@davlor86 really?, i heard white tourists get robbed by police there....but i went once to Baja and the people were all freindly and cool! good place.
@mrtundra45 lol people in third world countries usually think any white tourist is rich or has money, so that's why they're usually treated very well but yeah also at the same time they're in risk or being robbed or raped in the case of women, no kidding.
FUK SPAIN!!!! THERE ALL A BUNCH OF LYIRS WHO LOVE TO STEAL FROM OTHER PPLE!!!! AN SPREAD DESIESES !!! PINCHES COCHINOS FEOSS!!!.....AJAJJA LOL I LOVE SCOTLAND I WENT ONCE AJJA AN ITS JUS LIKE MEXICO AJAJ MEXICANS AR THE BROWN SCOTTISH AJAJ
@etano1 And the anglo race is the picture of perfection aren't they? Excuse me, who are you to be talking of ignorant people? You racist pig, you aren't worth my time at all. Leave off what you can't change and go suck a dick you nazi. I'm proud to be Spanish so fuck you you ignorant anglo cocklicker, nothing you say will ever change anything
Every day (average), 12 Americans are murdered by an illegal alien. Another 13 Americans are killed by uninsured drunk illegal aliens, and Eight American Children are victims of a sex crime committed by an illegal alien each day! Local cops, acting in error, sometimes "forget" to annotate nationality on reports. The numbers may be worse.
Source: Biting the Hand That Feeds You, Representative Steve King, 5th Congressional District of Iowa
@cwp91206 Stick your country up your ass you imperialistic racist piece of shit, you gringos invade other countries illegally such as Iraq or Afghanistan and you assholes are first world slaves that think their shit doesn't stink and a debt to match your egos
This guy's talking his ASS off up there, and I can't even understand A WORD he's saying!
It's like... I ate a jar of expired food, and... a few minutes later... out spewed this guy's monologue, out the OTHER END...my bowels turned into a juicing machine on the International Express Lane...
This is what it must be like to hear a comedian tell yokes in a language foreign to your own...
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Texas rebelled against the corrupt and tyrannical Mexican government just as the Founding Fathers rebelled against Britain. The Texan rebellion was one of many rebellions and revolutions in Mexican history. Anybody with a brain would choose America over Mexico.
Then Mexico tried to renege on Texas independence, provoked war on the pretext of a border disagreement including attacking American troops. That was a serious act of war on Mexico's part. It's on them.
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Er, spain never stole anything from the indians, I mean they never burned down their villages and killed them to get their land, hell you can ask any of them (if they're an left alive) and no it didn't begin in 1821, they started dying since 1776.
So the Indians gave the land to Spain? Guffaw! If we hadn't conquered the Indians someone else would have, or they would have conquered us eventually. I'm glad my ancestors were better warriors and conquerors. It's good being king of the hill.
There are people that say that the romans were way worse thatn the americans, I say ask the native indians, vietnamese, Bosnians and those Irakis that are still dying today
Ask the victims of Germany, Japanese, and Soviet tyranny. Ask the the people we keep safe from Al-Qaeda and terrorism. Ask the other nations of Indochina for protecting them from Vietnamese, Chinese, and Japanese subjugation.
It has provided the world with the greatest era of stability, economic growth and expansion of human rights. The Pax Americana makes it possible for people like you to sit on your asses and whine while we do the dirty work of making and keeping the world a better place.
"America the shining city on the hill," Ronald Reagan
"America, mankind's last best hope," Abraham Lincoln
Exactly my point, thanks for the comparison, they all were and will be tyrants so don't try to justify it. As far as Pax Americana, it's just a modern name to deceive people. All the world powers before had the same objective, so don't be confused.
@spunkternal We did? Can you name a single battle that the NVA won? Here's an easy one, can you think of a single US city that they bombed to the ground? We didn't lose, we ran away because we were 50% hippies at the time. When half your people are running around smoking dope, eating rotted cheeses and just acting French, you'd be lucky to win a circle jerk, let alone a war.
the only reason why i respect the irish is because,they fought for the weaker Mexico{had bad guns} during the MEX/US war,,there is even a day where they are celebrated in MEX,,not only that but i got cousins that are stright irish looking,with red hair,,freckels,red eyebrows,,even their eyelashes are red,,these soldiers where HONOR,,not the USA kind of honor,cuz to AMERICANS Honor is to go to IRAQ and kill everyone from far away,,while ppl cheer them on from there couch watching them trough TV.
yhea i should have included the other people that fought for Mex,,,,Primarily made up of Irish and German immigrants, the battalion also included Canadians, English, French, Italians, Poles, Scots, Spaniards, native Mexicans and Swiss, mainly Roman Catholics...even some Americans
sorry about that,,,,i thought that irish and scottish where the same thing,,,but after some reasearch,,,i know now the differences,,,the red hair... : ),lol,,but yhea thanks for pointing that out
@cwp91206 Not all illegal aliens agree with that, even their supporters dont seem to agree with that as not much action has taken place. It would be wise as to keep your mouth shut. I dont think a stand up comedy youtube video is the best place to argue over national issues.
@cwp91206 I dont want to read lies made up by racists about my race. Im not interested thank you I presently have better things to do. Im sure you have an excellent playlist though.
@RaspaChango An eye-opening and very disturbing report which stands as a stark reality check against the "family values don't stop at the border" bullshit which features widespread Latino incest and absentee fathers who very often are dropouts, criminals, gang members, drug addicts and prison inmates.
h t t p : / / w w w . city-journal . org / html / 16_4_hispanic_family_values . html
@cwp91206 Your welcome. I respect my own race and I dont insult others so please excuse me for not agreeing with you but i dont. I wont do something i dont want to do.
@cwp91206 No, I told you I'm not interested. You're just an idiot who likes to point fingers at other races. Really, there are other things wrong with other races, not just the Hispanic race. I refuse to listen to idiocy, so i wont. Can't you come of it?
@RaspaChango I'm a patriot who exposes the hate and racism of the Tan Klan and the invasion of America by illegal aliens. You like to dish it out, but you can't take it.
@cwp91206 No, no. I am also a patriot, but not so radical as you, i don't go out of my way to insult one race just because its "patriotic." What about the Asians? They have been sneaking into the country, and all you do is cry about the Mexicans? I can take it, and you're just a stereotypical idiot, there's plenty of crap wrong with white people too. KKK, are you?
@RaspaChango, Mexican illegal aliens are by far the largest group of illegal aliens. AND they come here talking shit and DEMANDING entitlements. See my playlists-
you are ever so right, you said it in a very offensive wayurre 100% correct. even in our modern society, who goes to Iraq? The people who dont do good in school..
your refering to the indian population in Mexico, i hate you ignorant fags. Mexican is not a race, if so, i hate the American race just like you hate the Mexican race, dont make no sense, learn ur fucking history
lol u guys got no sence of humer thares alot of wors things out thare but honostly u guys take it way to far just to get a little attention but w.e this guys funny
finally somebody who understands that not all mexicans are brown I have some mexican friends who are white and have green eyes, others who are ginger, and one that looks like German
In fact I'am Mexican and I do not smell like beans. Furthermore, I do not pick strawberrys for $2.50. Actually I smell like the best "eau de toillete of France" , I speak French and English, and I'm about get my degree. It's kind of weird, isn't it?
Er, Mexico stole it from Spain who stole it from the Indians. Note: the history of this issue didn't begin in 1821 despite the delusions many Mexicans have about the matter.
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VIVA SCOTLAND Y VIVA MEXICO!!!!
PAPO9609 9 months ago
That is absolutely terrible!!!!
I am Scottish and I could only make out a few words. No wonder whoever he might be, is billed as the unknown comedian.
He should put a brown paper bag with no holes in it over his head; he would probably sound much, much better.
SuperCulloden 10 months ago
I remember the fight at the Alamo.........was a good bar that
wullieready 11 months ago
scottish people are cool, but yanks suck
davlor86 1 year ago 6
@etano1 oh c'mon, mexicans treat white tourists as kings
davlor86 1 year ago
@davlor86 really?, i heard white tourists get robbed by police there....but i went once to Baja and the people were all freindly and cool! good place.
mrtundra45 1 year ago
@mrtundra45 lol people in third world countries usually think any white tourist is rich or has money, so that's why they're usually treated very well but yeah also at the same time they're in risk or being robbed or raped in the case of women, no kidding.
davlor86 1 year ago
@etano1 calla pinche indio color caca
davlor86 1 year ago
@etano1 Tu eres un mugroso saco de la humanidad.
eduardazo 1 year ago
FUK SPAIN!!!! THERE ALL A BUNCH OF LYIRS WHO LOVE TO STEAL FROM OTHER PPLE!!!! AN SPREAD DESIESES !!! PINCHES COCHINOS FEOSS!!!.....AJAJJA LOL I LOVE SCOTLAND I WENT ONCE AJJA AN ITS JUS LIKE MEXICO AJAJ MEXICANS AR THE BROWN SCOTTISH AJAJ
wing334 1 year ago
@etano1 viva mexico
Metal1998 1 year ago
@etano1 And the anglo race is the picture of perfection aren't they? Excuse me, who are you to be talking of ignorant people? You racist pig, you aren't worth my time at all. Leave off what you can't change and go suck a dick you nazi. I'm proud to be Spanish so fuck you you ignorant anglo cocklicker, nothing you say will ever change anything
RaspaChango 1 year ago 4
@RaspaChango Anglos are faggots and evil....they are the world opressors.
Im proud to be Scottish, and Italian (latin) and live in California with plenty of Mexicans
mrtundra45 1 year ago
scottish mexicans and irish XD
we are all the sameeeeeee
hehehehehehe
monstershadem 1 year ago
See this video-
Mexican Migration as Demographic Warfare
w w w . youtube . com / watch?v=yYMBmtC0axk
It's also in my "Border Fence Fraud" playlist.
cwp91206 1 year ago
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Every day (average), 12 Americans are murdered by an illegal alien. Another 13 Americans are killed by uninsured drunk illegal aliens, and Eight American Children are victims of a sex crime committed by an illegal alien each day! Local cops, acting in error, sometimes "forget" to annotate nationality on reports. The numbers may be worse.
Source: Biting the Hand That Feeds You, Representative Steve King, 5th Congressional District of Iowa
cwp91206 1 year ago
@cwp91206 Stick your country up your ass you imperialistic racist piece of shit, you gringos invade other countries illegally such as Iraq or Afghanistan and you assholes are first world slaves that think their shit doesn't stink and a debt to match your egos
MrGeegus 5 months ago
@MrGeegus thanks for the racist, anti-American hate speech.
cwp91206 5 months ago
Southwest tribes-
The Yuman tribes, the Pima and Papago, the Pueblo, and the Navajo and Apache.
Hmmm, I don't see Mexican in that list.
cwp91206 1 year ago
yeahhhh fuk off its crap take it down ye bollix
deeryker 1 year ago
My ass hurts...I'm laughing out loud, hoooo...
This guy's talking his ASS off up there, and I can't even understand A WORD he's saying!
It's like... I ate a jar of expired food, and... a few minutes later... out spewed this guy's monologue, out the OTHER END...my bowels turned into a juicing machine on the International Express Lane...
This is what it must be like to hear a comedian tell yokes in a language foreign to your own...
DancingSpiderman 2 years ago
no bad
billpstr 2 years ago
Audio quality is SHIT!
frankie4la 2 years ago
I watched 5 mins and 30 secs of this. I will never get these 5 mins and 30 secs back. That is the true tragedy of here.
meximom05 2 years ago
omg am scottish n kin hardly understand a word this guys saying!!!. Maybe havin a wee bit trouble wi the sound but.........this is so crap.
mags9158 2 years ago 16
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Texas rebelled against the corrupt and tyrannical Mexican government just as the Founding Fathers rebelled against Britain. The Texan rebellion was one of many rebellions and revolutions in Mexican history. Anybody with a brain would choose America over Mexico.
Then Mexico tried to renege on Texas independence, provoked war on the pretext of a border disagreement including attacking American troops. That was a serious act of war on Mexico's part. It's on them.
God bless America
cwp91206 2 years ago
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Er, spain never stole anything from the indians, I mean they never burned down their villages and killed them to get their land, hell you can ask any of them (if they're an left alive) and no it didn't begin in 1821, they started dying since 1776.
atomousse 2 years ago
So the Indians gave the land to Spain? Guffaw! If we hadn't conquered the Indians someone else would have, or they would have conquered us eventually. I'm glad my ancestors were better warriors and conquerors. It's good being king of the hill.
cwp91206 2 years ago
There are people that say that the romans were way worse thatn the americans, I say ask the native indians, vietnamese, Bosnians and those Irakis that are still dying today
atomousse 2 years ago
Ask the victims of Germany, Japanese, and Soviet tyranny. Ask the the people we keep safe from Al-Qaeda and terrorism. Ask the other nations of Indochina for protecting them from Vietnamese, Chinese, and Japanese subjugation.
cwp91206 2 years ago
It's called the Pax Americana.
It has provided the world with the greatest era of stability, economic growth and expansion of human rights. The Pax Americana makes it possible for people like you to sit on your asses and whine while we do the dirty work of making and keeping the world a better place.
"America the shining city on the hill," Ronald Reagan
"America, mankind's last best hope," Abraham Lincoln
cwp91206 2 years ago
Exactly my point, thanks for the comparison, they all were and will be tyrants so don't try to justify it. As far as Pax Americana, it's just a modern name to deceive people. All the world powers before had the same objective, so don't be confused.
atomousse 2 years ago
Free to whine and bitch on youtube. You're soooo oppressed and exploited, crybaby.
You prefer to be dominated by Germany, Japan, China, or Islam? Wait, let's make you king and then the world will be perfect. LOL!
cwp91206 2 years ago
lol, you fuckers got pumped by vietnam. you got beat by a bunch of wee poor people living in the jungle.
spunkternal 2 years ago
@spunkternal We did? Can you name a single battle that the NVA won? Here's an easy one, can you think of a single US city that they bombed to the ground? We didn't lose, we ran away because we were 50% hippies at the time. When half your people are running around smoking dope, eating rotted cheeses and just acting French, you'd be lucky to win a circle jerk, let alone a war.
PaulUmbarger 2 years ago
@spunkternal and the gooks paid a heavy price. Vietnam was a battle in the Cold War. We lost the battle, but we won the War. ;P
cwp91206 1 year ago
Come on mexico we Know how you feel a bunch of retards live next door too us aswell :)
NTOXN 2 years ago
So damn true. Glad someone has the BALLS to speak the TRUTH about the republican propaganda that's being spread in the US
LilDarlingxx 2 years ago
Google "Megamerge Dissolution Solution" for the answer to the U.S.-Mexico border problem.
historyscoper 2 years ago
the only reason why i respect the irish is because,they fought for the weaker Mexico{had bad guns} during the MEX/US war,,there is even a day where they are celebrated in MEX,,not only that but i got cousins that are stright irish looking,with red hair,,freckels,red eyebrows,,even their eyelashes are red,,these soldiers where HONOR,,not the USA kind of honor,cuz to AMERICANS Honor is to go to IRAQ and kill everyone from far away,,while ppl cheer them on from there couch watching them trough TV.
mexiclan696 2 years ago 3
what have irish got to do with it? he's scottish. It's like me calling you a Nicaraguan.
gratex 2 years ago 2
yhea i should have included the other people that fought for Mex,,,,Primarily made up of Irish and German immigrants, the battalion also included Canadians, English, French, Italians, Poles, Scots, Spaniards, native Mexicans and Swiss, mainly Roman Catholics...even some Americans
sorry about that,,,,i thought that irish and scottish where the same thing,,,but after some reasearch,,,i know now the differences,,,the red hair... : ),lol,,but yhea thanks for pointing that out
mexiclan696 2 years ago
Only a few Irish turncoats fought for Mexico. We hanged their sorry asses too. God bless America, mexicunt.
cwp91206 2 years ago
@cwp91206 fuck you too pendejo
RaspaChango 1 year ago
@RaspaChango Illegal aliens and their supporters saying we shouldn't have borders is like NAMBLA pedophiles saying we shouldn't have consent laws.
cwp91206 1 year ago
@cwp91206 Not all illegal aliens agree with that, even their supporters dont seem to agree with that as not much action has taken place. It would be wise as to keep your mouth shut. I dont think a stand up comedy youtube video is the best place to argue over national issues.
RaspaChango 1 year ago
@RaspaChango You've got a lot of homework to do. My playlists are an excellent place for you to start. I recommend these for right now.
Aztlan/Reconquista 101: Ideology of Hate
Aztlan/Reconquista 102: Declaration of War
cwp91206 1 year ago
@cwp91206 I dont want to read lies made up by racists about my race. Im not interested thank you I presently have better things to do. Im sure you have an excellent playlist though.
RaspaChango 1 year ago
@RaspaChango An eye-opening and very disturbing report which stands as a stark reality check against the "family values don't stop at the border" bullshit which features widespread Latino incest and absentee fathers who very often are dropouts, criminals, gang members, drug addicts and prison inmates.
h t t p : / / w w w . city-journal . org / html / 16_4_hispanic_family_values . html
cwp91206 1 year ago
@RaspaChango thanks, that's the kind of closeminded reply I expect from the Tan Klan.
cwp91206 1 year ago
@cwp91206 Your welcome. I respect my own race and I dont insult others so please excuse me for not agreeing with you but i dont. I wont do something i dont want to do.
RaspaChango 1 year ago
@RaspaChango, naaa, you're a closeminded Tan Klan wing nut. If facts and the truth "offend" you, you have the problem.
cwp91206 1 year ago
@cwp91206 No, I told you I'm not interested. You're just an idiot who likes to point fingers at other races. Really, there are other things wrong with other races, not just the Hispanic race. I refuse to listen to idiocy, so i wont. Can't you come of it?
RaspaChango 1 year ago
@RaspaChango I'm a patriot who exposes the hate and racism of the Tan Klan and the invasion of America by illegal aliens. You like to dish it out, but you can't take it.
cwp91206 1 year ago
@cwp91206 No, no. I am also a patriot, but not so radical as you, i don't go out of my way to insult one race just because its "patriotic." What about the Asians? They have been sneaking into the country, and all you do is cry about the Mexicans? I can take it, and you're just a stereotypical idiot, there's plenty of crap wrong with white people too. KKK, are you?
RaspaChango 1 year ago
@RaspaChango, Mexican illegal aliens are by far the largest group of illegal aliens. AND they come here talking shit and DEMANDING entitlements. See my playlists-
Tan Klan 101: The Other Terrorists
Illegal Immigration: Costs, Crimes and Victims
cwp91206 1 year ago
@cwp91206 No, i wont. i refuse to lisyen to you're shit
RaspaChango 1 year ago
@RaspaChango that's exactly the ignorant, closeminded reply I expect from your ilk, Mr. Tan Klan.
cwp91206 1 year ago
MEXICAN AND SCOTTISH BROTHERHOOD.
hector0282 2 years ago 8
BOO !
PupuTheClown 2 years ago
all people are haters!!!
soccerdesire 3 years ago
he nicked that from frankie boyle
scottishlowoflow 3 years ago
my boyfriend is half scottish and half mexican...ahahaha.
ashleyntc113093 3 years ago 4
and i'm mexican and my girlfriend is scottish. lol.
459286 3 years ago 7
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SO WHOS BETTER? MEXICANS OR THE SCOTTS
MaxHicks99LA 3 years ago
scotts
cheerthangfan122 3 years ago
scots
scottiethejock 3 years ago
MEXICANS!!!!!!!!!!
caliboy209xx 3 years ago 3
I love them both. They both got cool accents
shallowmaster 3 years ago
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All shit of spaniards went to mexico that's why most stuuuuupid mexicans are LOWER IQ, LOWER MORALS, LAZY AND UNDISCIPLINE.
neweastpower1 4 years ago
fuck u asshole, im mexican and i speak your stupid languaje,by tha way this fucker aint funny.
tepanec 4 years ago
you are ever so right, you said it in a very offensive wayurre 100% correct. even in our modern society, who goes to Iraq? The people who dont do good in school..
FranciscoGonzalez7 3 years ago
your refering to the indian population in Mexico, i hate you ignorant fags. Mexican is not a race, if so, i hate the American race just like you hate the Mexican race, dont make no sense, learn ur fucking history
caliboy209xx 3 years ago
this is bull
nedman16 4 years ago
lol u guys got no sence of humer thares alot of wors things out thare but honostly u guys take it way to far just to get a little attention but w.e this guys funny
Soulfighter69 4 years ago
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He is an idiot...Mexicans are better than Scottish
TABULARIN 4 years ago
no there not scotland for eva
nedman16 4 years ago
They both got fucked, England and Spain.
EnzoXIII 4 years ago 2
I'm have a Mexican-American Mother and she is of Irish-German descent.
Mexicans don't all look like brown turds.
JoeMomma2002 4 years ago 3
THEY DO!!!!!
irishwestand 4 years ago
finally somebody who understands that not all mexicans are brown I have some mexican friends who are white and have green eyes, others who are ginger, and one that looks like German
armygta4 3 years ago 15
we are mostly brown.
felina86ca 3 years ago
Mexicans are a mix of various European, typically Spanish or French, sometimes German and Native Indian
LilDarlingxx 2 years ago 6
@armygta4 yea i know... im mexican and my grandparents were spaniards
Metal1998 1 year ago
@armygta4 I got the opposite problem my friends think all Mexicans are white! Im Mexican and Im brown
Hellwing555 1 year ago
i don't find this funny
gustavorocks08 4 years ago
you gotta get yourself on comedy central presents, i swear you could be at the top
Dreamheal 4 years ago
oh north americans , thinking the world its their country
the first country where there are more mexicans it u.s.a
the second one its germany,
and the second one for america its mexico then france
keep thinking that mexicans pick strawberrys, and use a hat all the time ,thats what we whantyou to think
vanarkia 4 years ago 2
scottish dont jump borders and pick strawberrys for $2.50 an hour they dont smell like beans and washing machine detergent aswell
EliteBus 4 years ago
well we do sometimes....
Myself0101 4 years ago
In fact I'am Mexican and I do not smell like beans. Furthermore, I do not pick strawberrys for $2.50. Actually I smell like the best "eau de toillete of France" , I speak French and English, and I'm about get my degree. It's kind of weird, isn't it?
Antoine8615 4 years ago
YOU SMELL OF POO!!!!!!!
irishwestand 4 years ago
okay know your being racist, and btw scottish crossed illegally too so shut the hell up
armygta4 3 years ago
Get out more.
CelticNortherner 3 years ago 2
It It's a big deal for you if a human crosses an IMAGINARY line, ten you have a BIG problem. LOL
hector0282 2 years ago
oh yeah like Roseanne sarcastically said, I'm just tired of those Mexicans crossing the border to claim what it used to be theirs
atomousse 2 years ago 2
Er, Mexico stole it from Spain who stole it from the Indians. Note: the history of this issue didn't begin in 1821 despite the delusions many Mexicans have about the matter.
cwp91206 2 years ago
I can understand him coz im scottish :D
KevvyT89 4 years ago
wat the hell is he sayin
hoglife420 4 years ago
how tha fuk u ppl understand wat hez sayin
WhatsWrongWithBigger 4 years ago
we use our ears?
randompony 4 years ago
pardon? I couldn't follow what you wrote.
MrBattleship 4 years ago
☺
dishdudetexarkana 5 years ago
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imitalian75 5 years ago
my friend is both mexican and Irish or Scottish...I forgot
blahXD23 5 years ago
lol keep making vids(btw im going to have alot of cats lol)
innerfoxofdeamons 5 years ago
i thought it was
:) x lol
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not
:) x !
lol
TaYloR360 5 years ago
of course Identity is my hero
ePhilosopher 5 years ago
da da boom
Mahavishnu80 5 years ago
Very funny, I liked your joke about pretending to be Canadian, and your mathematical equation for how many cats you'll have when you're old
Ihatetomie 5 years ago
wow so your legally American now.
You must be proud of your Scottish roots.
PaulGK 5 years ago
I love the smiley joke... LOL.
Thanks for sharing.
Tapiocaaaa 5 years ago
Thanks for performing at The Romane Event. Your set rocked!!
pacoromane 5 years ago
Your stuff's quite entertaining, but the filming in this clip is pretty pish...
facelesscomedy 5 years ago