Jeff Dunham on Jay Leno

[flameboy050]

gets better every time :P

[SoulEaterMakaxSoul]

Damn I'm from Croatia 1:55

[HHHandHBK1]

@SoulEaterMakaxSoul I ja isto :DD

[BibiWho16]

SILENCE... I kill you

[natashaobrien1]

"will u shut the hell up?" lol

[TheDizzyTrickz]

i kill UuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUUuUUuUuUuUu­UuUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuUu­UuUuUuUUuuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUUuU­uuUUuuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUu­Uu

[Fizzisist]

Priceless!

[ClicquotRose]

wat would u do for a klondike bar? I KILL YOU!

[vitor79pinto]

this Jeff Dunham is born talented! Hilarious!



[Amo2Animais]

240p...so we meet again

[Vfcpatsnation]

GOOD EVENING INFIDELS!!!! I KEEL YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

[Kodanikage]

so wrong but i cant stop laughing

[cromokEEy]

@xXxCroWarriorxXx and our Crotch isn't slow at all :D

[467Nor]

i kill you

[SuperSayian4Angel]

He kills you when your sleeping,he chokes you when you wake,he knows if you are Catholic or Jewish so denounce your infidel fate! Ooooh

Sorry,had to do it,LOVE YOU JEFF AND ACHMED!

[MonkeyDLuffy72981]

@SuperSayian4Angel most of achmeds line were from jeffs new show controlled chaos u should really watch it :P if u haven't that is

[gokusupersayian10]

Good morning infidels

[gokusupersayian10]

You now on these talk shows he says the same thing

[MovieguruThe]

SILENCE..... I...

what?!?!

[panamaniandude]

people!!!! Who's the virgin on the Couch????

[BlazingFlamesOfFury]

@panamaniandude anne hathaway i think

[clumzzgrl]

I think Achmed might be Terrer Clause. (And I'm Catholic so I now know to watch my back for him specially during the holidays)

[LCaptainDotA]

LoL he screwed up in the end... HE IS STILL AWESOME

[JamesParkersStuff]

He's funny and confident, but the voices sound too much like his.

[katiebug200110]

LOL Their going to recall you!

[sailor0charmed0moon]

"its so sad today kids blow up so fast!!" LOLz

and that song at 5:09 ahahahaah

LOVE YOU AHMED xxxxx <3

[XPTSLegendkiller]

240p we meet again....

[Hibean98]

I KILL YOU DEAD!

[g21production]

I want to be on the top comment of this video!

[acepilot1997]

needs new material

[TcxInfected]

i keep forgetting they are not real lol

[Darkmajiq]

@TcxInfected Jajaja Nice



[TheFangclaw7]

@TcxInfected Wait. They're not real? D:

[jggt61]

if you don t thumps up i kill you

[jggt61]

if

[Asmiiiee]

dude...i love this guy...he is amazin..i love achmed.he is awesome...'i kill u.'!!!!=D

[cioranjungfreud]

=))

[CetanZiFelix]

achmed: silence i keel you

!

[magikskopeztv]

stop touching meeeeee!!!

[efi4100]

CROATIA BABY lol

[mflynn64]

please put achmed on the xfactor

[lilbunnyfufu0900]

OMG ACHMED KILLED KEVIN

[Cjguy100]

@lilbunnyfufu0900 that bastard !!!

[lilbunnyfufu0900]

@Cjguy100 oh i know right!?

[Suchitthedude]

Has anyone ever seen his right hand?

[Vortex289]

@Suchitthedude If Walter really does have problems with his ass, I don't think that we want to see his right hand.

[Suchitthedude]

@Vortex289 LOL

[wesker69671]

funny stuff

[Gonzarnr]

Hahaha 72 virgins ? Why not 72 slutty woman that know what they are doing hahaha. Great

[Matrix848877]

flesh wound, totally a Monty Python joke, just sayin

[Centrypulse]

SSSAAANNNTTTAAA ZOMG!!! ITS SANTA!!! kikweeeeeeeeeeeee

BLARGH

[Hdude18x]

Croatia a hell of a place beautiful places beaches and ladies ;)

[Sarando1]

72 sluts that know what to do- and the sluts in the audience scream to be the first one.

[NeoRoman1]

Heee, kills you when you're sleeping...

He chokes you when you wake.

He knows you're a catholic or Jew

So denounce your infidel faith!

[kortneybbbb10325]

CROATIAAAA :DD ♥♥

[RamsesTheFourth]

10 people were killed by Achmed

[MULTYvania007]

10 ppl are dumbasses...

[coprnjack]

i'm from croatia.. LOL

[Mikynka00]

ACHMED! Love him!

[mstiffytaffy1]

those jokes he used them in SPARK OF ISANITY!

[theK00Kaburra]

8 people got run over by there wifes! xD

[moneyyea96]

8 people had their croth behind an hour!!! :O lol! :)

[theK00Kaburra]

@moneyyea96 8 people got run over by there wifes! xD

[mickey777z]

achmed is better

[TheDhensley]

i wish you would come back to az



[SalemMillion]

i kill youuuu..0_0 LOL

[ZaNosHkY]

Im from croatia xD  awesome !

[6Kids12Wings]

hehe if i was there i'd be like "HEEEEYYYYY ACHMEEEED!" "WAT?!" "...can i have a hug?" "...yea what the hell" -hugs Achmed- "Merry Cristmas i kill you! :D" "i love you too Achmed ^^"

[p1st0lss]

i love achmed's laugh!

[p1st0lss]

hahaha "i like the virgin on the couch"

[mikeyzip]

72 Virgins I don't think so. Actually the 72 Virgins are 72 gay guys circliing above them

waiting for the signal from Hades to go after the dead terrorist. Either that or the 72 Virgins are 72 camels??????

[MackFalzone]

You can tell Jeff really loves doing this.

[monster25260]

he has the same voice as peanut

[lavamaster530]

"72 virgins? Why not 72 slutty women who know what they are doing?" Lol.....

[jatol1980]

@lavamaster530

It was actually 1 72 year old virgin

[scorchers18]

@lavamaster530 virgins are tighter lol

[KitsuneProject]

@lavamaster530 72 of them need to keep their legs closed :)

[Noey1900]

ha ha hahahaha!

[BAMF115]

Will ya shut the hell up! A week after new year's and you're still drunk.

[oOoDannyB0yoOo]

the audience didn't seem too receptive to Jeff here. Still, he's an incredible comedian.

[XxIAmTheDivinexX]

7 people were standing to close to achmed

[slipknot3321]

all resused from past specials, wow, un orginal, wow

[okultov]

@slipknot3321 all summarized ur and IDIOT :D

[slipknot3321]

@okultov Your mom

[okultov]

@slipknot3321 u wish u had my mOM BITCH!

[SirDeanosity]

Dang! I keep looking at the puppet like he is coming up with all his own lines.

[Beatles4ever9]

at 3:55 that became walters line in spark of insanity

[Beatles4ever9]

at 3:55 that became waalters line in spark of insanity

[dharokes]

aw its so sad now adays kids blow up so fast haha

[Steventfx3]

Achmen: Terror Claws Will Kill You!!

Santa:You makin fun of me

Achmen:I KILL U

[panamaniandude]

Who's the sexy virgin??? she's hot! :D

[NoInfringementIntent]

@panamaniandude That's actress Anne Hathaway. :-)

[sparkshadowtiger]

Look closely at walter i dont know if anybody noticed this but he looks like Red Foreman from that seventies show XD

[FootofaFerret]

3:55

that use to be Walter's joke :P

[Yashaboy117]

He kills you when your sleeping he chokes you when your awake knows if your catholic or jewish so anounce your infedel face!

[AdolfCritler210]

@Yashaboy117 infadel faith!*********** get your ears checked ;)

[Yashaboy117]

@AdolfCritler210 sorry i was half asleep at the time

[ScottyXCross]

The 72 Virgin/72 Slutty Women joke; I'm so used to hearing Walter do that one, it's weird hearing it come from Achmed. XDDD

[RAV52]

The funniest ventriloquist in the world and the best I've ever seen.

[7888majorm]

Goodnight I kill you!hahahhaha

[djsamonella1]

He used the same jokes on his spark of insanity tour. Except terror claus. That was hilarious

[thehumanbirdie]

@djsamonella1

they do that because they have nothing written yet >.<

[Mrhotwheel99]

i lovethis guy he made me laugh so hard i couldnt breathe

[phantommangagirl]

Achmed is awesome XD.

Walter makes me want to rip his head off.

[TheKringgr8one]

welcome to walmart get ur shit and get out!!!!!!!!!

[alabh2211]

kickassssssssssssssssss

[pandormoon]

I took my kid to "take your kid to work day" XD !!!

[NAZEEMRULEZ]

BRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[johndinbo]

all i can say is HAHAHA and all i can press is LIKE LIKE LIKE

[xXxlawlietXyagmaixXx]

Welcome to Wallmart, Get ur crap and get out!!!

LMAO!

[liveforlife2494]

I actually got a gorgeous Swatch this past Christmas from my brother. Tee hee <3 

[lordofthestrings827]

ACHMED STOLE A WALTER JOKE >:(

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

nagnnagnagnagnagnagnagnaBiitch­BitchBitchBitch

[szekelymarci95]

don't stay to closeeeee :DD

[ajman3742]

terror claus

[lastlivinghippie]

Jackson5iveking I think he means Walter

[necranthemo]

Water sucks! Long live Achmed!!! I want more!!!!!!

[jackson5iveking]

@necranthemo whats wrong with H2O?

[necranthemo]

@jackson5iveking funny i forgot an "l"

[davidboy09]

Wow, is it just me? Or is every single show he does have the same damn jokes. Don't get me wrong he is funny, just tired of hearing the same stuff over, and over again. Good comedians actually change their act up this guyuses the same stuff every single time!

[blkwhtrbbtX]

@davidboy09 He does change them up. But even the best comedians recycle their jokes.

[chelioshit]

@davidboy09 If you see him live he does new stuff. At least when I did. He did the same jokes but added a lot and even was suprised at the stuff "they" said.

[quileter]

"72 virgins why not 72 slutty women who know what they are doing." lmao

[buffyslayer30]

he kicks ass.

[ZieHope]

He got so famous because of his 2007 the dead terorist. Since he has not add any comments(jokes) like then to his act.

That gives you a nice idea doesnt it. Say something through which people like, and then when you are famous just forget about it. You know the American way

Ps. Carlin was the best

[kellyberry]

can someone get me the gals number i have a dummy whod love tp meet her

[Tyronor]

Anne Hathaway is in this. Cool!

[bezdalas22]

best comediant eva

[hugin081]

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