【APH】England: America's homework issue

[JashinsAngel99]

... and then there's the kid who does the sum and THEN eats the paper, i.e. me

[mathclubgirl]

Wow, I'm so hetalia brainwashed that all I could do after america ate the paper was come up with the explanation: "America's not stupid! He was protesting the stamp tax* England put on the colonies during the revolutionary period!"

*The stamp act required a tax to be paid on ALL paper goods everything from wedding certificates to playing cards*

[PeachyKitsune]

I'm the kid who guesses the question and then eats the paper. :'3

[Kittymouth]

LOL!! Canada's a good kid, but America...

Seriously this made me laugh so hard I almost cried.

[origamihaloprincess]

Lol! Iggy is a good teacher!

[o0AlicesDespair0o]

this guy sounds like BRITIAN :DD

[ShadeyBby97]

@o0AlicesDespair0o Maybe it's because his name is Jack Dee and he's a British comedian XD

[CherryWolfGirl]

what program??

[KokoroLotus]

England: DAMN IT AMERICA YOU WILL TURN INTO AN IDIOT WHEN YOU GROW UP IF YOU KEEP EATING PAPER!

Chibi!America: No, England! I LOVE paper!

--Some Time Later--

America: SO, WE SHOULD GLOBALLY ENGINEER A HERO TO PROTECT THE EARTH FROM GLOBAL WARMING!

England: That's why I didn't want him to eat the bloody paper...

[EnkaiNami]

Not only eats the paper, he eats it through a freaking STRAW.

I think you're confusing "stupid" with "yet to be appreciated talent", Iggy.

[MCullenHightopp]

Can't blame America. That paper is probably the most decent food in the house... xD

[FreakoShyce]

@MCullenHightopp XDDD

[ThatOneVAChick]

@MCullenHightopp This comment made my day XD

[namine200]

5 years ago...I ate my homework.. 5 years later.....Nothing has changed...

[crazysquirellz]

I was the kind of child who ate the paper... Now Im and anime fan...

[Akiwuffle]

so true omgXD

[Hawkfrostashfurfan]

*awkward silence when realizing she hate the paper as a child and little sister does Canada`s thing* TT-TT people perfer to be with her too.......

[januaryicye]

*canada* YEAH WELL TONY COULD HELP YOU BECAUSE HES AN ALIEN!!!!and that trumps you sir...*backs away slowly from america* *america drags chainsaw across ground kills then eats mr. kimojiro* *america* want the liver? it has vitamin A!!! (polar bear liver is toxic 2 humans BECAUSE of its high vitamin A) *canada is forced to eat the liver and is poised dead* *narrator* and that children is how america destroyed canada with a polar bear liver...

[MissTippyPerro]

@januaryicye *Kumajiro

[madeinto12]

America "NO FAIR! he cheated! the bear helped him! the f*ckin thing can talk! *munches paper*

[Happy0Happy0funtime0]

I FUCKING HATE HOMEWORK, It was only thing that kept from getting strait A's:(

[chicasimpatica0012]

I would rather eat the paper than do my calculus homework.....

[watuppeeps101]

Is it me or does that guy sound an awful lot like England???

[starwarshot]

I was a Canada then I went to middle school Then I turned into America but I always use homework for staying up later

[hotaruxsasuke1233]

Why do I feel like I am the kid who eat's the paper XDD

[potatoyumyum89]

LOL I finish my homework in class so I have time to use my laptop at hame 8D

[MarthLover298]

and thats why Canada is still the favriote even if he's hard to remember XD

[comhonee15]

That's so true! I always say that I have to do my homework when I have to go to bed....but then my mom says "oh well i guess your gonna get an F on it now huh?" TnT damn...

[candy135able]

America and Canada disliked this video.

[comhonee15]

@candy135able no America just disliked it twice.

[sealandfan02]

@comhonee15 3 times

[RietjeRox]

lol there isn't even a dislike bar VISIBLE. this is so accurate XD

[ProductionsHitachiin]

america is smart in his own way though.... did you see that last part? (if you havent i will re play it for you in my comment!!!!)

england:alright turn the television off you've seen your programs off to bed!!!

america: i still have homework to do

*laughs in the background*

america:i think that trumps you sir! *hero smile with thumbs up and tooth twinkles*

[RubySBunie]

Ms. Hungry: Alright Canada wats 4x2?

Canada: 8

Ms. Hungry:Good. Ok America wats 1+1?

America: *looks around* I cant answer the question cause i dont have any paper to eat

[dessakat]

firstly i feel. I must apologize to those paper eaters, I did not eat paper. I did however, eat crayons. XD

[ber402]

To bad teachers don't take that excuse in 8th grade. :(

[DuhPunch]

Lets see how many times ive eaten my hw? 1... 2... I lost count...

[AmandaFenten]

England should explain that to my teachers U.U

[ThiefShipperChick]

Oh. My. God. This describes my class. I fucking love America's face after "And that trumps you sir!"

[rochwen13]

What does Little!America say after England asks him where his homework is?

[blueyedragongirl]

@rochwen13 I ate it

[deadblood0]

lol I was a paper-eater when i was a kid XD I used to steal store reciepts off the kitchen counter and stash them under my bed to eat as an after-dinner snack.

[berryblosom1]

Me: "Hmmmm~" *looks at homework*

Airon: *smacks me over the head with a newspaper* "don't even think about it"

[eveningchan]

The only reason America ate the homework Iggy is because he's starving and your food fricken sucks D8

[Xxjinx76xX]

i'm the kid who eat's the paper.i seriouse.

[SpazzGirl626]

@Xxjinx76xX Maybe that's why you can't spell serious.

[Xxjinx76xX]

@SpazzGirl626 yep that's why.

[CharlieMayBear]

@Xxjinx76xX I eat the paper too! I nearly ate my homework once!

[Xxjinx76xX]

@CharlieMayBear i crave the taste of paper...

[Dumbledorathexplora]

I THINK THAT TRUMPS YOU SIR *troll face*

[supermassiveization]

This guy should voice England!

[xcanadadayox]

Canada<3

[Pumpkinlolz001]

Maaaaan America and I are soooooo alike in so many ways.

[Pumpkinlolz001]

@lostalex77

... That was Britain......

[lostalex77]

too bad America is so much smarter than Canada actually. why does America have a million more inventions than canada??? How many nobel science prizes does Canada have? oh yea, not as many as America.

epic FAIL for canadia.

[Russia2point0]

@lostalex77 Except you know the fact that canadians created insulin to combat diabeties AND judging by the obesity rates in the U.S.A. they're gonna need it.

[lostalex77]

@Russia2point0 actually you should do some homework, canadians are almost as fat as American's, and the only reason america is fatter is because we have more black and latino people, and black and latino people are fatter and have higher rates of obesity.

[crazysquirellz]

hhahahahah guess what im doin riiiight now. homework is makin me stay up till 2am :D

[Skye203productions]

lol this fits America so well XD

[LuckyNeko123]

*sulks upon realising homeschool kids can't use that excuse*

grrr...I never thought I'd complain about not getting homework...TT-TT

[ChibiKolKol]

ROLLIN XDDD

[lioncub515]

I think that trumps you sir.

[LillyBloomXxXAutumn]

@furious4543 Their name should be Alfred :'D

[furious4543]

@LillyBloomXxXAutumn LOL i wish. But i'm not a mother yet. :)

[Venicexvee]

hahah yes! my homework trumps you mum!

[TheTurtleWithATopHat]

My mom doesn't care if I have homework. T^T

-10:00pm-

Mom: Got to bed!

Me: I still got homework to do.

Mom: I don't care, go to bed!

-Math Class-

Teacher: Where's your homework?

Me: Uh..uh.. (>_>) I.. I ate it.

[aangfangirl]

This is too accurate! Haha!

[Picturecat11]

Haha describes me and my brother so well lol. I do the math problems, he eats them lol

[kogarocks12]

i love the thumbs up at the end. it made my evening.

[SuperExplosiveCheese]

the sad part is that it's soo true.

[NekoRini]

..i always eat my homework....

[gogojojo5500]

I never knew I could love Canada even more

[TheIsabellaNightmare]

I use homework as an excuse all the time >:D

-11:48 pm-

Mom: It's getting late. You need to go to bed.

Me: But I have homework *teary puppy eyes*

Mom: . . . fine. Just get some sleep soon *suspicious*

Me: Okay!

*Mom leaves*

Me: (>_>)...(<_<)...(*w*) Youtube, here I come.

And here I am :3

[bunnyfoofoobuunny]

O_O THEY FOUND ME OUT....That trump card never works though T^T

[OtakuGirl13258]

well done canada! you get a cookie!

canada: yayyyy some one notaced me!!!!!!

[HaHaHaImAwsome]

Love British comedy <3

[SuFinsLovechild]

Canada: 3 and 3 equals... 6?

England: :D Great Canada! ...America, where's your homework?

America: I ate it. :3

England: O.o

[PrincipessaDellOpera]

Love.

[rainstar999]

xD

[vampiregirl1242]

Dad: *comes into room* Bed time, school tomorrow.

Me: *looks up from hw* ......I have homework....

Dad: *glares at me and leaves*

[SabbyNoKyuubiOfsound]

The homework still tasted better then England's cooking

[iamme737]

@SabbyNoKyuubiOfsound xD

[thetreeclan1]

@SabbyNoKyuubiOfsound thats probably WHY he ate it XD

[kittysnakebite]

@SabbyNoKyuubiOfsound

yeeeaaaahhh.....

that's probably why he ATE his homework

[flufiiii]

So i invited some friends over along with an american friend and german friend and a british humor show started playing....

American friend: God this sucks, how can you guys even understand the british humor? it's lame. let's go do something else.

German friend: I think it's kinda funny tho....

American friend: *turns off TV* HIDE AND SEEK EVERYBODY. I WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER :D

German friend: he's annoying. why did we invite him over again?

me: ...*thinking of APH all time*

[Tuiteyfruity88]

who is this? he sounds familiar

[AverageRandomness]

@Tuiteyfruity88 I think it's Eddie Izzard.

[AniRemi]

I think that trumps you, sir.

[cherrimrocks]

lol thats what i do...sorta...i finish my homework then pretend i didnt so i can watch youtube...like right now :)

[VKkay]

@coolestgeekaround107 i could not stop laughing after i read that!!! man i wish i was in your class! thats just to funny! this is how i pictured it- teacher: Oh whats that? A note? well lets see it then. you: *looks at teacher* *looks at note* *back at teacher* *back at note* .. *shoves note into mouth* teacher: *facepalm* oh god..... for some reason i imagined your teacher lookin like england... O.o

[VKkay]

*snicker*......*snicker*......­............... BRUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[yokosbride]

England: America, where's your homework? It was on the table a minute ago.

America: I ate it!

England: -facepalms-

[Sarahvampirechic11]

@yokosbride exactly what would happen if the homework was to ddraw a hamburger

[HibariNagi]

i like watching America's teeth sparkle

it refreshes me. 8D

[PandorasGeass]

This is so true. xD

[Mitchialia]

America was the accident...Canada was planned.

[eclipsemoon98]

@Mitchialia Whenever we learned in Soc. Studies about how Canada came to be..I was officially convinced that FrUK was canon....and that was the very first thing that came to mind.

[akly1379]

I believe I just got abs from laughing so hard!

[twilightfan5623]

me and a friend was in class and out teacher who is cool said we could use our ipod so she had this in here and we stared to laugh and then our teacher saw this and showed to the class after that he asked who uses this excuse and we all raised our hands he just laughed out loud

[Hetalia4eva101]

lol so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolestgeekaround107]

this reminds me of the time me and my friend passed notes and our teacher caught us when she asked for the note i just shoved it my mouth she just face palmed and asked my parents if i needed any help. haha

[TheLastCurlbender]

@coolestgeekaround107 You...my friend...WIN!!!!



[coolestgeekaround107]

@TheLastCurlbender thank you my teach still gives me weird looks but on the brightside i can pass notes without getting in trouble :)

[DeidaraCosplayer44]

@coolestgeekaround107 I think I'll do that the next time my science teacher gets mad at me for drawing swimming tomatoes in class!! :D :D

[zitalee2]

dammit, he saw through my ploy XD

[MsVampirezombie]

Looks at homework: 3(x)+6x to the second power x 15 to the fifth power equals 0, simplify the expression.

Me: Fuck. This. Shit. *shoves paper in her mouth*

Dad: What the hell are you doing?

Me: Homework......

Dad: Where did we go wrong with you?

[Marushachan]

@MsVampirezombie

Pfffftt~! XD

[aqfanatic]

i use my homework as a ploy to get out of doing chores :)

my education trumps household cleanliness every time :)

[vampirekyo2012]

*looks at homework* f**K this! *eats it*

dad: wtf r u doing.....?

*mouth stuffed with paper*......um.....nuthun(noth­in)

[awomerock]

*looks at homework* Hmm, 2+7=...... *eats paper*

[pokemongirl415]

LOL SOOO ACURATE

Love you alfread

Nice job on this

[ParadiseQuestMangaka]

Canada: 3 and 3 equals... chicks?

Okay... he IS related to France x3

[shadowgirl2100]

woahh! *-* I do my homework, buuut first I pretend to be doing it and watch videos, edit, draw, or read fanfiction and THEN at 1 am I start by hw xDD

[yoai0rocks]

if england was my dad.. hed probably pnish me by making me eat scones O.o

[OXOXGaaraOXOX]

Eh that's not true for me when I get home I go straight to doing my homework so that I can have time to go waste my life watching random Youtube videos like this what beauty <3

[FMAFMAFMAyaoi]

I feel so out of the circle because I do my homework...

[fuyuseetaa]

@FMAFMAFMAyaoi

Don't worry, I do my homework too. That's why I have straight A's.

[shadowgirl2100]

@FMAFMAFMAyaoi It's okay; I do my homework as well ^-^

[XxGothLolixX]

ZOMFG! CAN IGGY BE MY HETALIA-DADDY?!

[ladymay101]

who does homework at home? everyone knows you do it at school the next morning going 'aw shit, i totally forgot to do my homework!'

[sandstormxx]

Right now, I am doing homework. ;)

[Alicetimetable]

New excues...

Teacher: "Where's your homework"

Me: "I ate it"

Teacher:"...Why?"

Me:" Well I didn't eat it RIGHT away, I used it as a ploy to stay up late, then I ate it."

Teacher: "...."

Me:" I think that trumps you ma'am."

[ladyknights104]

is it just me or does this comedians voice fit Iggy PERFECTLY!!!!!!

[OpenMindsAreKey181]

i love eddie izzard and all those kids who, like me, obviously eat their homework.

[grunnychan]

The day someone dislikes this video is the day america goes to bed when it is bed time.

[IPutTheUKInUKE]

America: Eating the paper since the age of three.

[pokemongirl415]

Alfred would eat the paper XD

[sasuhina478]

This made my day :D

[KagamineLenX3]

I'm totally saying "I think hat trumps you, sir" the next time my parents complain about me doing "homework" until 4 in the morning.

[windalchemist001]

me: *watching anime or read fanfiction or something else*

mom: *is opening the door*

me: *trun to differn't page and contue acting like i've been dooing my hw*

mom: got to bed

me:but i still got a lot of hw

mom: *sighs* fine but hurry up and got to bed *leaves room*

me: *goes back to whatever i was doing*

[piratequeen11]

@windalchemist001 LOL! I would do that all the time! XD

[windalchemist001]

@piratequeen11 yay high five *hold hand up for high five*

[piratequeen11]

@windalchemist001 *high fives* gets back to doing 'homework'

[windalchemist001]

@piratequeen11 ^_^ lol i agree with the message you sent yourself

[piratequeen11]

@piratequeen11 Hard work pays off later, procrastination pays off now. *ighH fives and continues to do 'homework.*

[msbloweverythingup]

Hmmm.....3 and 3 equal.....hmmm.....SHICKS!

[LoveGaara06]

Psh, so totally them!! All three of them!!! XDDDD

[PwnedByPineapple]

Dude. That is EXACTLY what I use homework for.

This is perfect. /salutes

[Halfbluemoon1]

I used homework to get of doing chores!

[WarriorcatzluvMedi]

friend: "Don't have my homework"

teacher: "Why not?"

friend: "My dog ate it."

teacher: *looks at me* "and why don't you have your homework?"

me: (doesnt have a dog) "I ate it."

[cutekittenlady]

I have found myself loving british comedians more and more.

[OtakuBishounengirl]

i already do that!!! xDDDDD

Me: *leaves hmk on table as a "ploy" while watching anime*

Mom: *comes in* Its 2 in the morning and u got to wake up at 6 =.= go to sleep already

Me: But i still got homework to do D:

Mom: =.= wtf?

Me: I think that trumps u sir. ^_^

Mom: *leaves*

[OmNomNomDinoX3]

Im the child that eats my homework....... and I'm 16 :D

[KittehBear]

@OmNomNomDinoX3 Same here :D

[OtakuMomokoHime]

@OmNomNomDinoX3 i still do from time to time! ... what? i was hungry

[Imstillhere151]

It's funny cuz I just did that! (Used hw to stay awake, i mean) ^~^

[PuppiesxXxRule]

My friend one time ate his homework and told the teacher exactly that, you should have SEEN her face!

[PrussiaTheAwsum]

lololol....america eats his homework lol!

[Ladyzero1]

XD lmao!!!! so funny!!!

>w< i do home work so i can stay up late!

[LunaWing118]

IT WAS PRUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!



[AngelNicholson]

"Where's your homework?"

"I ate it!"

Although it would probably get you in more trouble than "the dog ate my homework" you'd definitely have a more creative excuse.

[roxehisherebackup]

Me: - drinks milk out of apple jacks -

England: Then Eats The Paper

Me: - spits in bowl and wet myself - LOL

true story

[temarigirl160]

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!

[Dearhunter43]

Oh England is bitching about cooking classes again.

[gaarasgurl100]

that was funny, but america isnt that stupid. if anyone was that stupid id say it would be italy.

[Roxi2Star]

@gaarasgurl100 Non... Italy knows what he's doing he acts dumb so he can get in Germany's bed

[gaarasgurl100]

@Roxi2Star well, im kinda becoming a GerIta fan but it still kinda annoys me. i do think america is stupid, but not that stupid.

[Roxi2Star]

@gaarasgurl100 No ones that stupid >.>

[LunaWing118]

My dad saw this and said that is probably one of the most true facts you can learn on youtube!!! XD