lol! if you don't mind I'd like to spend the next 75 pages talking exclusively about how attractive he is and bring it up again every paragraph or so for the remaining 400 pages.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
its turning my friends into crazy twilight ubseossed freaks! they always wanna talk about twilight and my friend brady is always saying omg, u have pale skin and edward cullen eyes your a vampire!
now everyone in my school thinks im a vampire and its driving me nuts
i do know how to take a joke. and what does that have to do with anything. i know, 'funny joke' but, thats insulting her heritage, maybe she just didnt realise it at the time. so.
I don't get why everyone in my school is falling all over themselves for vampires lately. Most of the people who I know that have read this series has turned softcore emo.
well...i'm a huge vampire fan and i don't in any way like Twilight...i think its pretty stupid and lame ..and there's nothing vampiric about Edward AT ALL...i mean he doesn't even have fangs!!!!!!
i like the part when they are at the dinner... my friends friend came up with a name... Lord Stalker McSparkly Pants... yes... now everyone who loves edward hates me.... oh well... Alec will protect me
i watched the full 6 minutes and 47 seconds of it, hoping to see something that might make me laugh, but nothing really did that. i read your description, and i don't get it... if you're such a big fan of twilight, why would you make a video of this? just because you say that you're not making fun of it, doesn't mean that you really aren't, because clearly, you kind of just did. it was a pain to watch this, a little annoying actually.
haha, hilarious. this is the pirated version [or however you spell it.] i know because i watched it over my friends house before. i can tell because of the ar or a or whatever thing in the corner. but seriously, funnyyyyyy stuff :D
Ehh sort of funny , the Canadian part was pretty funny , the noises during the fight were retarded and you said some racist things through ought the whole thing , and the description of the vampires from "jessica" was fairly funny. And you dissed the twilight books , thats not cool dude , not cool. 4 out of 10
funny script but the voice was annoying after a while. good job putting the vid together though. next time just try to do better on the voices. like maybe get several different people to do the voices using their real voice.
HMMM I BET HES GAY!!!! LOL I LUV THIS IM OBSSESED WIT THE TWILIGHT SAGA AND EVEN THOUGH I LUV IT...THIS IS STILL HILARIOURS!!!!!BUT REMEBER ALL MY FELLOW TWILIGHTFANS this is only a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
134 people wer canadian
gaby1g 2 months ago
Rubes :D
gaby1g 2 months ago
I think they're Canadian ahahhahah
rcw1997twiheart 6 months ago
"I baught it from this Indian in a wheelchair"
iNerdiCia 6 months ago
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I love twilight but this is hilarious
rcw1997twiheart 7 months ago
I love twilight but this is hilarious
rcw1997twiheart 7 months ago
Mean
Zuzialuvsroblox 7 months ago
lol i think there canadian genious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alicerocks39001 8 months ago
Many moons ago.....
gingersnaps99 9 months ago
"Oh Edward it's a good thing u obsessively stalk me while simultaneously claiming u want nothing to do with me" lol
2233Ree 9 months ago
lmfao i think there canaidian (soz bout spellin)
madchickbabyxxx 10 months ago
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amilanadisa 1 year ago
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Ha Ha Ha
thefullmoonchild2010 1 year ago
Vampires suck, vampires suck, vampire sucks. Werewolves rule, werewolves rule, werewolves rule.
nickylane2295 1 year ago
This one wasnt even funny -.-
saynme209 1 year ago
Script worthy of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
MyBeinghuman 1 year ago
Rofl
9ktlyn 1 year ago
THIS is how the real Twilight should be!
12Kuw 1 year ago
*SARCASTICALLY*
I love all the sexism in the Twilight books!
singasongful1 1 year ago
hahahaaa, this is so weird and funny!
homeswheretheheartis 1 year ago
lol
TheSparkleyVampire 1 year ago
do you know i think a movie riped you off you know vampires suck ya yo got riped off
bdaniyougurt 1 year ago 2
stupid
101rileyrocks 1 year ago
Hahaha "I Bought you this truck from an indian in a wheelchair." lol! This was so clever!
babybrown25 1 year ago 3
lol! if you don't mind I'd like to spend the next 75 pages talking exclusively about how attractive he is and bring it up again every paragraph or so for the remaining 400 pages.
Fernhilla 1 year ago 2
K tthat was stupid
leierg 1 year ago
Bella's voicesounds like Lindsay from Total Drama Island / Action / World Tour
caitobaby 1 year ago
this is not funny!
ekworld1 1 year ago
lol 1:10-2:07 lol this is fuckin hillarious
JayJay7142128 1 year ago
this is boring =\
hottiehottiebaby 1 year ago
Hmm...I bet he's gay...
singasongful1 1 year ago 2
I think they're Canadian...
TaylorSunnyshinee 1 year ago
Haha, that was so true. The Alice-future stuff, and James' monologue. Good stuff :D
lexyp95 1 year ago 3
all i have to say it wowww
taylorLautnerluvify 1 year ago
Hahah if their canadians that makes me a vampire:P
1tessarain 1 year ago 2
NOT THAT FUNNY. JUST THE CANADIAN PART,LOL
TheCandyloverr 1 year ago
i just saw eclips loved it great viedo
mia12358 1 year ago
lol mmm i bet he's gay
SpeaksMyMind2010 1 year ago
i hate twilight
TheMaggot0731 1 year ago
Hahaha! "Bella, are you OK?" Hm i don't think so ...
Very good!
Ziendra 1 year ago
not even at our casinos..
Since when do white people honor treaties with the Indians?? bahaha
yoderrr19 1 year ago 18
Oh haha I love it
what a nice laugh
We could do it in the back of your limo
Wait what ar we talking about?? :D
suggarhoneygirl 1 year ago
i mean seriously there beautifuly hahahaha sex is dirty! lol
danielahernandez100 1 year ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
hollybolly4merici 1 year ago
hmm kinda boring but the canadian part lol nice
MilesCpLive 1 year ago
wow that was soo funny. i couldnt stop laughing ... NOT!!
abcbrad1 1 year ago
I think they're Canadian
AyleenCullen2859 1 year ago
i can see why edward likes you your smells over powering
oh you can smell that? i thought i could sneak one out rofl
ellierulestheworld12 1 year ago
very funny! haven't even seen the movie for real....do need to??!! lol
strade100 1 year ago
The writing is good but I think theres room for improvement in the voice acting. I see potential tho.
Drunkenprophet23 1 year ago
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TheAnnabenson 1 year ago
@TheAnnabenson You aren't that good at spelling. :)
lexyp95 1 year ago
this is funny but that comment is extremey racist thats the only part i hate
1XxXTwilightFanXxX1 1 year ago
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Right, i wouldn't wanna see that, especially if your shirts get torn off.
xxcaseexx 1 year ago
Raaar crash! Haha love it
iluvprince247 1 year ago
Vampire bats. Hahahaha XD
Kattachan 1 year ago
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peceluvmusic63 1 year ago
bella " I bet he's gay"
roflmao
superelf94 1 year ago
I bought you an old truck from an indian in a wheel chair. lol
superelf94 1 year ago
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I must say that new twilight is so great. I saw leaked version of Twilight Eclipse at TwilightEclipseGet(dot)info
KeyonHowardd 1 year ago 22
@KeyonHowardd I've heard about but don't you have to pay a ton on money to get onto it? or download something ?
happywithtv 1 year ago
bella is gay!
zeldaannieify 1 year ago
Very funny. ^_^ Too bad the movie is longer than 6 minutes.
jereamygrayrose 1 year ago
this is excellent. so so funny
AlexTatjana 1 year ago
" I think they're canadian" haha, thanks.
xxBuBubblesxx 1 year ago
hahahaha come here and be my mother instead
rockswitbaseballbats 1 year ago
funny man
craigqaggutaq 1 year ago
Lame
Hotmess1212 1 year ago
Awesome!! I liked the "I can see the future- but only when it's useful to the script" So true!
Hanziejane 2 years ago
i liked it and its funny but im native american and the parts with jacob were alittle offenseive.
TheSPORTYChick123 2 years ago
Way to funny loved the humor
bla2706 2 years ago
This wasn't funny to me at all. :-\
disturbedme5 2 years ago
um...?
92peanutbutterpop 2 years ago
That was hilarious!!!!!
natashagilmore 2 years ago
that was funny, lol
twilighthotness 2 years ago
THAT ROCKED!!!
MissFAB666 2 years ago
idget it it isnt funny
maxy078 2 years ago
Check my channel for Twilight Fan Spoof
rodsketches 2 years ago
lol
emtika800 2 years ago
not bad at all
cpsnowball 2 years ago
hi im edward every girls fantasy bf lol HILARIOUS~!! this is sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!! grrr err rawrr
coolweirdo34 2 years ago
im soo subbing yooh
diss iss soo funnyy
BattYaNgeL333 2 years ago
wow i thought this was retarded
iluvrpatz11 2 years ago
1:15 loll !!!!!!!
webisodesbabexx 2 years ago
Definitely 2:37 !! XDXD
DragonstoneWolfe 2 years ago
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this video sucks..
ranjeevester1010 2 years ago
man alive! that guy is stunning
ambermcquaid 2 years ago
Oh sorry I thought I could sneak that out!
Never mind . . .
haha!
CitygirlCountrylover 2 years ago 2
There were some good bits in this. Very funny. You put a lot of effort into this..with the voices and all :D
mymumissostupid 2 years ago
im a huge twilight fan but tht was hallarious!!!
djmusicgurlllx2 2 years ago
no, seriously, i love this it's so true. but i do love twlight, u can tell, duh!
artcar8 2 years ago
hot buttered seduction on a stick, lol!
artcar8 2 years ago
I Think They're Canadian lol
PettiFaluu 2 years ago 6
0:57 "why can't they just leave me alone so i can sit in the corner and cut myself" LMAO!!
lostteen08 2 years ago 3
bella's emo
TheVioletBaudelaire 2 years ago
this is lame
AliceCullen9696 2 years ago
hahhah
angelhearts908 2 years ago
"i think theyre canadian"
"im alice, i can see the future, but only when it's useful to the plot... for example, right now!"
LOL! well done!!
martinwalnut 2 years ago 2
HILARIOUS!
SpazticJellyBean13 2 years ago
omg!! this is oen fo the most funniest things ihave sen!
JewelzRewelz 2 years ago
OMG! I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!
its turning my friends into crazy twilight ubseossed freaks! they always wanna talk about twilight and my friend brady is always saying omg, u have pale skin and edward cullen eyes your a vampire!
now everyone in my school thinks im a vampire and its driving me nuts
IM NOT A VAMPIRE!
ImThisChickRightHere 2 years ago 3
hahahaha :D
Addiesoo 2 years ago
HAHAHA did she wake up and say i bet he's gay? hahahaha!
howlt005 2 years ago 2
i do know how to take a joke. and what does that have to do with anything. i know, 'funny joke' but, thats insulting her heritage, maybe she just didnt realise it at the time. so.
ColorMeBlack100 2 years ago
lmao,, i think there canadiann,,!
Vampyrechick123 2 years ago 32
@Vampyrechick123 Dick...
LannyMan300 1 year ago
lol. That was pretty good.
I don't get why everyone in my school is falling all over themselves for vampires lately. Most of the people who I know that have read this series has turned softcore emo.
TitaniusInglesmith 2 years ago 2
well...i'm a huge vampire fan and i don't in any way like Twilight...i think its pretty stupid and lame ..and there's nothing vampiric about Edward AT ALL...i mean he doesn't even have fangs!!!!!!
Itos247 2 years ago
INO TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!
thegirlwhoeatsfeet 2 years ago
Hey colorMeBlack100 learn how to take a joke!!!!!!! seriosly!!!!!!
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ColorMeBlack100 2 years ago
HA HA it was funny.... maybe a little to long, and harsh, but funny!!!
pazarni 2 years ago
"I don't know. All the metaphors have started to run together."
Best Twilight spoof I've seen yet! That was fricking awesome!
dracosgirl2 2 years ago
i could have, but i didnt.
that was funny!
ColorMeBlack100 2 years ago
this is absolutely gay
Live2SaveThePlanet 2 years ago
hot butter suduction?????
winterify 2 years ago
i lolled so much at "i bought u this truck from an indian in a wheelchair" :D
ChocoCocoCat 2 years ago 2
wierd but its mad stupid
Bluey60443 2 years ago
"I'm not interested in him sexually of course, sex is dirty."
Me and my friend said that atleast Bella is thing safe and not dirty!
lmao xD
Xialover 2 years ago
it was funny at first... but it lasted too long.
gorgeous5mile 2 years ago
now offense but it was kinda stupid
twilightfan54678 2 years ago
i like the part when they are at the dinner... my friends friend came up with a name... Lord Stalker McSparkly Pants... yes... now everyone who loves edward hates me.... oh well... Alec will protect me
bubbajovampireluver 2 years ago
No offense,but it was kinda bad...
PA!Canadian Cullens...lol love that part!
julycath11 2 years ago
it was stupid i lik the canidian line dough tht was funny
adamlambertluva29 2 years ago
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ColorMeBlack100 2 years ago
you said colens its cullens
edwardandjacoblover4 2 years ago
tht sucked its was really bad
edwardandjacoblover4 2 years ago
many moons ago our tribe elderss who are werewolves made a promise with them
aman19991 2 years ago
they are not werewolves they are shape shifters. big difference
VampiressCelinor 2 years ago
niiice!! ;)
ophiruly 2 years ago
lol, I love the Canadian part, so funny :)
btw, I am Canadian
pointypencil1 2 years ago
Why pick on the Canadians?
This is amazing!!!!!
JBEragon178 2 years ago
I love it. You sum up the book perfectly!
graphiccatharsis 2 years ago
This sucked really hard. I think the Twilight fan base is overrated. If I had to choose, I'll go with Naruto's stupid fan base
lchiron47 2 years ago
okay im so sorry but that was gay (in a funny ironic way lol)
mandiandpinki2009 2 years ago
That scripting is AWESOME
Though.......You should get better voice actors
vincentvalentinedark 2 years ago
I LOVED IT !!! very creative and very very very very funny keep it up
love15lady 2 years ago 2
some of this is really funny, Kudos to who ever wrote it.
The voices are good as well.
Well done.
icepackbaby 2 years ago
WOW, this shit really isn't funny. Get lives.
gabberdabber163 2 years ago
who could have seen your perfectly timed arrival? i could didnt but could have
LAMO
punkyfish111 2 years ago
this is diffinatly one of my favorites!
I THINK THEY'RE CANADIAN!
FROM AN INDAIN IN A WHEEL CHAIR.
SO I CAN SIT IN THE CORNER AND CUT MYSELF!
LOL. LMAO
BF4L96 2 years ago
I think they're canadian! LMFAO!
rustbucket3000 2 years ago
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
carleylovessims 2 years ago
"i think they're canadian" hahah im canadian and even i thought that was funny.
dirtymindwhore 2 years ago
FUNNY!
singasongful1 2 years ago
honestly, the indian slurs were a bit much
jjgauthier89 2 years ago
I bet he's gay...!!
Haven't you ever heard of vampire bats?
LMAO!
singasongful1 2 years ago
BEAUTIFUL script!
LMAO funny.
Whoever wrote that is a genius!
singasongful1 2 years ago
lol! i think theyre canadians!
l8rg8r13 2 years ago
lmao! this completely fits the books.
xangryyemmiix158 2 years ago
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this was so fucking lame....go fuck yourself and die!
AvastPirateGirl 2 years ago
bravo!!!!! u nailed the terrible aspects of the movie and book in 7 min. im amazed!!!! great movie!!!!!!
tayluvsalice 2 years ago
ths was practically a waste of my time. sorry but its just my opinion
arohalove22 2 years ago 2
ha ha ha this is funny :L
missxmoi2008 2 years ago
I think a fat chick made this.
HeatedEyes 2 years ago
lmao nice
LuveRoCkS69 2 years ago
Well put.
Lisa13245 2 years ago
"I think they're Canadians"
Hey! I'm Canadian and i don't get burned by holy water ;)
Lisa13245 2 years ago 2
i know so am i
hornsby1001 2 years ago
But I do everything else :p
Lisa13245 2 years ago
i watched the full 6 minutes and 47 seconds of it, hoping to see something that might make me laugh, but nothing really did that. i read your description, and i don't get it... if you're such a big fan of twilight, why would you make a video of this? just because you say that you're not making fun of it, doesn't mean that you really aren't, because clearly, you kind of just did. it was a pain to watch this, a little annoying actually.
ok go ahead now, thumbs-down me.
candiekissesxoxo 2 years ago
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I agree this is bull#*%!@ no Twilight fan sould ever watch this shity stuf!
lolXgirl123 2 years ago
it's possible.
I mean, I LOVE twilight, but this is really funny
justwatch15 2 years ago
haha, hilarious. this is the pirated version [or however you spell it.] i know because i watched it over my friends house before. i can tell because of the ar or a or whatever thing in the corner. but seriously, funnyyyyyy stuff :D
BriFreak03 2 years ago
Ehh sort of funny , the Canadian part was pretty funny , the noises during the fight were retarded and you said some racist things through ought the whole thing , and the description of the vampires from "jessica" was fairly funny. And you dissed the twilight books , thats not cool dude , not cool. 4 out of 10
PeaceLoveVictory 2 years ago 3
i think theyre canadian
AHAHAHA
hgibsondale 2 years ago
funny script but the voice was annoying after a while. good job putting the vid together though. next time just try to do better on the voices. like maybe get several different people to do the voices using their real voice.
charitylmc 2 years ago
Lol, this is the best twilight spoof I have seen yet. Great job!
rockstarchick247 2 years ago
I think they're Canadians!!!!
weirdofuncrazy 2 years ago
mean vampire guy: who could've foreseen your perfectly timed arrival?
alice: I could. didn't, but I could have.
Awesome, I loved it. almost choked with laughter
yesbutnotthat 2 years ago
HMMM I BET HES GAY!!!! LOL I LUV THIS IM OBSSESED WIT THE TWILIGHT SAGA AND EVEN THOUGH I LUV IT...THIS IS STILL HILARIOURS!!!!!BUT REMEBER ALL MY FELLOW TWILIGHTFANS this is only a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GenevaCandyGlam 2 years ago 3
"im alice, i can see the future but only when its useful to the plot" lol
KathrynMcCann 2 years ago
hahaha awesome : D
Naomilove69 2 years ago
lol luved it luved it luved it!!!!!
1bjc1bjc 2 years ago
not funny. poor
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That was so not funny..
Amee1996 2 years ago