Star Control 3 - The VUX and Vyro-Ingo...Rejoin

[macgeek2004]

So even tho the game was TERRIBLE, it was still completely obvious that the studio had spent a LOT of money on at least ONE aspect of the game, and so you had SONE reason to play it, but...THIS?! WTF could POSSIBLY have *green-lit* THIS?!?! I mean, there's not one screen, ONE FUCKING SCREEN, that looks good, or even just PRESENTABLE! I mean, EVERY screen of this game just makes me scream, "WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?!"

[macgeek2004]

... "movie" ended! Not to mention the act{ors,ing}! I mean, you got to PLAY as Clive Owen, other stars like Christopher Walken and John Rys-Davies feature prominently, THE WRITING'S GOOD (tho the script's style of dialog more resembles a movie than the kind of dialogue featured in SC II), and EVERYONE gives a Oscar-worthy performance!

[macgeek2004]

Um...WOW. As far as sequels go, Highlander II was TERRIBLE, as far as video game sequels go, Privateer II was also REALLY BAD, but StarControl III?!?? Fuck, it makes those two practically look like Ocarina of Time in comparison! I mean, AT LEAST Privateer II had a HUGE Hollywood-style budget of MILLIONS and used top-tier actors/actresses in a professionally produced, Hollywood-level almost-movie for it's cutscenes...so even tho the game was bad, you still wanted to play it to see how the "movie

[accention]

After coming back to this almost 10 years later thats still disturbing

[CommanderElerium]

Woah Admiral ZEX reference outta fucking nowhere, and he's a visionary now?

Oh lord SC3

[smoth7]

1:50 Lol hot ship on ship action

[Ozarkeree]

I'd join a religion based on screwing aliens :D HAIL ZEX

[nightral8I4]

Admiral zex... Almost sounds like Admiral sex. This purple guy is so weird.

[TheMisterCat]

This video is rated M for inappropriate mechanized intercourse.

[DOX9500]

No matter how wasted and bad things become, it always gets fixed with shmex! XD

[Rapanui5]

Just a question, A vux and a viro-ingo are supposed to have sex?? how the hell is that possible??

[Alexoneil]

Well first the vux puts it's... ... ... And now you know.

[astrangeone]

This made me laugh in the scene with the two ships coupling....

I was 21 when I played this. It is very funny.

[barak219]

could you do the ethic commite warnings and finaly expelling you for protecting your crew?

[barak219]

so if they had made a sc4 there would be a race called vyro-VUX-ingo?

what i really hate about this game is that they took out all the races from sc2...so what if they are not in the game (i wanted terminators...) SC2 had chinchenju ships in melee...is this that hard to give a little bonus for the fans?

and the ship...why did they gave you that pathetic mark 2? you had a wonderful formula...i really dont mind that half the hirarchy is on your side but they fucked up so much.

[DarkestFreedom01]

man, what a peice of crap. but so much fun to play!

[MagusJoseph]

OMG.

Spaceship buttsecks

[Gunndar]

Regarding Zex as a visionary b/c he was boinking space cows and what not is an attempt at humor. SC3 still sucks ass though.

[ZarlaSheenaza]

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to

[MenloMarseilles]

SC3, oh man, SC3.

[ladystorykeeper]

COOL!!!

[Shavarnarak]

*laughs* I forgot all about the bonking spaceships.

Seriously, who WROTE this stuff?

[afnaste]

This was the single hardest thing for me to figure out in SC3, I never guessed to send a Vyro-Ingo ship towards a Vux ship, I had to look that part up in a strategy guide.

[urhh]

I had forgotten how terrible the midi music was in SC3. Oh, the pain!

[voidguard]

Star Control 3 NEVER HAPPENED!!!!

[Dinictus]

THEM?!

[Dinictus]

Actually, on that note, you're right. It makes ZEX more gay. I mean utterly -fabulous-

[afnaste]

I think Zex and Captain Jack Harkness would bump uglies.

[Shavarnarak]

Hahahaha! They totally would!

[Fireholly99]

At least the Intruder insisted on the Vyro-Ingo ship using protection.

[Kromgar]

I didn't reunite these two when I first played the game.

After seeing that... "disturbing" piece of CG footage, I'm not sure I'll want to do it should I play the game again.

Starship intercourse... *shudder*

[afnaste]

Yeah I never saw 2 starships bump uglies before, unless you count the Enterprise and the Klingon D-7 attached to each other in the Trek Animated Series. I never saw a starship vomit until I watched Lexx.

[JosephCollins]

The VUX have the worse voice-actors EVER.