Behind The Brown Door

[marqueglisson]

Clean your house

[marquisdejolie]

It's not my house.

[dmacrulz09]

The strange noises are you in the kitchen.

I bet you that the brown door was white before you writ the song LOL.

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[oldbag699]

this is not a good enviroment to raise annie -

[marquisdejolie]

It's not. Very unhealthy. Poor dog.

[oldbag699]

right the 1st time its monsters - quick hide under the bed

[marquisdejolie]

I've got weapons under there :)

[phekwig]

I can't decide... It must be both. Being in that environment can't be good for you... I would have been long gone. In fact I am! My mother and sister get along most of the time but I'm still 3000 miles away :)

[marquisdejolie]

@phekwig My V.A. doctors want me to move. They feel a homeless shelter in Shreveport would be a better environment for me.

[fehquig]

I concur.

[twister7boy]

james ive been wondering why the heck dont they just leave each other alone. or move away from each other. i knows it family and all but still. its none stop fighting almost. like a bad marriage. they dont have to stop talking to each other but come on. give them a computer and show them how to use it good. let them set up their own online company and talk to friends and stuff. just no more fighting please. peace. gregg

[marquisdejolie]

Wish it were all that easy!!

[ZMoulton]

Gotta love milk crates.

[marquisdejolie]

I do!!!

[theGHETTOMAN1]

Hey Marquis..Ya wanna know whats scarier? they coulda been under your bed!! <: o lmao ....or ARE they? hehe ; D

[marquisdejolie]

Nah, I have trip wires and motion sensors and triple locks on the doors and the windows are nailed shut, painted black and blocked with heavy furniture. I'm sealed in tighter than that guy in the last scenes of Night of The Living Dead.

[TheBlueFlamingo]

Do they ever sleep?

[marquisdejolie]

Mostly mornings, sometimes afternoons. Occassionally 40 hours straight, then up for 3 days.

[sheri226]

Hey, I shared a few of your videos with a few friends and kin-folk of my own (I think kin-folk only exist in the south, lol) anyway my cousin is requesting a "When I was in the Big House" T-shirt! The funny part is.. she's a graphic designer.. what do ya think?

[marquisdejolie]

If she wants to make one from any frame in that video, tell her go ahead. And I want one XXXL.

[sheri226]

I will put you two in touch.. Not sure what design she or you would want.. I'll let the artists get together on that one! Could you imagine Beth seeing you for the first time with a picture of her on your shirt, omg, I would pee my pants for sure!

[marquisdejolie]

Beth's got a mean right hook, but I think I can take her.

[sheri226]

You better hope so.. My little ass will be safe and sound in Galveston.. You're on your own!

I honestly think if you put some t-shirts on your site.. for sale.. people would buy them. I would.. I want "aaabbsooooluuuutely Crazy" for myself!! 'll have her contact you the next time I talk to her!

[katalina2007]

You are SMART to stay BEHIND your brown door!

[marquisdejolie]

@katalina2007 I know. My mother's creature is on the other side of that door.

[Poetivity]

it's monsters....or at least one of them.

[marquisdejolie]

Another vote for monsters. Thank you, P.

:)

[Beachmama57]

Kinfolk can actually be MORE frightening than monsters. I'll take monsters anyday.

[marquisdejolie]

Me too!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

@Beachmama57 Bring on the monsters!

[giaco44094]

Scarey...your reality is surreal

[marquisdejolie]

Surrealer than I'd like!

[kidblood1]

Tell Beth to shut up

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! That just makes her louder!

[Brennna]

No YOU shut up!

I love the art on the door. ;)

[marquisdejolie]

Cool eh? It's got that "disturbed mind of a serial killer" look to it, doesn't it!? Beth did that.

[Neferkit]

In this case,and I'm speaking from experience here, I'd have to say that the monsters and the kinfolk are one and the same entities. Yikes!

[marquisdejolie]

Yikes!!

:D

[chevkoch]

At least you're on the right side of the door.

[marquisdejolie]

I am!

:D

[chevkoch]

Dig a secret tunnel to the next 7-Eleven, so you can get groceries. Or at least more milk crates.

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! Can never have enough milk crates!!

[2MuChDeAn]

what was it really?

[marquisdejolie]

Monsters.

[sstteevveesstteeiinn]

It's an interesting door, My bedroom door has a hole in it that looks like a baseball bat hit it sometime before we moved in and the door jam is broken like someone tried to break it down either to get out or to get in. I should fix it, hey, if you fix your door and paint it green your next film can be called "behind the green door." It has a neat ring to it.

[marquisdejolie]

Headed to the paint store now.

[hellavadeal]

Must be hard to get any sleep with monsters like that . You might need some garlic incase the locks don't work.

[marquisdejolie]

I have trip wires and weapons scattered around my room.

[3101010]

keep the door locked.

[marquisdejolie]

Triple locked.

[MadBadVoodo]

Do they kiss your ass James?? LOL!!

[marquisdejolie]

I sleep behind a triple-locked door inside a darkened bunk bed with motion sensor lighting, trip wires and a hammer in my hand. No, I don't get my ass kissed and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let two old crazy slope-mouthed drunken drugees kick it, either.

[MadBadVoodo]

LOL!!!!!

[hallbe]

I threw up in my mouth a little,,,

[marquisdejolie]

I used to also until the V.A. gave me omeprazole and mylanta.

[052970]

I'm scared! Don't open the door.......please.

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! I won't!

[MadBadVoodo]

LMAO!