Van Damme gets a boner!

[latinlover0211]

jajjajjajaja se le paro la pichula jajajjjaaj

[jigglyfidda125]

i usually get a boner at inconvenient times

[llo705]

lmfao



[TheMasterpieceArtist]

too many questions i have about this video

[Bflo23]

Van Damme rules!

[yepyep23231]

I think the more important question is...WTF is the host doing at 1:10

[zabo78]

@yepyep23231 trying to know what is the size of van damme ' dick

[MrRambo4]

my ear is fucking bleeding because of all whores who screams like a fucking bitch!!! I hate when the fucking girls over reakting with the scream!!!

[VideosAMSR]

1:10 sexual pervert

[zhena87]

green screen

[Cr1ptlord]

WHAT THE FUCK ?

[bwrulz1284]

God Damme -- control yourself!

[jugabooloo]

Haaa

[MarquisChantdamour]

Van Damme is the king!

[SuperNeowiz]

The song is called Furacão 2000 - Dança da motinha

[TheJoaquinsabina]

JCVD is the man!!!

[madrizza]

What song is this?

[jeromegoh225]

he creamed?

[Webmax96]

Who wouldn't have a boner at his place ?

[starzznkisses]

worst dancer ever..lol

[senchaisgreen]

I'm 12, and what is this?

[CrossoverBeast]

@senchaisgreen Yeah man don't watch this crap. Van Damme is a Rapist. Look like monkey trying to masturbate. 

[WolfieWolfFilms]

@senchaisgreen a boner is when a mans cock erects. and this some guy getting one. and its very nasty, so i wouldnt suggest this!!!!

[0masakra0]

@senchaisgreen Just...forget, stay a child as long as you can. 

[HelghastFTW]

WTF did i watch ???????????

[AtheismCentral]

he was fucking humping her leg what do you expect?

[HappyGuy00000]

its not a boner he just has big package

[Hylgar]

That was...hard...to watch.

[Element4LifeAKATurco]

what year was this?

[SuperNeowiz]

@Element4LifeAKATurco Like 2000

[SexyN0Jutsu]

a real inspiration

[carouselwings]

ooh WHATS THE SONG?

[electrickspatula]

Van damme has a dreamy boner no wonder all the girls were goin nuts lol

[electrickspatula]

I like boners! Boners are awesome!!!  :D

[bujoun76]

At least Jean-Claude was surrounded by girls! Unfortunately the host seemed more interested in Van Damme's ummm "goods", then he was in that gorgoeus dancer. I hope he's retired.

[zefatomen]

dude this guy got 2 boners on the same show...and the funny part was that the host was bendind down to see it...wat a pervert

[Ipacpc]

Pervy tv host, he was all like searching for it

[halfdead11]

nigger

[Iwriteyouressays]

That's the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life. Grinding his boner on those chicks. What a badass.

[super7480]

I c no boner

[you0axed0for0it]

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG

[rubinho66]

tHE FIRST SONG IS "DANCA DA MOTINHA" AND THE SECOND ONE IS "CONGA LA CONGA"WITH GRETCHEEN

[you0axed0for0it]

@rubinho66 YOU ARE THE MAN!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH...IM GONNA GO HAVE SEX TO BOTH OF THESE SONGS NOW..LMAO

[ukijhu97]

forget the boner...what in the hell is going on????

[volkanoscopy]

The muscle from Brussel hey?

[elmo10inch]

could anyone translate what they were saying at the end?

[jsee12953]

Hmmm maybe next time he should be a little more discreet with the 'eyes glued to her pelvis' staring

[eaglescountstacks]

What's that first song??? It sounds so awesome...

[kavePizzaHunter]

what a.. WIN! definitely :D

[uhelp06]

Friction

[wasianna1]

this is a look a like

[rokosalov]

welcome to the retard dance school

[xAristaicx]

that blonde girl....

[goman9078]

he's my hero.

[jigglyfidda125]

I'm a straight 17 yo boy and i want to shake van damme's hands

[Biopunked]

@GothicMic

Its cumulative...

(See what word I've hidden there?)

[Biopunked]

@phmike69

I hope you re a girl

[aendrix1]

i´ve always wanted to see him with a boner

[ignition07]

I imagine all the girls are screaming BECAUSE he got a boner?

Scary, no?

[avedahusniyahadara]

atleast he didnt try to play it off!

[OrcSoldat]

I would not have been embarrassed. I would have been like "THIS IS ME WHEN I'M NORMAL!"

[shortsandsheep]

There is literally...one girl screaming...in both videos...

[nintendo007]

You couldn't pay me enough to dance on stage like that on tv.... unless I got some pussy later on

[you0axed0for0it]

anyone know the name of the song? its tight!!!

[13eka31]

mhh sexy n yummy mmmmmmmmh :3 ,wow he can dance wow!

[DaveWarfare]

Van damme's mind: OH SHIT im getting a boner!!! I'll try and dance it off !!!

Camera: Zoom in ther boner !

Van : FUCK YOU IM DANCING YOU OFF BONER NOT NOW !

[zoomskiller]

id get one too

[NicolasAnelka58]

if he wouldnt get a boner in this situation, then i rlly would believe that he is gay.

[atomgraud]

l0l

[GrilledOnionsPlease]

i just got a boner

[gibsondude07]

I just got a boner

[jettcenterfold]

bvaahahabkjwadakdjahjja what is that damn song hahaha

[Ceejayanthirium]

who says men dont show their feelings?

[Skinny23Jeans]

Well if he didn't get one it would be titled ''Van Damme is gay''

[rishipeace]

he's ugly. so it doesn't turn me on!

[WSLAOK3]

"AHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"...

[xWobbuffetx]

who wouldn't? look at that chick look at those moves

[gothbro111]

i wud hav goten 1 too

[gsahrens]

hey van damme, thats a womens dance

[budhowl]

isnt jean claude a cocaine addict?

[3ood5tock1969]

i think he looks foine :D hahaha

[LordLolinghamThe3rd]

*Insert Chuck Norris comment*

[dextoriousoner]

i like those SUN GLASSES:)

[SmitHolm]

lol Jizzed in his pants.

[HavokOnePointZero]

wow! van damn predicted the future!!!!! who knew skinny jeans would come back in style!!!

[eidothea]

Men are so easy.

[jsbobo36]

Woman grinds ass on mans penis man gets boner ok ? i don't see whats so shocking about it this really lol

[chaosweaver1000]

thumbs up if you hear screams almost every second in the video

[Kamelkatze]

@noah101996 sad isn't it.. but actually I way talking about the age. whatever it's just a boner.

[freshnessbeyond]

hahahha he's so chilll when he realized it hahaha

[bedoon]

ROFL HE DIDNT EVEN BOTHER HIDING IT HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[zulhilmi50]

jajajaja! boner achieved

[Kamelkatze]

@sorsorer132 I'd say we're flattered or freaked out.. it depends on who got the erection

[noah101996]

@Kamelkatze it all comes back to what the guy looks like on the outside doesn't it? sorry to be so negative but isn't it true?

[R3P3AT]

Performance was a bit stiff i'd say?

[TheSchimmi]

@R3P3AT Better stiff than fluid.

[themaximus71]

hell think about it if she rubbed up against you when you were pootangless for awhile youd get hard to so all you hard core fugly folks that have no life but to insult grow the fug up daym

[stresszwiebelchen]

whats the name of the song?

[moschino1955]

wan the mother fucking dam is back motherfuckers.

[speedynba3]

63 didnt get a boner

[harrison58]

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING HARD-ON, WHATSOEVER. Seriously, is TV that devoid in Brazil that they have to invent an erection...?

[Dhinoa]

Yes the host laugh van dammes face. Here in Brazil is normal that people dance on stage but we see that Van Damme couldnt control himself. Sorry bad english uhsauhsauahs

[Gabiex1012]

Van Damme...WTF !

That guy is just lame.

[callofdutyWAWmodder]

lol when he got a boner the music said boner boner lool

[mykylc]

the girl he got a boner on looked like a man.

[silviu13hd]

what year was that ?

[ItsLeslieBxtch]

Hahahah, it's okay Van. We still love you (;

[hozzy2]

van damme has best boner in the world .. jvcd no1 

[Callmedoctor]

@hozzy2 No homo

[SirKillerBunny]

Jizz in the end...

[ArtQuakedoom95x4]

i remember to watch this live years ago, i don't think that it's more than 10 years ago but it can be.

[gillesowns]

Thats why u wear tight underwear so no one can see if u get a boner lol

[bongothemagicalmonky]

THEY GUY BELOW ME CALLS IT THROWING AN UPPERCUT LOL THATS A GOOD ONE LOL

[cruelgrotequeblood]

That's definitely the wrong timing to throw an uppercut. If he's a boxer, he's definitely an amateur. And so am I:)

[rmathew2]

horny bastard

[ibk1980]

quem mais gostou pelo jeito foi o gugu!

[xxNikkeh]

LOL HOW EMBARRASSING FOR HIM

[rmathew2]

@xxNikkeh but are they laughing at him or with him?

[freshaashiq]

the screaming girl getin orgasm by va damme moves !

[infamoussafg]

i didnt even notice

[skooterseven]

at least we know he's straight

[Ilikebuttss]

I like how he had his mic. in front of his pants like he was jerking off to it or someting haha

[HypnoToad72]

Well, when people started to laugh at him, what's really scary is that he still HAD the boner... oh my...

[BoboisAnubis]

what a whores :D why are all these girls screaming :D

[sparrowlena]

WTF

[jcnava15]

Does the host realize he is pointing and laughing at Van Damme? He is lucky he made it out alive.

[jxpjax]

Haahaha they're screamin'

[brookyyyykd]

that would be so embarrassing, he does deserve it though for making terrible movies

[brian007ization]

What the hell man what the hell

[chaosnewman]

What the fuck is he wearing. I don't even care about the boner his pants is so fucking ugly

[UshRough91]

@chaosnewman well, that's because you're a shallow person who only cares about the looks and the outsie :)!

[ireallydontcare76]

@chaosnewman he was attacked by a masked man spraying bleach.

[zeprefel]

@chaosnewman he said later in this show those were clothes from his brand, some designed by himself, so you get the idea

[beepasha5]

@chaosnewman that was in the beginning of the 2000 everyone had weard ugky pants lol

[Deidaaraartisabang]

girls crying and shouting for something !

[beatyouful]

wtf , who's screaming down there?

[sorsorer132]

I wonder how women feel when they know they caused someone to get a boner? Do they get turned on too?

[TheBubblealchemist]

@sorsorer132 honestly its more of a depends on the situaton thing. Your in bed with your male, yeah, but like if your not in a sexual situation, like oh my god. Yeah it doesn't turn us on, at least not me.

[CapChronic]

@sorsorer132 I'm guessing you never been layed

[sorsorer132]

@CapChronic Just did a week ago hahahaha

[CapChronic]

@sorsorer132 wet dreams don't count

[rmathew2]

@CapChronic haha fucking lol dude nice comeback

[BeautyClips]

@sorsorer132

If the guy with the boner looks hot, I'd be turned on too, in that case ;p

[eidothea]

@sorsorer132 Depends on how good looking he is. You men think you're the only ones who care about looks?

[presa1200]

@sorsorer132 they feel the "pride", definitely

[streetvanbloom1234]

@sorsorer132 no, especiallywhen it's someone as old and ugly as van damme

[prahlaine]

@sorsorer132 no

[sorsorer132]

Having a boner in public is nothing to be ashamed of. I mean who wouldn't after dancing the most bone inducing dance with a hot partner?

[vhmbdc]

LMAO LMAO I REMEMBER THAT DAY!

[Vomitonthecross]

Seagal is bigger.

[Jorawar69]

lolwut? - The only appropriate words for this video.

[hollowslayer11]

dude.........nope thats all i got is dude

[Arriaann]

what a clown

[abidargecit]

too funny :D

how is the name of the song?

[zeprefel]

@abidargecit the first is "danca da motinha" by é o tchan and the second is "la conga" by gretchen, the woman that made the boner. She also made a porn movie some years later named "la conga sex"

[Fawful5]

@zeprefel Was Van Damme the COSTAR of that porn movie, by any chance?

[zeprefel]

@Fawful5 Not this time

[fevershorty]

he acts like he just blew a load

[PapayaFreakX3]

awww hahaha

[dinolein]

he looks like an idiot

[MellonDramatic]

OKAY CMON dancing like that next to her. LIKE YOU WOULDNT GET A BONER~!

[goldfinger17]

His clothes are funny!

[T64MR]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[1996Prashant]

its so funny when he tries to hide his boner !

[9691ashley]

he is so cute! lol

[shortsandsheep]

there was ONE girl SCREAMING! xD

[mati07slr]

whats the name of the girl?? the first girl!

[yuji09]

@mati07slr the first girl's name is Sheila Mello. SHE'H HOT!

[SuperThemaster1991]

Gretechen Vagabunda :D

[DalueCommentarys]

omg how embarassing lmfao

[LNGclanProductions]

i love how 1: he makes a joke out of it and 2: the host tries his best to look XD

[mrDC300]

oh my gosh! did his boner died at the end? i think he cummed in his little underwear!