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  • If you actually give a fuck & read all of this, then thank you.

    I work my ass off to get famous on youtube, but it's impossible to make it if no one

    ever hears you & it's hard to get people to hear you when you have no

    exposure...I don't have the money for amazing music videos/big youtube

    advertisements..so all I'm left with is spam.

    If you could take two seconds to give me a thumbs up just so people know I

    exist...you don't have to like me, just gimme a chance to be liked

    /watch?v=Onlm_cAp6Qk

  • @ sexualchocolate . It was a business card. Some thing people had back in the day.

  • god i fucking hate followers

  • some one try one on me lol

  • Thumbs up if you got here cause your a Fresh Prince fan and no one brought you here

  • Fresh Prince Brought me HERE!!

  • too bad the Simple Pickup dudes dont have the swag of the Prince ^_^

  • @FraisC WORD

  • @Bamein kjjhvvviijb

  • TheUnreaI brought me here.

  • thumbs up if simple pickup brought you here

  • I seen all these before Simple Pickup.

  • simple pick up brought me here

  • best tv series ever ... period.

  • SIMPLE PICKUP!

  • thumbs up if u like 'how the girl already had her # written on a paper and just hand it to him'' LOL ..OLD school style!!

  • WILL IS BETTER THAN SIMPLE PICKUP

  • thumbs up if Simplepickup brought u here 

  • hahah he spits game.

  • man shut the fuck up nobody cares if some other thing got you here

  • Simple Pickup! 

  • thumbs up if simplepickup got you here :c

  • Simple Pick Up made this well known ;D

  • SIMPLE PICK UP

  • SIMPLEEE PICKUPP!!

  • Thumbs up for Simple Pickup

  • Simple Pickup Sent me!!

  • the girl at 0:22 is sexy af!!!!

  • Sorry, I wrote teamed and that definitely didn't get my point across. I meant REAMED.

  • @blkgnuz2007 @mahavishnuxc you two are some sick fucking bastards putting shit like that on YouTube and I'm surprised y'all ain't been jailed yet. What you said is blatant goddamn disrespect towards women AND homosexuals and you deserve to get teamed with your own fucking cocks so YOU can see what it's like experiencing the shit you wrote. Trust and believe if I knew where you were, y'all wouldn't see the light of day; you'd be rotting in the deepest hellhole on motherfucking earth. I hope you

  • I didn't know he had so many girlfriends

  • "You're feet must be tired 'cause you been running through my mind all day" - that's a good one!!

  • 1:06 troll face incoming

  • i'v seen your picture before........oh yea in the dictionary next to KAPLAAAAM........what a pick up line, i'm definitely gonna try it

  • These are fantastic

    im going to use them on my friends

    even though im a girl

  • I really wish I was a guy so I could do some of these pick up lines. :D

  • yo baby i know your feet must be tired cause you been runnin through my mind ALL DAY COME HERE GIRL.

  • hey there is a not so legendairy version of this its called how i met you mother

  • 106 people did pick anyone up

  • Your feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!

  • WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THESE COMMENTS. You are all twisted. With that sick, disturbed attitude, rape is the only sex you'll ever have- have fun with the karma in the prison shower when you go to jail.

  • @TheRbehar calm down its a jk man jeez...

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I've got a gun

    Get in the van

  • @FalafellFo  LoL

  • a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen to me

  • "...the fuck are you looking at, bitch!? You wanna suck me off or something?"

    You'd be surprised at how well that line actually works. :)

  • @blkgnuz2007

    Yeah so does, "Oh no baby, see I'm actually gay... yeah I don't like girls."

    -This line is guaranteed major girl pussy that night.

  • @mahavishnuxc Hey, if that's what you're into. To each his own I guess, fag. I'm just sayin' we should'nt respect women. We should encourage raping them. Just fuck 'em and use sluts for what they're good for and that's pussy. You swallow dicks for money, now that's just sick. You have a mental illness. It's quite evident in your eye contact.

  • @blkgnuz2007 no you idiot, do you know how to read? You tell the girl you like your gay. eventually you become friends, she'll hang out with you and stuff, shell take you shopping with her and let you see her naked and trying out outfits because she thinks your gay. then she'll share her secrets because she sees you as just another friend. finally the day will come were she will look at you and say "if only you were straight, you understand me." then, you say "im straight". you hump. then leave

  • @mahavishnuxc Lmao! Oh, hell yeah! You're right, that totally works. Like in that Adam Sandler flim "I Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" Sorry, bro. I thought you were callin' me a fag. That nasty monster of an ego within' me started talkin' all sorts of crazy shit inside of my head and convinced me to go into borderline, Schizo-Narcissistic Personality Disorder mode again. I'll try that this weekend & punch a broad in her fuckin' mouth then rape the bitch in a dark alley. :)

  • @blkgnuz2007 now your talking my language my nigga. You fuck that bitch and make her scream your name while you shove a 15 inch dildo up her ass!

  • @blkgnuz2007

    You are a genius :o

  • @ThatKiddAdam hell yeaa lols

  • It doesnt matter what generation you live in, its not what the pick up lines are its how you do it, its suppose to be funny for the girl, its fact that all a girl really wants is humor and confidence out of a guy

  • 'Yo baby i know your feet must be tired cuz u been runnin through my mind all day! Come here girl! Omg that kills me! xD

  • I've been trying these on Plenty of Fish and other dating sites, but I haven't been getting the same response. Maybe I'm missing something. I guess I should dress with more pastels

  • YES!! Will Smith is a G, hahaha

  • omg i laughed soo hard...

  • Is your father a thief? Because I need a good man to help me steal priceless art works from Chinese art galleries which are renowned for their heavy security measures.

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  • Roses are read,

    Violets are blue

    I can't rhyme

    Penis

  • I think i've seen your picture before. Oh Yeah that's right it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAM!!!

  • Did you fall from heaven? because your face is pretty messed up.

  • dear god the way he looked at the camera after he got that chick's number thoughhh!!

  • 0:11 Dear sweet christ that is hilarious

  • hahahahah im dying

  • I like 0:30 the best!

  • Will Smith is awesome.

  • Breaking the forth wall... lol

    1:07

  • Wich episode is this ?

  • I lost my number.......can i have you'rs??

  • if will smith commits a crime, does he leave fresh prints?

  • @guitarhero2211 yea fresh white prints

  • Will: girl, I got to tell you.

    this suit, look like a piece of GOOD GOD!!! wrapped up with some HAVE MERCY!!! with a sign of MMMHH!!!!

    ROFL LAWL!!!

  • Man I love him-3

  • Girl is that a keg in yo pants? cuz id love to TAP that ASS!

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I wanna jam my penis in you

  • 2nd line was actual, utter, total genius

  • call me and then the look he gives towards the audience Lol kills me !

  • 100 people can never pick up a girl

  • U forgot one.....

    Will: Mmmmm, girl you look so good I'd marry your brother just to get in your family

  • Hillary--Will, you’re always thinking the worst of me.

    – I have got some great news for you.

    – Guess who I can get to go out with you.

    Will --Janet Jackson?

    Hillary --Guess again.

    Will– Jody Watley.

     Hillary--Guess again.

    Will--Tell me, or I’ll kill you. hahahhaha

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  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I suck at poetry

    Show me your tits

  • "can i call you sometimes?"

    I think it will work...

  • check out my thoughts on chat up lines in the video responses!

  • lmao

  • Best pick up line ever: Get your coat, you've pulled! :D

  • 1:07 when he looked at the camera i just LOLd to much

  • damn i loved this show !!

  • Most Dramatic Show Ever!

  • 100 people couldn't get the ladies

  • Respond to this video... man i miss shows like this and like martin very classic and funny shows

  • 100 people got rejected trying to use cheesy pick up lines.

  • its so weird seeing will in serious films nowadays! its like two different people

  • yo baby i know ur feet must be tired because you been runnin around me head ALLDAY COME HERE!!

    I SWEAR THIS SHOW IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT ALIVE!!

  • Can i take a picture of you ? I have to show santa clause what i want for christmas ;)

  • @fredriklol123 hahahahahahha.. hahahahaha.. hahahahhaha.. i thought that was cute and a bit funny.. ahahahah had to comment on that awww.. =P

  • u forgot one: "hey baby write down ur number for me before i dont want it no more"

  • who da hell would dislike this???

    

  • @mzmadison09 Someone with no sense of humor whatsoever ♥♥

  • "Yo baby i know your feet must be tired cuz you been running thru my mind all day COME HERE GIRL!!!!"

    WIL SMITH LONG LIVE THE REAL KING OF COMEDY!!!!

  • what kablaym means ???

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  • I will never be as fresh as him, but forgive me for I am about to steal his lines. haha everyone is gonna be like dam dud whered u learned that hahaha

  • Now that I look it all these years later, Will had some sugar in his tank

  • one look at the camera... and millions of people laugh. will smith is king

  • I fuckin love this fuckin amazin ever ever show

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa best ever ever....

  • god!! he's like Keith stone LoL

  • Woll Smoth is such a sleaze

  • the cappacino one was hilarious long live will smith

  • girl you look so goodm, i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of Yall

    nice

  • why do the top comments always ruin the video.. i

  • who the !&$# would dislike this......they dont make shows like this anymore

  • @JayRizzy23 haters

  • 1:07 love when he looks at the camera

  • the highest rated comments are quotes from the video? really...

  • watch fresh prince for free at freshprincetv(dot)com

  • "yo baby your feet must be tired because you've running through my mind all day! COME HERE!"

    Lol. Will is a mess.

  • @TheAmbivalency yes thanks for spelling the best part out. and also wrong. Niggah plz

  • 0:39 -ish to 1:09 — smooooth. :D

  • That's DJ Jazzy Jeff .

    o.o

  • lol wtf kanye west at 1:23

  • @venomkingx1 that's just sad, man. not knowing jazzy jeff..

  • LOOOOL did @venomkingx1 really just mistake Jazzy Jef for Kanye? C'mon son....c'mon...

  • Mm, I hope you like it dark.. sweet... and with a spoon in it

  • The one where he was like "

    I noticed you noticing me and i wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too." lol

  • aha i remember this the episode when there stuck in the elevator

  • Will smith loves Skinny, short pretty black women. even his wife is skinny short and extremely pretty

  • on behalf of ma gender....lmfao

  • THE BEST of this Video:

    "Two capuccinos, please".

    "Well, I'm hopping you like it DARK, HOT, SWEET and with a SPOON in it."

    His face is the best AHAHHAHAHHAH

    king Will Smith

  • DONT LIE.............WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND YOU WATCHED THIS,YOU USED AT LEAST ONE LINE FROM THIS SHOW............tell the truth

  • They missed the best one; it was something like "Hurry up and gimme yo number before I don't want it no more" lol

  • yo feet must be tired cus u been runnin thru my mind all day

    the line of the 90s lol!!

  • my best will's pick line was "girl, give me your number before I dont want it no more" #classic

  • i wonder which one he used for jada...

  • @TheBrittanyyy2

    He used "I got loads of money"

    Works every time.

  • 1:07 XD

  • and uh, with a spoon in it hahaha

  • I guess These pick up lines didnt work for 96 poeple

  • "I'd just like to apologize on behalf of my gender."

    lmao xD

  • I miss that showw

  • Girl... That dress looks like good god mixed with a side of ham mercy with extra ooomm!! XD

  • Where can you watch Full episodes of Fresh Prince Of Bel Air on the internet?

  • Girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of yall!!!!....lol u gotta love dat will smith yo!!!

  • i got da juice.. check out my page

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  • 1:07 Breaking the fourth wall! XD

  • if a guy uses wil smith pick up lines i woudnt be able to turn them away lolz

  • @noBEERnoTVmakeJOEsad u just have to be good looking to pull any of these off.

  • Swagger.

  • DO THE SHIVEL REJOINT 

  • will smith is a legend!

  • Will Smith-Legend

    

  • Love this!

  • i think ive seen your picture somewhere before.. oh yeah thats right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAAYYM.

  • @ahhjustinbieberx I lol'ed hard at that.

  • @ahhjustinbieberx hahahahahahhahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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