5 Reasons I Hate Night Clubs

[fastfist1]

1. The fees are absured, drinks should be free for the price 2. I hate dressing up, I do that for work. Clubs should be a place to settle down and loosen up. 3. The lines are insane, 4. Valet parking is BS, 4. Most of the women who go to them are white trash, 5. The music is trash too, I like rock. 6. You hardly see any mature people in clubs these days, 23 and under only!

[Sorgutentarer]

1- I'm too young to get in

[368Lefty]

Please Rick Ashley Sucks.

[darkmanGR]

hilarious



[Deweythesecond]

quentin tarantino's son?

[Lekdog]

@Deweythesecond god i hope so

[psx2514]

Nightclubs are marketed towards chicks and gay men. Period! The ONLY reason straight men go to nightclubs is to get laid. How many straight men out their say to their friends, "hey, guys, lets go to the nightclub so we can dance!"?

[UCHIHAxPRIDE]

@psx2514 good job stealing that dane cook joke

[Lekdog]

@UCHIHAxPRIDE who's dane cook

[UCHIHAxPRIDE]

@Lekdog he's a really bad comedian that's only funny to middle school kids

[Lekdog]

@UCHIHAxPRIDE what's middle school?

[hunkyjelly]

@Lekdog the yank version of highschool aka: year 8/9 or something, idk. the american education system is shit

[psx2514]

@UCHIHAxPRIDE Well, Dane Cook probably stole that from someone else. It's not stealing anything if it's the truth. If I said, Abraham Lincoln was assassinated," and someone else said that before, would I be "stealing" it? By the way, I never watched Dane Cook, so I wouldn't know if he said what I said or not.

[Lekdog]

@psx2514 I got yo' back man

[Lekdog]

@psx2514 you have raised some perfectly legitimate points, thankyou

[misterneckbreaker88]

i hate night ckubs, i was waiting ages to be served, people were coming and going at the bar, i went to other bar opposite side n got served straight away. i dont go to them anymore i just go casino n try double money, i rather loose £20 than spend 20 at club ruin my inside organs and not enjoy myself. the girls r sluts . clubs r for pretty people .

[Lekdog]

@misterneckbreaker88 respect for European gambling

[esara6]

you should watch davidsocomedy on youtube it's very funny really"

[esara6]

the music you show were random I'm very much prefer that then having people grinding around each other

[Lekdog]

@esara6 fair call ;)

[esara6]

@Lekdog indeed" especialy if you did watch asian event on night clubbing it's even worst"

[Lekdog]

@esara6 all i heard was asian and worst and yet i agree

[tryhardgirl]

funny boy

[Lekdog]

@tryhardgirl dunka

[divadsemaj2]

Finally, a biped who - alike myself - has seen the light. <3

[Lekdog]

@divadsemaj2 we are not alone

[divadsemaj2]

@Lekdog

NEVER DIE, SIR; IT’D BE LACHRYMOSE INDEED, TO LOSE SUCH A DELIGHTFUL COMRADE. <3

[EllenEatsAirplanes]

That 1 person that dislikes the video

goes to the club

[Lekdog]

@EllenEatsAirplanes elleneatsairplanes you are a genius

[FlamingTorch9]

Avreed, what you've said combined with the fact that I'm not the getting drunk type means that I can't stand them either

[Lekdog]

@FlamingTorch9 i'm glad we are in agreement then :)

[munkinone]

I completely agree.

I hate the sleezebags at night clubs, that want to talk to you, and get THISCLOSE to you and yell in your ear, cheesy pickups lines, and reek of too much vodka.

They don't dance, they grind you without asking from behind.

Brutal.

[Lekdog]

@munkinone I hate it when sleezy guys grind me...this is awkward :s

[munkinone]

@Lekdog Only if you let it be awkward. xP

[theteaproject]

Oh, dang. What I really wanted to hear you talk about was spoons... -Alix

[Lekdog]

@theteaproject maybe next time ;)

[escibs]

You should go on a rave. You get to wear long, brightly coloured board shorts ;)

[Lekdog]

@escibs That is brilliant!

[bectoback]

The main reason I liked this was cause of the dancing :P

[YoureMyMorphine]

Lol.. You're a little backwards on your like and subscribe buttons

[Lekdog]

@YoureMyMorphine let's pretend i'm not :p

[YoureMyMorphine]

@Lekdog Lol, That works.

[MyImaginaryVoices]

I must have found the world's best nightclub then, good music, no lines and it's free. But I can never really be bothered going, maybe I just don't see the point :p

[Lekdog]

@MyImaginaryVoices damn i wish i had a place like that