlandFraser 1 year ago
Phalanx is the twisted bodies of Long bow Oolan and his dead soldiers
Tower Knight was another twisted version of one of bolataria's legendary knights
same with the penetrator.
False King was a dmon made b wannabe allant in his image.
Maiden Astraea went wit Garl Vinland to cleanse the lan of impurities and were forced to seek the aid of demons to do the job.
The rest are pretty much random giant monsters.
GarlandFraser 2 years ago
ahh nice, nice back grounds i guess ^_^
ty for info :P
add me if ya want Setsuna_16
im on demons souls now ^_^
i lost my prlife had to start again, im lvl 60+ got keel smasher & demon brand hehe ^_^
ScytheAzure 2 years ago
@ScytheAzure WRONG, it's this fat yellow thing with a bloody sword, with a bird controlling it...
zaraguth 1 year ago
im guesing dirty collosus is a ex-collosus brwaler tht had no baths
im guessing mainden is a really cute girl who feel deeply in love with garl and garl in love with her and desided to live in a pile of corpes as there hooney moon
am i close?
ScytheAzure 2 years ago
@ScytheAzure wat
Klagmar 2 years ago 5
Garl and Astraea we're a holy warrior and a priest who discovered that God and the Old One were the same thing. So they figured using the demonic powers of the Old One were no different than using the miracles of God, and thus used their demonic powers to relieve the pain of the damned living in the swamp.
The hero is forced to kill them so that the Old One can be stopped. It's unfortunate, but it was a "good of the many vs good of the few" type situation.
MasteroninXIII 1 year ago
Yep. Hideous.
EvilDevo 2 years ago
Easiest boss in the game. Had harder time with skeletons.
xiahouduin 2 years ago
hes only strong when he hits you, the fact hes using one of the most powerful weapons of the game against you, the meat cleaver
everythingbutanime 2 years ago
Not to mention you if you hit him in any other place but the knife gash, You'll bounce off his fat.
JackSkeleton1337 2 years ago
large sword of searching is strong, and the fact old hero wields it means its a fking gd sword
i perfer it thn meat cleaver
jsut a question how the fk did ejack get a wepon stuck in its gut?
ScytheAzure 2 years ago
to be honest, most bosses in this game are easy, maybe the flamelurker and the maneater are hard, but there are still some odd game mechanics you can use for your advantage.
ragnarfuck 2 years ago
yeah lol I never bothered to fight Flamelurker face up, I just trick him into running into the bones constantly and shooting him in his face over and over till he dies lol.............cheap but effective.
Kaous10 2 years ago
This theme is truly scary to me.
quickthunda 2 years ago
hahahaha fat and funny to kill, bugger almost ate me :L
ScytheAzure 2 years ago