A Very Potter Sequel Act 2 Part 11

[medicslady1983]

Lucius: Why else would you have such a little-D?

Draco: It's so small...

Lucius:......IT'S CUZ YUR A FUCKING ELF!!!!!!!!

[Hyperluna]

@98TheNugget- IK bro. It's midnight on a school night. Maybe I'll be able to see the northern lights!

[scoobystar97]

Perhaps. But now I see that banishment is far to merciful a penalty. Yours shall be far steeper!  - Firelord ozai to Zuko. Avatar the last aitbender quote. Ilove how I know that!

[LilJamieP]

Draco...That was the most graceful grand jete' I've ever seen in my life!

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

Harry: Lalavander?

Hermine: Filtch?

Ron: revolus black seriouss brother?

Yaxley: Me?

Lutious: No,.....DOBBY!

LMFAO

[musclvr98]

@marySTARKIDRANGER1 That was funny, until you fucked with everyone's name.

[Kaivynie123]

"lucius' wife beds smeagol" fucking love these people

[allersmcgee]

2:34 FORESHADOWING ALERT!!

[Maox8]

When I saw Hermione get hurt, I looked at Draco and thought 'Shit's about to get real.'

[musclvr98]

@Maox8 But he's just like crying

[Anicromiunnachibi25]

@smileyworld23 sameeeee XD

[AwkwardNinja98]

Werewolves- they're vampires, gremlins, robots... basially referred to as anything but werewolves...

[nintendolayton37]

Dobby!!!!

[TheMindbreak2]

0:22 Oh my God I almost died there xD

they are even better than the original malfoys

[MrsGinnyPotterx]

4:33 - MINECRAFT PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!

[MrsGinnyPotterx]

You... Wiener jacket!!!!

[98TheNugget]

It's 2:30am. This is the 8th time I've watched this, but I still laughed so hard, I woke up my sister. Oops.

[gsusfreek1]

doby!

[saphira41999]

awwwww curses! Draco is half elf! and smeagol!

[smileyworld23]

I thought that something was wrong with my computer when they played that music at 3:43

[muchachascreamfat]

lauren's face at 2:09 -2:15

[PaigePossu]

AVADAAAAA LUPIN!

[SuperGlampire]

"How does this sound? You're going to jail!" "It sounded forced" LMAO!

[MsMikuruBeam]

Darren's face at 2:16. LMAO

[DanceeLoverrx3]

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRU­CIO

[briannebiggie]

"You're a fucking elf!"

[dtack98]

.....DAFUQ?!

[MrBBOYKOOLAID]

Dobby is so boss that it is ok for Draco to be fathered by dobby

[blue3616]

AVATAR: TLA REFERENCE!!!!!!!! =DDDDD EPICNESS!!!

[kurtmcfried]

"IT'S COS YOU'RE A FUCKING ELF."

You can just hear all the years of him wanting to shout that. xD

[longliveP0TTER]

"ITS CAUSE YOUR A F****CKING ELF" LOL ♥

[TheNaebyrd]

Anybody but me catch the last airbender reference? "So [s]he's still alive?" "Perhaps... Now i see that banishment is too merciful a punishment. Yours shall be far steeper..."

[Jammar83]

That awkward moment when you're told a house elf is your father ~~ LMFAO!!!!

[soCOOLgirl13]

haha *yaxley high-fives Ron* "awesome. adults"

[ilovech0c0late1230]

Did anyone else get the Avatar the Last Airbender reference at 3:44 or was that just me :p

[TheNaebyrd]

@ilovech0c0late1230 OHMYGAWD YES lol i didn't see this until i said that lol

[ilovech0c0late1230]

@TheNaebyrd

LOL i didnt notice it till AFTER i watched the entire Avatar series again :P

[jdepp102]

Tyler Brunsman...Can he ever stay alive?

[SNSDFLH4ever]

@jdepp102 LOL Tyler Brunsman played Diggory and Fudge, right? I thought he looked familiar

[CrankDatJonasBoi]

Draco...you danced! Best part ever :p

[sugarsweetclaire]

BEST PLOT TWIST EVER!

[potterfan1234561]

Dobby is draco's dad funny

[PigfartsForever]

Don't you love how Hermione and Harry are looking around embarrased while Ron's trying not to laugh

xD I'm with Ron on this one

[NobodyTossesADwarf91]

@PigfartsForever I thought he was trying not to chunder!

[bandgeeksrule696]

16 people have little d's

[EpicHero14]

Lucius: ``No, Dobby!``

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[SchuesterSnape]

Can you imagine the scandel it would have caused if that had gotten out? Lucius Malfoy's wife beds Smeagol.

LOL!

[TheMiagirlist]

DOBBY!

[nevilsgirlfriend]

No.. dobby LOLOL :)

[Bag2218]

Avatar quote FTW

[Ravenclawrian172]

Hahahahaha! Dobbly!

[TheShipsThatSinking]

IT'S BECAUSE YOUR A F**KING ELF!!!!

lol, best line ever!!

[kgirl0248]

No it dobbie!!!!

[whatchacowkids]

It's so small

ITS CUZ UR A FREAKIN ELF !

[SilveerStarr]

That was the most polite way I've seen someone react to Petrificus Totalus.

[TheObsessedGleek]

"It sounded forced."

[theatregeek59]

Drahhco! You dahhnced!!

[Floundermore]

they should have used the Gollum puppet as a Dobby cameo. just sayin'.

[MsAwesomeZebra]

LMFAO! It is small....

[UncleChickenHam]

Did anyone else get the avatar reference?

[nightfurylover1]

at 3:32... wasn't that an avatar: the last airbender refrence?

[LucyBMProductions]

Only starkid could think of something that hilarious! :D

[theatrefreakdan]

Lucius: "And then I'll do what I should have done 12 years ago"

Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame: "Now I'm going to do what I should have done 20 years ago"

another disney reference!

[gjf829]

WAIT! I JUST NOW NOTICED! IS THAT A GEN-U-INE TIME TURNER! I HAVE ONE! LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT! got it off The Noble Collection's website! it's AMAZING!

[bloxy006]

'its because your a fucking elf" have you seen yourself legolas

[PrettyPrinceOfParty1]

Its because your a fucking elf !

[PennyJarid]

WARNING never eat soup while watching this. I mean every part of both AVPM and AVPS are hilarious but I've seen them do many times that I laugh but I can reframe from laughing my butt off. But this scene will get u every time! My reaction when my soup was gone: MY SOUPS GONE!!!! DRACO U LiTTLE SHIT!!!!! Lmao

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

Lucus: No DOBBY!!

Draco: *schocked*

everyone else: thoughts ron- holy shit i need a redvine Yaxley- strange Harry - WOW!!! Herman- i am confused

me: OMG!!!! that explans y he is short and the diper tolet thing! also me LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!

[girldragon00]

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RR................UCIO!!!

[rapperchick1997]

"Awesome Adults,"

[0PommeFraise0]

NOW I understand why people keep referring to Dobby as Draco's father.

[rumbleroar4]

i would hav peed my pants if when lauren touched her nose she said IM BLEEDING!!!!

[StephaneMohr1014]

That one time when i drowned the litter of his young my...... Brothers.?

I died

[drgnrdrgrl]

Best part about live plays: Audience reactions.

[bridgetskittles]

ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF

[xXxmyLoveisTruexXx]

Draco's face at 2:12

xD

[CherrydollDancer]

0:21 dead

[maximumride131313]

2:06 That explains why he's so short. . .

[MasterPakku1]

Another A:TLA quote! :D

"I know see that banishment is far to merciful a punishment. Yours shall be far steeper..."

[lilTwigurl]

How fo they refrain from laughing

[StephaneMohr1014]

@lilTwigurl LOTS of practice!!!!

[lilTwigurl]

@StephaneMohr1014 That has to be the only way

[LessThan3Obsessions]

Oh my Wizard Gawd.....Tyler Brunsman rolling his r's.....I'm in love......CRRRRRRRRRRRUCIO!

[BufandaandLatisha]

The casts trying really hard not to laugh. It's entertaining. They do a really good job.

[Raquellaism]

Best twist ever!!

[monkey4352]

PLOT TWIST!

[rosieheeley]

Lucious Malfoy's wife beds Smeagle ;)

[Cragnog22]

How much did that scene remind everyone of avatar the last airbender? :o

[Animedude234]

@Cragnog22 you mean because its a total homage to it?

[Delilah932]

GREATEST PLOT TWIST EVER

[kittykat9716]

Its so small...

ITS CAUSE YOUR A F***ING ELF!

i didn't need to travel back in time to shit my pants ;)

[iluvGinger0214]

I wasnt that drunk! "Dude you went up to Voldemort and told him you got his nose!"

[Missmusicmaster432]

WOAH! THIS SOUNDS LIKE AVATAR! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

[iplay12211]

Yaxley my favorite fricken character

[kollinn]

damn, i was drinking water, not such a good idea when you`re watching this.

[thevpq]

crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccc­ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[allersmcgee]

Yes Draco, it is so small. but its not cuz ur a fucking elf. ITS CUZ UR A GIRL!!!

[ThePurpleNinja1100]

Yaxleys face is like it all makes sense now

[ZealousDaisy]

Favorite Part: "Lucius Malfoy's Wife Beds Smeagol!"

[thedragonofthesky]

Yaxley: Me?

Lucius face: WTF? why would she ever bed you?

[austincucch]

@TheSamanthaAbbott no. Dobby is a male house elf.

[sammi12320]

OMG DOBBY!!!!! i feel bad now! XD XD JK

[TheSamanthaAbbott]

Dobby's a girl?!?!?!?!

[ashblast911]

*im walk on stage dramatically* wrong again draco's real father is...papa smurf! *gasp*

[ElizaGarrettt]

When he said dobby I stopped yo-yo-ing and almost spit out my lemon drop!

[Chocobearization]

2:09 THE FACE!!!!!

[GeorgiaisEmofly99]

With Lucius, you cant HAVE and affair, you have to CHOREOGRAPH one

[EvannaLily]

The fact that you can get in the top comments by repeating the exact dialogue that we JUST HEARD in the video is sad. This place has really gone to the dogs.

[Navillae]

Lucius: Someone I may have even loved...

Harry: Olivander?

Hermione: Filch?

Ron: Regulus Black, Sirius's brother?

Yaxley: Me?

Me: LOL! xD

[marubiller18]

Lucius Malfoy's wife bed Smeagol!! LMFAO

[Chocobearization]

Harry: He's a liar!

Ron: He's an a**hole!

Yaxley: Yeah!



[mikawies]

DOBBY?!?!? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwww

[BlueLight365]

3:33

That dialogue was ripped directly from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Pretty cool.

[JesseDuarte13]

@BlueLight365 They also ripped a line directly from ATLA in the last one. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed!

[starkidmaniac01]

It's so small

It's cause your a f***ing elf

I died

[ilurrrverussia]

Lusius-She choreograph an affair with someone behind my back. Someone I trusted. Someone who I may have even Loved Me-WTF WHO COULD THAT BE Hermione-Allavander Harry-Filtch Ron- Reguls Black, Sirius' blacks brother Yaxlee-Me! Me-Rhodolphus Lestrangen who's phsyco bitch of a wife Bellatrix crucioed poor professor quirrell Lucius- No!... Dobby! everyone- GASP Me- oh... Lucius- My former house elf Draco- No? Lucius- Ohyes! It explains alot doesn't it Me- YOU BITCH... really? poor you.

[MatsuriProductions]

Lucius looks like Jareth the Goblin King!!!

[kittenkev239]

I love the sissy way the Malfoys act together

Draco: *dances away* Body Bind Hex

Lucius: *Kneels down* Oh

i rofl'ed my waffle

[88sallymay]

that was he small

[ShayMcSudonim]

Normal people plan.

Malfoys choreograph.

[SiriuslyMisto]

"How does this sound, you're going to jail."

"It sounded forced."

Love it XD

Then at the end when Ron goes, "No, Yaxely, our second best adult friend, this way!"

I died XD

[iiMuzic]

...ohmygosh, there was an A:TLA reference:

"But now I see that banishment is far too merciful a penalty...yours shall be far steeper!"

[ThePotterfreak17]

drahco malloy...LOL

[1DLoveTWx]

I've just noticed that Tyler's nearly as tall as Lauren when he's knelt down :')

[kickitupanotchdraco]

@Fervid20 and mad-eye??

[randy1derful]

I must say, Lucius's boots are simply fabulous!

[lmds1114]

DOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazysisters51]

I had the same expression as Lauren when they found out dobby was his dad. It's so horrible. I then thought, hmm maybe only Draco knows about Pigfarts because he is half elf and only elfs know about Pigfarts???

[hamletisastud]

is 3:34 - 3:44 an Avatar: the last airbender reference? <3

[spaceman965]

LAUREN I WANNA HUG YOU SO DAMN MUCH

[spaceman965]

its like an episode of jeremy kyle.

[spaceman965]

OMFG OMFG OMFG DOBBY?!?!?! DUR DUR DUR DRACOS ELF WIENER

[realmallan]

DOBBY :O

[NteTaiNeme]

2:06 That awkward moment when everything makes sense.

[thecoolelizabeth]

oh how I just LOVE Draco in this... <3 :D

[xxxXrandomstuffXxxx]

I laigh so hard whenever Lucius says 'Drahco'.

[klace20]

'Awesome, adults.' Darren is the one that's awesome. And Lucius, how he's like 'It's cause you're a fucking elf!' LMFAO

[SableRoze]

This is my second time seeing this. It still surprised me!

[AjBr1998Bumblebee]

Drahko you danced , I finally taught you something...!

Nooo the centaurs taught me that -3

[MrsLouisTomlinso1000]

Drahko...you danced!

[SelenaGomezGMW]

OH MY WIZARD GOD I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

[jessisnacorn]

Narcissa and Dobby... Thats a horrid image O.O

[dmt979]

"Awesome, adults."

[Scathac24]

can't breath lol

[Heatherstripe22]

When Lucius tells Draco that Dobby's his dad, Joey looks like he's trying really hard not to laugh.

2:48

[bellaisadorkihateher]

well, draco, we no why your daddy never wrote to you, next year.

he's dead.

[lovierthenthou]

no the centaurs taught me that

XD

[Zawren]

Greatest.Plot Twist.Ever. xO

[KitKatSnak]

IT'S A ROBOT!! xD

[monkey4352]

Mind. Blown.

[XiarraZ]

Did anyone get the Avatar The Last Airbender reference?

[ThePurpleNinja1100]

yaxley is like omg it makes so much since

[ThePurpleNinja1100]

regulus black sirius blacks brother Yaxley:me? lmao laughed so hard

[MsMiniMango]

poor draco!

[Hillarymurray4]

Dobby? Omg.

[JustJayRoses]

"Drahco, you dansed-"

-Super shocked face of Lucious Malloy

[Fairyangel24]

Lol! The look on Darren's face at 2:17!

[JustJayRoses]

Why are harry and Ron holding Yaxley back from helping Herminone and Draco?

[NobodyTossesADwarf91]

@JustJayRoses I think it's meant to be Yaxley holding Ron and Harry back from helping Hermione :)

[wolfpup00101]

"hes a liar " hes an asshole!" XD

[PuginaConverseShoe]

Oh gosh I love Yaxley.... XD

me?

He gets this look on his face like 'It explains so much...'

[PuginaConverseShoe]

ITS BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING ELF!

[PuginaConverseShoe]

that was the longest crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuu­uu-- ever!

[LovedByNoneButAll43]

"No, Dobby!"

Me: *Shock* It all makes sense...

[naomi909]

LOL avatar reference 3:30-3:45

[HarryPotterLove1998]

*Someone i trusted, someone i may have even loved...

*Oliviander?

*Filtich?

*Regulas Black, Sirius' brother?

*Me??????

*NO...DOBBY!!!!!!

cracking up!!!!

[Misspoesje9]

IT'S CAUSE YOURE A F*CKING ELF!! Haha, how they invent it :')