@blkgnuz2007@mahavishnuxc you two are some sick fucking bastards putting shit like that on YouTube and I'm surprised y'all ain't been jailed yet. What you said is blatant goddamn disrespect towards women AND homosexuals and you deserve to get teamed with your own fucking cocks so YOU can see what it's like experiencing the shit you wrote. Trust and believe if I knew where you were, y'all wouldn't see the light of day; you'd be rotting in the deepest hellhole on motherfucking earth. I hope you
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THESE COMMENTS. You are all twisted. With that sick, disturbed attitude, rape is the only sex you'll ever have- have fun with the karma in the prison shower when you go to jail.
a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen to me
@mahavishnuxc Hey, if that's what you're into. To each his own I guess, fag. I'm just sayin' we should'nt respect women. We should encourage raping them. Just fuck 'em and use sluts for what they're good for and that's pussy. You swallow dicks for money, now that's just sick. You have a mental illness. It's quite evident in your eye contact.
@blkgnuz2007 no you idiot, do you know how to read? You tell the girl you like your gay. eventually you become friends, she'll hang out with you and stuff, shell take you shopping with her and let you see her naked and trying out outfits because she thinks your gay. then she'll share her secrets because she sees you as just another friend. finally the day will come were she will look at you and say "if only you were straight, you understand me." then, you say "im straight". you hump. then leave
@mahavishnuxc Lmao! Oh, hell yeah! You're right, that totally works. Like in that Adam Sandler flim "I Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" Sorry, bro. I thought you were callin' me a fag. That nasty monster of an ego within' me started talkin' all sorts of crazy shit inside of my head and convinced me to go into borderline, Schizo-Narcissistic Personality Disorder mode again. I'll try that this weekend & punch a broad in her fuckin' mouth then rape the bitch in a dark alley. :)
It doesnt matter what generation you live in, its not what the pick up lines are its how you do it, its suppose to be funny for the girl, its fact that all a girl really wants is humor and confidence out of a guy
I've been trying these on Plenty of Fish and other dating sites, but I haven't been getting the same response. Maybe I'm missing something. I guess I should dress with more pastels
Is your father a thief? Because I need a good man to help me steal priceless art works from Chinese art galleries which are renowned for their heavy security measures.
I will never be as fresh as him, but forgive me for I am about to steal his lines. haha everyone is gonna be like dam dud whered u learned that hahaha
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tyguy0256 1 day ago 2
@ sexualchocolate . It was a business card. Some thing people had back in the day.
kp1flush 1 day ago
god i fucking hate followers
217d3 2 days ago
some one try one on me lol
Penny69ful 2 days ago
Thumbs up if you got here cause your a Fresh Prince fan and no one brought you here
TvBroadcasted 2 days ago
Fresh Prince Brought me HERE!!
walt175 4 days ago 3
too bad the Simple Pickup dudes dont have the swag of the Prince ^_^
FraisC 4 days ago 2
@FraisC WORD
newjourney25 1 day ago
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salaman21 4 days ago
TheUnreaI brought me here.
TheUnreaI 5 days ago
thumbs up if simple pickup brought you here
playstion3man 6 days ago
I seen all these before Simple Pickup.
CaNeKT 6 days ago 2
simple pick up brought me here
fist82 6 days ago
best tv series ever ... period.
broncojonnes 1 week ago
SIMPLE PICKUP!
Bamein 1 week ago 95
thumbs up if u like 'how the girl already had her # written on a paper and just hand it to him'' LOL ..OLD school style!!
sexualchocolate10 1 week ago
WILL IS BETTER THAN SIMPLE PICKUP
Dbeezy125 1 week ago 9
thumbs up if Simplepickup brought u here
AYEQTPIE 1 week ago 10
hahah he spits game.
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man shut the fuck up nobody cares if some other thing got you here
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thumbs up if simplepickup got you here :c
amirbasketballs 1 week ago
Simple Pick Up made this well known ;D
kuite922 1 week ago
SIMPLE PICK UP
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SIMPLEEE PICKUPP!!
kosovakid97 1 week ago
Thumbs up for Simple Pickup
wolfgod1011 1 week ago 58
Simple Pickup Sent me!!
julianneer 1 week ago 2
the girl at 0:22 is sexy af!!!!
djunior2011 1 week ago
Sorry, I wrote teamed and that definitely didn't get my point across. I meant REAMED.
hersheybabyluv 1 week ago
@blkgnuz2007 @mahavishnuxc you two are some sick fucking bastards putting shit like that on YouTube and I'm surprised y'all ain't been jailed yet. What you said is blatant goddamn disrespect towards women AND homosexuals and you deserve to get teamed with your own fucking cocks so YOU can see what it's like experiencing the shit you wrote. Trust and believe if I knew where you were, y'all wouldn't see the light of day; you'd be rotting in the deepest hellhole on motherfucking earth. I hope you
hersheybabyluv 1 week ago
I didn't know he had so many girlfriends
nellie2581 1 week ago
"You're feet must be tired 'cause you been running through my mind all day" - that's a good one!!
cmontgomeryx 2 weeks ago 2
1:06 troll face incoming
gabrielusa911 2 weeks ago
i'v seen your picture before........oh yea in the dictionary next to KAPLAAAAM........what a pick up line, i'm definitely gonna try it
mobad1987 2 weeks ago
These are fantastic
im going to use them on my friends
even though im a girl
CrystalTroll 3 weeks ago
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I think i've seen your picture before. Oh Yeah that's right it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
gopinderi24 1 month ago
I really wish I was a guy so I could do some of these pick up lines. :D
wolfygirl1313 1 month ago
yo baby i know your feet must be tired cause you been runnin through my mind ALL DAY COME HERE GIRL.
partyrockmaster 1 month ago 7
hey there is a not so legendairy version of this its called how i met you mother
ArandomHitchHiker 1 month ago
106 people did pick anyone up
lotamdukefamile 1 month ago
Your feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Mitzyclick 1 month ago
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THESE COMMENTS. You are all twisted. With that sick, disturbed attitude, rape is the only sex you'll ever have- have fun with the karma in the prison shower when you go to jail.
TheRbehar 1 month ago 3
@TheRbehar calm down its a jk man jeez...
TheArchangel268 4 weeks ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a gun
Get in the van
FalafellFo 1 month ago 10
@FalafellFo LoL
dkgangsta97 1 month ago
a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen to me
LylScorpio96 1 month ago
"...the fuck are you looking at, bitch!? You wanna suck me off or something?"
You'd be surprised at how well that line actually works. :)
blkgnuz2007 1 month ago
@blkgnuz2007
Yeah so does, "Oh no baby, see I'm actually gay... yeah I don't like girls."
-This line is guaranteed major girl pussy that night.
mahavishnuxc 1 month ago 2
@mahavishnuxc Hey, if that's what you're into. To each his own I guess, fag. I'm just sayin' we should'nt respect women. We should encourage raping them. Just fuck 'em and use sluts for what they're good for and that's pussy. You swallow dicks for money, now that's just sick. You have a mental illness. It's quite evident in your eye contact.
blkgnuz2007 1 month ago
@blkgnuz2007 no you idiot, do you know how to read? You tell the girl you like your gay. eventually you become friends, she'll hang out with you and stuff, shell take you shopping with her and let you see her naked and trying out outfits because she thinks your gay. then she'll share her secrets because she sees you as just another friend. finally the day will come were she will look at you and say "if only you were straight, you understand me." then, you say "im straight". you hump. then leave
mahavishnuxc 1 month ago 2
@mahavishnuxc Lmao! Oh, hell yeah! You're right, that totally works. Like in that Adam Sandler flim "I Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" Sorry, bro. I thought you were callin' me a fag. That nasty monster of an ego within' me started talkin' all sorts of crazy shit inside of my head and convinced me to go into borderline, Schizo-Narcissistic Personality Disorder mode again. I'll try that this weekend & punch a broad in her fuckin' mouth then rape the bitch in a dark alley. :)
blkgnuz2007 1 month ago
@blkgnuz2007 now your talking my language my nigga. You fuck that bitch and make her scream your name while you shove a 15 inch dildo up her ass!
mahavishnuxc 1 month ago
@blkgnuz2007
You are a genius :o
dendanny56 1 month ago
@ThatKiddAdam hell yeaa lols
YunqSwaqq200 2 months ago
It doesnt matter what generation you live in, its not what the pick up lines are its how you do it, its suppose to be funny for the girl, its fact that all a girl really wants is humor and confidence out of a guy
Spinax129 2 months ago
'Yo baby i know your feet must be tired cuz u been runnin through my mind all day! Come here girl! Omg that kills me! xD
swaggababez143 2 months ago
I've been trying these on Plenty of Fish and other dating sites, but I haven't been getting the same response. Maybe I'm missing something. I guess I should dress with more pastels
FlawdaFootball 2 months ago
YES!! Will Smith is a G, hahaha
Ricebag1000 2 months ago
omg i laughed soo hard...
Bab8girl 2 months ago
Is your father a thief? Because I need a good man to help me steal priceless art works from Chinese art galleries which are renowned for their heavy security measures.
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htolad 2 months ago
Roses are read,
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme
Penis
Godlvex 2 months ago
I think i've seen your picture before. Oh Yeah that's right it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAM!!!
zombieland123456789 2 months ago 5
Did you fall from heaven? because your face is pretty messed up.
MrIAmAwesomeness 2 months ago 3
dear god the way he looked at the camera after he got that chick's number thoughhh!!
msmusic222 2 months ago in playlist Liked
0:11 Dear sweet christ that is hilarious
scout2468 2 months ago
hahahahah im dying
12njessi 3 months ago
I like 0:30 the best!
TheWayshowerTube 3 months ago
Will Smith is awesome.
JakesHomeWorkouts 3 months ago
Breaking the forth wall... lol
1:07
DavidTanisDreams 3 months ago
Wich episode is this ?
Schh95 3 months ago
I lost my number.......can i have you'rs??
weebam199 3 months ago
if will smith commits a crime, does he leave fresh prints?
guitarhero2211 3 months ago
@guitarhero2211 yea fresh white prints
ProFishingGuys 2 months ago
Will: girl, I got to tell you.
this suit, look like a piece of GOOD GOD!!! wrapped up with some HAVE MERCY!!! with a sign of MMMHH!!!!
ROFL LAWL!!!
YamiToHikari25 3 months ago
Man I love him-3
afrobarbie26 3 months ago
Girl is that a keg in yo pants? cuz id love to TAP that ASS!
rorandazoro 3 months ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna jam my penis in you
xXxNomnomnomRAWRxXx 3 months ago
2nd line was actual, utter, total genius
drmja24 3 months ago 3
call me and then the look he gives towards the audience Lol kills me !
linkinahmed 3 months ago
100 people can never pick up a girl
mashinebenz 4 months ago 44
U forgot one.....
Will: Mmmmm, girl you look so good I'd marry your brother just to get in your family
nas12271 4 months ago 3
Hillary--Will, you’re always thinking the worst of me.
– I have got some great news for you.
– Guess who I can get to go out with you.
Will --Janet Jackson?
Hillary --Guess again.
Will– Jody Watley.
Hillary--Guess again.
Will--Tell me, or I’ll kill you. hahahhaha
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vullnettota 4 months ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poetry
Show me your tits
njrobinson95 4 months ago 8
"can i call you sometimes?"
I think it will work...
watanabe757 4 months ago
check out my thoughts on chat up lines in the video responses!
Ryeangle 4 months ago
lmao
SoulTheNinja 4 months ago
Best pick up line ever: Get your coat, you've pulled! :D
JackRabbitSlim 4 months ago
1:07 when he looked at the camera i just LOLd to much
JAGZiiE 4 months ago 4
damn i loved this show !!
Lesoot 4 months ago
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i think ive seen your picture somewhere before.. oh yeah thats right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAAYYM.
TJ271992 4 months ago
Most Dramatic Show Ever!
Stelios7xXx 4 months ago
100 people couldn't get the ladies
MaricoL13 4 months ago
Respond to this video... man i miss shows like this and like martin very classic and funny shows
YoungStone215 4 months ago
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girl your parents must be asshole couse you are the shit
HooliganLeppi 4 months ago 2
100 people got rejected trying to use cheesy pick up lines.
twise29 4 months ago
its so weird seeing will in serious films nowadays! its like two different people
OneWayRoad 4 months ago 6
yo baby i know ur feet must be tired because you been runnin around me head ALLDAY COME HERE!!
I SWEAR THIS SHOW IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT ALIVE!!
themafia247 4 months ago 5
Can i take a picture of you ? I have to show santa clause what i want for christmas ;)
fredriklol123 5 months ago 4
@fredriklol123 hahahahahahha.. hahahahaha.. hahahahhaha.. i thought that was cute and a bit funny.. ahahahah had to comment on that awww.. =P
oneakinddoll 4 months ago
u forgot one: "hey baby write down ur number for me before i dont want it no more"
patriciacarrasco 5 months ago 5
who da hell would dislike this???
mzmadison09 5 months ago 31
@mzmadison09 Someone with no sense of humor whatsoever ♥♥
NYChica23 2 months ago
"Yo baby i know your feet must be tired cuz you been running thru my mind all day COME HERE GIRL!!!!"
WIL SMITH LONG LIVE THE REAL KING OF COMEDY!!!!
PrinceRashuan 5 months ago
what kablaym means ???
FaliramoN 5 months ago
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@FaliramoN It's like "Wow!" or some other expression.
2550505 4 months ago
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Only Will Smith can pull off these lines.
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Earuto4 5 months ago
I will never be as fresh as him, but forgive me for I am about to steal his lines. haha everyone is gonna be like dam dud whered u learned that hahaha
MGSfan 5 months ago
Now that I look it all these years later, Will had some sugar in his tank
daddyrichten 5 months ago
one look at the camera... and millions of people laugh. will smith is king
partyrockmaster 5 months ago
I fuckin love this fuckin amazin ever ever show
vullnettota 5 months ago 2
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa best ever ever....
vullnettota 5 months ago
god!! he's like Keith stone LoL
dallasharless88 5 months ago
Woll Smoth is such a sleaze
Silko3000 5 months ago
the cappacino one was hilarious long live will smith
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WeekendattheCabin1 5 months ago
girl you look so goodm, i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of Yall
nice
chiraine1 5 months ago
why do the top comments always ruin the video.. i
sumbody19 5 months ago
who the !&$# would dislike this......they dont make shows like this anymore
JayRizzy23 5 months ago 6
@JayRizzy23 haters
ZikonLegend 5 months ago
1:07 love when he looks at the camera
loufreck 5 months ago
the highest rated comments are quotes from the video? really...
1999UTD 5 months ago
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hindu4life1967 5 months ago
"yo baby your feet must be tired because you've running through my mind all day! COME HERE!"
Lol. Will is a mess.
TheAmbivalency 6 months ago 121
@TheAmbivalency yes thanks for spelling the best part out. and also wrong. Niggah plz
Unknownsob 3 months ago
0:39 -ish to 1:09 — smooooth. :D
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" 2 cappuccinos please" " well I hope you like it dark.. sweet... and with a spoon in it" LOL kills me!!
1:05 - 1:09 LMAO!
EseFranvids 6 months ago
That's DJ Jazzy Jeff .
o.o
StarrPhototype 6 months ago
lol wtf kanye west at 1:23
venomkingx1 6 months ago
@venomkingx1 that's just sad, man. not knowing jazzy jeff..
forevermusic91 6 months ago 6
LOOOOL did @venomkingx1 really just mistake Jazzy Jef for Kanye? C'mon son....c'mon...
OfficialJaeCardiac 6 months ago 6
Mm, I hope you like it dark.. sweet... and with a spoon in it
thatguy11111000 6 months ago
The one where he was like "
I noticed you noticing me and i wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too." lol
LynnxHearts 6 months ago 4
aha i remember this the episode when there stuck in the elevator
BloodyiBall0 6 months ago
Will smith loves Skinny, short pretty black women. even his wife is skinny short and extremely pretty
duuqnaagtan1 6 months ago
on behalf of ma gender....lmfao
JAYJAY70693 6 months ago
THE BEST of this Video:
"Two capuccinos, please".
"Well, I'm hopping you like it DARK, HOT, SWEET and with a SPOON in it."
His face is the best AHAHHAHAHHAH
king Will Smith
ViniciusSEP 6 months ago 10
DONT LIE.............WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND YOU WATCHED THIS,YOU USED AT LEAST ONE LINE FROM THIS SHOW............tell the truth
pulsegang 6 months ago 7
They missed the best one; it was something like "Hurry up and gimme yo number before I don't want it no more" lol
cdsmith1990 6 months ago 13
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TheSpongeGuy 6 months ago
yo feet must be tired cus u been runnin thru my mind all day
the line of the 90s lol!!
TheEaglesfanindc 6 months ago
my best will's pick line was "girl, give me your number before I dont want it no more" #classic
0Moreno0 6 months ago 6
i wonder which one he used for jada...
TheBrittanyyy2 6 months ago 106
@TheBrittanyyy2
He used "I got loads of money"
Works every time.
DeathtoRaiden1 3 months ago
1:07 XD
JayCNelson 6 months ago
and uh, with a spoon in it hahaha
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Step 1: Go to MackMethods(dot)com
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Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out haha
Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the tip.
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AminTheDream1 6 months ago
I guess These pick up lines didnt work for 96 poeple
Da1nOnLyNaTiOn 6 months ago 12
"I'd just like to apologize on behalf of my gender."
lmao xD
ParamoreOwlCity 6 months ago 4
I miss that showw
ObsessedWitJB 6 months ago
Girl... That dress looks like good god mixed with a side of ham mercy with extra ooomm!! XD
Seth9261 6 months ago
Where can you watch Full episodes of Fresh Prince Of Bel Air on the internet?
ParissMorqann234 6 months ago
Girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of yall!!!!....lol u gotta love dat will smith yo!!!
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who is the girl at 0:27 I cant remember her name?
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WhoIsMrMagoo 7 months ago
1:07 Breaking the fourth wall! XD
LunaLongbottom2448 7 months ago 2
if a guy uses wil smith pick up lines i woudnt be able to turn them away lolz
babygirljazz1235 7 months ago 8
@noBEERnoTVmakeJOEsad u just have to be good looking to pull any of these off.
DaAlzki7852 7 months ago
Swagger.
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whataboutlouis 7 months ago
DO THE SHIVEL REJOINT
zefer5585 7 months ago
will smith is a legend!
Annice96 7 months ago 2
Will Smith-Legend
Annice96 7 months ago 2
Love this!
JimBolten68 7 months ago
i think ive seen your picture somewhere before.. oh yeah thats right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAAYYM.
ahhjustinbieberx 7 months ago 308
@ahhjustinbieberx I lol'ed hard at that.
DJXtremeindahouse 4 months ago
@ahhjustinbieberx hahahahahahhahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
vullnettota 4 months ago